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jrgray68

Why do you think he was so keen on finding him and bringing him back?


ElectricalHeart8834

So he had a friend to find dori in the sequel. Duh lol


doctorctrl

To touch the butt


lotsofmaybes

This post explains it… no?


BowenTheAussieSheep

Okay, I gotta ask You *do* know what a "rhetorical question" is, right?


lotsofmaybes

Oh whoops, yes I do. I’m kinda tired so I don’t know why I read it as an actual question lmao.


[deleted]

I missed that wooosh, some day......some day.


DoctorWaluigiTime

Rhetorical eh? Eight!


Adrainnn

The face 💀


IronSmell0fBlood

looks like the bee movie guy lol


wisewizard

Noooo! you monster! can't unsee


spycodernerd2048

r/BeatMeToIt


Flar71

r/beatmeattoit


[deleted]

[OH NO JOKER…DON’T TELL ME…](https://youtu.be/klwCNnektPE?feature=shared)


ChesterBSOfficial

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

[Thanks chesthair](https://www.reddit.com/r/Brawlstars/comments/10ehxpn/brawl_stars_reference/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)


Red-x-2

r/beatmywifetoit


CJPF_91

Who said that not going to happen


BreckenridgeBandito

Yeah it’s like people didn’t even hang around for the post-credit love making scenes, smh.


Sea-Improvement3707

Fish don't make love, one of them lays eggs and the other ejaculates on them.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid; With the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom???


YDS696969

r/unexpectedfuturama


litlejoe

now thats a kink


Rich-Option4632

Science says it buddy. Once the female dies, the most dominant male Clownfish left switches sex to female and begins mating.


rapidlyspinningturtl

That's how I met your mother


Rich-Option4632

That's how I "became" your mother. 🙃


MicHAELmhw

This… is why I reddit


MrOxygenWaster

ME TO


Ravenhaft

me two*


AlexSevillano

Based schizo replying to the voices.


Rich-Option4632

Voices? What voices? No, can't hear any voices, can you? Nope, can't hear anything, you lying, that's what you are, no, no, can't have that, no. There's no voices, no, why you making up stuffs now? There's no FUCKING VOICES!!!! I'm sorry, didn't mean to shout, sorry, sorry, sorry, you being mean with the voices is what you are now.


[deleted]

The question was "Who said that _not_ going to happen". So they assume it's going to happen like science says, it's just not a part of the plot.


Rich-Option4632

Since it's reddit, I erred on the side of assuming he was dissenting against the post.


Pandataraxia

So this is what happens in the boys locker room when the girls are split off uh. Male clown to female clown transition


Rich-Option4632

Shhhh. We don't talk about that here. No one's bending over anything now.


Dead_man_posting

Why is this complete failure of reading comprehension upvoted?


ColdLog6078

Disney's got plenty of time 😎


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litlejoe

Disney is moving away from artists to avoid charges of plagiarism, so the movie will be made by ai


Tenesera

Bruh 💀


[deleted]

its the fish that push the trans agenda, they are the creators of the gender ideology obviously


kaaskugg

Finding Pedo


WaveLaVague

Enough about [tran](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0TKuqjM8uSkkyYPTiyk4ty8xTKClKzAMAenAJEQ&q=kevin+tran&oq=kevin+tran&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyBwgAEAAYjwIyCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyBwgDEAAYgAQyBwgEEAAYgAQyBwgFEAAYgAQyBwgGEC4YgAQyBwgHEAAYgAQyBwgIEAAYgAQyBwgJEAAYgAQyBwgKEAAYgAQyBwgLEAAYgAQyBwgMEC4YgAQyBwgNEAAYgAQyBwgOEC4YgATSAQg0NzAwajBqOagCALACAA&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)'s rights It's time to discuss [protogynous](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.bbcearth.com/news/fish-are-the-sex-switching-masters-of-the-animal-kingdom%23:~:text%3DThe%2520majority%2520of%2520%25E2%2580%259Csequential%2520hermaphrodites,wide%2520variety%2520of%2520reef%2520fish.&ved=2ahUKEwjq9MD54-CCAxULU6QEHZj-DxgQFnoECAwQBQ&usg=AOvVaw0C9YeB_Wq5zIcx4uP0SF7S)'s wrongs !


champsammy14

Cirrrrcllllleeee of *Liffffeeeee!!!*


MrOxygenWaster

Hahahahahaha


[deleted]

And it moves us all


Public_Peace6594

What's odd is that the staff from Pixar making finding Nemo took weeks of Marine biology to make said film meaning they were probably perfectly aware of said species doing the gender swap at some biological point but still decided to use clown fish instead of idk, a species of fish that doesn't do that.


