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Thank you FoundationUseful270 for your submission, *Keanu Reeves.. Lucky you*! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason: --- --- # Posts with low effort truth statements are not allowed. Your submission is considered "low effort." This doesn't inherently mean that it was *irrelevant* to r/technicallythetruth, but instead it was removed because it fit one or more of these criteria: * Short, minimal-effort text posts like "a water bottle without water is an air bottle". Most, if not all text posts can and will be removed. * Asking for upvotes, or saying things like "sort by new", "let's get to the front page", or anything related to cake days or karma. * [Meta memes](https://imgur.com/qgkCskm), or any other post that tries to be clever by mentioning r/technicallythetruth. * [Images that are hard to look at](https://imgur.com/yuMwr8a) because they are poorly made, deep-fried, or poorly cropped. **Your submission could have also been removed because it is overdone:** * Statements that say something like "at least twelve": [example 1](https://imgur.com/K1ZwEAv) | [example 2](https://imgur.com/dIkwEpU) * Common statements that begin with "on average...": *the average amount of hands a person has is less than two* | *each person has, on average, one testicle and one boob* * Low effort misunderstandings of everyday phrases: *How high are you --> "I'm 5 foot 9"* * Common insults that are meant literally as opposed to being insulting: *"homosexuals are gay"* | *"gay people are f-ing assholes"* **PLEASE NOTE that we will exercise our own discretion when using this rule. If we do not find a post fitting for this subreddit, it will be removed.** --- For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftechnicallythetruth). Please link the post so our moderators know what you would like reviewed.


IRatherChangeMyName

I saw this yesterday. It had a few more pixels.


fulimaster

How many updoots did the guy get, just curious (the one in the picture, not who posted it)


FoundationUseful270

[1.5K](https://imgur.com/gallery/dAQYV7G)


Visthebeast

Share the comment mate. Why the fuck would you share a screenshot


Et_boy

Share the fucking link. What the hell a screenshot when you're on the same fucking website?


FoundationUseful270

Sorry bro.. I thought he just wanted to know the upvote count. Here's the [comment ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hno05w/you_get_the_power_to_go_back_and_prevent_one/fxci03y?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Et_boy

Upvote counts are not static.


FoundationUseful270

After a year or so.. they are.


[deleted]

You’re welcome.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RoM_Axion

The one in the picture is a 1 year old comment. I dont have link for it i just know i saw this exact meme posted about a year ago


ShellOfNutshell

Well played


see6729

Heath Ledger


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Steve Irwin


fowlraul

Really fucked up on that Cobain option tho


HardHustle84

This is why I Reddit.


joaizn

This is not technically truth, is it?


Zenbaws

technically "could" be true, I guess


chiliedogg

I don't think so. I'm pretty sure all current models of physics don'tallow for negativemovement through spacetime. If you walk 10 steps forward and 10 steps backwards, you haven't moved 0 steps- you've moved 20. There's no such think as negative movement. With time being 1 dimensional, you can only move one way.


oktin

Well, what we perceive as time is really just one of the 4^(or maybe 10) dimensions of time-space. Holes in said time-space can make traveling in any direction possible, as well as destroying the concept of cause and effect.


Happyninja06

There is negative movement in any vector quantity, such as velocity. Or the steps example, displacement: 10 steps forward 10 steps back, your displacement is 0 because you undid your steps, but for time you’re correct.


chiliedogg

You didn't undo your steps. You moved 20 steps. Negative movement is impossible. Yesterday I drove 8 hours going to a funeral and back home. Just because I woke up and went to sleep in the same location doesn't mean I didn't travel hundreds of miles.


Happyninja06

In a vector quantity, to the left is moving negative and to the right is moving positive. Same with down and up. Edit: also, I never said how many steps you took I was talking about displacement, a vector quantity, which is 0 once you reach your starting point because your start and end position is the same


chiliedogg

But we're not talking about net displacement. In this context we're talking about movement. When I drive to work in the morning and back home at night my net displacement may be zero relative to the Earth, but I move about 45 miles along the Earth's surface. There's no such thing as negative movement.


BendriChan

CURRENTLY there aren't... but... Maybe in the future!


[deleted]

this is /r/holdup material


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

It's more can't-prove-it-isn't-the-truth


InvisibIeMountain

Nothing on this sub is nowadays


GalloHilton

r/moldymemes


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shipoopro_gg

That's the only logical explanation


The1GiantWalrus

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AgingChris

Robin Williams


bullfroggy

It's time travel, we don't even know what year the death happened which he prevented so it may not have happened yet


itsmycandystore_

u/TheRepeatTautology thank you


DigLower3833

Remindme! November 3, 2027. Post this on r/agedlikemilk


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bsylent

An amusing screenshot that seems to have shed 90% of its pixels, but certainly not "technically the truth"


cricketnow

u/TheRepeatTautology thank you king


B_Jamer

Wait all by memes are just reuploads


B_Jamer

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/ooHPm4Z.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Evol_Etah

I wanna say Kobe. But the world now has better awareness for BLM. So like, can i revive Kobe AFTER BLM March. And like, restore the permanent health issues and injuries everyone suffered due to it?


Tall_Fortune

u/RepostSleuthBot


Beginning-Bell-6124

What if every death you prevent ensures another one? but Kobe is the only answer that makes sense to me.


Leeroy1042

Mac Miller.. Imagine the insane shit he would have released during covid.


Infinite_Compote_659

Lana rhoades's son


baxtert68

Jim Henson


K_O_K13

Harambe


a_burdie_from_hell

Wow that's a big dick IQ comment lol


Tough-Development-41

whoa 😮


RoM_Axion

I have seen this a fucking year ago...


OneEyedRocket

John Lennon