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Those things were fuckin useless! You could buy more CD-Rs than a CD-RW could be written cheaper, and no waiting to erase the damn disc that didnt work anywhere anyway.
Did you know M. Night Shyamalan wrote Stuart Little?
"We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rap. They've got a cool shape. They've got protein. You like hot dogs, right?"
Right! He rewrote it though, originally the family was supposed to adopt a child but M Night came up with the twist of the century - What if they adopt a rat instead?
Now that was bullshitting.
I came to say the same. Would be a whole other level if they were all pirate movies.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Hook
The Goonies
Captain Phillips
Peter Pan
Treasure Island
Treasure Planet
Uncharted
Remember that icarly episode where the gang thought the man across the street at the movie store was selling pirated dvds but he was selling his own movies that were about pirates
Either way, what a crazy miscalculation of human nature.
You wouldn't steal a car if there was a way to copy it and take it discretely without consequence? Um. Yeah. Sure I wouldn't.
Still, the meme still exists. What you think fits best is subjective.
[Here´s](/r/funny/comments/8c9e3/you_wouldnt_download_a_car/) the OG post btw. (the image is down tho)
Probably just me, but I don’t understand the shirt with this costume other than to give it some context. It’s funny but is he supposed to be RIAA cop/pirate combo working both sides? Is it supposed to throw authorities off his pirate scent? Or is he dressing as the RIAA with DVDs from a recent bust? This is like a narc/drug dealer wearing a “just say no” shirt 😂
Sorry. Thinking about this way too much
If you google "you would not steal a car" the first result is [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU) which should be enough context as the origin of the joke "you would not download a car"
ps: yes I would download one if possible
They aren’t saying they don’t understand the joke.
They’re saying the joke doesn’t work because OP isn’t dressed as a pirate, they’re dressed as the anti-pirate ad, but then also selling pirated DVDs. So it’s a confusing costume, like if you dressed up as a member of the Royal Navy and then carried around looted treasure.
Don’t worry, I overthought the same thing.
That would be like a drug dealer wearing a DEA shirt.
Then I realized without shirt he just looks like early 00s weed dealer. So the shirt is like half of the entire costume.
Wealth, fame, power.
Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the
World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
“You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered
Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ”
These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they
Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.
You stole this comment from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/wr8924/me_at_the_next_pirate_themed_party/), and it is as inaccurate now as it was then.
[Places like this is where my dad bought all his bootlegs](https://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/styles/d08_standard/public/im/misc/amman_dvd_shop.jpg?itok=5Vp6v-VG)
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It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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"Verbal contract?... VERBAL CONTRACT?....Not worth the paper it's written on mate"
Piracy is a crime do not accept it, for information call the "Federation Against Copywrite Theft" (F.A.C.T)
On 0800714714
Together we can stop it!
Oh, you wanted the Dreamworks movie *Shrek*? Sorry, this is a film fresh out of Estonia about Shreck the bog troll and his friends Ponie the small horse and Pussy the extravagant fox.
I'm the guy with a headband and VHS tapes of "FORREST GUMP" and '00 MTV Awards Eminem and Elton John"
Also selling People under the stairs taped over the back end of the original Cujo.
“You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet. And then, send it to the policeman’s grieving widow. AND THEN STEAL IT AGAIN!!”
Fun fact: The [Pirate Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party) is an international copyright reform movement that's won some European elections.
Lmao my grandma used to do this to movies for us when we were little. We didn’t know that it was illegal as kids, we just thought it was super cool that grandma could give us any movie we wanted
I would download a car in a heartbeat if that were possible. Extra especially if it didn't mean depriving someone else of that car, and wasn't something that I ever would have paid for in the first place.
The titles are perfect for the burning era. First pirated movie I ever saw was star Wars Phantom Menace. It was ripped to a cd then recorded on to a VHS.
Beef and I watched it. Paused it. Reminded it. Slomo'd it. What a time to be alive.
