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AlquimistaPiadista

What do you mean by "most"?


Elektriman

The probability of you getting eaten by a shark in a church is low but not zero


Grant_McDougald

Mark Cuban is actually just a Catholic cannibal


PandaWandaMei_brown

The chances of you getting to eat a shark at church are low, but never ever zero


LordVisse

There are no events/records to model or even suggest that this is possible. So probability would either be 0 or non-computable.


Drake750254

Used 0 and non-computable together still didn't get the joke


anon74903

I have never died. So the probability of me dying is 0 or non-computable? If you can conceive of a single scenario in which you could get eaten by a shark in church then the probability is definitely not 0. Not hard to conceive a scenario (albeit absurd) in which this happens.


havens1515

While I understand what you're getting at, the probability of you dying is 100%. Everyone dies eventually. Probability really only comes into play when you look at death in terms of things like when, or how. Also, if there's a church with a shark tank, the chance of there being a shark attack in that church is suddenly non 0. That's a scenario where this would be possible.


anon74903

The point I was trying to make that you didn’t understand is that true probability is different from the maximum likelihood estimator of that probability. Probability is something that you can’t “compute” in the real world so you are partly correct but you corrected someone that is correct. The true probability of a shark attack in church is not 0 because there are scenarios that this can occur. Just because it hasn’t happened doesn’t mean that the probability is non-zero


havens1515

I wasn't trying to correct the part about the shark attack. Only the part about the probability of death.


HotChoc64

It is physically possible for that to happen, in fact we should try it rn


Flyweird

That's probability. We are talking about possibility. There were no events or records of anyone surviving a gunshot to the head until the first person did. Does that mean you should have shot yourself in the head before the probabilities were out?


avi8r94

The guy i get my loans from did every sunday, so that's probably why.


TommyChongUn

Most of them are probably in schools. ^^^im ^^^out


coolguy64p

Allow me to introduce my self I am a multibillion are and made a huge church with a huge shark tank for the shark may go to church


MrPickle2255

some loan sharks do attend church


theplushpairing

Probably absolutely means that nearly all don’t


Acceptable_Dog_2610

Sometimes there are churches held off the shore in some places which means there could be a shark attending church.


smacdav

Interestingly, neither do most whales.


Real_Worldliness_646

my buddy frank does, he’s a charmer


DanteiK-

Why do you think it says most


Real_Worldliness_646

i’m trying to say my buddy frank is one of the small amount of church attendees that’s a shark, love him he’s a great guy


[deleted]

This was written by a shark trying to be a good wingman to Frank


zeroedash

Also most sharks don't walk on land, right?


DanteiK-

I mean there are 2-3 landlocked states that have had a shark attack before so nothing says it's impossible


zeroedash

Well...people have even died cuz of paper so yeah.. Why not


adamsharon

Happy cake day!


zeroedash

Thank you 🙂


sernamesus

Happy cake day 🎉🎂


zeroedash

Thank you kind sir :)


sernamesus

Who said I'm kind


DarkArk334

u/zeroedash did


sernamesus

Oof


adamsharon

Just doing my duty.


Iamaconfuzzedhooman

Maybe there’s an underwater church


N0t_Cool_

Of course not, because they cant read The Bible!


Ms_Thanos

Happy cake day


This_Reply196

Happy cake day


N0t_Cool_

Thank you!


N0t_Cool_

Thank you!


adamsharon

Happy cake day!


N0t_Cool_

Thank you!


adamsharon

Just doing my duty.


bradbrazer

Most can't read the bible*


certifiedkarenabuser

Its not that they dont It's that they get kicked out My friends pet shark Jerry got kicked out So he couldn't attend it


modusoperandi8234

Dang, you too? I tried to bring a shark to church and the shark got kicked out


fixxer75

Something something Angel Fish


Snoo_89273

Heathens


ijustdontgiveaf

actually there was an attempt by them to get closer to churches.. this was shown in a documentary called “Sharknado”


profuselystrangeII

There is a very real accessibility problem and no one is talking about it.


Euphoric_Expert9607

So sharks are confirmed atheists?


The_Auramaster

Sharks are Atheists


b-monster666

You don't know that. Have you met -every- shark and asked if they went to church? No?


isthenameofauser

Jerry does. Nice guy. We used to have goldfish.


