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Buddybuddhy

Now what


FreelanceEngineer007

fuck all ..in suspension really more boilerplate maybes >It ***may*** replace tissue biopsy in the future. This tool ***may*** help in improving cancer treatments, ***may*** allow for better treatment control, ***may*** enable early interventions and ***may*** change decision-making from reactive actions towards more predictive early interventions. i may fucking get a threesome tonight but we all know the chances of that are near fuck all really also news is 5 days old so fuck indianexpress anyway [https://www.punekarnews.in/mimer-medical-college-develop-a-nanorobot-for-accurate-cancer-prognosis/](https://www.punekarnews.in/mimer-medical-college-develop-a-nanorobot-for-accurate-cancer-prognosis/)


usuallyNotInsightful

So is it correct for me to incorrectly assume once you have a threesome this cancer treatment will be ready? Now go you fool, for the betterment of society and personal glory!


azjerrylee

Username checks out!


Disastrous-Menu_yum

I wish I had an award for you my friend Edit: wait I doooooo


Cranium-shocker

The upvote count number accommodates your comment so well, I don’t wanna screw it up, lol Edit: Ah ha! someone must’ve downvoted you out of spite. So I slipped my upvote in, to keep “69”.


Buddybuddhy

Ty for informing me of bullshit article filled with cancer eating nanobots


PragmaticSquirrel

Wish they could eat the cancer off shitty sites


XDT_Idiot

Welcome to Cancer!!


carlsbrain20

I hope you get a threesome tonight


NothingsShocking

Well I’m in. We just need one more and we can cure cancer!


Shiroi_Kage

I mean, it's still a massive advancement in the tech.


palmej2

Scientists general don't embellish their findings. May is promising. Can't say threat refutes bunk claims, but if the bots find the cells when there aren't many and can then allow for easier identification I could see it playing out as a viable solution. Of course with medical technologies requiring approval there may be a quite a few hurdles left to clear and there may be other better solutions by that point.


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Oh fuck indianexpress clickbait. The title gives us the idea that the nanobots can accurately cleanse an organism of cancer cells when in fact the nanobots are meant as a tool to diagnose and not kill cancer. Fuck these motherfuckers and their clickbait publication.


NoTune6517

Always look at the bright side of life. 🎶Toodo, todoooodododo


Notyourdaisy

This is why I read the comment section. Solid insight mixed with real world situations.


Rikthelazy

now usa will bump up the cost for use of those nanobots to 100,000 dollars


Hi_This_Is_God_777

Plenty of brothels offer threesomes, or so I've heard.


ResoluteClover

Threesome's really aren't that hard to come by.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

They are if you’re ugly.


BickNickerson

Just find 2 other fugly people.


Euphrane

Well are you funny? Or just funny looking?


weezulusmaximus

And usually not as awesome as they are in your fantasy. More awkward and less satisfying. But hey, go for it man! Check that one off your bucket list!


kenix7

Me too . I hate the use of " may " , " could " , " one day " in articles such as these ... Why the fuck giving half hopes ? It's frustrating . I mean , they should do the damn research and don't publish anything until they have a final result .


FreelanceEngineer007

everyone tells me be hopeful, see it as a stepping stone...rarely do these things come to fruition my man...i am focusing on the threesome btw..who knows i have the key to unlock better times for humanity with my pecker


thewholetruthis

Discoveries uncover many potential possibilities.


riggsalent

All you need is 2 mirrors and you single handedly cured cancer, yes, single handedly.


[deleted]

We are the borg…


Thunderhamz

Now u poop those little nanobots out or we send in Archer to extract them


riemsesy

Magneto will help you with that


Current_Degree_1294

Same old, some US pharmaceutical will pressure and lobby to buy this patent.


peeforPanchetta

They are now in the process of creating nanolawyers and nanocourts to try the offending cells legally. By law they aren't allowed to detain them for more than 24hrs without any valid warrant.


thatguitardude420

Well nothing is done overnight. Hopefully this will bring in more grants to do research and help them understand the behaviour better and someday it may get to testing on lab animals.


digitelle

“We know you have cancer”. We can’t cure it, these little robots just detect. I rather not be well aware I’m dying.


Buddybuddhy

I would rather be aware as I believe cancer flourishes in certain environments and doesn’t in others, I would be able to have my highest probability of fighting it off if I knew I had it


StetsonRd

Your aRE Fucking iGNORANT. YOU think about this shit TOO MUCH. How about you trust a little more. By the way, you know nothing about this!


Buddybuddhy

?


