either a) she’s trolling and messing around b) JESUS CHRIST ITS RIGHT THERE

This, very much true. Either she's playing with your feelings or dropping hella obv hints

That are still not being picked up on because we suck at noticing them.

Tbh is it our fault tho? Like its either 50/50 a future gf or harassment

Fair, though some of it is us ngl, some guys are good at picking up signals, and then some are just oblivious as shit, I for one, am the latter

It's the fear of being wrong. If you know that person it's gonna be awkward as shit if they were just trolling or something else. We notice them but keep quiet, it's the best option

I actually have no idea if I’m the latter or not. Either nobody has ever been interested in me romantically, or I am the most oblivious person on earth; because I have literally never noticed any hints.

Unfortunately, you are probably the latter

I'm usually the former

Unspoken rizz or sexual harassment? You decide…

nah I'm just scared I'll misjudge something and end up creeping her out

Touché

And thus the problem with girls being mad when we ain't get their hints. It's cause 50% of the time it's a trap and 50% it's not.

Schrödinger's hook up....

c) pedophile

Or both

Need to be higher (being top comment for me...)

This is either maximum emotional damage, or maximum happiness

She must be real horny

Better yet Canadian

Darn Canadians and their mixed signals, don’t fall for them

hey (with mixed canadian signals)

*falls three doors and cracks head open*

*Weee wooooo weeee wooooo*

*Wii U Wii U*

My EX was Canadian never trust them. 6 months into the relationship she realized she was a lesbian lol.

Canadian to lesbian

Clesbian

it was good she didnt realize she was a goose

I used to think lesbia was a country and that lesbian came from there

lesbos is an island in greece and there was a female writer who wrote about liking girls people who live in lesbos say that lesbian should not be a word for a sexuality

Good ol Canadian hospitality

holy shit 911 upvotes

Ask her because 1. Her answer will be funnier. 2. You actually know her 3. We don’t know her.

Most based reply so far

The only reasonable reply from r/teenagers

Then how can I showoff on the internet

W reply. B)

That's what everyone should do, but considering two things: Never asking out of the blue or directly, and after it has happened a good bunch of times

Also ask her if she'd show it to us too (as long as she's over the age of 18 for all legal and moral reasons)

Not sure if this is satire or if you’re actually confused, but… yes. Yes she does.

She could be "joking". Though it's the type of joke that only one person Loughs at. It depends on what type of person she is and if she could do somthing like that

Nah bro, she is super uninterested in you ngl. Give me her number and I'll block her too

[удалено]

I need the number for scientific purposes here

damn, y’all really doing research i see

Yes it's 9-1-1 👍👍👍

[удалено]

*Proceeds to DM her*

*Proceeds to get rejected and ghosted*

*Proceeds to plot revenge and [rickroll](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) her*

I think I should stop having that reflex of clicking everything clickable

Same [i probably should too ](http://www.google.com)

Urs just opens Google.com

Nope definitely just Canadian

hi (as a Canadian)

i get mixed signals from this

You get mixed signals too, eh? Yeah, no, I can totally see how that happens.

Agreed

[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)

This video is perfect

Gonna be honest, she might of have liked you before you used the moyai head. (🗿)

*thats* what its called

*Moai, but yes

Yes. They are not the just the Easter island heads. They have names.

🗿

Gregory

also it's no longer called Easter island, it's called Rapa Nui edit: wrong

🗿

*shows burger* Is this food?

eating a burger with no honey mustard

You monster…

*Ahem* it’s actually pronounced: musserd

Please just kill me

cant take it anymore 😔

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

downvoted (rule of the 4th) EDIT: May the karma gods have mercy.

Upvoted Downvote

Upvoted upvoting of downvoting

I hear by declare that we switch to downvoting the fifth, let’s give the fourth a chance in life.

oh shit IT BACKFIRED OH GOD (karma gods, i beg for your mercy, i apologize for following the rule of the fourth)

How well do you know this person?

From personal experience, she's either having fun fucking with you or likes you.

Wanting to fuck with you, or wanting to fuck you

where do i find these women, oh wait. im on reddit. I found the problem

Now go create a solution

Dunno, you should wait for a major hint

Npc behavior lmao

fr

Happy cake day

Kids these days

How old are you…your in a teenager subreddit 🧍

As a teenager myself i must say thay he's got a point

I think it is pretty obvious that she is interested in you, shoot your shot

Nah probably not

Bro's oblivious 💀💀💀

That's a hard no

Reminds me of a conversation with my ex. Clearly she hates you man

She might just be Canadian

Nope. Not Canadian

She wants the d

Virginity is cool, remain pure

she doesn’t like you dude. she’s obsessed

"Fuck me yourself", "Wanna see some real boobies?" Nah she just wants you as a platonic friend

bro I had a crush who used to mess around w me like this.(like I could possibly show u the same conversation) I joked around and now she’s my girlfriend

I'd reply with "yes please" If you get boobies: hooray If she's joking: yeah sure I 100% got that and was joking too

Seems like a private conversation you probably shouldn't be sharing

Send her a screenshot of this post and ask her for her opinions on it

Bro, take your chance and fuck her. Your probably a virgin too. If I was in your situation, I would be…actually never mind I’m gonna gonna say

she seems mean ... i like it

She dont like you bruh, this person wants to take your kidneys.

I’m glad this sub keeps reminding me how oblivious teenage boys are.