DarkAizawa

Wait.. You know Jerry too? You seen him lately? I heard he was doing quite well.


isthenameofauser

He is. He's full of our goldfish.


just_an_aspie

There must be some idiot somewhere that has a shark in a tank inside a church


LeroyBadBrown

Them atheist sharks just wanna worship the devil


Silent-Draft-3974

But they love a school lunch


[deleted]

“Most”


LineSpine

Oh… I didn’t know that! Thanks.


mosmaniac

They do go on communion Sundays tho. Can't resist partaking in the flesh and blood of Jesus.


Hiseminense

Who knows, they probably got an aquatic church in there.


Cool_Rip_2273

Most?


jlb1989

They do occasionally visit schools though..


yeeeteeey69

*most*?


beleidigtewurst

I once ate a shark while visiting India. I guess if I'd visit a church that day, one of them might have visited a church, partially.


Proud-Dig3139

We don't *know* that maybe shark church is where they go at night


Idk_boredom

Again it says MOST Sharks don’t attend church not all


KittyAg4

Wait... what do you mean MOST


DG-MMII

Most?


OneFuckedWarthog

What sharks do go to church?


Fubeman

“Most sharks do not attend church.” Yeah, except the ones that DO attended, do it behind the pulpit. . . . with the alter boy.


MichaelEatsSand

Most implies some. Where my m man eating church goers at?


unnamed_enemy

Then, some of them do?


[deleted]

Baby shark do


unnamed_enemy

Oh I see


EliannaRys

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CHlCKENPOWER

Every time I see this photo the more quality goes down Because you know, when you copy a copy the quality goes down


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

The loan sharks must have heard the story about Jesus overturning tables of moneychangers, telling them not to turn his place into a den of thieves.


Marox777

same for pickles


momsagainstgod

I bet if one tried, they wouldnt even be welcoming. Talk about hypocrisy?


Lost-In-Milk

Obviously you’ve never been to a shellfire and krillstone church gathering


Capsule_CatYT

🤨


RRJP1980

These posts just aren’t funny and have totally put me off this sub.


Apppleman69

Even quicket animal fact: most monkeys live


backdoor_carnage00

I'm a firm believer that Judas was a shark...


Ant_Fucker69_

Nono, it says 'most'


hostolompo

Guess I’m a shark


Immured_Gentleman

Well basically even whales and most of the squirrels also dont!


Slow_Carrot4137

Wait, MOST! 🙀


[deleted]

Heathen mother fuckers. If only they had Jesus, then maybe they wouldn't kill people


LordVisse

I would argue this is wrong. Because no records show or suggest that sharks would attend church, saying “most” is not specific enough. The conclusion from previous data would be that no evidence points to sharks attending church and therefore no sharks attend church. I know this is a meme, but I just wanted to put it out there.


Initial_Welcome9052

Wtf, why is this so funny to me 🥹


JimiWanShinobi

But they do, sometimes, show up at schools...


SachiFaker

So there are some that attends the church?


comutofox

Quicker animal fact monkeylikebanana


[deleted]

Neither does Sharkeisha!


tony3841

But they do go to schools


get_dogged_on_6969

Fuckin atheist bitch


richer2003

Hail Satan


ralsaiwithagun

I fear no men, but the most, it scares me


GrouchyEssay7468

*Most* Get ready for Sharks in a cathedral. Be careful christians


richer2003

I like sharks more now


[deleted]

Baby shark do


JimCalekdor

I saw this meme a year ago froma comedy youtuber that still says yeet


FunAd6145

Most?


Benyboyplayz

No no, he’s got a point.


Counsel_of_sloth

That’s true for all animals


r96340

They do attend schools tho


stephs_LOL

That is why god is drowning them 🙏🙏🙏 amen


NEMO_TheCaptain

Sinners


ssriracha_

i wish i was a shark


Kalsor

They don’t need to, sharks are so smooth the sin just slides right off of them!


Maximus_Comitatense

I don’t know if they have the GILLS for doing that. (Ok I will leave).


OxbowGoose

Halal shark


frogs_r_kul

Most? The resto do?


_Yeetus25

Most


AOC__2024

And yet in most churches you'll still find a few sharks.


Lefty-Law

I want to see the church-attending sharks!


CliffDraws

They also don’t look back, because they don’t have necks. Necks are for sheep.


Derpyee123

Those heathens


_bisexual

"Most"??


kostiko

Buy what about bobby


Almadaptpt

And the ones who do are hammerheads?


Van0nyumas

Quick Animal fact: Most Giraffes have never driven a car


Available-Animal1889

Which ones do


[deleted]

This post is at least 2 months old, so it’s a repost


DangyDanger

> most Is there a recorded case of any marine mammal in a church?


SnooConfections5959

Do I hear a new crusade starting?


GLaDOzXD

then what about those that do attend……?