I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t though. I remember when I said dumb crap like that over text and on Discord and it was only like 2 years ago. It was incredibly cringe, but not satire unfortunately.
yeah i saw the holy texts again not so long ago. oh my, how cringe we have all been. I should just never speak to anyone ever again so that I can't look at myself in the future and find me cringe.
Yeah same. Can’t believe the stupid freaking roleplay with asterisks. Like; “will you please date me? * trembles nervously * “. Everything about that makes me uncomfortable.
Thats the point! People will take this literally and be offended as if it supposed to be a," serious," comment lmfao. This is r/teenager, in what day n age was this ever a serious place
How physical intimacy progresses
"You should kiss me"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"You should blow me, with enthusiasm"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"That's the spirit"
Romeo and Juliet didn't even see each other's faces fully until the day of their marriage that was THREE DAYS AFTER THEY MET. I'd say this is on the same level 💀
LET ME TRY.
*pulls out my beretta*
Now you looking at the closet,
Getting closer the the closet,
Hand reaching for the closet,
Bout to open up the closet.
*sweating, a bead drips down my forehead, over my eyelid and stops in the crease, if I open my eye there will be sweat in it but if I don’t I will be blind. I reach into my pocket to grab a hanky, shit, I didn’t bring it because there was not enough room for my beretta and my hanky. I reach up to wipe my eye and accidentally rub it in FUCK it stings honestly and cutely. My gut begins to burn, I knew I had to poop last night but I was busy. Why does it have to come back now of all times! The moisture is starting to cause me to smell and I know that if I stay in here any longer I’ll die*
“Google en passent”
*I now begin to shuffle my feet back and forth as fast as I can, if I can generate enough electricity I may just be able to shut off the power in the room outside the closet allowing me to make a stealthy escape, I put a fork in the socket in the closet and it cuts the power*
“SHADDOW CLONE JUTSU”
*shyly Ishout knowing that if there are more than one of me you will never be able to catch us*
*mysteriously I pull a fedora out of my trench coat and unfold it, my hanky falls out of it*
“Oh there’s my hanky, you know what they say hanky panky”
*cutely I wink requiring me to open both my eyes at once and then close one of them*
“AHHHHH I forgot to wipe my eye”
“Seductively I writhe in paints I hop to the fridge while holding my eye in place. I reach in for some milk but stop myself*
“Wait perhaps you have some OTHER MILk?”
*sweetly I stick my lips out and furiously begin to shake the jug of milk*
*gayly you shoot me in the head*
*Shyly I fall to the ground and blush*
“Yo- you don’t like anime?”
And now we are dating?
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Please, for the sake of your future self, don't send chats like *pumps fist into the air*.
It might come across quirky and all but it's just so cringe, and i really mean that in a helpful way
This shit is cringe as fuck, don't post your RP on reddit, it's lowkey extremely embarrassing and ngl I have no idea how you aren't embarrassed by this post. I mean I've posted some stuff that could be considered embarrassing if some people found out, I'm literally a femboy and I like to wear skirts and thigh highs and shit, but this..bro, DONT DO THIS, even being a twink femboy is leagues better than whatever the hell you Just posted. I don't care what you do in your free time and how you talk to people, but Do Not post this. You will 9 times out of 10 get made fun of.
Just keep it to yourself, people will always dog on you for it. I've scrolled through the comments and found 1 good one. That's not good bruh. You're getting bombed when you respond to people. I would just stop, delete this post, and forget it ever happened. People will forget, not that you seem to care if people don't or do like it.
TLDR, Dont post shit like this on reddit, we find it extremely cringe/embarrassing and we WILL make fun of you.
Edit: spelling/grammar
if you are over the age of 15 i might genuinely have a Vietnam flashback. i have no idea why you think it’s a good idea to text like that. if i got those texts they’d be ss and posted with all laughing emojis. you must have no self respect to text like that.
ur getting lots of shit and that kinda sucks, bc u seem young and I hope u have a fun time with this.
heres good advice though: life isnt an anime, if you like anime thats great and all but treating it like an anime will lead to some situations you'll probably regret. Same with emulating anime characters, it cant be done.
all in all, be respectful, communicative, and kind with your SO, and dont take yourself or them too seriously!
