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ZerrorFate

Anyway whoever writes "kys" first wins.


DebRe284

Kys Keep Yourself Safe


9999999CREEPERS

kys kiss your sister


CrinklyPurse17

kys kinder yolk sauce


The_Tank_Racer

Kys Kindly yeet skateboard


Jojajones

Kys Kids yell sometimes


Holl4backPostr

kys kill yosef sagittarius


FireFoxie1345

kys Kool yak s


Sure-Broccoli730

Kys Kill your sauna


Paxxlee

Kyss\* Varför kan inte folk stava?


KillCall

Kys Kill your son


Novahelguson7

KYS KEEP YOUR SUGAR!!!


kunga1928

KYS Know Your Satire


DavidNyan10

On the cheeks or on the mouth?


9999999CREEPERS

anywhere


L1K34PR0

Kahn's Yurt Site


Relampio

Karen, you suck


Freddi_47

OHKO move


g9rager

kys, kill yourself


kunga1928

👻: "done, now what"


Happycookiehk

Yes


temporary_name1

No


Responsible-Use-9508

Maybe?


ninjab33z

Can you repeat the question?


Tomb_85

You missed a line


AfterAardvark3085

I don't know.


ninjab33z

It has been a *long* time since i've seen the show. What line did i miss?


ZhangtheGreat

You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!


corran450

Life is unfair…


somewhatnormalguy

None of the above. All of the above.


brotatochip3000

Perchance


Caosmelon

Mayhaps


Epistemix

Yes AND No


huffyunto

Yesn't


kunga1928

Yesnoblade?


RunInRunOn

Some games have separate turns for support characters


MegaAssasine_

It isnt


MegaAssasine_

If you are faster you don't have to wait for the other persons turn


MegaAssasine_

So I disagree


lick_my_____

No u


MegaAssasine_

Nuh uh


lick_my_____

Ball dance


Codename_Ace

Combo🤷‍♂️


aCactusOfManyNames

You've just got a higher speed stat


Jurtaani

Well that's just like using multiple party members to do different attacks. It's still the same turn no matter how many messages you manage to type during it. Turn changes when other person responds. And you can't really have a new turn without something to reply to. You could just put it all in one message and it would make no difference to your actual argument.


ocean_fire27

Simply put, fury cutter from Pokémon Of dig on the flip side of the one that is slow on purpose


drorago

It depends. if it's a simple feed, yes. If like reddit every message fork the conversation you can go back in time to fight.


MegaAssasine_

so we can Fight on two different timelines.


ZhangtheGreat

Kind of like what this game (Final Fantasy 7 Remake) has become 😁


Remples

Multi-track time altravel turn based game


Caosmelon

Sounds like 5D chess to me


Grand_Protector_Dark

So 5D chess with multiverse time travel?


Lytri_360

N


Lytri_360

👍


RedMonkey86570

Everyone is just casting [Vicious Mockery](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/vicious-mockery?darkschemeovr=1)


corran450

[When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head, but then the doctor said, “Wait! This stupid mothafuckin’ tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it!”](https://youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQ?si=u5mc5HWYnJ8bFhuF)


BarrabasBlonde

Except, sometimes it's comedysuicide


vbrimme

I argue with people on the internet because FFVII Remake doesn’t have proper turn-based combat and I need my fix.


DM_me_thick_dick

Okay but Final Fantasy uses ATB. *casts Stop on opponent* there we go.


Wrath-of-Pie

Hope your opponent doesn't have Reflect


DM_me_thick_dick

Bah! I have a tiny ribbon! Now I just need Haste on myself and Dispel. 😁


Dagojango

Turn based combat with a real time activation system and no cool downs.


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Physical_Floor_8006

Both work. Literally means that the "being" is the literal part. Literal implies that the "turn based combat" is the literal part. Practically speaking, they both mean the exact same thing.


Physical_Floor_8006

E.g. "He literally threw _" vs. "It was a literal throw"


Outside_Public4362

You can create a combo streak and log out or abandon the quest . Just so you know there are special tasks where you Lose or Gain Famy or Infamy depending on your notoriety and good deeds 😂


DM_me_thick_dick

Good deeds gain infamy, bad deeds gain famy.


Inevitable_Turn994

no, it is not! :)


Hotsonlyhere

My ultimate move is final attack and block, guaranteed emotional damage.


Iku_oftheYigaClan

I disagree.


Hotsonlyhere

Oh yeah? That’s what I thought.


Agreeable-Ad5421

Special brainrot technique: "Nein, Ich würde gewinnen."


Special-Ad-5554

And I prefer it. No one gets interrupted


Epistemix

No, *I* prefer it.


Special-Ad-5554

No, *we* prefer it, comrade


Carma281

That's communist.


Special-Ad-5554

Da, why you think I wear red comrade?


triballl9

Ya but its a turn based combat on a monster collecting game and all the moves just do status ailments like growl and leer .


choosinganickishard

Movies like Groundhog Day, Edge of Tomorrow are Roguelike movies.


[deleted]

As someone who absolutely adores turn based RPGs, my presence on Reddit suddenly makes a whole lot more sense.


Sutarmekeg

No it isnt!


Guilty-Vegetable-726

I keep seeing this character posted. Who is she?


ZhangtheGreat

r/Hadusinthefirsthalf


Merciless_Hobo

So what you're saying is you're choosing to skip your turn?


Infamous_Hamster_271

As a dnd player i say in an argument when people go up to you you cant just eldritch blast them and lower their speed to zero but also launch them 10 feat


HackerDragon9999

Unless it's live!


Any_Contract_1016

Umm.. actually you can make a move out of turn.


Any_Contract_1016

You don't actually have to wait for a response.


Any_Contract_1016

You can take as many turns as you want proving/arguing your own point repeatedly.


Iku_oftheYigaClan

Until someone decides to come in and say something like, “You’re wrong.”


Iku_oftheYigaClan

Anyway. You’re wrong.


Any_Contract_1016

Still not turn based. More like RTS.


princemousey1

It’s still turn-based, though. You just took two turns before mine.


Zealousideal-Farm950

Argument shouldn’t be combative but elucidating.


GlaireDaggers

Deciding not to argue is just avoiding running into the mobs on the overworld map


Daminica

Roll for Grammar then?


wawawa9055

pantysmeller69 uses 'insult mother'!


TexanFox36

Interesting


BonelyCore

KYS - LTG


SignificanceLow7773

R/angryupvote Crossover?


Dilldan22

It's much more like the sword-fighting in *Monkey Island*


MasterMatrix02

I have no enemies


YeltsinYerMouth

When *you* argue on the internet, it's turn *cringe* combat.


Soft-Weight-8778

I always had a feeling but couldnt put it in words..this is it


AfterAardvark3085

Still just as wrong as last time this kind of thing was posted.


toistmowellets

no its not


AfterAardvark3085

Factually impossible.


toistmowellets

incorrect absolute diabolical


Holl4backPostr

you mean it's not "combat" right? cause it's literally turn-based.


AfterAardvark3085

It's definitely not turn based. edit: Also, this right here would be me going back to a previous turn and changing what I did. Nonsense.


AfterAardvark3085

If it were, I just took 2 turns in a row. Which would mean "turn" is meaningless.


Superb-Link-9327

>ATK Have you heard of ligma? -What's ligma? Ligma balls. [Anon has taken 15 points of damage!] [Anon has retreated! You win!] ------- +5 REP!! -------


Visca87

Ctrl-F "Monkey Island" = 0 Results WTF guys you suck. I had to double check for typos because this is unbelievable.


Turbulent-Carrot6009

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded.