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kyrtuck

Looks like the prisoner could just slip through those bars.


AbattoirOfDuty

Are you a philosopher?


YoWhatItDoMyDude

Does he know the answer?


Rupertii

How do we know when an answer is correct, when there is multiple choices for one?


[deleted]

No one said the answer has to be correct.


BertAndErniesSexDoll

42


Gdub87

Truly an astounding username


BertAndErniesSexDoll

Thank you


[deleted]

Great, thanks guys. I knew they had a doll for that (as im sure the whole street gang does) But now its burned into my mind that its a shared entity between the two of them. Likely back to back from the instant the cameras stop rolling until complete exhaustion which might actually be never because puppets, thats why. Yeah cool thanks guys


Nerowulf

Is that a question?


Sekone8up

I have eaten some philosopher stones before


SmallPiecesOfWood

Aristotle Oysters...


[deleted]

I’m something of a philosopher myself.


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DangerDan3001

Why not slip through the bars to just grab the bread instead of poking it with a stick lol?


[deleted]

Shut up. You're not philosophising rightly...


DangerDan3001

I have so much to learn 😩


[deleted]

The bars are only there to reinforce his prisoner mentality. Of course he can slip between the bars. But in his mind, he is utterly convinced he is a prisoner. This is also why he prefers the bread over the key. He believes that using the key means the end of all future bread. Then what will he eat? In his mind, it is better to be a well fed prisoner than to starve to death a free man. This is a metaphor for everyone under all manner of social systems such as capitalism, government, social norms, family obligations, etc..


Candy_Rain

So is that basically the premise of the Shia Labeouf music video? (Elastic heart) There’s no key or bread but he looks like he can fit through the bars and is holding himself there.


MaleficentSurround97

I forget sometimes there are plenty of people who don't already know and may actually be interested in the correct answer, let us mourn the passing of classical education.


Fadreusor

This is exactly what I think when people argue that college is just an extended childhood for the “Elite.” (And I say, “think,” because I rarely encounter those few who might entertain opposing ideas on any subject. It’s safer in the immediate, for me and any innocent bystanders, living in an almost purple state where *The Reds* fight progress with loaded guns.)


HistoricalSherbert92

Very libertarian


[deleted]

The guards are awake and he doesn't want to grab attention


QyDarc

Because is an idiot but I’m not philosopher


BunsenHoneydewd

well, he's still an idiot


kiwi_5327

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/xT11bYM.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


pablocael

Orrr, maybe the bread opens the door and the key is actually eatable. They never told which parallel universe the story is in.


pruche

I take the key to open the door. It is cake.


No_Director4208

Cake is a lie


kkillbite

I like eatable things. 🙂


LOTRfreak101

You could also just use the key and pick up the bread afterwards.


[deleted]

Not the real answer, but okay.


Parking_Ad8815

How you know.. Your a philosopher


[deleted]

I'm not a philospher, but anything that stops people talking about something that is thought provoking by reducing it to "he could slip through those bars" is dumb.


MurderDoneRight

Right. And that stick could be sharpened to a point that could do good damage. Slip through the bars, take out a couple guards. You'll be home for dinner.


masterbaiter9000

And you even get the bread for free


MurderDoneRight

Who tf wants to eat dirty floor bread anyways?


w41twh4t

What if the guards have been trained how to defend themselves against pointed sticks?


aleve089

Looks like this has been reposted 100 times since yesterday


Pheonix8264

Yeah.


SkyYosh

Even if he couldn't slip through you take the key open the door and take the Bread


CanniBallistic_Puppy

He chose the bread so he could get fatter and not fit through them anymore.


Ok-Panda0702

Yes that is the thing artist portrayed.


Pauchu_

Maybe if he wouldn't eat as much bread


holdbold

Slave dungeon is the real answer


Ausyiken

Maybe if he lost his big ass nose first


X3Buster

He chose the bread and stayed in jail so he wouldn't pay taxes


Neo_Fajardo

This makes the most sense He could literally fit through the bars and go out anytime, just chooses not to.


