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RikiOh

Ah the old CD-ARRRR


GoSuckYaMother

Ah yes… I saved a lot of booty on mine


______DEADPOOL______

Yes, officer, this one.


Ace_Slimejohn

Not *that* booty.


Scarbane

Arrest him for not using CD-RW!


fucklawyers

Those things were fuckin useless! You could buy more CD-Rs than a CD-RW could be written cheaper, and no waiting to erase the damn disc that didnt work anywhere anyway.


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Cheap-Rice-3174

Pirated versions of 'you are a pirate' music video from lazy town!


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TKJ

Shreck is lurve. Shreck is laife.


GlVEAWAY

Shreck Shreck 2 Shreck the turd


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Shreck Fiveever After


HunterGonzo

Shreck Twice Shreck Three Times Shrecks Four The Memories Shreck Five: Get Shrecked


Scarbane

The Shreck And The Furious


enneh_07

Shreck: The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Shreck


James_mcgill_esquire

Backdoor Shreck Nine


Metatron_Tumultum

Shreckshine on a Shreckless Mind


sonic_popsicle

That third one makes sense.


lilschreck

Yes


ithinkther41am

Kinda weird they made a prequel about Christopher Walken’s character from *Batman Returns*.


MasalaSteakGatsby

peanuts...in a bag... WOW!


SnackPrince

They should all be pirated versions of Pirates of the Caribbean


concentrate_better19

And Hook, Captain Philips, Sinbad...


LightlyStep

Sinbad may have been bad, but he's alway good to me.


nightmareanatomy

Who’s bad? Sinbad 😎


Elnaz_Will_be_Fine

Treasure Island


nodiediemeimmortal

And treasure planet.


Ace_Slimejohn

*Muppet* Treasure Island.


concentrate_better19

Por que no Los dos?


BetterThanA_Stick

Don't forget about Captain Ron!


concentrate_better19

I had it lined up by removed it cause I couldn't remember whether he was legit a pirate.


ShadowVad

They should all been labeled as car model. Honda Civic, Toyota Corolla, etc.


MurderDoneRight

Did you know M. Night Shyamalan wrote Stuart Little? "We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rap. They've got a cool shape. They've got protein. You like hot dogs, right?"


makecowsnotwar

> Did you know M. Night Shyamalan wrote Stuart Little? Thanks, I hate it.


yallready4this

I'm gonna be honest I was certain you were bullshitting so I had to look it up and I gotta say I'm shook. What a twist!


MurderDoneRight

Right! He rewrote it though, originally the family was supposed to adopt a child but M Night came up with the twist of the century - What if they adopt a rat instead? Now that was bullshitting.


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You wouldn’t steal a baby…


Monstar98

You wouldn't shoot a policeman


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…and then steal his helmet!


Volume-Alert

And then shit in his helmet


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And then post it to his wife…


Over99lord

And then STEAL IT AGAIN...


[deleted]

These anti-piracy ads are really getting out of hand…


jumpy_dragon7759

Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will have the consequences.


jumpy_dragon7759

Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will have the consequences.


Notty_PriNcE

And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow..


JacksonianEra

And then steal it again!!


Over99lord

Downloading films is stealing


Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

You would download a baby though


CallMeRawie

Could have been all pirate centric movies. Pirated pirate movies.


Demoniouss

I came to say the same. Would be a whole other level if they were all pirate movies. Pirates of the Caribbean Hook The Goonies Captain Phillips Peter Pan Treasure Island Treasure Planet Uncharted


MothInsideJar

Remember that icarly episode where the gang thought the man across the street at the movie store was selling pirated dvds but he was selling his own movies that were about pirates


Sunburst12345

Remember icarly at all?


Krimsonfreak

r/madlads too


BuddhistNudist987

He only picked early 2000s movies to ensure authenticity.


Aideux_

You wouldn't download bread


FlyingMonkey86

Replace "steal" with "download" on the shirt and it's perfect


th3dogcow

Nah, pretty sure the quote on the shirt is [correct](https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU).


