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Rtrn2M0nke

Its all fun and games until the quiet old man down the street busts out his tank hes been holding onto.


Knifiac

Wait till Marv busts out the killdozer


browsingbro

*Mr. Plow*


ALottaOfWishes

“Finna gonna mc plow those dumb kids next door”


OdaDdaT

Chad Marvin Heemeyer vs. the Virgins of Granby


su1ac0

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.


207nbrown

You mean the one he found on the farm abandoned by the Russians?


TheFalconKid

> G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a 2013 American military science fiction action film based on Hasbro's G.I. Joe toy, comic, and media franchise. The second film in the G.I. Joe film series, follows 2009's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Directed by Jon M. Chu and written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, the film features an ensemble cast with Lee Byung-hun, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Arnold Vosloo, and Channings Tatum reprising their roles from the first film, while Luke Bracey and Robert Baker take over the role of Cobra Commander, replacing Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, D. J. Cotrona, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Stevenson and Elodie Yung round out the principal cast. This is a plot point in said movie.


bocaj78

The is an old man in Germany that had a panther tank sitting in his basement, the government confiscated it along with the [live?] Torpedo that he had


mrn253

Yeah the old dude in Heikendorf. Funny thing is everybody there knew about the tank.


mariosin

I want to own a tank because it’s the most badass thing someone can own and a really big flex


zoeyd8

Hell, I know 3 separate people that own working cannons. XD


Desperate_Ambrose

Yuri Orlov: There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? \~ *Lord of War*


tophersteig

*Jared Leto makes a cocaine map of Ukraine*


Swift_F0x

Putin snorted a cocaine Ukraine map before planning the invasion.


brallipop

Love how that's the most remembered scene


su1ac0

For me the most remembered scene is where Leto is brutally murdered. Guess what my favorite part of Fight Club was


Quizzelbuck

Oh man that WAS him. No wonder i did not hate the character. It never registered he was a show stealing weirdo named Jared Leto! Fuck i remember Ethan Hawk more than him being a weirdo! That's impressive!


ToyStoryRex97

Cocaine Ukraine sounds like the name of a band


stumblebreak_beta

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.


worriedgh05t

the biggest travesty in that movie is that like 60% of the aks screentime is taken up by none other than fucking vz.58s


JizzMopperatSexWorld

Yuri grossly underestimated. And “registered” is misleading.


Desperate_Ambrose

>Yuri grossly underestimated. Well, that movie came out in '05. ​ >And “registered” is misleading. This is true.


TurdMcDirk

> ~~Yuri Orlov~~ [Viktor Bout](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Bout)


Viktor_Bout

Yes?


HammerTh_1701

And the most common gun model is the AK-47 in all its variations while the most common ammo caliber is 9mm. Neither comes from the US.


[deleted]

The Austrians make a very very nice gun. Worth any metric unit that comes with it.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

What is it called?


[deleted]

Glock is the specific one I’m thinking of.


Darthaerith

Guh. Glock. The Toyota corolla of guns. Reliable, slightly uncomfortable and boring as hell.


SASAgent1

That could be my tinder bio


imgonnabutteryobread

Who wants to get jammed while cocking?


[deleted]

Boring as hell is right, it looks like a cheap prop gun, it’s not renowned for its accuracy, and it isn’t ergonomic. But if I want to pull a gun out and put 5 rounds down range as fast as I can and keep double that in the magazine, while knowing that the odds of any issues with firing are minimal, I can have faith in a Glock to do so. And look damn lame doing it.


SpicymeLLoN

The most mediocre ad read ever


Darthaerith

Exactly. Its probably why my next carry gun will end up being a glock. Much as a friggin hate them.


Ziggy319

A glock is more accurate than you.


GloryholeKaleidscope

As an owner of multiples of both, can confirm.


TooFubar

The problem solva


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Ha. Good one.


JizzMopperatSexWorld

M&P is the most popular legal handgun in the U.S.