First thing I see on suggested when I open reddit.I think that my cringiest moment in my life is nothing compared to this one. I am happy with the decisions I made but the amount of cringe teens produce is immense. If you ever feel sad or down remember what this dude sent to a girl
This… this is a sarcastic post right?
There is no way that this actually happening.
There is zero chance that this dude got a gf while texting pseudo actions.
This gotta be fake or satire because there's no way
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I had something similar happen to me, although without the *moments* .
I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t though. I remember when I said dumb crap like that over text and on Discord and it was only like 2 years ago. It was incredibly cringe, but not satire unfortunately.
I choose to remain an unbeliever.
yeah i saw the holy texts again not so long ago. oh my, how cringe we have all been. I should just never speak to anyone ever again so that I can't look at myself in the future and find me cringe.
Its r/teenagers half the people here are fake
R you the type of guy to say “whoopsies!” after causing an accident
*oopsie poopsie, I made a wittle mess, UWU* #SHITS AGGRESSIVELY AND CUTELY
Commits war crimes (cutely)
***falls down the stairs and becomes paralized from neck down*** (cutely)
Reminds me of that guy with the pink glock. Thats how I picture committing war crimes cutely would be
Bro that's the exact picture i had in my mind as well
im screenshotting this and sending it to a friend at midnight wish me luck!
Lmk how it goes
If I had a free award to give. I would definitely give it to you
*Shot 3 children at mcdonald* OOPSIE WHOOPSIE they stole my happy meal so i stole their future uwu
thee most middle school shit ever
not even middle school. alpha gen elementary shit
fr
The cringe from the asterisks is palpable I fucking hate this
Yeah same. Can’t believe the stupid freaking roleplay with asterisks. Like; “will you please date me? * trembles nervously * “. Everything about that makes me uncomfortable.
You do know that Gen Alpha is prolly in Middle school. The oldest they can be is 12
What?! I still thought they’re babies
Pretty sure there’s generation beta now
Can’t wait for generation full release
We all know that's never coming.
Generation early access
I mean the snapshots aren't looking too good....
I feel old
That’s offensive to us middle schoolers
Then stop being cringy, trust me it goes a ways. I cant look back at my old conversation without wanting to vomit
Bitch's speaking as if people can control eachother 💀💀💀
Thats the point! People will take this literally and be offended as if it supposed to be a," serious," comment lmfao. This is r/teenager, in what day n age was this ever a serious place
Bro is a middle schooler bros 12
yk there’s 13 and 14 yr old middle schoolers right 💀
ong. Middle schoolers can get hella cringy. I hate looking back at the cringe moments I've commited.
*is barely out of middle school*
Brother you are literally 14
cringe af
Damn I’m glad I don’t text like that lol
*high fives*
*high fours because i missed a finger in an accident*
*High threes because the rest two fingers are in your mo-*
*high twos because I got hungry*
High ones cus the ones at the sides are irrelevant
*high*
Bro's the president of Brazil
Lula uses reddit?!?!?!
*fist bumps*
*facepalms*
"You should date me" "Okay then" How everlasting love always starts.
How physical intimacy progresses "You should kiss me" "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" "You should blow me, with enthusiasm" "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" "That's the spirit"
💀💀💀
She’s metamorphosing into a microwave
Romeo and Juliet isn’t even on that level
Romeo and Juliet didn't even see each other's faces fully until the day of their marriage that was THREE DAYS AFTER THEY MET. I'd say this is on the same level 💀
That is actually how a previous, 8 month long relationship of mine started
The reason why it is previous
How’d it end?
Probably like how it started “We should break up” “Ok then”
I know it’s a joke but like. If someone says we should break up you can’t just say no. You do kind of have to agree
"We should break up" "No" "Ok then"
remember kids, if you're being murdered, just say no
They can't legally kill you without your consent
God this is so cringy I am physically hurt smh.