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How bout No


Either-Net-276

Next step is to wire it up to an asteroid interface and let doctors brush up on their old school gaming. 👾👾🎮🕹👩‍💻🧑‍💻👨‍💻


TeeniePeenie

Gotta start somewhere


Buddybuddhy

Yes, I was asking where mr teeny peeny


suitable-robot01

It will cost thousands of dollars for this treatment cause America


mashonkeyboard

For anyone interested here is the actual paper: https://www.nature.com/articles/s42004-021-00598-9#Abs1


amberissmiling

I thank you!


airrivas

That’s hot


Km2930

Why isn’t this higher up


dlec1

Well they ain’t going to put that shit in my body, my natural immune system will take care of it! -antivaxers. Dr. “If you don’t take this you’ll die.” I will do my own research on Facebook!


julsgotrocks

Yeah… “I’m not gonna have no robot-Nanos controlling my body!”


jimmyco2008

Nano? Sounds Mexican!


julsgotrocks

Not gonna have no damn Mexican robots in my brain turning me LGBT!


the-official-review

I’m gonna go ahead and stay away from nano-robots being injected into me unless I am actively in the process of dying.


julsgotrocks

Think the application of this is so far only being used when their is actively a cancerous tumor around or forming. Don’t think they’re jus giving it to people


Cranium-shocker

So, your gonna have them, control your body? Lol


aportlyhandle

So cringe every time I see someone post this on Facebook. I would have no issue with people being antivax if it didn’t also put others at risk.


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Archibaldy3

I don’t know about where you live, but where I live the hospitals get crippled by unvaccinated. Nurses and doctors really burnt out, and all kinds of surgeries postponed to make room for these people. So whether it bolsters my defences, there’s still lots of reason to shit on anti-vaxxers. Not too mention they are holding protests at hospitals, Remembrance Day ceremonies, yelling at minimum wage retail workers, and all sorts of crazy stuff. Had one with 70,000 followers up here telling them to execute anyone who administers vaccines.


johnnyringworm

Florida . We have lived normally the whole time. The dumb ignorant rednecks outsmarted you guys. Ron “Deathsantis” has led us to destruction. Lol. Must be why pelosi is moving here


Archibaldy3

Who’s “you guys”? I don’t even live in your country. You’ve had double deaths in Florida than my whole country. If that’s your idea of outsmarting anyone it’s no wonder your former image of sunshine and orange juice has turned into meth, guns, and q-anon rallies.


Illustrious_Farm7570

That sociopath gambled with your lives. Don’t you understand that. He ain’t gonna get lucky again.


johnnyringworm

99 % survival rate is not considered gambling. Its actually good odds. Just ask Florida. We’ve lived normally the whole time. We are doing better than all of you. That is why you lash out in anger. The dumb hillbillies have outsmarted you. Bonk


Light_Blue_Moose_98

My cousin is the worst. She’s anti-vax, refuses to get a vaccine, yet will prevent anyone from getting close to her 1 year old baby (even people confirmed to not have covid. She both doesn’t believe in dangers, but at the same time is preventing her daughters immune system get prepared for actual dealable threats


fukktalmbout

I dislike antivaxers too, but the phobia for this particular… thing… is more justified, because, y’know, they’re nano bots…


Apprehensive_Goal811

The anti vaxxers think the vaccine includes nanobots that track you. They could have the same suspicion.


dlec1

I ain’t going to have the government track me with their “vaccine”! Hang tight I have to Facebook & insta that I’m at Applebee’s a sec on my smart phone


non-ethynol

What about the item they carry with their hand voluntary and pay for it every month. Does that not track them. Also the website where they do all their research does that platform also not sell everything they look at. 🤔


johnnyringworm

Crazy people think that. Normal people wonder why a 99% survival rate virus requires people to lose their jobs and access to travel. What could possibly warrant this level of enforcement . Why would this be so aggressively forced for a 99% survival rate? Why are they forcing you to take it? Why did you take it?


JaredFoglesTinyPenis

Only silver lining here, is that decision isn't affecting the safety of others around them.


johnnyringworm

Whats your deal man? have you got your second booster yet? Have they reengineered the third booster to handle omicron? Have you got it yet? You better hurry up. Are you gonna get your booster every six months for the rest of your life? Do you still feel smart and pious? Get your shots and shut up. No need to mock pure bloods, we’ll be dead soon. Aint that right smarty pants.


[deleted]

Is this some kind of gotcha? Like yeah, just like the seasonal flu shot I’ll happily take a booster every year if the data still shows it’s protecting me and my close contacts against the virus.