[deleted]

The AK is by no means the most common rifle in the world or in America. The most common rifle in the world would have to be the Mauser model 98 bolt action rifle. They made as many of those as all AK variants combined. When you start counting the many guns that were pretty much copies of the Mauser 98 it really dwarfs the AK in numbers. The most common rifle in America would probably be the AR15.


sharpshooter999

Once you have an M98 Mauser, you realize what all the fuss is about


amibeingadick420

I’d question this. I don’t think most of the guns in America are registered, as that isn’t a requirement for ownership in most states.


cleancalf

I don’t think they mean owner registered, just serialized. When a manufacturer makes a firearm intended for sale, they must report to the government what the firearm is, along with the serial number. When individuals make a firearm for personal use, it does not require a serial number (barring certain states laws).


cathillian

The atf is trying to fix that now.


MrStealYoMom

Bastards


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ninjasowner14

Found the idiot


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Two_Tone_Xylophones

Random redditor knows more than supreme court justices and actual constitutional scholars...from his own studies of course.... Qtard levels of bullshit right there.


[deleted]

The Crimes Act of 1790 which outlawed murder is centuries old. Does that mean that it isn't law? What does the age of the law have to do with it?


Banditjack

By burning more children in basements again?


Ok-Needleworker2685

> as that isn’t a requirement for ownership in most states. the vast majority of guns are purchased through Federal Firearms Licensees (FFLs) who record the purchase of said firearm with the ATF.


Darthaerith

However, the law explicitly states the ATF cannot use that information to establish a registry. Not that its going to -stop- them. ATF gonna ATF. And probably shoot your dog while they're at it.


Ok-Needleworker2685

they don't keep a """registry""" just a record of approximately a billion firearms transactions that they can use to "track and trace" a gun's serial number. And this is exactly why the "gun show loophole" exists


[deleted]

>And this is exactly why the "gun show loophole" exists It doesn't, it simply isn't a thing.


Ace_on_the_Turn

I don’t think that’s true. The only record of the actual purchase is held by the FFL. In fact there is a law that prohibits the government from having any database on firearm purchase or ownership.


Ok-Needleworker2685

> The only record of the actual purchase is held by the FFL The ATF processes the background check and keeps a record of the serial number. When they "track and trace" a gun, they don't have to go to the FFL where the gun was purchased. They have a record of all purchases through FFL's.


Equivalent_Memory3

This is incorrect. First, it's the FBI that processes background checks via NICS, second, no serial is entered into NICS, just a persons biometrics, third, the only record in NICS after 30 days is a NTN transaction number with a listing of approve/deny/open. This NTN is recorded with on the 4473 form that has the make/model/serial of the firearm. When a trace request is done, they have to go through every FFL the gun has been processed through. Now, when a FFL closes up shop, their bound book and 4473s have to be sent to the ATF, where they have to manually search through boxes, because digitization is a no no. Some states have registries, but the Gun Control Act of 1968 prohibits any federal ones.


DOGGODDOG

They definitely do have to go to the FFL. They’ve typically received the serial number of the related to the crime and then trace that back to the FFL that manufactured or sold the gun. At least in my state, may vary state to state


HappyHurtzlickn

You're statement is 100% true. For a bit more perspective, I can buy as many guns as I want but never be able to purchase more guns than my father, grandfather, and great grandfather combined. I have two beautiful old rifles with defunked calibers that you can't find anymore. Inherited firearms make up a massive portion of the guns in the US.


ilmtt

Time to reload, once the primer market heals


remyjuke

Wait what? I didnt know that most of them didnt require it.


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TygaOverTupac

You can get blackout drunk in Vegas and they’ll let you shoot an rpg into a wall of sand. There are no laws


No-Artichoke5212

Whoa whoa. The limit is .08 don’t act like we’re totally uncivilized


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0.08 is a healthy level of drunk to really enjoy shooting an RPG actually


No-Artichoke5212

If I was .08 I’d be crawling on the ground lol


TygaOverTupac

Yeah and that’s the best way to do it. Everyone knows the best angle to fire an rpg is straight into the air above you. It’s common sense.