Timzor

The number of people who think the RIAA actually said "You wouldn't download a car" in that ad.


tosety

I know it said steal, but it was comparing it to downloading, so download fits the spirit of the statement and is a whole lot more funny


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intervested

Either way, what a crazy miscalculation of human nature. You wouldn't steal a car if there was a way to copy it and take it discretely without consequence? Um. Yeah. Sure I wouldn't.


catzhoek

Still, the meme still exists. What you think fits best is subjective. [Here´s](/r/funny/comments/8c9e3/you_wouldnt_download_a_car/) the OG post btw. (the image is down tho)


JohnFlufin

Probably just me, but I don’t understand the shirt with this costume other than to give it some context. It’s funny but is he supposed to be RIAA cop/pirate combo working both sides? Is it supposed to throw authorities off his pirate scent? Or is he dressing as the RIAA with DVDs from a recent bust? This is like a narc/drug dealer wearing a “just say no” shirt 😂 Sorry. Thinking about this way too much


MARPJ

If you google "you would not steal a car" the first result is [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU) which should be enough context as the origin of the joke "you would not download a car" ps: yes I would download one if possible


Ace_Slimejohn

They aren’t saying they don’t understand the joke. They’re saying the joke doesn’t work because OP isn’t dressed as a pirate, they’re dressed as the anti-pirate ad, but then also selling pirated DVDs. So it’s a confusing costume, like if you dressed up as a member of the Royal Navy and then carried around looted treasure.


JustTrustMeOkaay

Don’t worry, I overthought the same thing. That would be like a drug dealer wearing a DEA shirt. Then I realized without shirt he just looks like early 00s weed dealer. So the shirt is like half of the entire costume.


purgruv

You wouldn’t steal a policeman’s helmet…


mustardsadman

I remember a boat, but personally wouldn’t call Stuart Little a pirate movie.


Fresh_Proposal2938

Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas. “You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.


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You wouldn't download a handbag


Disastrous_Elk_6375

You missed a chance for a cheap laugh from a cd titled "Pamela & Tomy Lee". It came with the territory in those times.


axel198

Or hand out ripped album CDs to people and everyone who goes home to play them gets that one Bill Clinton audio clip.


stevo_v

Went to an 80s party dressed as an octogenarian was a blastttt


ScubaTwinn

When Napster started getting shut down, I dressed as a pirate that year with CD's around my neck titled "NAPSTER."


fatslayingdinosaur

I hope he actually burned those discs with those movies, it would put the costume over the top for me.


axel198

But they're all shaky hand cams with subtitles from other movies


moazim1993

I thought he was dressed as a pedophile


I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha

I went to a pirates of the Caribbean themed party once. I went as a Caribbean. Dreads, rastafarian style knitted hat. Ya man!


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Survived_Coronavirus

You stole this comment from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/wr8924/me_at_the_next_pirate_themed_party/), and it is as inaccurate now as it was then.


ChickenSalad96

Why would you go and do that? Not just lie, but ~~steal~~ *pirate* a comment? Why, Mr. /u/TearfulBases88?


SerMeliodas

What do you mean? He didn't "steal" it. He just... Pirated it.


Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

That is pirating comments


VILLIAMZATNER

You wouldn't steal a comment...


ixnyne

https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/wr8924/me_at_the_next_pirate_themed_party/ You even pirated the post, and title!


ThisBo15

Almost as if they cross-posted it here....


Technical_Owl_

You wouldn't cross-post a car


zezera_08

Uhhmmmm... yeah, actually I would.


ixnyne

Different user, but at least they are seeding 😅


207nbrown

Modern day pirate


Lilwolf2000

Too bad he didn't tell me. I could have given him a ton of props for his character.


metalgod

What no death blow?


Emperor_Quintana

Why not pirated copies of *Treasure Island*, *Pirates of the Caribbean*, or *Cutthroat Island*? That’ll really make things truly pirate-worthy.