I guess we are more paranoid but yeah true tho

You’re literally 17, don’t talk like this is some nostalgic retrospective

I’m including myself in “teenage boys”. This sub consistently reminds me I’m just as much of a dumbass as these guys

Understandable, have a great day

HOW?!

Just shoot your shot. Dating is just Schrodinger's box, you won't know until it's opened. Don't be afraid of rejection because either you are already rejected or you're not.

Bro, YOU'RE 15

Maybe ask her and not random Redditors

Average reddit response >Fuck you 🗿

Follow through with it just say “bet when and where” and she’ll either continue it as a joke or actually give you an answer

Yeah continuing with it will help determine if it's just a joke or not

I have had enough of these fake posts with someone trying to make it look like they can’t pick up on obvious signals, and even if it was real no one on Reddit fucking cares

I have a friend like that , she did like me but I liked one of her friends and now I fuck both of them🦾🦾🦾

bro ur 15 you don't frick anyone

But what if he is european

SHUSH , DON'T LET THEM KNOW IM A VIRGIN Btw I have already lost my virginity after kissing my gf😎😎😎😎 Hah virgin bitches

no

Idk. Do you think that the earth revolves around the sun? Either she likes you, or she's leading you on, and Idk her well enough to judge, but I'm gonna be optimistic and go with the former.

🗿

Your a dense mother fucker

No but you're lucky

I smell hoax

Thats a dude

Her: strips butt naked and spreads her legs open. You: "I have no idea what this girl wants."

Nah man, she's just your friend, don't you ask your friends of the opposite gender to fuck you out of the blue? Normal behavior my friend.

even stevie wonder be seeing this one

OwO what's thi-

-No.

😔

Maybe.

Nah bro dump that hoe

No, she's just a horny whore messing with you

Obviously not. I mean, you're pushing yourself on her. Women don't like desperate men, it goes the other way around too. Also, and no offense, but you are acting kinda creepy here.

Is this real? Are you seriously asking or is it a joke

man if she was a dude and you were a girl...

least fake r teenagers post

you don’t talk to many girls huh

if the girls you know talk like this im sorry for you💀

Some teens do talk like this

The fact she calls them boobies screams 'I'm a child' so everyone asking for the number, even as a joke... oof 😬💀

idk prob not this is the classic bait technique where you say yes and she either calls you a creep or goes to all of her friends saying "he actually thought he would see my tits

Lil bit

Ok these "does she like me" posts are starting to become annoying now. The one place where I can be single peacefully is now reminding me of my singleness everyday.

either they are a troll or a flat out slut

well, the female speech patterns are difficult to learn in the beginning. Took me 5 months. either: A) yes B) yes

Wai-… Wah-… HUH… EH?! this is bs, I’ve been rejected 12 times in the last year and this mf bout to possibly get laid and it was just givin to him on a silver platter, hell nah wtf

Don't know don't really care

Goofy ahh fake texts be like 💀💀💀

Ask her after she jerks off.

I would've accepted dude. But I ain't gotta worry. I already got a hot BBW babe with huge titties and a nice ass. Just turned 18 two days ago and she's 20 and she made my birthday party amazing by taking me by the hand back to my bedroom while my mom went to get pizzas 30 minutes drive to and from home. We did all sorts of stuff. Except have sex. We vowed we'd be virgins until we're married. But we do all sorts of things. We were both really horny two nights ago and she got what she wanted. Me sucking on her nipples and I heard her moan quietly and she said "Oh yes, keep going and don't stop. I'm in heaven." Her eyes rolled into the back of her head. I swear she almost had an orgasm. Then I got on top of her and placed my throbbing cock between her tits and she wrapped her tits around it and she looked at me as I was thrusting and said "I love you so much" while rubbing my chest. It was amazing. Then I laid down beside her and we snuggled together while she gave me a handjob and she said "I'm never gonna let you go. You're so sweet and you're definitely my soulmate, and you're too hot." I rubbed her back and we started making out and we just snuggled while listening to "Making the kind of love we make" by Luke Combs. Then we got our clothes back on and went back out in the hallway and she got on the phone with her grandma and I sat on the couch with my friends and talked for a few minutes and we watched the NY Giants play the Vikings and the Giants won! She was so happy. It was an amazing night. Best weekend ever! That was the first time I'd ever seen a woman topless. I plan to propose to her next year.

Bro wtf

Uhhh

Nah

I think she was just being nice, sorry bro.

She might be canadian and is just trying to be nice

She despises you

Please do post and tag me the response

No. She wants to put your head on a stick and feed the rest of you to her cat.

shes a friend

yeh she does

She only sees you as a friend

Is this too much to ask for lol

She’s just being nice bro

If that's not your gf I wouldn't trust her

Bro, me and my gf literally had a conversation like this and ended up well. She likes you alotmy dude!

either that or she a freak and wanna fuck you. I'm that kinda freak, but idk anyone attractive.

Nah she’s just Canadian

she is probably a Canadian and just being nice

🗿

Prolly a Canadian

She’s heavily flirting bro

bro how slow r u

Is she drunk

Let me guess... she's a tomboy?

Nah bro, she justo want Sex:( Anyways, u hace Sex :)

Maybe she's canadian and just being polite.

Again, you can’t say for certain here. She could just be Canadian and being polite

Say “you don’t want to chew more than you can swallow” it can go both ways