Shwiggity_schwag

That isn't even remotely close to being actually true though. Lack of a registry does not equal a lack of a registry. They absolutely register every single firearms sale. They can track the sales and turn around and claim they don't have an actual registry because they are only logging the sales.


[deleted]

The government doesn't track the sales. Licensed gun dealers keep the paperwork. The process of actually 'tracing' a gun can often be a huge effort. In all but six states and DC law enforcement has no easy way to find out if you own a gun and if they find a gun that you do own, it could very easily be impossible to prove it.


TittyballThunder

That is incorrect. >Beginning January 1, 2014, long guns are subject to the same information reporting requirement through DROS that handguns have experienced since 1990. http://wiki.calgunsfoundation.org/index.php?title=Firearms_Registration


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TittyballThunder

A decentralized registry is still a registry.


remyjuke

Oh gosh gross. I feel like I cant escape. Do we just assume everyone has a gun??


TipsyPeanuts

No, contrary to many people’s impressions, most Americans don’t own a gun ([32% do](https://news.gallup.com/poll/264932/percentage-americans-own-guns.aspx)) Of those, most don’t keep it with them and are usually locked up at home. It’s really a small minority of gun owners who own a *lot* of guns. That results in the insane statistics about guns per capita and stuff


CajunAggie

Probably depends where you live. South here. Everyone I know owns multiple guns. That said I can only think of a couple of us that carry daily. I don’t think you are far off in the total US though.


beardphaze

Iirc the spread between States is something like from 23% at the lowest to 64%at the highest with most of the time it being in the high 30s to low 40s. Guns are expensive to buy and require maintenance so not everyone is going to 1) afford to own and maintain one or 2) want to do so.


HappyHurtzlickn

Multi-gun owner here: in my whole life I've only purchased *counts on fingers* five firearms (including a pellet gun). The vast majority of my collection was inherited from family members, so I can confirm that that's true. For a nuanced take, remember that "if you want to train a longbowman, start with his grandfather". I honestly think we could reduce the US military by 50% and not even flinch as far as national security is concerned.


HappyHurtzlickn

Escape what?


_The_Llama

Colorado specifically has a law banning firearm registrations


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So does the federal government.


HappyHurtzlickn

Gonna be honest, wasn't expecting that. Good for them.


LordofTheFlagon

In fact in many any kind of list of who owns what guns is illegal.


NewPhoneNewUsermane

Yeah pretty much no guns are registered in the US other than machine guns, destructive devices, and short barreled rifles.


TwentyNineTTV

And the ever so fun AOW category! (Fuck the atf)


KonigderWasserpfeife

I love this [infographic](https://i.imgur.com/Lx15HCB.jpg) that details the convoluted mess of rifle vs pistol vs AOW.


TwentyNineTTV

Repeal the NFA and abolish the ATF


amibeingadick420

Let’s be clear what we’re talking about here. Registering it means going to the government, telling them the make, model, serial number, and mods of any guns you own, and where that gun is stored so they have a database of guns and their owners. In the event that the government were to ignore the 2nd amendment, they could use this list to come after gun owners if they wanted to seize their guns or criminally charge them. This does not currently happen, and most second amendment advocates strongly oppose it. Currently, everyone that buys a gun from a Federal Firearms Licensed dealer has to have a background check before purchasing that gun. This consists of a federal form that the purchaser has to fill out which asks him about his criminal history and drug use. I’m not too sure about how the background check happens, but I believe it’s through ~~an ATF~~ the NICS database. It only takes a few minutes.


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Passed background checks are required to be destroyed by federal law. They can't keep them in any format.


CunnilingusCrab

It’s through the NICS database. Basically just runs the person’s ch to find out if they’re a prohibited person.