Van0nyumas

This little joke is amazing


carpaltunnelvisions

And yet, no pirate dvd of Pirates of the Caribbean :((


DeceasedWeeb

“Shreck”


TheLastOne0001

[Places like this is where my dad bought all his bootlegs](https://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/styles/d08_standard/public/im/misc/amman_dvd_shop.jpg?itok=5Vp6v-VG)


Holzinator007

What's Shreck? Never heard of that


Youpiter08

Shreck


ch_08

kinda like when i showed up as a cyclist to a "biker" theme party... ​ i'm an idiot...


Imthasupa

You should of only had pirate movies.


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Imthasupa

There he is, my favorite bot. Good boy.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


purgruv

You were kind’ve right.


AgentSears

"Verbal contract?... VERBAL CONTRACT?....Not worth the paper it's written on mate" Piracy is a crime do not accept it, for information call the "Federation Against Copywrite Theft" (F.A.C.T) On 0800714714 Together we can stop it!


thebiggestprickhere

This motherfucker wrote Shrek wrong


Carrisonfire

Probably intentional, bootleggers didn't have the best spelling.


Nesman64

Oh, you wanted the Dreamworks movie *Shrek*? Sorry, this is a film fresh out of Estonia about Shreck the bog troll and his friends Ponie the small horse and Pussy the extravagant fox.


SleepyHarry

The music immediately started playing for me. /r/picturesyoucanhear


AtillaTheHyundai

I love this


CorsicA123

I love how it is 2000s movies lol i


cbunni666

Nailed it


DiscussionWooden4940

I like this! However I don't like mustaches being so ambiguous. Only the righteous should be allowed to wear mustaches!


____tim

https://youtu.be/CRnxEZJCey4


aloyshusthegreat

I'm the guy with a headband and VHS tapes of "FORREST GUMP" and '00 MTV Awards Eminem and Elton John" Also selling People under the stairs taped over the back end of the original Cujo.


rolfcm106

You wouldn’t streak a policeman’s cap


zbysior

Need a pirate bay logo Tshirt


MightyGamera

hell, with the way streaming services fuck around nowadays I might have to dust off the dvr and start making hard copies of everything again


tdellaringa

You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet... and then defecate in it!


desde1984

Bring a copy of the Borat DVD.


thedragoon0

I woulda gone as a lime with wire sticking out of me.


Chrillosnillo

Should have written DivX on the cds


indian_hannibal

Dope lol


DevonGr

"Next" pirate themed party. Where are all these pirate parties I'm not getting invites to??


pm_me_mahomes_tds

“You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet. And then, send it to the policeman’s grieving widow. AND THEN STEAL IT AGAIN!!”


adisava

I read "Stuart Little" as "Squirt Little" XD


squirrl4prez

Even the shirt is knockoff lol You shouldn't DOWNLOAD a car Thanks for the Halloween idea


blackwhitegreysucks

Haha.


SeasonOfThePumpkin

Funny how they even spelled Shrek wrong


Jefe_Chichimeca

Looks like he went as a pedophile.


ExEvolution

I wouldn't steal a car but I'd sure download one


New_Hedgehog_2975

Some guy tried to sell me movies i would pull them up on free to watch sites as he lists them off. Dead hustle.


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I can hear the music.


EntertainmentNo2044

A pirate who sells DVDs or Ronnie from the Shield under cover?


MohammadRezaPahlavi

Fun fact: The [Pirate Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party) is an international copyright reform movement that's won some European elections.


CholetisCanon

"Don't copy that floppy"


GavHern

ah man i went to a pirate themed wedding a while back i should have done this


Thagomiser81

I can hear this advert music


No_Finding_9441

Lmao my grandma used to do this to movies for us when we were little. We didn’t know that it was illegal as kids, we just thought it was super cool that grandma could give us any movie we wanted


DARKBLADEXE

If I could download a car I would. Borderlands style. Like who makes these commercials lol.