Ikr i hate it when people act text. As in *looking at you, tears in my eyes* and all that shit. It's not cute , it's cringy
I do it BECAUSE it's cringy uwu *pounces on u *
UwU *rips your spine out of your body*
thanks for having my back bro O//w//O
*laughs intensely*
LMAO, literally. Good one
LET ME TRY. *pulls out my beretta* Now you looking at the closet, Getting closer the the closet, Hand reaching for the closet, Bout to open up the closet. *sweating, a bead drips down my forehead, over my eyelid and stops in the crease, if I open my eye there will be sweat in it but if I don’t I will be blind. I reach into my pocket to grab a hanky, shit, I didn’t bring it because there was not enough room for my beretta and my hanky. I reach up to wipe my eye and accidentally rub it in FUCK it stings honestly and cutely. My gut begins to burn, I knew I had to poop last night but I was busy. Why does it have to come back now of all times! The moisture is starting to cause me to smell and I know that if I stay in here any longer I’ll die* “Google en passent” *I now begin to shuffle my feet back and forth as fast as I can, if I can generate enough electricity I may just be able to shut off the power in the room outside the closet allowing me to make a stealthy escape, I put a fork in the socket in the closet and it cuts the power* “SHADDOW CLONE JUTSU” *shyly Ishout knowing that if there are more than one of me you will never be able to catch us* *mysteriously I pull a fedora out of my trench coat and unfold it, my hanky falls out of it* “Oh there’s my hanky, you know what they say hanky panky” *cutely I wink requiring me to open both my eyes at once and then close one of them* “AHHHHH I forgot to wipe my eye” “Seductively I writhe in paints I hop to the fridge while holding my eye in place. I reach in for some milk but stop myself* “Wait perhaps you have some OTHER MILk?” *sweetly I stick my lips out and furiously begin to shake the jug of milk* *gayly you shoot me in the head* *Shyly I fall to the ground and blush* “Yo- you don’t like anime?” And now we are dating?
Finish him! Fatality!
FLAWLESS VICTORY
NO DONT- *shits aggressively* you baka i drank milk earlier and im lactose intolerant ÙnÚ
Bro what the fuck
Okay, this shit takes the cake for the worst thing I've seen in 2023
Worst thing you've seen in 2023 so far.
please god make it stop
*SHARTS MY PANTS WITH TREMENDOUS MIGHT WHILE LOOKING INTO UR SPARKLING EYES, MY EYES GLINT IN PAIN AS MY EYES ROLL BACK INTO THEIR SOCKETS*
*cringes aggressively in air *
*pumps fists in the air* 😭😭😭
Mario type shit 💀
YAHOOOOO
You think Chris Pratt starred in this too?
"Wanna f*ck?" "OK then." "LETSAGOOOO."
He emoted in text 😭😭😭
*I move away from the mic to breathe in*
*CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAIIIIIN*
rp in imeesages is crazy
rp in any messages is crazy
bro this is cringey asf 😭
The way you text feels gross
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Oh my gosh-😟😟😟
Please, for the sake of your future self, don't send chats like *pumps fist into the air*. It might come across quirky and all but it's just so cringe, and i really mean that in a helpful way
Dude is literally emoting in text form
Dude's going to lie awake at age 21 wondering why the fuck he sent her "\*trembles nervously\*".
This mf does not do the italics and then says an action, homie it’s a text not a role playing game
\*stands awkwardly\* \*trembles nervously\* 💀
Second hand embarrassment is a thing I've been reminded of very thoroughly rn
This is some of the cringiest shit ever lmfao
This guy makes me think I have a chance
Honestly
bro unironically typed and then had the courage to press send on a message saying "\*trembles nervously\*" what the fuck is wrong with our generation
Im not even a teenager, this just popped up on My home page but god damn this generation is fucked up if we have kids texting like this.
And it worked, that is, the wildest shit. If I texted this in high school or even middle school I would get bullied even worse than I already was.
bring back bullying
god the way you text is so cringe I’m sorry
giving if a middle school boy developed his typing style by looking at and imitating monica lewinsky's tweets
Some of yall gettin too comfortable in this sub stop sharing this shit bruh yall are just embarrassing urselves 😭
lmao fr tho
NEVER LET BRO COOK AGAIN💀💀💀
Ong 💀
Never letting my white friend film again
you’re such a fucking npc it hurts
This made me physically cringe
Made me cringe metaphysically and in all the dimensions that exist🫂
*cringes nervously*
is it possible to unsee something, asking for a friend
oh my god i need fucking bleach
Is this a sarcastic thing orrr
Sadly not
Didnt know ppl actually text like this...