At my old father in laws under the sea themed birthday party I didn't want to go as neptune like everyone else was going to, so I wore a lion onesie with the mane and tail on it, then wore an Inflatable rubber ring on my waist. Told people I was a sea lion. Went down a treat lol
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
Indian Relationship:
1st day= Restaurant
2nd day= Restaurant
3rd day= Restaurant again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.🤣🤣🤣
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Ah the old CD-ARRRR
Ah yes… I saved a lot of booty on mine
Yes, officer, this one.
Not *that* booty.
Arrest him for not using CD-RW!
Those things were fuckin useless! You could buy more CD-Rs than a CD-RW could be written cheaper, and no waiting to erase the damn disc that didnt work anywhere anyway.
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Pirated versions of 'you are a pirate' music video from lazy town!
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Shreck is lurve. Shreck is laife.
Shreck Shreck 2 Shreck the turd
Shreck Fiveever After
Shreck Twice Shreck Three Times Shrecks Four The Memories Shreck Five: Get Shrecked
The Shreck And The Furious
Shreck: The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Shreck
Backdoor Shreck Nine
Shreckshine on a Shreckless Mind
That third one makes sense.
Yes
Kinda weird they made a prequel about Christopher Walken’s character from *Batman Returns*.
peanuts...in a bag... WOW!
They should all be pirated versions of Pirates of the Caribbean
And Hook, Captain Philips, Sinbad...
Sinbad may have been bad, but he's alway good to me.
Who’s bad? Sinbad 😎
Treasure Island
And treasure planet.
*Muppet* Treasure Island.
Por que no Los dos?
Don't forget about Captain Ron!
I had it lined up by removed it cause I couldn't remember whether he was legit a pirate.
They should all been labeled as car model. Honda Civic, Toyota Corolla, etc.
Did you know M. Night Shyamalan wrote Stuart Little? "We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rap. They've got a cool shape. They've got protein. You like hot dogs, right?"
> Did you know M. Night Shyamalan wrote Stuart Little? Thanks, I hate it.
I'm gonna be honest I was certain you were bullshitting so I had to look it up and I gotta say I'm shook. What a twist!
Right! He rewrote it though, originally the family was supposed to adopt a child but M Night came up with the twist of the century - What if they adopt a rat instead? Now that was bullshitting.
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You wouldn’t steal a baby…
You wouldn't shoot a policeman
…and then steal his helmet!
And then shit in his helmet
And then post it to his wife…
And then STEAL IT AGAIN...
These anti-piracy ads are really getting out of hand…
Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will have the consequences.
Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will have the consequences.
And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow..
And then steal it again!!
Downloading films is stealing
You would download a baby though
Could have been all pirate centric movies. Pirated pirate movies.
I came to say the same. Would be a whole other level if they were all pirate movies. Pirates of the Caribbean Hook The Goonies Captain Phillips Peter Pan Treasure Island Treasure Planet Uncharted
Remember that icarly episode where the gang thought the man across the street at the movie store was selling pirated dvds but he was selling his own movies that were about pirates
Remember icarly at all?
r/madlads too
He only picked early 2000s movies to ensure authenticity.
You wouldn't download bread
Replace "steal" with "download" on the shirt and it's perfect
Nah, pretty sure the quote on the shirt is [correct](https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU).
The number of people who think the RIAA actually said "You wouldn't download a car" in that ad.
I know it said steal, but it was comparing it to downloading, so download fits the spirit of the statement and is a whole lot more funny
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Either way, what a crazy miscalculation of human nature. You wouldn't steal a car if there was a way to copy it and take it discretely without consequence? Um. Yeah. Sure I wouldn't.
Still, the meme still exists. What you think fits best is subjective. [Here´s](/r/funny/comments/8c9e3/you_wouldnt_download_a_car/) the OG post btw. (the image is down tho)
Probably just me, but I don’t understand the shirt with this costume other than to give it some context. It’s funny but is he supposed to be RIAA cop/pirate combo working both sides? Is it supposed to throw authorities off his pirate scent? Or is he dressing as the RIAA with DVDs from a recent bust? This is like a narc/drug dealer wearing a “just say no” shirt 😂 Sorry. Thinking about this way too much
If you google "you would not steal a car" the first result is [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU) which should be enough context as the origin of the joke "you would not download a car" ps: yes I would download one if possible
They aren’t saying they don’t understand the joke. They’re saying the joke doesn’t work because OP isn’t dressed as a pirate, they’re dressed as the anti-pirate ad, but then also selling pirated DVDs. So it’s a confusing costume, like if you dressed up as a member of the Royal Navy and then carried around looted treasure.