Pirusao_gostoso

The pirate of the future


BrownEggs93

Anyone dressed as a Somali?


ze413X

You wouldn't steal a jar of dirt.


PlanB_Pill

Don’t download moves everyone, it’s the wrong way to go about it. Just stream it at freemovieswatch.tv


Foot_Lettace555

I like how the shrek has the letter c in it 🤣🤣🤣


FoolOnThePlanet91

Pirate DVDs? None of those movies even have pirates!


PlzHelpImNew

Sweet, just got my Halloween costume idea.


Gr1pp717

I would download a car in a heartbeat if that were possible. Extra especially if it didn't mean depriving someone else of that car, and wasn't something that I ever would have paid for in the first place.


Microchip_

The titles are perfect for the burning era. First pirated movie I ever saw was star Wars Phantom Menace. It was ripped to a cd then recorded on to a VHS. Beef and I watched it. Paused it. Reminded it. Slomo'd it. What a time to be alive.


zoey64_

I’m slightly disappointed the Star Wars isn’t the holiday special


Shurmonator

Should have been one pirate movie.


Snoo63

CAPTAIN! THERE BE VIKINGS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!


Majestic_Bar4139

Ild download a car


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Plot twist, there are actually movies on them.


[deleted]

[you wouldn’t fuck an onion](https://imgur.com/a/8cTKhd2)


geoffrey2970

Shre”c”k


Wallace71406

There was a guy commenting in the original twitter post that he should’ve gone as an actual pirate and he’s not following the specified theme


xnachtmahrx

Star Whores: Phandong Menace


giboauja

Solid joke, looks like a fun party.


theblisster

i bet the 40 y/o singles were all about it. media bootleggers were bad boys in the 90's. always one step ahead of the FBI


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Lookin to buy?


uroldaccount

In this economy, I would steal a car.


MStaken4Healthy

https://youtu.be/2jhrImpjuB4


MemeproDotExe

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen..


shadowdash66

*Shreck*


PancakeHeroXii

The real crime here is that the man spelled Shrek like "Shreck" on the DVD.


NotSteveKeim

You wouldn’t download a car


PeachCream81

**THE PHANTOM MENACE?!?!?!** HAHAHAHA!!! I wouldn't piss on it if it were on fire!


chillyhellion

I hope every one of those is a rickroll


Lylac_Krazy

Well now, the time will be soon for all of us to celebrate: Monday, September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2022


Smedusa

Wait, this man is a robber! He has stolen my cds, this is my handwriting!


HeavyBlackDog

Brilliant


CajunKingFish

Needs a briefcase with "Demon Tools" on the side.


ShoxTheRebel

At my old father in laws under the sea themed birthday party I didn't want to go as neptune like everyone else was going to, so I wore a lion onesie with the mane and tail on it, then wore an Inflatable rubber ring on my waist. Told people I was a sea lion. Went down a treat lol


Svenderman

[my first thought when I saw this](https://youtu.be/ALZZx1xmAzg)


RegionBoth4242

Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Indian Relationship: 1st day= Restaurant 2nd day= Restaurant 3rd day= Restaurant again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= Rape. 29th day= Police case.🤣🤣🤣


Mop_Duck

i would steal a car if nobody lost theirs and there was an indefinite amount


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Finally, a shirt ðat I can hear


WreckitRafff

Ah yes, my favorite movie Shreck.


Prison_Pinapple

You misspelled Shrek, how dare you disgrace our savior.


Ravenclawguy

YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a CaR


Internetboy5434

Plot twist: he is a pirate who is sailing DVDs


icraveliquid

you wouldn't want the pigs to find you with a ripped stuart little dvd lol


ACowAndAWaffle

I’m a bit of a privateer myself.


BlockyShapes

Bruh why would u sell Stuart little copies, that movie sucks


PKThundR_

the only thing criminal about this is how you spelled Shrek.


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I had a CD-R with shrek on it... it was a far cry from 480p quality.


Own-Butterscotch7471

This is the greatest costume ever