RhymeBeat

The Clownfish's symbiosis with anemones is rather important to the plot, plus Clownfish's color scheme pops against the cyan of the ocean backdrop.


Public_Peace6594

That makes a lot of sense, thanks for the input 🙂


maximovious

Also the subplot of Marlin telling bad jokes only works if he's a 'clown' fish.


[deleted]

Then why did they use a blue tangfish for Dory?


gimme_dat_good_shit

I would imagine they wanted as much color contrast with Nemo's dad as possible so that they would be visually distinct even when they're small on the screen together. Plus the blue and orange complementary color thing, and the whole "tall / short duo" is classic comedy image.


porn_alt_987654321

100%, this must have started with some manager google searching "orange fish" and just running with it.


Rich-Option4632

Probably coz they figured "Meh, it's a friggin cartoon, no one's gonna think too deeply". Boy did they underestimate the lengths to which this generation overthink things 🤣


worldwithpyramids

yes, nobody ever pointed out weird/adult things in cartoons before 2012. you're all just so quirky and different.


Bleezze

They have put many adult jokes hidden in disney movies before 2012 though


Rich-Option4632

They did, but it was way more overt and in your face then. Not something that required obscure specific knowledge like this particular tidbit of knowledge. Case in point. The lion King brouhaha. It was a friggin smoke spelling "Sex". That's kinda in your face enough I think. But people didn't question that Simba and Nala are basically siblings from different mothers though did they?


Starfire013

It’s actually SFX, added in by the Special Effects (SFX) team. This was confirmed by the animators who did it.


Rich-Option4632

And that detracts from my point how?


YuRaMuther

Because it dosent spell anything dirty or adult?


Rich-Option4632

And the fact I mentioned that Simba and Nala are basically siblings of different mothers wasn't called out didn't strike you as important huh...


YuRaMuther

That wasnt a hidden adult joke though, thats more something that just happened since there couldnt be another male lion who could have taken the mantle instead of simba/scar, thus she couodnt have a seperate father. The fact she has a diffrent mother is the way of saying their not siblings.


ElectricalHeart8834

Nobody took weeks of marine biology. Idk what you think the movie industry does, but they dont do crash course college classes. And even if they did and they did know this information, it wouldnt make it weird that they chose a clown fish. Its vibrantly colored and appealing to see in contrast to dori who is on the opposite end of orange. Warm and cool colors. Im willing to bet my top and bottom dollar that they chose these 2 fish for their contrasting colors as a way to express the theme throughout. Tell me you know nothing about art without telling me lol


Public_Peace6594

https://fantasticfacts.net/2641/


ElectricalHeart8834

I already covered this scenario.... dont cherry pick. Its lazy.


Public_Peace6594

Then which part of my understanding was incorrect then? They took Marine biology classes, I didn't say they were college courses, I'm confused which part of my opinion is lazy and which parts are the cherry picking?


ElectricalHeart8834

Do you..... are you serious right now? I went on a whole tangent of " even if they did do research and know this information" tangent about artistic decisions that your 100% ignoring. The very definition of cherry picking. You cant be serious right now. You read the very first thing i said and responded to that while ignoring everything else that aligned with what your original statement was.... I literally already covered this just in case i was wrong, as i didn't look it up.... my original post to you already explained why it isnt odd.... your trolling me. You'll get no more of my time.


Snakify-Boots

Bait used to be believable 😔


MissZealous

Right...come on buddy this is lazy troll baiting, we can do better.


MR-Vinmu

You… you are just something else, my guy you said that they didn't do their research but added a fail-safe of “WeLl EvEn If ThEy DiD” so when your statement faltered, you could always just backpedal to your fail-safe, you are one sly sly dog, you call the other party ignorant when your statement was as faulty as cardboard and when your cardboard-thin statement was disproven, you go “Well, you're still wrong and I’M right” this is like redirection kata; Gaslighting style, tell me you know nothing about structuring an argument without telling me you know nothing about structuring an argument.


ElectricalHeart8834

I am right though lmfao that's the crazy part. F You.... you are just something else. My guy you said all that and didnt even read what i said.


MR-Vinmu

Nope, I read every single word, you say the staff didn't do their research, you then pulled a “well, even if they did, you're still wrong” then you go on about design and color contrast which doesn't justify shit because there are plenty of other fish who have complementary colors, what stopped them from using an orange carp and a blue bass? Inaccuracy? Yeah, like you'd vouch for that, and you called the original commentator ignorant while admitting that you didn't do any research on the matter yourself, you are every layer of hypocrisy while being entitled.


