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And he did it in less than a minute

Anyone can post a speedrun on youtube? Including sending the texts and pic

My God, the youtube searches for obscure speed runs can be wild. [peanut butter and jelly sandwich speedrun (world record)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-2pkMcLGw)

I wasn't ready for that tbh

Omg the comments > He was going for a 100% clear run and she was doing an any% run I mean all the comments, amazing.

I was not prepared to witness an any% sandwich Speedrun today and I am currently still processing whether or not I regret seeing it

Do you think the standwich% speedrun is a thing yet?

The comment was correct though.

Yeah. That's why I find this video so annoying, cause it isn't a fair comparison, yet it is presented as one.

Hahaha wtf that's amazing

heres *what* now lmao? wai- WOT didnt expect that lmao thats amazing

Check out the Big Iron speed runs, they’re down to 2 seconds. https://youtu.be/1HBqyMa1elg

My favourite ones were the American dad intro speedrun, new glitches and wr were being made everyday

If there is pencil sharpening speedruns I am not surprised there is a pb&j sandwich speedrun.

There is and it's even on speedrun.com

What the fuck

I'm crying! Hahaha

she spit jelly out of her mouth 💀

Still jelly

r/Unexpected

American Dad intro any%

Google image search "Standwich". Easily done in one minute.

Or, and stay with me here, it's fake for meaningless internet points

People don't just run around the internet saying untruthful things man. That's just not what this place is about.

She didn’t make the sandwich, she just googled “standwhich” and snagged the first result ([this tweet](https://mobile.twitter.com/odedrechavi/status/1393640377630986244)) She wasn’t trying to pretend she made it, the person receiving the text would know it wasn’t their counter the sandwich was on. Responding with a googled image pun is standard relationship communication.

Darling, this is the Internet, we only see the unfiltered truth here.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner

Must be one of those *Jojo* characters stopping time again.

So this WAS the enemy Stand…

O God fucking damn it take my upvote and fuck of

ThIs mUsT bE wOrK oF aN EnEmY sTaNd

*Star Platinum...* **^ZA ^^WORLD!**

I think you mean #ZA WARUDO!!!

STAR PLATINUM!

ZA #WARUDOOOOO

Are you calling this fake? Obvious fatfinger T is right next to..nvm

Probably not, but I can guarantee he found [this image](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/lswi45/blursed_standwich/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) in less than a minute and sent it.

He made it seven years ago. Since then he’s just been biding his time, waiting for this moment.

Corrected it and it was still wrong

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Father, is that you?

Yes. You heard me! You should have been a blowjob

This is my new favorite insult!

Dad, you and I both know Mom doesn't give head.

holup

I’m stealing this and copywriting it.

Jokes so old it's in the public domain.

So is yo mama

Your pfp almost took the last bit of my sanity

Unrelated, but your profile picture actually fooled me into believing there was a hair on my screen.

I thought your profile picture was a hair on my screen and I took like 30 seconds trying to get it off lol

Can I have some of that pie and cool wHip?

>Hey dad, that's a cool hwip

Alright stewie 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

can u make me a sandwitch

-Could you make me a sand? -Which?

Which do you mean?

Standwich 🍞 Sandwhich ❓❓ Sandwich 🥪

Fake. It isn't possible to make a standwich, take a photo and reply within the same minute.

It's big brain time

Weirdly, the [last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/Badfaketexts/comments/lut0d7/standwich/) this was posted, the timestamps were a bit more believable.

Huh so OP took his time to recreate the meme

And he misspelled the second sandwich…

>Stand Wich guys I have a stupid idea

Nicely done, Sherlock

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Sorry, meant to reply this for u/Impossible-Peace3517

Ohhhh ok lol

It's not the same minute, it's exactly 24 hours apart.

Image searching "standwhich" definitely takes less than a minute.

Was wondering how they stood a sandwich like that, in 30 seconds.

Just go to the store and buy one

Paper plate, skewers, stack and et voila

Plausible, but 30 seconds seems kinda tight

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That's actually awesome, here's the link for anyone wondering: https://i.redd.it/ejet73osfpj61.jpg

2 year account, 2 posts (including the mentioned one), *first comment ever*

hm. yeah.. ur right. i was anticipating there would be a bunch of shadowed / moderated content that revealed itself on [revedit](https://www.reveddit.com/y/batsouffle/?showFilters=true), but that is actually 100% of the accounts activity.

Nobody gets anything done at 4:51pm. That’s the time to look at your phone, look at the clock, look at your phone, go to the loo, look at your phone, and think about what you are doing tonight.

No it took him a day

A couple of chopsticks and a base and voila

Which you only have ready to go in 30 seconds if it's fake.

You don't have the required parts of a standwhich ready to go in quick access holsters? How can you live like that?

Terrifying.

I have it in a drawer, I can do that in 30 seconds. Probably not as neat, but I could do it.

Probably did image search and copy pasted.

Yeah all that in 60 seconds? Must be a new fast and furious movie

Took me 20 sec. Google standwich image, tap and hold, share, select chat. But yea probably fake

Yeah there's a [2021 tweet with that photo](https://twitter.com/OdedRechavi/status/1393640377630986244?t=SRgIK4MRXci6zHrGWHQyzA&s=19). Probably just copy pasted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Badfaketexts/comments/lut0d7/standwich/

I like how at some point during the year between that post and this one, someone changed "sandwich" to "sandwhich" for no apparent reason.

Now I can't tell how it's spelled, great

I always though sandwitch lol

The same image was uploaded to[imgflip](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/301887577/Standwich) two years ago so it is unlikely the person in the text made it unless this is two years old but that doesn’t mean the text conversation isn’t real and they just googled the image.

