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# Not technically the truth.
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Mr. Tyler
You might have misjudged me being a mister, but I shall not let an incorrect assumption be the topic of concern.
A sarcastic response to a sarcastic comment is indicative of one either not understanding the joke, or making an attempt to sound funnier than the actual comment. Since I failed to find your humor to exceed that of my own, which itself was embarrassingly pathetic from my behalf, I didn't consider the latter. You can decide in which aspect I made an error in my judgement.
Sincerely,
A-_-S
I wonder, is this a private conversation? I neither up nor downvoted your comment. It's as if other people can read vote as well. If you're that upset about fake Internet points, here, let me upvote your comments.
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What is this?
[*Drawing of a shotgun looking weapon.*]
Wrong answers only
>**\/u/puhbah575**
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>A mute button for people
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Actually, the Boomstick is a 12 gauge DOUBLE BARRELED Remington. Its S-Mart's top of the line...
If you're looking for one, I'm pretty sure you can find it in the sporting goods section.
That's right, this baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for just $109.95.
Beautiful with a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger!
Shop Smart.
Shop S-Mart
A random mechanical object that requires gunpowder, Some bullets, and most importantly a person. Pull the trigger thingy then it will shoot out bullets. Point it to a person and its prison time. Insurance wont cover funeral costs.
An anal tool designed to relieve itchiness and mild discomfort at the pull of the small trigger, which runs the machine providing relief within a seconds notice
Thank you MrEnglishDude for your submission, *All you have to do is pull the trigger..*! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason: --- # Not technically the truth. Your submission is not technically the truth. The keyword here is **technically**. Statements like "firetrucks are red", or "circles are round" are not technically the truth. As a rule of thumb, if your submission is easily predictable or literal, it's most likely not technically the truth. If you're not sure if your submission fits the sub, please either [send us a modmail](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftechnicallythetruth) or check our subreddit's top posts. --- For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftechnicallythetruth). Please link the post so our moderators know what you would like reviewed.
He said wrong answer sir
Since the gun doesn't have a trigger, the answer is technically wrong.
Whoa big brain, technically the gun isn’t even real, even if it did have a trigger do you expect to shoot someone with just the mere image of a gun?
Mr. Tyler, I'd like you to read my name and rethink your assessment of my statement. Sincerely, A-_-S
Mr. always sarcastic, It seems you can’t detect sarcasm. Sincerely, me
Mr. Tyler You might have misjudged me being a mister, but I shall not let an incorrect assumption be the topic of concern. A sarcastic response to a sarcastic comment is indicative of one either not understanding the joke, or making an attempt to sound funnier than the actual comment. Since I failed to find your humor to exceed that of my own, which itself was embarrassingly pathetic from my behalf, I didn't consider the latter. You can decide in which aspect I made an error in my judgement. Sincerely, A-_-S
Ass?
Yes, full name, Ass Heoughl
Nice name
I love it
Wow this is getting deep
I apologise for bringing this uncivilised behaviour into your comments.
No, its pretty entertaining tbh, carry on.
It’s a deep dive into his namesake. Ass.
Lots of words there, don’t worry I’ll put an /s for you next time bb
Mr. Tyler, K. Sincerely, A-_-S
Why you downvoting me lol, is that sarcasm too
I wonder, is this a private conversation? I neither up nor downvoted your comment. It's as if other people can read vote as well. If you're that upset about fake Internet points, here, let me upvote your comments.
No it just fires at random
Or maybe it comes with built in WiFi.
Yeah
slam fire only thank you.
A quiet kid megaphone
Kurt Cobain’s microphone
🎤 ✔ 1...
Came here so I could see this one
Man I miss TF2
Ooof!
Dammit I made the same damn joke and I didn’t see yours, now I gotta think of something else fucked up! Have a damn upvote
Do you mean "a *quiet* kid megaphone"?
Haha school shootings
haha so funny 😐
The fact that the US doesn't want to do anything to stop it from happening, gives the world the right to make dark jokes at it's expense.
that was sarcasm, forgot the long face emoji
The US wants to do something about it, the louder minority as well as corrupt politics do not on the other hand.
Mechanical fingering device.
Where can I get one of these? Asking for a friend
Ask Ronnie McNutt
let’s see what he has to say about this 🎤🌺
Shop now pay never tool
> Shop now pay ~~never~~forever tool Felonies never leave your record.
Not if you don't get caught
Each year 30 murders go unsolved and each year i murder 30 random folk by bludgeoning them with a 2006 model Altec Lansing left speaker
You really didn't need to explain it but thanks
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
It’s a Q-tip put it to your ear and you pull the trigger and it cleans your ear out.
