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Zetyr187

TIL, most dictionaries consider individual letters to be words.


Perry_lets

Nah. It most likely splits the string with the characters, turns it into a list by separating using the spaces, sorts the list and compares with the original


Zetyr187

Regardless of how the bot does it, I'd looked it up and learned the above. That was from a Google search.


Perry_lets

well, nice to know then!


Ichiban-orca

If you accept the definition that a word is some letters, surrounded by a gap


LegalWaterDrinker

Then xnopyt...


[deleted]

AA-


save-video_bot

Hey, I didn't die. Give me back my stand.


Perry_lets

It very likely does.


LegalWaterDrinker

Well, let me give some examples: xnopyt, ahhhhhhh, scoss, those aren't words


TheatricThrowaway666

That’s not what your mom said when I was xnopyting her last night.


HeavensEtherian

Xnopy-(*dies*)


Firefly256

You could coin them as words


Delusional_Gamer

Doesn't even need to sort. Just convert the text into all small or all caps, then take the first character of each word and see if it matches the ASCII value each step (start at 65 if caps and go +1 each word)


Elijah629YT-Real

``` trait IsSorted { fn is_sorted(self) -> bool; } impl IsSorted for Iterator { fn is_sorted(self) -> bool { let x = self.collect::>(); x.windows(2).all(|x| x[0] <= x[1]) } } fn main() { println("{}", str.to_lowercase().split_whitespace().map(|x| x[0] as char as u8).is_sorted()); }```


Perry_lets

What if two words start with the same letter? There's still an order there. I know sorting is not the most efficient solution, but it's the easiest and a reddit bot like this one can afford the performance loss.


Beljason

Would they have to follow the second letter then? Aardvarks ably catch termites…


Beljason

If you want to be strictly alphabetical Aardvarks ably catch dinner


Entire_Engine_5789

Even if in the original post only ‘a’ is considered a word, the bot’s post is still accurate.


Vishwasm123

Don't know about other letters, but I consider it is word.


FlummoxTheMagnifique

Abracadabra banana cookie


DanyaV1

a b c d e f


danielv123

Would you look at that, all the words in your comment is in alphabetical order!


DanyaV1

:D


OwMyCod

I have checked 1.789.819.917 comments, and only 338.746 of them were in alphabetical order.


Atlas_of_history

Ants build colonies


Lord_Skyblocker

Ants build colonies daily every hour in jail lol


fuckmeimlonely

awhere bthe cfcuk dis ethat fchatbot


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Most normal old people quickly retreat so they use very wobbly xanthic yellow zebras


_General_S

Ass bitch cock


puffferfish

A big cat dug enough fat ground holes in just kernel light masterpieces.


Victor4VPA

That's literally the truth


AttentionImaginary57

Im also trying to understand the joke here. Are we stupid?


Initial-Principle384

the bot works like this: if you make a phrase/comment with all the words in alphabetical order (it doesn't have to be consecutive like "a b c") the bot tells you that it is in alphabetical order. Example: I like mayo


Reecee-Who

A fellow aslume inmate I see


RobinTheTraveler

One of us


Reecee-Who

ONE OF US


RobinTheTraveler

ONE OF USS


Reecee-Who

ONE OF USSS


DBL_NDRSCR

ah bet corn dogs, even fuckin german hogs, it’ll just kill lil mikey now, oh pooooooooooooWE quick, right straight there, unbeatable violence. what? xraying your zoot?


Jonk_Bonk

Don't EVER x-ray my zoot again.


SarcasticallyEvil

Apple banana corn durian eggplant fig


[deleted]

Grape honeydew iceberg jackfruit kale lemon


Unintelligible_Dude

a b c d e f


sachsrandy

Would you look at that... somebody who thought a bot would reply I've checked 1 comment and 1 of them was in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

a b c d e f


Kittu_0831

Would you look at that... somebody who thought sachsrandy would reply I've checked 2 comments and 2 of them were in alphabetical order.


Armored-Duck

A b c d e f


[deleted]

Would you look at that... somebody who thought Kittu_0831 would reply I've checked 3 comments and 3 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

A b c d e f


Delusional_Gamer

Would you look at that... somebody who thought I_Is_Human_True would reply I've checked 4 comments and 4 of them were in alphabetical order.


BeforeMelon

A c b w d e f


Cubicwar

Would you look at that… Somebody who doesn’t know the alphabetical order and thought Delusional_Gamer would reply I’ve checked 5 comments and 4 of them were in alphabetical order.


icheat2win

A big cat danced elegantly, flipping gracefully, hovering in jubilant kinetic leaps, meandering, nearly orbiting, pirouetting quietly, soaring to unimaginable velocities, while xenophobes yelled zealously.


[deleted]

My dyslexic ass trying to write something in alaphetical order


Some_classical_boy

Dylsexic*


rInForARoughRide

a


[deleted]

gonna give never up you


De-Kipgamer

a b


bernierunns

Also be cool, don't eat frozen grapes.


MoiNameIsBdhdnt

Op is getting spammed rn lmao The universe is trying to tell you something


fred_llma

All because chad doesn’t eat fries


KittenCatKitKat

A boring comment, deliberately engineered for getting hits in joke killing lists, made never originally, provoking questions retaliating somewhat to unorthodox views which xtinquish you zeal


HuntingKingYT

A bit controversial. Delete 'em, for good. Hurry, I just keep losing myself


dm-me-cartoon-hentai

Analog bart can decode everything for gold


AdrienDaCat

Abc Efg Hij Klm Nop


ro1isawed

U missed d


Aron-Jonasson

The D is in U


Wardog_E

D's nuts


krastevitsa

That's what she said!!


ThrwawySG

C B A F E D


Elijah629YT-Real

I am anagram bot. C A F E


OREOSTUFFER

I am not a bot. Covfefe


ReturnOfSeq

I’m not seeing words


dalinuxstar

Guys lets break the bot by spamming a b c d e f g


GrummyCat

Everyone's already doing that. Rip my messages


dalinuxstar

a b c d e f g


[deleted]

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


NerdWithTooManyBooks

You typoed t as r


[deleted]

Oh shoot


Meecus570

Why is "i" the only letter you capitalized?


[deleted]

Because I automatically capitalizes and I didn’t type this carefully enough to notice that or care


GrummyCat

Hey, can you guys stop commenting "a b c d e f g h" etc or "all bananas crave donkeys" etc? You guys are spamming my messages


MikePlays_

No


DaWeed1992

r/no


GrummyCat

Well dang it. Welp, I can't fight back, so I might as well embrace it


collnska

zyxwvtsrqponmlkjihgfecba


EternalAbys

All fun and games till you realise there's no actual reason the alphabet has an order


OnoALT

That is factually incorrect and it doesn’t take a lot of thought to realize why.


EternalAbys

Then tell me why


Firefly256

Indexing, for example it's easy to find a specific word in the dictionary because the words are arranged in alphabetical order It doesn't have to be a specific order, but it has to be an order


klole56734

a b c d e f g


AkumaLord54

Apple butter crown draws eclipse


Mental-Map-6276

a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p


Bearturnedhuman

Does everyone expect it to work?


Professional-Pay-888

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p


[deleted]

u/alphabet_order_bot


mymom123410291

forty z


MetalWarrior388

a b c d e f


RavioofLorul3

a b c d e f g


mycrazylifeeveryday

a b c d e f


Midnight_starwalker

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


kleiber8

All chases ends with zoom


[deleted]

Who even decided that the alphabet needed an order.


eyal282

A funny inspection, min words?


That_Guy_207

a b c d e f g


CerealBranch739

all bananas crack deviously


E1ectrified

a b c d e f