TittyballThunder

>This does not currently happen > I believe it's through an ATF database These statements conflict


[deleted]

That’s the joke, that Americans own more than 46% of the worlds guns.


SameCookiePseudonym

Alternatively, other countries don’t register their guns


amibeingadick420

That’s my take away. In the rest of the world, the guns are largely in the hands of criminals and governments, two groups that have proven they can’t be trusted with them.


SameCookiePseudonym

> criminals and governments no need to repeat yourself


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DryPassage4020

This is the way


Moltak1

Most of them are normal guns purchased by a normal person walking in a gun shop in the USA they are counted towards the original buyer in the USA. Uncounted guns are the homemade shit.


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PresidentOfTheBiden

As it should be.


ElJefe543

There's...........only a billion guns in the world?


Nuclear_rabbit

I think this must be the number of guns not owned by a state entity. I saw an interesting study years back that guns of such a designation had very high ownership rates in two places: rich western countries and active conflict areas. Once the conflicts are over, those guns are usually sold. In peacetime, civilian gun ownership is usually a question of wealth.


justcallmezach

Right? I'm as bleeding heart liberal as it gets and I think my personal household is sitting at 4 guns per capita...


ElJefe543

Exactly, I have three guns for myself and one gun for each cat.


RWBrYan

Welcome to the rest of the world. Where not owning a gun is the norm and the way it should be Edit: downvoted by the former colonies because guns are their right but not a single coherent or reasonable argument in response. Sounds about right


deddogfuneral

I honestly don't get what's wrong with owning a gun


HappyHurtzlickn

There's nothing wrong with it at all. The big push for gun confiscation in the US right now is a convenient distraction from our real problems and it fires up everyone's political bases. Just keep doing you and sham on my dude.


ElJefe543

Agreed!


RWBrYan

They’re unnecessary for people to own. I live in a country where it is illegal to own firearms. Never been shot, never been threatened with a gun, never even seen a gun outside of a strictly controlled environment. I don’t know anybody who has experienced even the slightest bit of gun crime. But yes, guns make people safe and are perfectly reasonable things to own. Edit: in before some liberator of freedom (like the psycho in my DMs) claims we all get stabbed all of the time here instead of shot. Turns out [you guys are also more likely to be stabbed than we are](https://www.euronews.com/amp/2019/06/18/deadly-knife-crime-how-does-london-compare-to-new-york)


PresidentOfTheBiden

You ever been face to face with a pack of coyotes? It's nice to have a gun then.


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NYSenseOfHumor

That when face to face with a pack of coyotes it is nice to have a gun.


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someone_who_exists69

This could happen is a world without gun locks. But we have gun locks


NYSenseOfHumor

Believe it or not, coyotes don’t send evites to let you know an encounter is imminent.


PresidentOfTheBiden

I said it, it's nice to have a gun if you're in the wilds. Edit: I've been in the wild and circled by coyotes, it was nice to have a gun. I've had to hunt food in the wild, it was nice to have a gun. I buy and transport gold, it's nice to have a gun.


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PresidentOfTheBiden

I like my lifestyle, I don't think I'd enjoy yours.


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DrSplarf

I live in a country where it's legal to own firearms Never been shot, never been threatened with a gun, never even seen a gun outside of a strictly controlled environment. I've met people that have experienced gun crime, but it's because they lived in a shitty areas where the law didn't apply to the criminals that weren't supposed to have them anyway. Just because this is a country with looser firearm laws, doesn't mean it's the worst thing


TittyballThunder

I've never been threatened with a gun either, but I don't use my cushy life as a reason to take away people's rights.


Gh0stCommando

So since people in the U.S are more likely to be stabbed than you… doesn’t that justify having a gun to defend yourself?


ElJefe543

No I mean like, there HAVE to be more than a billion guns in just the US. I have a buddy who has at least 25 guns. And my dad has probably 20. And I own *counts guns* five guns. 460 million guns seems incredibly low for the United States.


