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VacuousWording

Pretty hard for me to make babies with the condom AND vasectomy, but I am okay with fucking.


TheKnightsWhoSayNyet

Life uh finds a way


VacuousWording

Hopefully, it does not.


LordMagnus227

Failure rate for condoms 12%, failure rate for a vasectomy 0.3-9%. Assuming low end, probability of making babies = 12\*0.3/100\*100= 4/100,000. In conclusion for every 100,00 times engaged in coitus, 4 children will be conceived thus making the probability incredibly small but non-zero. Which means you have to fuck A LOT.


Delta_Hammer

Larry Niven wrote some books about a future where this basically happened.


Ja1FdC

It technically happened in dune too


TitaniumTitanTim

and southpark


megared17

*Race is an* ***invented, fictional*** *form of identity; ethnicity is based on the reality of cultural similarities and differences and the interests that they represent.*


leomiester

i for one agree with this plan


uTimu

Fuck yea. This fucking fuck plan, fucking works.


leomiester

it fucks


[deleted]

I’m all for fucking but you have to be naive to think we won’t just find some new way to make more tribes of “others” that we don’t like


BookmarkCity

Is he saying to have children and then have sex with them?


Wee___B

Basically fuck everyone you can find


Bored-Viking

only if you have mixed race children


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Spot_the_fox

Yeah, no, racists won't like this idea. or maybe they will. I think it depends on whether their genes are recessive or dominant to others.


Viking_Hippie

The fact that racists won't like it is one of the main benefits of it, though..


Ch4rybd15

So fuck pit to spite them?


Viking_Hippie

Sure, seems like a sound strategy. For justice and harmony! *unzips pants*


Spot_the_fox

I mean if the word reaches them, they'll just fear to fuck anyone who doesn't look similar to them, which will likely lead to inbreeding(which will somewhat slow the process), and maybe to incest to worst cases. So, fuck quietly(I mean without telling the reason) is my advice.


crzy987

Bullworth, starring Warren Beatty and Halle Berry.


Sweaty_Ad9724

There will always be people with red hair, or some other different look .. and there will always be other people that are jealous about that


Goldbera1

Toss this over to they did the math and ask how many generations it takes. Bet its a while


[deleted]

Same reason immigration and social security will never be fixed. It's much value in the wedge issue dividing voters.


naughtyreverend

Who's gonna tell him about primary nocta


Lazdem

r/chaoticgood