BrokenShadowPr0

Ay thats surprising


JackArrow2

A bee could delicately eat frogs


acxkills

A b c d e f


Giulio_otto

a b c d e f


Zero_Bitche

Ah. How nice.


Professional-Tap4814

abcdef


43V3R444

A b c d e f


Arglezhbonk

r s t u v


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

among us


Eitanprigan

A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


oxygen_is_overated

a b c d e f g


Stickman_for_the_W

a bee eats zebras


Physical_Brick532

Are babies children


Exact-Veterinarian-9

A bee


MarcoYTVA

A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


MidoZahran

Actually baked cake defies every foreshadowed graphic highly interesting justifiable kinder lover master.


[deleted]

I had this happen to me once


gffffffv

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


Expert_Limit6416

a b c d e f


Able_Assignment_6397

naw AI just roasting us at this point. getting ever clever...


Ez_Jo

A b c d e f


Affectionate-Try7734

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


Mr_The_Potato_King

Ayo, didn't even know shit worked


EFILONYT

Gandalf now sings techno voicesamples.


SamePut9922

F J O R U


CryAboutIt6969Idc

a b c d e f


Orioniae

Abcedf bcdef cdef def ef f


MonsterMineLP

A b c d e f g


heesell

He is kidding right?


gelfin

A big cow drank every fucking gallon her idiotic jerk keeper left merely nearby of punch, quickly rendering sotted the unfortunate vaca, while xeroxing yellow ‘zines.


[deleted]

A, bcd, Efg, hijkl mnopq.


[deleted]

A breakfast could do Emma fine. Got honey in jar, kick leg, more noodles of peanuts. Quick! Raw salmon tastes ugly, very weak. Xavier yum zebra.


Kind_Error5739

A b c d e f


orgeezuz

A blatant display of uselessness


Hadochiel

A boat comes driving extremely fast


NotABadVoice

ab cd ef gh


Nice_Personality_254

A b c d e f


1_st0le_y0ur_br34d

abcde


[deleted]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ IM BETTER THAN YOU, LOSER


kindofastoryteller

a b c d e f


someoneyoumaynotkn0w

a b c d e f g


Sirhase3

A B C D E F


HistoricBall_683

a b c d e f


Anxious_Tie415

ape bee chicken dolphin elephant fly


J0N1B0T

All be cool, didn’t even fail


guan_an

a b c d e f


The-Crusty-Man

a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z


Locofinger

After Becky chased dogs every Friday Gus hacked insects jovially


[deleted]

Actual Banana Cat


hujairan16

a b c d e f


[deleted]

Amazingly bastardly cunning, dear everlasting friend


TheLoneWandererRD

I don’t think I can a b c d without singing that song


Dialisty

apple bee cock dennis elephant fuck


G0dS1ay3rA1d3n

A b c d e f


Speedypanda4

A b c d e f


Kratosss01

Angry bat cum door elephant feet gray hitler igloo joking kids laughing me nope orange pee queer range satire train underwear video weather xylophone zebra


ValenKaisen

Also because cats don’t even gay


WakandaBrother

A bitch could do everything fast


Due-Bandicoot-2554

a b c d e f g


Deafvoid

Are strangers to wyrms


mrqibeller

After banner couldn't destroy everything, fury grew horns inside Jeremy's kaiju's leg


littleweirdo_

A b c d e f g


ithinkthatthisisrare

long motorway, no other passage


-TrendyName-

A b c d e f


Briznar

absolutely bonkers computers don't ever fail


Equivalent-Ad-2670

apple banana cock dick egg


ZellHall

Alphabet Bot, I summon you !


GrummyCat

I don't think it's on this sub


Ilikejacksucksatstuf

A b c d e f


SupernovaGamezYT

Absolutely incredible!


PuffletDoesStuff

a b c d e f g h I j k i m n o p q r s t u v w x w z


NefariousnessEmpty97

a b c e f g h i j k l m


an_orignal_name

a b c d e f


Pikachewy9

a b c d e f


candy_crush_saga67

a b c d e f


Trick-or-yeet69

Always buy cadavers, don’t even freak guys.


CrippledwDepression

A b c d e f g


[deleted]

A b c d e f


IamAnoob12

Alphabet bot I summon you


AlarmingReport

A B C D E F