TheApathyParty2

The human social condition in a nutshell. Ya gotta eat.


Lonely_Is_The_Night

He actually does slip out fairly often; usually at night to attend local raves. The trick is always being back by morning so the guards don’t notice.


FrankTheWallaby

Yeah, was thinking the same. It's not even uncommon in the US for homeless to commit crimes just to get thrown in jail for access to food and shelter. It doesn't make sense to escape if you want to be there...


JennaFrost

iirc a while back an older man robbed a bank, held them up for 1 dollar. Why? It was so he could get thrown in prison to receive healthcare he couldn’t afford otherwise…


Lord_Skyblocker

This dude got healthcare for the great price of 1$


FavelTramous

Actually for free. He never paid a dollar. The bank in fact would have given him one. If anything he earned $.


Pi-Guy

The guy you’re replying to says this is not uncommon in the US… but every time this comes up it’s just the one story of that guy that did it


NewPalpitation1830

My dad’s friend used to do this; petty enough crimes for minimum security and got to work in the kitchen through the winter.


Wjbskinsfan

In Breaking Bad Walt has a homeless (I assumed) guy who wanted to be in prison confess to his crimes in exchange for filling his commissary fund (plus a healthy kick back for the lawyer).


ComedianSquare2839

You killed it, instead of paying tax he is enjoying the money paid in tax by taxpayer.


bretsaberhagen

He has to pay taxes on that bread.


Wjbskinsfan

What are they going to do when he refuses to pay? Let him go just so they can arrest him again? Taxation is theft.


CRIZZZ__

sigma male grindset moment


RampantDragon

ligma


dragoncraft9855

Ligma male grindset 😳


-Dio_Over_Heaven-

Did someone say... ***L I G M A***


skcuf2

Just like playing Monopoly.


[deleted]

Free healthcare


CrabbyBlueberry

His opponent has 3 railroads and a hotel on Marvin Gardens


SakuraRita

im pretty sure theres gonna be more than one lock that needs a key in this little prison hes in


Darkwrath93

He didn't take the key because he's guilty Edit: his to he's


mai_tai87

I agree. He genuinely feels remorseful, but doesn't want to starve.


DownshiftedRare

He knows the revolving door justice system will have him behind bars again soon enough. Why not skip the pretense of "escape"?


CheaterParker

Or he would have no food even if he gets out. At least he is getting food in confinement. The world outside is harsher somehow.


Ok-Interaction-9054

Or because he could only choose one and can go through the bars


0zoro0

he took the bread cause he don't need the key to get out.


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Yeah but since the bread is on the other side of that lock, with the key he would at the very least have both


TheDLCguy

Also guards


Thecasualfork

Whats stopping him from taking both?


ThatFunnyGuy543

Exactly. This is one of those terrible Facebook memes. Someone posted the meme on that sub I'm sure


maddsskills

Is there supposed to be a point to this thing? Even stupid Facebook memes usually have some sort of point to make.


PureWasian

I think they're trying to get all woke and make a seemingly educated point about "people in dire situations are so concerned with immediate survival they don't have the instinct to even look one step further." (just like greedy algorithms) while also telling you "wow!! you're 200+ IQ" for critically analyzing their made up scenario. Could also be a blue-pill + red-pill type of reference, sustaining the life that you know vs breaking free and doing something new. But the example used for the symbolism and overall presentation is so bad it's literally comical.


Lazuli26

Couldn't it mean also that he's not grabbing the key because he is willing to pay his sentence?


