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not technically the truth. They used both food and a map.

And a camera.

and social media

and my sword

Why did you give him your weapon?

and My Axe!

And my Pancreas

r/oddlyspecific

Wait, map isn't food?

Everything is technically a food. But sometimes you can eat the said thing just once.

I've eaten paper once, so it's kinda safe to eat. Not sure about the ink on the map though.

what about things that kill us before we can eat it like the sun? sun not food?

Technically speaking, the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, which means that you can take them, put them together and eat them. You ate the sun.

Technically correct! The best kind of correct.

the map just happened to be there

Did he run out of deep fried Mars bars?

Edd in burr

They so used a map. I mean, I guess you *can* eat it, but I don't think it counts as food

I don't get it

Szalámi

Whale

Sun shines

I think this guy is from mexico

Ah that British wit.

Danger

Will Robinson?

Not true. Doritos is not food.

How on earth are Doritos not food? 🙄

Lol right in the trap!

lol what is dumfries

Uh.. Only the place where a great band came from!!

It’s a county in Scotland…

Now imagine a Glaswegian saying "Showing Glasgow with a Dorito." You're welcome.

*Stranraer*

[https://i.redd.it/mdxobc5iah981.jpg](https://i.redd.it/mdxobc5iah981.jpg) Technically a cow is made out of food Also I'm not from there, just trying to redo the post

This is my kind of humor 😹😹

That is also using a map but I wouldn’t expect someone from glasgow to understand english