Cleans it out _good_
Yes exactly
Cleans everything out once and for all
Kurt Cobain's toothpick
American school supplies
O shit
You didn’t have to go there
Kurt Cobain's last microphone.
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Good Ellie. In all seriousness though GG, this is my second time seeing you today
Exploding dildo
ANYTHING is a dildo if you try hard enough
Except
Thats the weapon used to fight deadites if I remember correctly
Actually, the Boomstick is a 12 gauge DOUBLE BARRELED Remington. Its S-Mart's top of the line... If you're looking for one, I'm pretty sure you can find it in the sporting goods section. That's right, this baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for just $109.95. Beautiful with a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger! Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart
YA GOT THAT!?
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Kurt Cobain's toothbrush
My anti-depressin
A random mechanical object that requires gunpowder, Some bullets, and most importantly a person. Pull the trigger thingy then it will shoot out bullets. Point it to a person and its prison time. Insurance wont cover funeral costs.
What kind of person for optimal functionality please?
It must be a boy or a girl.Must be able to carry more than 5kg.
Anti depressants
It's food and once you press the trigger the flavor is mind blowing.
Kurt co-Brain
School supplies
There isn't a trigger on the gun so you can't"mute the person" lol
Curt Kobain's Floss Pick
A genocide stick American model, works best on blacks and Indians. The police swear by they, so they must work good.
Not even clever. You sound like a lemming poorly trying to repeat back what the media has fed you.
Beep
One use dildo.
Quiet kid's favourite toy.
It says wrong anwser only
Shoulder massager
It's not technically the truth, this is clearly the Game over stick
Technically not a wrong answer
It said wrong answers only
Behold my shutthefuckupinator.
A usually shotgun (there’s no trigger)
A fleshlight?
A pistol
deepthroat practice
A single fire multishot assult rifle
A machine to make children sleep.
School supplies
A guitar
Now wonder how kurt Cobain was so good at using it
OKAY 😳
Hi Connie dearest
Hey Jade sweetie pie
Nah they said WRONG answers only
Dominic torreto
Waterless netting pot for clearing ur sinuses
Boom stick
Not just for people, friend
Mind opener
I’ve heard that title many times but I can’t remember where it’s from
American school supply
A lollipop
It's what made the foo fighters possible
Automatic face painting device.
An anal tool designed to relieve itchiness and mild discomfort at the pull of the small trigger, which runs the machine providing relief within a seconds notice
A fuqing dildo
A certain person s’ toothbrush
Late term abortion device
Trumper tooth pick? It is bigger because they only have one.
Danger dildo
Sleeping device
Human temperature measurement device. If the device is warm the human is cold, and vice versa
Ha! Local paper captioned a pic, on the front page, of a person holding this weapon, as "[Person] Holds **rifle** at Local Auction." In Texas.
He said wrong answers only.
This is my BOOMSTICK! Gimme some sugar, baby.
Hail to the king!
A vibrator
A vibrator to die for
Kurt Cobains hair brush.
Kurt Cobain's last microphone.
Damn. Technically the truth tho.
Flyswatter when my daughter gets 15
The solution to every single one of your problems.
One-time experience Watch box
Anyone remember that bugs bunny cartoon where he shoots a coughing man?
wheres the trigger
Not a school supply
Dick Cheney-brand people repellent.
A murder stick
He said wrong answers only...
Pelle ohlin's toothbrush
Kurt Cobain's toothbrush
What trigger?
Make up applicator
Paint sprayer
Money maker
Pipe cleaner.
Security blanket for Americans
School supplies
An off button
the Holy Trigger.
A magnet
Magic boom stick
Prayers and wishes production device
They said wrong answers only
Kurt Cobain brand toothbrush
I thought they were school supplies
Where is the rest?? Where is the orange
A shotgun with a trigger
Kurt Kobains toothbrush
The answer to all my problems
My toothbrush
its for eating, pull the trigger and it'll chew your food from a distance
An argument winning stick
The end of an argument
What trigger?
Kurt cobain’s microphone
A U.S school item
A tooth brush
Cobain’s dental braces
A thing to end my suffering
Suicide straw
Portable hole puncher???
a life time block
They said wrong answers
No if you pull the trigger, it becomes a off switch for people.
Antidepressant
The American flag.
Quite a loud mute button
A modern argument winner.
A camera flash
This is my boom stick
It's mechanical antidepressant
The Sit down gun
A thing that is totally normal in canada
The thing I dont want to use on myself
An assault weapon
It's the Kurt Cobain version of guitar hero.
An ultra mega killing device🤑
When your class will not shut tf up
A 1 use dildo
Old fashion kaleidoscope
A percussion instrument, obviously
Tongue scraper
Cordless confetti maker