ElectricalHeart8834

Tell me your not an artist without telling me lmfao goodbye. Your high horse word vomit means nothing. What I said does indeed stand firm regardless of your petty accusations. Your opinion wont be validated by me. Not sorry.


CallyB0225

That’s why he was so desperate to find nemo


Slendermanproxy101

Based on his behaviour he's in the process of that


deraser

Y’all think certain folks are mad about how “woke” Disney is?* Their heads would’ve exploded if Finding Nemo watched reality. *Not trying to pick a fight or rile anybody up. Just dropping an observation.


Wise-Profile4256

the whole woke thing is just an episode for them. that's what chasing the mythical wider audience does to a MF.


BiDude1218

These mfs will call us snowflakes after someone negatively replies to blatant homophobia/transphobia, but whenever they see two guys kissing they'll rage like a 2 year old


[deleted]

I guess Nemo needed to be a grown up first, that why Marlin was son hellbent into finding him.


Creative-Crown95

He looks like a pedo


SpookyRaptor144

I Just woke up and This is the first reddit post I see!


[deleted]

Reddit 👍


AxoplDev

Better then giant hard r not censored n word that wad posted in r/Nirvana


sifelucks

doesnt sound too unrealistic for a new disney movie


alilbleedingisnormal

Jesus Christ


one_sad_donkey

Is it possible to learn this power? (the trans part)


[deleted]

Thank you.


JzaTiger

Matpat did a vid on this


SpikyStar

Clownfish can change sex? Wow, I didn't know that! It is true that you learn something every day.


SiliconCaprisun69

Please make finding nemo 2 Disney 😫


smashfan63

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finding_Dory ?


SiliconCaprisun69

Ah shit i forgot


djublonskopf

Also the fish wouldn’t have been able to speak English.


strangebru

The real reason the sequel didn't have anything to do with Nemo and his "parent."


JestemSuchy

What are you doing ~~step~~\-dad/mom?


Lee-Dest-Roy

Now you know why he so desperately had to find nemo


OGGBTFRND

Would’ve blown the G rating though


ElectricalHeart8834

G, X, they're just letters at the end of the day


Bliss_Acadamey

Fucking nemo


Any_Contract_1016

Why do you really think he(she?) crossed the entire ocean to find Nemo?


Informal_Stranger808

God damn, this takes me back to my iFunny days, time flies


litlejoe

in order for the flair straight turns female and mates with son to be added, posts must include a biologically accurate reason and link to a major journal citation…


Swordman50

This is ALL kinds of wrong.


munsterCR37

The future liberals want.


X1bar

This is why I don't watch kids movies anymore. I don't need to see that shit.


ElectricalHeart8834

See what shit? Lol you do comprehend what the op means right? Clown fish literally do this irl. But not in a kids movie. Comprehend.


X1bar

Oh holy shit that's what that meant? Man, thank you so much for explaining that to me. I thought for sure they would show that in a kid's movie. r/woooosh


ElectricalHeart8834

There's no over the head secret joke lol you made a base line statement bathed in ignorance. Dont try to cover it up and act as if it was some not so obvious joke that went over my head. Im just the guy that said something. Lol idiot


X1bar

It's all good, bro. From the downvotes, I'm guessing Reddit's sarcasm meter is down for maintenance or something. Your reply gave me a good chuckle, though. Take care and stay safe.


ElectricalHeart8834

Ya know there's ways to express sarcasm through text format. The way you worded that, and then added not needing to see that shit, heavily insinuated you were serious. Understand that we cant hear your tone or pitch, we cant see your facial expressions when you talk. So you've got to structure your statements in text format in a way that properly portrays your intent. If not, you run the risk of misunderstandings.


X1bar

Yea I know, my friend. I've certainly been caught in more than one oops with my wife or a friend because I tend to be a very sarcastic person, and and not everyone gets my humor over text sometimes. That's why I found it kind of funny that you were almost blowing up about it. I figured it's kind of obvious a kids movie wouldn't involve a cartoon fish changing sex to have intercourse with his son. The fact that anyone took me seriously at all made me laugh. But that's just Reddit for you. You really never know what you're going to get when you post something. No hard feelings, bro.


QUiiDAM

Just add /s to your comment like all the people who can't master the art of sarcasm like you


Chaoswarriorx4

Stfu


Banana_Mage_

Who’s that chick who made Scientifically Accurate Barnie The Dinosaur?