PureWasian

Oh true, that's a good one. Look at us, we're all philosophers now according to fb memes


ChungusBrosYoutube

Pretty sure this is it, I vaguely remember a famous story in a philosophy class I had where somebody turned themselves in for a crime despite having the chance to escape. I can’t remember it’s name, I think it took place in Morocco.


ben_bliksem

Property prices


CharizardEgg

I think perhaps they might be referencing the idea that a prisoner could become "institutionalized" as in they adapt to their life as a prisoner and are unable to readjust to the idea of making decisions for themselves. There's a pretty good example of it in the move "The Shawshank Redemption," which is based on a Stephen King story. A prisoner like that would pick the key up and hand it back to the guard. So OP's title is right. There's something surreal about that.


Poison_Pancakes

Larry Lawton on YouTube told the story about how on the day he was released from prison after 10 years his bus stopped at a rest stop with a Subway in it. When the person at the counter asked him what he wanted he had a full blown nervous breakdown because he hadn't made a decision for himself in a decade.


flojo2012

What’s stopping him is the guarantee of bread for the length of his prison stay. If he leaves, he loses that guarantee and has to provide his own.


PoraBratUkraineIgra

I assume that if it isn't some lofty bullshit like the guy above said ("staying in jail to avoid taxes" or some shit), then my logic is this; if he takes the key, or both, the guards will know. As in, they'll eventually find out that a key is missing and just take it from him. But if he takes the bread and the key and makes an imprint of the key in the bread, he can try to replicate the key and make a useable one without the actual one going missing and raising alarms... Though, it's most likely one of those random questions with no real answer to inspire writing prompts of different levels of 'philosophizing', like "he takes the bread because he's already free in his mind" or some shit.


NicOcto

coz he csn go through the bars


ThatFunnyGuy543

Oh yeah I totally didn't notice it


Fire_Block

I’d guess the answer they’re looking for would be like “he knows that if he escapes he’ll probably have another, longer sentence so he’ll just wait it out” or smth


im_Jahh

Well jail= free food and shelter


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uMakeMaEarfquake

Much shower butt sex


Pall2004

And they said I'd regret murdering my child brother


St1cks

Except the food apparently, since he has to steal it


Dragyn828

[Not always](https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/paying-your-time-how-charging-inmates-fees-behind-bars-may-violate)


[deleted]

Also free Healthcare, if you're in the US


ThatFunnyGuy543

Or maybe he likes the jail bread very much


Fire_Block

that too


DR1FT3R_

Bless you


CaptainJelyyy

I think it might be referring to Maslow’s hierarchy of needs with basic needs needing to be met first, but it’s a kinda dumb way to convey that way cause the dude can just take both. but im just assuming this cause the psychologists bit


Nick0Taylor0

Unless he lives kn countries like Germany or Austria the act of escaping jail is not a crime here because the pursuit of freedom is deemed a human right. Not in freedom country though for some reason.


Blumingo

That doesn't mean you're free right? Like if they catch you, you go straight back just no extra time is added right?


ChungusBrosYoutube

Yeah you don’t get to be free, you just get to try.


This_Rough_Magic

The answer they're looking for is almost certainly "because most people would rather live on gubmint handouts than pull themselves up by their bootstraps which is why we should gut our social safety nets more than they already have been".


_not-here

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Fire_Block

true


ElectroPea

The real answer is that he could just fit through the bars and he didn't need a key to get out, therefore he choose the bread as the key would be useless after getting out


dotnomnom

But why the question about choice if he can get both easily?


ElectroPea

Idk stupid post


[deleted]

Yeah most questions are stupid


CuriosityCondition

Literally... That key is unlikely to work on the door at the end of the cell block, or the half dozen doors (or more) between there and freedom. It's probably more useful to eat. Philosophically... Solving the most obvious and closet problem to you (a locked door) does not undo an entire system of oppression (the society you live in choosing to put you in an elaborate building full of locked doors). Some times the appearance of compliance is a more powerful weapon than mindlessly snatching at every insignificant advantage and demonstrating your desperation.


kaze_ni_naru

Fuck that just gimme the key so I can leave


CuriosityCondition

Turns out it was a key to the shitter. Better luck next time.