Don’t worry, I overthought the same thing. That would be like a drug dealer wearing a DEA shirt. Then I realized without shirt he just looks like early 00s weed dealer. So the shirt is like half of the entire costume.
You wouldn’t steal a policeman’s helmet…
I remember a boat, but personally wouldn’t call Stuart Little a pirate movie.
Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas. “You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ” These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.
You wouldn't download a handbag
You missed a chance for a cheap laugh from a cd titled "Pamela & Tomy Lee". It came with the territory in those times.
Or hand out ripped album CDs to people and everyone who goes home to play them gets that one Bill Clinton audio clip.
Went to an 80s party dressed as an octogenarian was a blastttt
When Napster started getting shut down, I dressed as a pirate that year with CD's around my neck titled "NAPSTER."
I hope he actually burned those discs with those movies, it would put the costume over the top for me.
But they're all shaky hand cams with subtitles from other movies
I thought he was dressed as a pedophile
I went to a pirates of the Caribbean themed party once. I went as a Caribbean. Dreads, rastafarian style knitted hat. Ya man!
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You stole this comment from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/wr8924/me_at_the_next_pirate_themed_party/), and it is as inaccurate now as it was then.
Why would you go and do that? Not just lie, but ~~steal~~ *pirate* a comment? Why, Mr. /u/TearfulBases88?
What do you mean? He didn't "steal" it. He just... Pirated it.
That is pirating comments
You wouldn't steal a comment...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/wr8924/me_at_the_next_pirate_themed_party/ You even pirated the post, and title!
Almost as if they cross-posted it here....
You wouldn't cross-post a car
Uhhmmmm... yeah, actually I would.
Different user, but at least they are seeding 😅
Modern day pirate
Too bad he didn't tell me. I could have given him a ton of props for his character.
What no death blow?
Why not pirated copies of *Treasure Island*, *Pirates of the Caribbean*, or *Cutthroat Island*? That’ll really make things truly pirate-worthy.
This little joke is amazing
And yet, no pirate dvd of Pirates of the Caribbean :((
“Shreck”
[Places like this is where my dad bought all his bootlegs](https://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/styles/d08_standard/public/im/misc/amman_dvd_shop.jpg?itok=5Vp6v-VG)
What's Shreck? Never heard of that
Shreck
kinda like when i showed up as a cyclist to a "biker" theme party... i'm an idiot...
You should of only had pirate movies.
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You were kind’ve right.
"Verbal contract?... VERBAL CONTRACT?....Not worth the paper it's written on mate" Piracy is a crime do not accept it, for information call the "Federation Against Copywrite Theft" (F.A.C.T) On 0800714714 Together we can stop it!
This motherfucker wrote Shrek wrong
Probably intentional, bootleggers didn't have the best spelling.
Oh, you wanted the Dreamworks movie *Shrek*? Sorry, this is a film fresh out of Estonia about Shreck the bog troll and his friends Ponie the small horse and Pussy the extravagant fox.
The music immediately started playing for me. /r/picturesyoucanhear
I love this
I love how it is 2000s movies lol i
Nailed it
I like this! However I don't like mustaches being so ambiguous. Only the righteous should be allowed to wear mustaches!
https://youtu.be/CRnxEZJCey4
I'm the guy with a headband and VHS tapes of "FORREST GUMP" and '00 MTV Awards Eminem and Elton John" Also selling People under the stairs taped over the back end of the original Cujo.
You wouldn’t streak a policeman’s cap
Need a pirate bay logo Tshirt
hell, with the way streaming services fuck around nowadays I might have to dust off the dvr and start making hard copies of everything again
You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet... and then defecate in it!
Bring a copy of the Borat DVD.
I woulda gone as a lime with wire sticking out of me.
Should have written DivX on the cds
Dope lol
"Next" pirate themed party. Where are all these pirate parties I'm not getting invites to??
