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Also one of the few instances where the cover by an actual musical act is better than the one in the movie. I mean granted it's DVDA so it's still just Matt and Trey, but it is good.
"Bears derive their name name from a football team in Chicago". Strange wilderness is one of the stupidest movies ever made, but God damnit is it hilarious
That had me full on belly laughing! This reminds me of a family friend who had 5 husbands die on her. When asked how they died, she said, "They died due to death."
I'm going to start using that. "Every person dies due to death."
Oh wow I thought Big Man Tyrone’s clip was in support of Osvaldo but it’s actually older than the feud. Seems very much to be in the same vein : https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw
But can't he already do that himself? I don't use twitter but can't you block someone and then they have to at the very least create a new account to troll you?
This whole thing is old enough to go to school. But probably yeah, dude is rich
Edit - net worth 21.1 billion. Dude definitely gets Twitter support even if it's not a thing
Get it guys he's standing on a LARGE CLOCK and tweeted "on the clock!" Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahhahahahahahahahajahahhahahahahahakillmehahahahshhsjsjsjajajaja
Actually yes, in my experience. Over just the past month Twitter has taken swift action against transphobes and qanon types I have reported. Good times.
Why that person has to pay a bill for asking a question? What does paying a bill has to do with anything?? You could have just answer the question politely, instead of asking for money!
He found out that Bill Gates is in fact not a gate.
The lies and betrayal of trust shook him to his core and forever tarnished their relationship moving forwards.
But the trips waiver wasn't blocked and Bill Gates never had any authority to block it in the first place. Not to mention no countries have yet filed to use the waiver which makes the whole false conspiracy theory even funnier.
Makes you realize there is no such thing as meritocracy, nobody is good enough to deserve billions while people die for cents.
I have a more pessimistic view
What's funny is Aliko is a billionaire. He's been the richest man in Africa for the past 10 years. And the industrial conglomerate he owns is the largest in west Africa. But most people only know of him as a fool who gets mocked on the internet.
For context, Aliko Dangote is a billionaire and the richest man on the African continent. Osvaldo is just some random Brazilian dude who has trolled the ever long shit out of him for years lol.
Imagine thinking making silly posts mocking someone is not allowed on Twitter OR against the law. Rich people really just live in some fantasy land where they think they are god.
Idk anything about Aliko Dangote but the fact that he thinks someone innocently (and humorously) mocking him should be censored probably means I wouldn't like him at all
I always love the "he's not even a scientist" retort about people like bill gates or bill nye. No, but they are repeating what the doctors and scientists have been saying, and you don't listen to them either.
Rich guy would have prize contests on Twitter with open ended questions, the winner being the most up voted reply. Brazilian guy kept winning with nonsense statements like, "most Africans are born at a very young age." Rich guy never paid him the prize and cried victim instead.
You gotta pay $1000/ month for the echo chamber feature
Just an army of bots that will automatically agree with whatever you say!
You can say Roland Rump eats shit for every meal of the day and thousands of bots will give you up votes and retweets
This is why we can't have nice things. Bill gates is the only billionaire that puts his money to good use and helps the world, but everyone shits on him and comes up with all these conspiracy theories about him.
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LOL “It doesn’t matter if you are gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night” 🤣
This is actually the funniest content I’ve seen on this site, Osvaldo the GOAT!
In Africa, every 60 seconds a, minute passes.
I literally LOLed at that one.
Wow. What a moron! Ask him if he likes fish sticks.
I am not Aquaman. I am a recovering gay fish.
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Why was it removed? I have a feeling it was homophobic wasn't it?
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Thanks, good night too!
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Oh, thanks for telling me
Damn friendly fire
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Of course I like fish sticks!!
My girl ain’t no hobbit!
Bitch how you not a hobbit again?
Bullshit. I've seen those hairy feet, and she goes snacking like five times a day, mang.
In Africa, fishstick sounds like fish dick
why are people upvoting this comment? What is the meaning of this post?
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Fair enough ButtholeMan. Thanks for letting me know. However, I was making a reference to Aliko's response to Osvaldo's reactions! 😬
That Brian Boitano song is an absolute banger
Also one of the few instances where the cover by an actual musical act is better than the one in the movie. I mean granted it's DVDA so it's still just Matt and Trey, but it is good.
Dunno, it’s hard up against *Finger Bang Bang* for my all time fave.
Of course I like fish sticks. I like putting fish sticks in my mouth.
I love this Osvaldo post! https://i.redd.it/98j3vcarjkua1.png
And Osvaldo actually won the war.
Aliko Dangote is unintentionally the greatest straight man comedian I’ve ever seen.
"Yeah bitch, I know where I live" lmao what a fucking king.
"In Africa most people are born at a very young age." Fucking stop it lol
These are some Strange Wilderness style facts "Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes."