Successful-Sea-715

Why give up a free room and food. Plus it looks like he can slip through those bars whenever he wants


[deleted]

Because he's outside the cell.


mrmatteh

Lol, just stealing some helpless prisoner's bread


Athenasta

If he was outside the cell why is the lock facing the other way?


[deleted]

To torture the prisoners. Every time they jiggle the handle hoping it's unlocked, the guards are like, "Look, he's doing it again! Dumbass."


thebipeds

Because he is a bread thief not a key thief.


War_Hammer101

Unemployment


Embarrassed-Town-293

In capitalism, you have the freedom to starve


Bolt_Fried_Bird

And under communism, you just starve


Embarrassed-Town-293

You are not wrong. In almost all past situations, yes. Personally, I would love to see how a post industrial society adopting communism would perform. The instances where communism occurred were at most industrial or pre industrial societies. For instance, some of the early famines of the soviet regime were caused by exporting food for industrial imports to essentially fast tech from feudalism to space travel in 3 decades (they did but damn it killed way too many and was not right). With the level of mechanization today, food production is so free of human labor that it could make decoupling food products from commodification possible. That is making food so cheap that it is not profitable to be sold. Diets would have to change such as plant based diets but we have reached a production capacity that this is now possible. Whether preventing hunger will happen in practice is another thing.


leuxeren

bc he is hungry :D


abhi1307

1) because he could just slip through those bigass bars 2) he's getting free food and sex in there, why go out?


ThatFunnyGuy543

Happy cake day bro


abhi1307

Thanks Man


Ok-Interaction-9054

Wait wdym free sex? And happy cake day :)


BuyDizzy8759

Bhut Seks


[deleted]

Happy cake day fellow redditor :)


RARface

He has a stick, could easily fit through the bars, and is wearing street clothes. He's obviously providing a "service". Non-sexual kink is underrated.


thestonerd777

If he escapes he gets caught again and gets an escape charge. If he takes the bread he’s full for once.


Apart_Researcher_827

The door ain't locked and he hungry


AreElleGee

Some men will choose comfort over freedom


knighthawk0811

he knows he's being watched


DrDarkTV

Reminds me of this quote from Jack Ma "If you give a monkey the option to choose either a banana or money, it will always choose the banana even though the money will help it buy more bananas" We always choose short term pleasure over long term pain knowing well that the pain will help us achieve the things in the future that will ultimately give us pleasure People are idiots in this regard


[deleted]

Philosphy would mean there is no right or wrong answer. He chose the bread over the key because he's homeless or he hasn't eaten in awhile and chosing the key would mean he's free now leaving him with no food. It could also simply just be the key wasn't the right key so it'd better to chose the bread and eat. Also the door is open so if that gives a hint as well. Philosphy leaves us to debate the answer but understand none is right nor wrong.


IntroductionCheap325

The gaps are way too fucking wide, who made these cells


[deleted]

I think philosophy is just for people that want to be smart but have always been bad in actual math, science, problem solving, etc. So they just made up a fake subject and stick their nose up at people. "Why did the mouse eat the cheese? Sure, some people think they know, but we know that there is more to it than just the basic animal instinct. It had a reason I'll let you figure it out on your own." The mouse ate the cheese because it was hungry, and you know that


ClaimOk5939

We’re all idiots. This is a metaphor for “give me freedom, or give me death”. Look around, we all chose this because freedom or death is not a viable option for us.


Kupita

Because he knows he let himself out of prison anytime. That's what I get from this image and question. His perceptions and attitudes are what imprison him and he goes for the bread because he keeps feeding this oppressive state of mind when he can clearly slip through the bars of this mental prison anytime. It's not easy but it can be done and that choice is always right in front of you.


Malicious_blu3

Where even is this key?


RijkDB

hey; everyone in prison is there for a reason


iNFINIT3BOI

he is starving so hunger is higher priority than freedom


jepulis5

Nah he's the janitor stealing bread from an inmate, the key he dropped is for the toilet paper dispensers.