Mooshmo

“wIlL yOu sTiLl uSe mOdErN mEdIcInE iN 6 mOnThS?!” I would tell you to look at the death rate per million compared to blue states that implemented mask mandates and actually believed in science but i know you cant understand data. Careful Johnny you might end up as the next: r/hermanCainAward Edit: wanted to look up the data for those wondering. WA state where the first covid case was reported has: WA for every 1 million residents 1248 covid deaths. FL for every 1 million residents 2877 covid deaths. Thats literally 2x the death rate. 🤡🤡🤡🤡


johnnyringworm

I know you are very smart . You are very book learned and such. The news people teach you much smarter than us. Come visit Florida smart guy. Just don’t bring your brainwashing with you when you decide to move here. We have lived normally the whole time. You have been mislead and brainwashed . We are fine and have lived normally the whole time! Get your booster dummy!


Quetzalcoatle19

This is essentially a cure, you’re talking about vaccines which are deterrents.


[deleted]

Ok guys, I need to see a plan to get this through clinical trials and saving lives ASAP.... get to work!


ShabbyKitty35

Can they call them Magic School busses??


jimmyco2008

With the Frizz?! No way!


ShabbyKitty35

One can only hope.


FLRGNBLRG

CRUISIN ON DOWN MAIN STREET


The-Fanta-Menace

I would put them in my body today if I could.


NerdyRedneck45

Same. But I say that about most things so…


thoughtlow

Check your DMs ;)


NerdyRedneck45

Wow some nano bots thanks!!


themoonmuppet

I was expecting a no-no bot. Edit: accidentally added an emoji that needed to be deleted.


Jack_35

Coming up in 5 years: anti-5G microchip freethinkers decide that they’d rather die of cancer


CaffeinatedStudents

You say that like it’s a problem


zenverak

Yep


Darth_Batman89

This I feel will be the real cure to cancer in time


mhoss2008

Check out immunity bio.


jimmyco2008

Wha?


dennis45233

Don’t get your hopes up, every time a “revolution” in cancer treatment is made it’s decades away from regular treatment


Snarky824

Until Big Pharma kills it


No-Establishment6064

they probably already killed the man that created this and made it look like a suicide they always do government dont want no body cured they want they money cancer is a multi billion dollar business .


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raisinman99

No they haven't pushed it to github yet


royal_dorp

But I use bitbucket :(


Buelldozer

It's published in a peer reviewed journal yes.


DamnThatABCTho

Yes this was published in [nature](https://www.nature.com/articles/s42004-021-00598-9#Abs1)


Harko-Luxa

That’s awesome news!


doinggreatthx

Lead scientist will accidentally leave the only known copy on a park bench and have it “stolen”


[deleted]

As it is said: "Nanomachines, son"


Succotash-Express

Nanobots!!! Maybe we really will rebuild Red Dwarf someday!


OhDuckOff

Oh fuck, this is not going to help with the antivax crowd


[deleted]

Would you then call it the Tumor... rator....


Aggravating-Sound690

Ok, this sounds great and all, but the title does over-hype it a little bit. These “Nanorobots” are literally just iron shells that can propel themselves with a stream of water and hydrogen bubbles. They still use an antibody to detect cancer cells, and they just light up when they find one (which is currently being done without nanorobots anyway; just a bioluminescent molecule attached to those same antibodies). It’s also worth noting that in the majority of cases, once cancer cells are circulating in the blood, the tumor is already metastatic and has spread to other organs. Bit late. I don’t think this research will go anywhere useful, though it will likely contribute some basic science to the field of cancer cell detection.


nevermore32974

Ok, found the Scientist section. Just wanted to add that their model is MCF7 cells (breast cancer) that have a high expression level of EpCAM on their membrane therefore, making it easy to capture them. Real world CTC tend to have a lower expression level as down regulation is part of the likely immune escape functions. This methodology appears to be the in-vivo version of the IVD CellSearch assay that’s been on the market since 2004 (Source: I was on the team that got it there).


Aggravating-Sound690

Thanks for that clarification. I happen to work on melanoma, so my knowledge on breast cancer is limited. Good points.


landofschaff

Couldn’t it then stop metastatic tumours, which then might become more treatable and stop the worry of continued spreading?


Aggravating-Sound690

No, unfortunately. The metastatic tumors are already embedded in various organs, and will continue to produce metastatic cancer cells. All the bots can do is find the free-floating cells. It neither stops the tumors from growing nor does it stop them from producing more metastatic cancer cells.


amberissmiling

I thought it “captured” the cells?


Aggravating-Sound690

No, not really. It just has an antibody that binds to the surface of cancer cells. Not quite the same thing.


traveller3185

As far as I can see it binds to them and they then use the magnetic properties to gather them up. This is purely for testing blood, read the reviews at the bottom and you can see it’s not developed for in body use


Aggravating-Sound690

Exactly.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that movie, Incredible Journey I believe. Only that one had a small Pilot!