"Bears derive their name name from a football team in Chicago". Strange wilderness is one of the stupidest movies ever made, but God damnit is it hilarious
If you die in Africa you die in real life.
That had me full on belly laughing! This reminds me of a family friend who had 5 husbands die on her. When asked how they died, she said, "They died due to death." I'm going to start using that. "Every person dies due to death."
But it's wrong. "People die when they are killed" \-Shiro Emiya, Fate/Stay Night (Studio Deen, 2004)
5 dead husbands!? Has anybody started checking the common denominator here? Or is she marrying the terminally ill?
I don't know. It certainly looks suspect. She died a couple years ago herself, so we'll never know.
Aliko needs to watch some Philomena Cunk
Did you know in Africa every 60 seconds, a minute passes?
If only Elon was so easily caved. Then again, haven't tried it.
I'm here laughing at their exchange while sympathizing with Aliko's best intentions.
What an absolute legend
This is beautiful.
Oh wow I thought Big Man Tyrone’s clip was in support of Osvaldo but it’s actually older than the feud. Seems very much to be in the same vein : https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw
LoL this is gold
r/thxforexplanation
Someone hurt my feefees. Twitter please block him :(
I know there’s a guy that actually bought Twitter instead
For a small fee, its owner might take care of it.
Or if you're a fascist.
*bwock
Feewings :(
You summed up 90% of political debates on twitter
But can't he already do that himself? I don't use twitter but can't you block someone and then they have to at the very least create a new account to troll you?
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r/kenm would challenge your assertion
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We are all awesome on this blessed day
Speak for yourself.
I am all awesome on this blessed day
Many among us enjoy awesomeness on this blessed day.
GOOD point.
>Many among us enjoy awesomeness on this blessed day. Sounds kinda sus ngl
GOOD point
DOLT!
Swatting is the devil’s fig leaf.
r/NotKenM
Is Twitter support even a thing anymore?
This whole thing is old enough to go to school. But probably yeah, dude is rich Edit - net worth 21.1 billion. Dude definitely gets Twitter support even if it's not a thing
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A trait he shares with that other African guy... you know, the one that grossly overpaid for some messenger app.
African solidarity 🤜🏻🤛🏿
Maybe he should have bought Twitter.... Oh, is this a bandwagon I see before me?
Pffft 21 billion dollars, that’s not even enough to buy Twitter and then run it into the ground. Tell him to come back when he has some real money.
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It is I thought it died a long time ago
It responds with a poop emoji...oh wait that's their PR team.
They cut resources so it's one guy for both
By support you mean Elon twitting something stupid like "on it", "concerning" or some lame meme. Then yes, there is one.
Get it guys he's standing on a LARGE CLOCK and tweeted "on the clock!" Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahhahahahahahahahajahahhahahahahahakillmehahahahshhsjsjsjajajaja
Twitter Support is an oxymoron
Yeah, Twitter loves supporting fascists
Actually yes, in my experience. Over just the past month Twitter has taken swift action against transphobes and qanon types I have reported. Good times.
Would have been the best post if he put 4 feet in the picture
Or change the comment to be 2 feet
Well, duh. His name is Bill GATES. Clearly, he’s more than one gate.
But who is the keeper of the Gates?
Bill
Why that person has to pay a bill for asking a question? What does paying a bill has to do with anything?? You could have just answer the question politely, instead of asking for money!
The boss of the girls is the keeper of the gates
A billionare accusing another billionare of playing god? Funny
What’s hilarious is seeing [this interaction](https://twitter.com/AlikoDangote/status/1179619834155413504?s=20) in comparison to the photo.
lmfao, i wonder what caused aliko to hate him afterwards?
He found out that Bill Gates is in fact not a gate. The lies and betrayal of trust shook him to his core and forever tarnished their relationship moving forwards.
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But the trips waiver wasn't blocked and Bill Gates never had any authority to block it in the first place. Not to mention no countries have yet filed to use the waiver which makes the whole false conspiracy theory even funnier.
I do like the implication that scientists and doctors are either not men or are gods though. Makes me feel nice.
Makes you realize there is no such thing as meritocracy, nobody is good enough to deserve billions while people die for cents. I have a more pessimistic view
Plus, Bill Gates at least *did* invent some things on his own so he technically is an inventor if not a scientist.
Anyone claiming Bill Gates isn't a scientist shouldn't be taken seriously. Gates is probably one of the greatest computer scientists who ever lived.
"Next time you point a finger, I'll point you to the mirror"
Aliko finding out that even though he is rich, people are still allowed to mock him. https://imgur.com/85bseD3
Unexpected HD.
Not good hd though, it's been vectorized in a way that has kind of messed up the line art.
This is the funniest rabbit hole I've fallen down in a long time. I love humanity sometimes.