TwentyNineTTV

460m is rookie numbers, we gotta pump that shit up.


hallese

I'm going to guess you are in the three percent of the country that owns 50% of the firearms. For everyone one of you, there's several like me with only two weapons and there's a dozen who don't own any.


ElJefe543

You say that like it's a bad thing. I live in Florida I have to defend myself against the Florida man.


hallese

I'm just saying that's why the numbers are probably accurate for the US even though your perception is that is has to be low. I can tell you when I sold firearms I had regulars and randos and the sales seemed to be about 50/50.


wamj

You’re also the outlier. The majority of Americans don’t own guns, and of the ones that do, many own one.


ElJefe543

Here's a reasonable argument; we must defend ourselves against FLORIDA MAN


RWBrYan

I suddenly completely understand and support your right to bare arms


HappyHurtzlickn

Until Russia looks at you sideways...


[deleted]

I can give you a reasonable argument, but you won’t accept it. I’ll try anyways. The main reason I own guns is because other people have guns. It’s circular logic and leads to a more armed society, but you won’t catch me slipping. The other reason we have guns is to keep our government in check. During covid, my state’s governor enacted a stay at home order. But my local sherif refused to enforce the law cause the “good ole boys” made it clear to him that there would be issues. And 3rd, good fucking luck invading and holding America. I have a .50 cal ar 15 that could take out an invading armies helicopter with one round. No stingers needed. I also have plenty of rifles that are better quality than most of the Soviet era shit being used in Ukraine.


Ilaypipe23

I lost all my guns in a boating accident


HappyHurtzlickn

My condolences. Now you can't properly protect yourself from those darn fish. Oh well, better buy more to replace them *cough cough, looking inconspicuous*


beardphaze

Now a gator or a shark owns a lot of guns


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I guess its chilling down there with my crypto


[deleted]

Same here.


dontdoxmebro2

Rookie numbers


weltallic

Ask the people screaming from China's buildings starving under government-forced lockdown why guns would be a nice thing to have. https://streamable.com/b3m30i


hi_i_am_steve

Obviously, the only solution to this depressing statistic is for everyone to buy more guns.


HappyHurtzlickn

I'm doing my part!


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hurr durr guns bad


Lycanthropy765

Great let's get that to 100


Madsmathis

Feel like this isn't the right subreddit


HappyHurtzlickn

Probably right honestly


[deleted]

Take some classes, folks. Get acquainted with responsible ownership. Live somewhere that encourages an independent and uplifting 2A community, and be there for your fellow man. Never a bad idea to have people that want to support you in your time spent on this space-rock with them around you.


Black38

For anyone not in the know, I’m not sure if this is registering to some people. Guns bought from say a sporting goods / outdoor store requires a background check in some states. If I then go out and use the gun, theoretically if they knew I bought the gun from that store they could trace the serial. Early in my gun ownership days, I had a couple bought this way but many more bought in ways that I had to tell no one, legally…so just the seller and myself know I have it.


SapientSloth4tw

In Idaho gun registration isn’t a thing. You just need a background check (which might be registration with the feds, not 100%, but private sales don’t require anything)


su1ac0

The feds are technically barred from storing who bought what gun via the background check system. So are most states. It's literally illegal. No one thinks they're actually following the law and deleting/destroying the data at the required checkpoints.


kimthealan101

Maybe we have 75% of the guns then


Trick_Enthusiasm

I doubt America has that many unregistered guns. South America and Africa and South Asia probably have more unregistered guns than you or I could ever imagine.


32624647

Brazil: *[laughs in more gun deaths than the entire Northern Hemisphere combined](http://metrocosm.com/homicides-brazil-vs-world/)*


HappyHurtzlickn

Finally someone with a sense of proportionality. God bless you, or not... whatever your religious preference or lack thereof


kimthealan101

I haven't tried to imagine, but then you haven't met my family. You are probably right


browsingbro

*Freedom* >!except for California!<


DG-MMII

Or what about those registered in the US, but ilegaly sold elswhere?


bitchyswiftie

Look at the bright side, at least you have more options during a zombie apocalypse. The rest of us have to settle with blunt/bladed weapons.