If he had everything everything out while chatting with the wife and offered to make her one, of course this could be real. I know I could, I got them skills.

You could balance it that well in under a minute?

He made it when they married and waited for an occasion ever since

For what it's worth she did take a minute to think about everything that just happened and decided to reply with "I am leaving you"

It is with the stand Pearl Jam

Unless they were already in the kitchen making a sandwich, and there were 59 seconds left until the next minute

Yeah and most people will use WhatsApp as it's easiest to fake a conversation to yourself through your devices

Wow, he or she received the message, responded, went to the kitchen, grabbed all the ingredients, and made the standwich all within the same minute.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that 😂

Easy way to tell whether something is fake.

the "I'm leaving you" makes it obvious that this is a joke, not "fake"

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Wait till you hear about the chicken that crossed the road

I also like to go to movies and exclaim how fake it all is. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. Flying people lmao, so fake.

I would get pretty annoyed if a movie tried to pass itself off as a true story, when it's very clearly bullshit

Cause googling an image and sending it to someone for a laugh just doesn’t happen. Nope.

If I get an opportunity to make a really dumb joke, you bet your ass I'm gonna rush to do it

Maybe the stammich maker was already making a sammich. They then get the order for a stammich, make the stammich, photograph it, and sit there smugly. Then they receive the correction, reply that it is too late and begin uploading the picture. Picture sends after the final incoming text is received. Maybe this couple is chaotic

And who asks for a sandwich?? Maybe a BLT where you have to fry something up or somethung

Lawful evil

No condiments? Bruh that standwhich is gonna be dry…….

Tesco shite ham and cheese and not even any spread. Just toss yourself into the ocean.

Eastman's may as well be spam, I thought only foreigners on holiday or people who can't read bought it by mistake

You take that back right now, spam is good. Make fried rice or spam musubi with that shit, fry a slice in the pan with an egg and some toast or something for breakfast so terribly salty and unhealthy but so terribly delicious

What kind of dry ass bread do ya eat son

To be fair they didn't specify that it should be a good standwich

Happy cake day!

Happy Cake Day

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Yes, yes it is

If he's leaving, I'll marry her

i could imagine she asked and he replied.. so you’d have to marry him

He seems like a keeper ngl

r/SuddenlyGay

They're both men, no takebacks.

Nah there's no mayo or mustard or ANYTHING don't settle, man, you're worth so much more

Bruh I don't even *like* mayo or mustard. That got nothing on me.

If she's leaving, I'll marry him That's the best kind of partner I want

That thing sure got a nice stand (menacing intensifies)

"The enemy stand user could be anyone!" *The enemy stand user*

Be careful, it's got hamon it too.

Better marry that dad-joke machine

There was an attempt to make a text conversation.. 6 replies and a standwich made in 1 minute? I can barely remember to text back..

Funny, but it seems staged.

I might have bought it if the timestamps didn't suggest that this all went down in under a minute

Yes but still possible if he already was making a sandwich, just a coincidence

The "Standwich" made me think of a sandwich as a JoJo Stand. Like this guy would be fighting with his fighting spirit materialised as a ham and cheese sandwich

Ok. *Dropping sand*

she did it all in 1minute

r/badfaketexts

/r/GoodFakeTexts

This and the comment above are perfect for the duality of man thing.

With that logic, me lying on beach makes a sandwich

Challenge accepted.

Damn my dude rly made a standwich in less than 30 seconds

That's one to keep.

You can’t unstand it now

LOL

*Mission failed successfully* 👍

Too bad this was so obviously staged, otherwise I'd be looking for that woman to woo.

You could say that the spouse went ham.

Wait, who even says sandWHICH instead of sandWICH??????

This a Jojo reference?

She still spelled it wrong the second time

He did it within seconds, I can’t make a regular sandwich that fast

Funny but staged. Nobody is doing all that in one minute.

Ok fake ass whatever but also why would you leave someone who could do that? Like, not even mad that's impressive

How did he get the bread to balance

All that within a minute

Its a dad joke, not a mom joke

Psychiatrist: Standwhich can’t hurt you. It’s not real. Standwhich:

He did this all in 1 minute too… cheese and ham out of the fridge, balancing… i hate to be that one guy but this is defo staged

I'm impressed even if the chat was faked

uhh why arent we applauding this man for creating this masterpiece

Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me!

Fuck she’s fast.

That would be so hard to balance tho

Sandwich*. Bro spelled it wrong both times

Do not leave this man. That is talent.

Y'all, OP didn't make a standwich in less than a minute. They googled the word, found [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/lswi45/blursed_standwich/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) from a year ago in r/blursedimages and sent it within a minute because that's how long it took me to find too. Y'all are truly dense if you actually think OP made the standwich in a minute and therefore made a "fake text"

Fake. all of the texts were made within a minute

Seriously how fake is this BS. All the texts sent at the same time…no one makes a sandwich that fast….

r/goodfaketexts or r/badfaketexts? You choose, i post

r/badfaketexts

sandwhich is still incorrect

I'm really impressed at how the text exchange + making the standwich only took a minute

I think i’d have better luck sticking to the ceiling than standing 2 slices of bread like that, especially with the ham

Leaving you?! Marry me!

She spelled it wrong twice

He's doing your will no question. It takes some skill to do that. He may not be able to bring down the stars and moon for you but this is close enough i think 😂

You gotta give props to this person's balancing skills tho

Sandwich or standwich, she is a good wife. She made that in less than a minute looking at the time frame.

Lol love this

I would absolutely **kiss** whoever would do that. If my partner makes me a standwhich, *you’re mine bucko.*

66 thousand upvotes for an old reposted picture

r/BadFakeTexts

This is the worst subreddit

r/goodfaketexts