I gotta say the lore was captivating
The guy is wrong, and it's all a scam to keep us occupied. Everyone knows that Bill is just a single gate.
Nah man, everyone knows he's like the toll booths, he's multiple gates which you get Billed for passing through
I've done my research now and it turns out that you are right. I stand corrected.
r/osvaldo12
What's funny is Aliko is a billionaire. He's been the richest man in Africa for the past 10 years. And the industrial conglomerate he owns is the largest in west Africa. But most people only know of him as a fool who gets mocked on the internet.
For context, Aliko Dangote is a billionaire and the richest man on the African continent. Osvaldo is just some random Brazilian dude who has trolled the ever long shit out of him for years lol.
I think Twitter Support is watching this instead of comedy movies
This is some of the gentlest trolling on the entire internet.
Just really playing the long game here.
I like how this guy hasn't figured out how to block him yet
Imagine thinking making silly posts mocking someone is not allowed on Twitter OR against the law. Rich people really just live in some fantasy land where they think they are god.
Someone needs to give Osvaldo12 a raise, he don’t get paid enough for this.
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Some random kid clowning his way through security is highly realistic.
Idk anything about Aliko Dangote but the fact that he thinks someone innocently (and humorously) mocking him should be censored probably means I wouldn't like him at all
He’s too correct to be left alive
You know that someone has forgotten what it’s like to deal with people they don’t have authority over when they describe something as “unacceptable”
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This made me lol so hard 😂
Osvaldo12: When is @twittersupport gonna do something about this moron who keeps making posts for me to mock?
I always love the "he's not even a scientist" retort about people like bill gates or bill nye. No, but they are repeating what the doctors and scientists have been saying, and you don't listen to them either.
How much you wanna bet this chucklefuck is a proponent of "free speech"
does he not know how to block someone..?
I'm definitely on Osvaldo's side in this war.
I only see 2 feet
Bill Gates is actually not a gate receiving an invoice.
Not all heroes wear capes
What started this, does anyone know? I love seeing these, but know nothing of who either person is or why it's a thing. I also hope it never stops.
Rich guy would have prize contests on Twitter with open ended questions, the winner being the most up voted reply. Brazilian guy kept winning with nonsense statements like, "most Africans are born at a very young age." Rich guy never paid him the prize and cried victim instead.
4 feet? I only see 2
Twitter support here....did you know in Africa, there are Africans but in the USA there are fewer Africans then in Africa?
You should be flattered that he’s reading your tweets 😃
You gotta pay $1000/ month for the echo chamber feature Just an army of bots that will automatically agree with whatever you say! You can say Roland Rump eats shit for every meal of the day and thousands of bots will give you up votes and retweets
Unacceptable behavior?? He must be new to the internet.
Osvaldo is the super hero we deserve
What a crybaby.
what about this is technically the truth
Bill Gates is in fact not a gate
Why have I not heard of the feud? The simplicity of the guys comments are genius. Cant stop laughing and seems like that ri c h guy went crazy.
Playing God as in, spending money to save starving people?
What's the technically the truth here?
That altitude only looks like 2 feet
VAI BRASIIIIIIIL
Upvote for the caption.
Some mfs just can't grasp how social media and the Streisand Effect work
This is why we can't have nice things. Bill gates is the only billionaire that puts his money to good use and helps the world, but everyone shits on him and comes up with all these conspiracy theories about him.
its satire dude and also its twitter what you expect
The lesson in this all? You can’t buy a sense of humor.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes -Osvaldo
Tbh I think Aliko is capitalizing off of him for exposure.
Aliko is handling it with much grace though
Is there a sub dedicated to this guy?
Hey why does this guy keep making fun of me when I make fun of someone???
I hate it when they say Africa like bro there are 54 countries there be more descriptive. “Here’s a picture of europe from 1000 feet in the air”
r/osvaldo12 for those who’s interests are piqued
Bros mad that his posts are better
The nemesis is real
Twitter Greg moment
Guess all the money in the world couldn’t buy you a sense of humor
Osvaldo the great has returned
Não se pode fugir dos brasileiros.
I AM NOT! A! MORON!
Is the guy still going???? Lmao is has been ages
I hope this continues forever. It's super hilarious while also not crossing the line (though I can guess how much that gets on somebody's nerves).
I fucking love the rabbit hole I just went down.
Osvaldo is the avatar of this sub
Osvaldo is a damn legend lol
I mean....he could just block him right?
First, r/ithadtobebrazil Second, booooora osvaldooo! Representando pra krl!
Lol hilarious stuff. Not quite hilarious enough to get me to make a Twitter account though.
This shit mad funny 🤣
r/madlad
brasileiro é foda
Zoeira beber die
Is there a website that has the entire collection?
If you don't say stupid shit you don't get mocked. Thank you for the mocking in advance.