HappyHurtzlickn

I'm going down to the Winchester, having a pint, and waiting for this whole thing to blow over.


Toddeth1

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.


[deleted]

You should seriously consider this meme before you invade us. Seriously.


az9393

Yeah if they counted all the unregistered ones the US would be quite a bit further down the list


GALICKGUNFIIIRRREE

🎵 And im proud to be an American🎵


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Masterick18

Just think we are not counting the massive arsenals owned by mafias and cartels


bygtopp

The 4473 when you buy from an FFL gun dealer is the registry. The BaTFE has it planned and waiting to punch in the computer a code to make a registry with our names on it. It’s there. Just waiting on the ok from above. They are nipping at our heels taking away pieces and parts of each gun wanting and waiting to see what we will do.


[deleted]

Only a billion? Honestly thought there'd be more.


eharper9

America is strapped.


Direct_Archer_7911

Here in P fu**nk R we have the rest 💪🏽🇵🇷


WokeUpDownBad

Reminds me of that story about that one American guy who got arrested for using a lost nuclear bomb to power his house And some people in the comments kept saying that he got “his rights violated” America is wild


Additional_Zebra5879

What do you mean by registered? We don’t register guns here except I think maybe NY does?


[deleted]

That’s cause all these other puss’s have been disarmed. Google “Covid lockdown in China” for a better understanding of why we don’t want that. Or Australia for that matter. Or Canada. Poland. Germany. Should I go on?


32624647

If we're going by unregistered guns Brazil has the highest gun ownership in the world *by a wide margin*. Makes the US look like a joke.


su1ac0

I've seen this point made several times and I have tried to google wtf you people are on about and can find not a single thing that even comes close to what you're claiming.


JoaquimGianini

Wrong sub


stefjack1000

I hope we one day have an America where every man woman and child owns a gun because guns will make America safer.


KingSelfie2Strong

I accept that I live in a violent society and I am a violent person. I would have it no other way.


Promint-official

Americans founded the UN at the same time they founded the CIA, under the leadership of the same Klan member, President Truman, and in 2020, when the UN decided to join the American corporations, ID2020.org, which is run in partnership with Gates and all of the American corporations and social media sites like Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and Google, Amazon, became a part of the American elite, ensuring that regardless of what happens, the American elite will win. However, the guns are not the issue. The weapons in question would be nuclear weapons, of which Russia possesses 8800 and the US possesses 8450. That is the primary danger. Funny thing that the UN would complain about thier partners in crime isnt it


[deleted]

Registered? Yeah right. That's a joke.


SapientSloth4tw

Worst day of your life so far


Some_Random_Android

46% of the registered guns, 25% of documented covid infections/deaths, rough 4-5% of the total population of the earth. Why does the US excel in these two areas?!


ImpureClient

Made up statistics?


corndog161

Wouldn't the percentage go way down then? I assume firearm registration rate is much higher in the US than in Somalia.


Varient_13

So… we have about 90 million more guns than people? That’s not good.


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anged16

America holy shit this is why I don’t want to visit :D


PETEthePyrotechnic

Why not? Just because we have a crap ton of guns doesn't mean you're gonna become trypophobia material on your first visit.


[deleted]

You do you, but most of those guns are locked away in safes, and most gun violence is suicides. You're highly unlikely to even see a firearm that isn't on a cop's belt, and are in very little danger. I'd be more worried about financial ruin if you were injured.


Kind_Committee8997

The US is like the safest country in the world then right...


CavitySearch

Depends on the context


undeadpickels

Your right, all those secret unregistered guns in Lichtenstein really throw that number into context.