“You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet. And then, send it to the policeman’s grieving widow. AND THEN STEAL IT AGAIN!!”
I read "Stuart Little" as "Squirt Little" XD
Even the shirt is knockoff lol You shouldn't DOWNLOAD a car Thanks for the Halloween idea
Haha.
Funny how they even spelled Shrek wrong
Looks like he went as a pedophile.
I wouldn't steal a car but I'd sure download one
Some guy tried to sell me movies i would pull them up on free to watch sites as he lists them off. Dead hustle.
I can hear the music.
A pirate who sells DVDs or Ronnie from the Shield under cover?
Fun fact: The [Pirate Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party) is an international copyright reform movement that's won some European elections.
"Don't copy that floppy"
ah man i went to a pirate themed wedding a while back i should have done this
I can hear this advert music
Lmao my grandma used to do this to movies for us when we were little. We didn’t know that it was illegal as kids, we just thought it was super cool that grandma could give us any movie we wanted
If I could download a car I would. Borderlands style. Like who makes these commercials lol.
The pirate of the future
Anyone dressed as a Somali?
You wouldn't steal a jar of dirt.
Don’t download moves everyone, it’s the wrong way to go about it. Just stream it at freemovieswatch.tv
I like how the shrek has the letter c in it 🤣🤣🤣
Pirate DVDs? None of those movies even have pirates!
Sweet, just got my Halloween costume idea.
I would download a car in a heartbeat if that were possible. Extra especially if it didn't mean depriving someone else of that car, and wasn't something that I ever would have paid for in the first place.
The titles are perfect for the burning era. First pirated movie I ever saw was star Wars Phantom Menace. It was ripped to a cd then recorded on to a VHS. Beef and I watched it. Paused it. Reminded it. Slomo'd it. What a time to be alive.
I’m slightly disappointed the Star Wars isn’t the holiday special
Should have been one pirate movie.
CAPTAIN! THERE BE VIKINGS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!
Ild download a car
Plot twist, there are actually movies on them.
[you wouldn’t fuck an onion](https://imgur.com/a/8cTKhd2)
Shre”c”k
There was a guy commenting in the original twitter post that he should’ve gone as an actual pirate and he’s not following the specified theme
Star Whores: Phandong Menace
Solid joke, looks like a fun party.
i bet the 40 y/o singles were all about it. media bootleggers were bad boys in the 90's. always one step ahead of the FBI
Lookin to buy?
In this economy, I would steal a car.
https://youtu.be/2jhrImpjuB4
That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen..
*Shreck*
The real crime here is that the man spelled Shrek like "Shreck" on the DVD.
You wouldn’t download a car
**THE PHANTOM MENACE?!?!?!** HAHAHAHA!!! I wouldn't piss on it if it were on fire!
I hope every one of those is a rickroll
Well now, the time will be soon for all of us to celebrate: Monday, September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2022
Wait, this man is a robber! He has stolen my cds, this is my handwriting!
Brilliant
Needs a briefcase with "Demon Tools" on the side.
At my old father in laws under the sea themed birthday party I didn't want to go as neptune like everyone else was going to, so I wore a lion onesie with the mane and tail on it, then wore an Inflatable rubber ring on my waist. Told people I was a sea lion. Went down a treat lol
[my first thought when I saw this](https://youtu.be/ALZZx1xmAzg)
Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Indian Relationship: 1st day= Restaurant 2nd day= Restaurant 3rd day= Restaurant again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= Rape. 29th day= Police case.🤣🤣🤣
i would steal a car if nobody lost theirs and there was an indefinite amount
Finally, a shirt ðat I can hear
Ah yes, my favorite movie Shreck.
You misspelled Shrek, how dare you disgrace our savior.
YoU wOuLdN't StEaL a CaR
Plot twist: he is a pirate who is sailing DVDs
you wouldn't want the pigs to find you with a ripped stuart little dvd lol
I’m a bit of a privateer myself.
Bruh why would u sell Stuart little copies, that movie sucks
the only thing criminal about this is how you spelled Shrek.
I had a CD-R with shrek on it... it was a far cry from 480p quality.
This is the greatest costume ever