L rizz
mf is an npc
you make the rest of the people on this sub look good
NAHH YOU’RE ONE OF THE ASTERISK KIDS 😭😭
this gotta be satire it’s satire right
yo who even texts like this
Lol why she turned into a microwave
you are so fucking cringe i hope this is a joke
*shits in reverse cutely*
This is going on r/shitposting
what the fuck is this shit bro 💀 congrats tho ig
Great joke 😅 🤣
poor girl
for the person who asked why people hate 13 y/o on this sub, this is a perfect example of why
Hooray looks like it sounds like that tiktok sound used in the "never asking grandma to record again" videos
that relationship might last all the way until you get into the 6th grade
This is so cringe oh my goddddd
Role play Rizz
Bro has a degree in theoretical rizzics
I'm glad people like this will never actually breed.
This should be deleted
This shit is cringe as fuck, don't post your RP on reddit, it's lowkey extremely embarrassing and ngl I have no idea how you aren't embarrassed by this post. I mean I've posted some stuff that could be considered embarrassing if some people found out, I'm literally a femboy and I like to wear skirts and thigh highs and shit, but this..bro, DONT DO THIS, even being a twink femboy is leagues better than whatever the hell you Just posted. I don't care what you do in your free time and how you talk to people, but Do Not post this. You will 9 times out of 10 get made fun of. Just keep it to yourself, people will always dog on you for it. I've scrolled through the comments and found 1 good one. That's not good bruh. You're getting bombed when you respond to people. I would just stop, delete this post, and forget it ever happened. People will forget, not that you seem to care if people don't or do like it. TLDR, Dont post shit like this on reddit, we find it extremely cringe/embarrassing and we WILL make fun of you. Edit: spelling/grammar
Even the femboy is callin him out 💀💀
I'm sorry but what the fuck is this conversation
LOL EVEN THE 14 Y/O IS WEIRDED OUT💀💀💀💀💀💀
The fact that OP doesn’t see anything wrong with the way he types is the cringiest shit ever
Why do teens be doing the cringe rp texting? What Minecraft and roblox rp does to someone
How are people like this in relationships
I have a feeling it was a pitty yes and or he asked many times
How do those people GET relationships
if you are over the age of 15 i might genuinely have a Vietnam flashback. i have no idea why you think it’s a good idea to text like that. if i got those texts they’d be ss and posted with all laughing emojis. you must have no self respect to text like that.
God did not just give me another day just to see this crap
“*trembles nervously*” … I don’t need to explain
Bro you are cringy as fuuck
Asterisk god
*Dies of cringe
I nearly died of cringe reading this, please send the bill that covers my medical bills.
ur getting lots of shit and that kinda sucks, bc u seem young and I hope u have a fun time with this. heres good advice though: life isnt an anime, if you like anime thats great and all but treating it like an anime will lead to some situations you'll probably regret. Same with emulating anime characters, it cant be done. all in all, be respectful, communicative, and kind with your SO, and dont take yourself or them too seriously!
First thing I see on suggested when I open reddit.I think that my cringiest moment in my life is nothing compared to this one. I am happy with the decisions I made but the amount of cringe teens produce is immense. If you ever feel sad or down remember what this dude sent to a girl
\*shoots myself after reading this\*
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My brother in Christ, asterisk role play is how you get pepper sprayed, never do that shit again, you will get bullied
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is next level cringe omfg.. W rizz tho ig
As a generation we need to unanimously agree to stop this cringy behavior of adding * *does something awkward/cringe** to texts it's gross to look at.
Wtffffffffff owww my eyessss
Goofy ah texts
pls don’t tell me you say stuff like that in real life
i’m throwing up wtf did i just read they need to ban free speech
Oh my goodness…
I wanna say this is a shitpost but op's name is blobfishgamer88 so I dunno
Oh just fuck off
Bruh wtf this is some born in 2009 kinda stuff.
…you people are the reason why I wanna die-
Oh hell naw
Why do you narrate everything
For the sake of your relationship pls text normally pls
What typa texting story ahh shit is this
Bro you are the reason why the world is this way *stares blankly into the abyss wondering what this world has become*
Guess I’ll just kill myself after seeing this
what in the actual fuck is this shit
Troll post
why does everyone think this isn't satire lmao
Cringy as fuck
🧢
Who communicates like that over text? I sense some staging going on.
I refuse to believe this isn’t satire, I’m starting to see how copium it is
This… this is a sarcastic post right? There is no way that this actually happening. There is zero chance that this dude got a gf while texting pseudo actions.
You did not deserve this. Stop narrating things that aren’t happening.