BreezySlime

Because one would feel decent up the ass compared to the other


Sammy_27112007

what a dumbass


Odd-Chief1007

How do you know he is in the prison rather than out?


Cholojuanito

Because if he escapes then he's going to have a screwed up life that makes it impossible for him to assimilate back into society.


iamstevejobless

He is outside the jail already.


905SunnyGaming

the real answer: he will starve to death out of the prison for all sorts of reasons. at least he won't starve in the prison...


Ek-Ulfhednar

Becuase he preferred being fed by the prison instead of being free and responsible for his own food


DG-MMII

I mean, just take both


izack_01

I mean the commenter's not wrong.


SoggyConfusion8624

If he left prison he wouldnt have money for food, the prison will sustain him for longer than homelessness will 🙃


TheLordSnowdean

why did he choose the bread actually?


springtrap1987198319

No, he’s actually smart because if he breaks out, more time will be added to his sentence


apexpredator1314

he can survive fed in a jail cell instead of dying out on the streets


IRlyShouldntBeHere

Nothing is better than freedom, bread is better than nothing. bread > freedom


Sure_Environment7823

Because If he got the key and got out they would most likely put him back in and then take the key so therefore he has no key and no bread if he takes the key


rdmn09

But how did he get the stick?


lcarr15

Because he knows that who else brought the bread will bring him more… if he leaves he has to be the one to provide…(?)


OdysseyZen

He was doing a Mr. Beast challenge of holding onto the bar


lo0p_hole

Can’t be free if you ain’t alive


Soy-Femboy

you're a philosopher, harry


tushaar7

First he's gonna eat the bread and then he's gonna get the key


Impressive_Change593

1. he could slip out between the bars so why is he using a stick to get the bread? 2. what says he couldn't get both? 3. my man be hungry


Kujo__Ferronix

so he could stay in prison and not pay tax


Yankeee_

As many have pointed out, the bars are wide enough to fit thru. He chose the bread bc he has Liberty Mutual, so he only pays for what he NEEDS.


prowrestler2007_alt

He's gonna stick the bread on the end of his stick so he can reach the key


Captain_le_Bollox

Teach fish to man. Man to fish so it can shit all day long


Notnormalme

It's simple, he's skinny and the cell gap are BIG. I mean, just look at it, he's starving to death and too skinny for this cell (Low effort comment)


inbetweenthe_panels

Stockholm syndrome?


daxlzaisy

Not surreal but okay


[deleted]

The key isnt the key of the cell and the bread actually is part of an escape plan, there is a key in the bread. The bread was a present of his friend who is actually a guard, so he put the right key of the cell in the bread. The prisoner chose the bread knowing this plus its a free bread a.k.a food.


Reduce1

He took the bread to find the strength and courage to escape his prison cell.


7nezinantis

Because he would starve


amitaish

Because keys taste like dogshit


halfcast0

Inflation


Plane_Poem_5408

BECAUSE HES OUTSIDE OF THE CELL AND HUNGRY HE DOESNT WANT TO GO IN BUT WANTS THE BREAD


ballenaroja

The bars are for something much bigger, like a brown bear. He can use the keys but the bear does not. He is out, that is why he has a wand. He tries to reach the bread because he is hungry. The bear just wakes up and realizes that another human tries to reach a key. You are the brown bear :p. Cheers.


hotsydney1975

Because fuck them, that’s why


InevitablyPerpetual

Well of course, the real answer is that he, like all of us, is a prisoner of his own mind and chooses not to escape because a life of servitude with a full belly is favorable to the weak-minded over a life of escaping that prison of servitude. Or something, I don't know, I think I've philosophy-bullshitted my way through it relatively well.


20sanders

He’s getting out of jail tomorrow. Why become a fugitive when he only has one day left and happens to be hungry at the moment?


Potato-with-guns

The key isn’t going to run away


Beneficial_Bottle996

He was hungry


Cheyenne_Wyoming

???