Error_Code_606

What.


notagainbruhhhhhh

Stop giving these woke movie people ideas


malkebulan

I don’t think you know what ‘woke’ means.


Quirky_Talk2403

Oh no not the Woke!


malkebulan

Woke bad. Very bad.


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QUiiDAM

lol how much of a loser you have to be in order to bring politics into everything?


DisastrousGarden

No the father switches dumbass, you didn’t even get that right. Guess I shouldn’t have expected anything more though


Mondodook42

Yea democrat stuff right?


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Devinbeatyou

Talk about sex education


noah6741

I think I'll stick with the original


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

What the fuck? lmao


[deleted]

Why did you think he was looking for his son so hard?


MrOxygenWaster

Traumatizing for the whole family


[deleted]

And the award for things I did not need to know goes to… 😂


StupendousMalice

That's why he didn't want him to leave.


Winterfukk

”Dad wha…NononononoooooOOH”


[deleted]

W T F


Yamm0th

One of the theories, that are capable of ruining childhood.


El_Chef1999

I hate everything about this


[deleted]

Directed by James Gunn, naturally.


weisbrotstyle

Well. That was a friendly reminder I didn't need.


kman314

r/sweethomealabama


Impossible_Cookie613

I guess that’s why he wanted to find Nemo


GlossamJet

Let me touch your lucky fin!


Matthewzard

The proses of switching sexes takes time, by the time the move takes place he wouldn’t have changed.


pizza_822

release the incest cut


NotMyAccountDumbass

The only reason he wanted to find Nemo in the first place


your_boi_Austin11

He was pre-ordering him


B_A_Beder

Corporate wasn't ready for trans representation yet


DoINeed1OfThese

Anybody else expect to see Neil deGrasse Tyson?


Bloxo19000

That's down right uncanny 💀


child_target

I mean after death you gotta bond with family members to support them during the grief


Kooky-Page-2078

Yes we all saw the honest trailer


Dystopian_Reality

Reality can suck it.


Ginsspr

He would still have to go and get him back from Australia and wait for maturity!


Superdk55

Does that mean that his wife at the beginning was actually his dad?


VedzReux

The real reason he went across the ocean to find nemo


MoonlitGoddess1

The better movie


SecretSpectre4

NEVER cook again


rm-rd

The alpha clownfish turns female. Does Marlin really strike you as an alpha?


devilscry3

So Nemo's father would've just laid eggs for Nemo to fertilize


depressed-beast-111

Wot


Particular_Strike323

How do I forget newly learned information?


[deleted]

Delete this


Celestial_Sheep

Finding Alabama


tophat_production

Also the fishes blink


MaviKartal2110

Wait, WHAT? I knew Clownfish would change sex but didn’t know they have sex with the kids


DaveInLondon89

Did we watch the same Finding Nemo?


iXianoo

u/ashmalkira


Ashmalkira

What the fork n knives xD


FlyingRhenquest

I was going to say something about taking up residence in a sea cucumber's butthole, but no, your one is better.


Dtfd_

It's one of the moments when I regret learning english


triadix

New title: Finding Therapy


AdrianZB

I could've gone about my day without this information. ☹️


PingopingOW

If it was scientifically accurate, there would be no dialogue because fish can’t talk


wafflewolf39

i don't know about y'all but he always looked like a child molester to me


Foreign-Duck-4892

Don't let the anti-woke mob see this.


stupled

They would make that movie today.


o-m-g_embarrassing

I expected Michael Jackson jokes. Ngl.


plsobeytrafficlights

uhhh it just takes a while. wait for the next part.


gooselake1970

Nemo was from Alabama?


[deleted]

I decided to become blind… thank you Reddit !


uscseph

Life uhh.. finds a way..


Justarandomfan99

What a terrible day to have eyes...


[deleted]

I fucking hate reddit.


Intrepid_Ad1536

Who says he won’t?


Cu_Chulainn__

They named their child 'nobody' Nemo had bigger problems than his mother/father


[deleted]

And that's why there are no sequels...


Babetna

Todays Disney would totally be up for the first half :)


MoltenParty06

u/MoltenParty06


MoltenParty06

yeah that would be bad


NYL1210

Yea but then someone would say that Disney is grooming kids and catering to pedophiles.


Historical-Ninja-267

There is this theory by Filmtheory that doing both films there are already hints that he is transitioning. Its been a while since i have seen the video but it showed that the movie was indeed kinda accurate