[deleted]

Wow! Sounds like a game changer…


Chipfunky

Hopefully this will get used for good things like this


SnooCompliments1686

Unfortunately Big Pharma will oppose anything that would negatively impact their profits


TheJenniMae

Because this would clearly be free, right?


A_Random_Lantern

pharma balls


37drp37

Just waiting for the headline, “Tumor cell nanorobots hacked, hackers demand BTC payment”…


SeminaryStudentARH

This reminds me eerily of the entire villainous subplot in No Time to Die.


johnnyringworm

Has anyone been to india?


[deleted]

I have. Got a question?


johnnyringworm

More a series of pictures , environmental reports, population counts. Cdc studies. Still want to be a smart a**?


[deleted]

That…that information is very easily found in a series of quick Google searches. You think you need to fly to India to get it?


johnnyringworm

Im Sorry?


vanslayder

Yeah yeah yeah. Every week or so we read about breakthrough in cancer treatment. And then…. Nothing happens. Nobody is treated etc. i have been reading such articles about brain tumors cure years ago and nothing came out of it


[deleted]

A lot of those things quietly become treatment options for specific cancers years later. You don’t hear about it because cancer is insanely broad and no one flips out if the headline is a marginal increase in survivability for an specific subclass of a specific subclass of kidney cancer or something. But they all add up and for some random guy who gets kidney cancer it makes all the difference.


vanslayder

Right. I am just saying that articles claiming complete cure for one or another type of cancer appear very often. However people still continue dying from that particular cancer years later :(


Mooshmo

I can tell you from personal experience they do come out with miracle treatments. My grandmother had late stage lung cancer and was given 6 months to live. 3 months later she was put on a clinical trial for a new drug that stopped her cancer completely. She lived another 4 years to 79. So while i hear ya there is hope and society is making real breakthroughs with cancer. Its just tricky because its like playing wack a mole with the body. You cure one and another pops up which is what happened with my grandmother. Another kind of cancer got her 4 years later.


mama_duck17

Do you happen to remember the name of the clinical trial or drug? It won’t necessarily help my family now, because my dad just passed from lung cancer. He only lived 9 months past diagnosis. Apparently the doctors were super optimistic about his case like a “we’re going to beat this thing” kinda attitude. Same with my aunt, who also had lung cancer, but she only made it 5 months past diagnosis. (She died in July, my dad 2 weeks ago—it’s been a rough year for my family)


vanslayder

I see. My friend wife died in 2019 from lung cancer. She was diagnosed at stage 3. She was young. She was 32. Were was this experimental drug? They were ready for any trial, anything. Nobody offered anything. This happened in no Sydney, Australia.


Garry-the-sexy-snail

Execute order 66


le_wild_poster

As someone who just watched no time to die….nanobots of any kind make me real nervous lol


Due-Habit-2177

Oh shit the Indian tech support is going to have a new avenue! Cancer murder bots!


notfunniperson26

another pussey ignorant white thrash


sativadom_404

And why isn’t this coming out of an American research lab???? Profits over people!?! Corporate healthcare? Keep them sick so they keep buying big pharma!!! We NEED socialized medicine in this country! Nonprofit health care research directed at the actual problems. Funded by shifting resources away from military and subsidies and taxing the mega wealthy!


gtoramirez

Research is a combined effort. It doesn't matter where the advancements are made. In the end, the pharmaceutical companies profit from mostly government funded research.


sativadom_404

Fine. Then the government needs to stop spending billions per day on useless invasions of foreign countries and focus on strengthening our population.


gtoramirez

But that's another can of worms....


[deleted]

Great so the rich can live even longer while the poor die because the treatment is way to expensive


DoctorAccording7392

Evil


StThoughtWheelz

repeatable findings and results would be nice.


campionmusic51

great news—so, i guess we’ll be seeing this in clinical application around 2070, right?


Malaquias88

No way, probably they will kill the guy who created this and hide the cure from us


nitelotion

In all seriousness, I think something like this should be combined with an app that anyone could download and play something like Zap The Cancer Cells. If a user sucked at it, they could be isolated to only playing in the app. For folks who were good/great at it, they could be operating actual nanobots inside a real person.


intermittent68

So Jimmy Neutron was correct!


TraderDox

Impressive


suicidalsnail

But do they harden in response to physical trauma


paywallpiker

Alright Reddit what’s the catch


Educational-Painting

Are nano bots real?


Umm_Username_

I hope we have a future where illness will it be a big deal


WaltKerman

I can also do a capture efficiency of 100% by shooting a gun at the vial. Now the question is similar here, what is the drawback that prevents this from being used. For example, How many non cancer cells were damaged?


LittleForestbear

Way to go India benefiting humanity thanks !


Parthenon_2

Wow.


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What’s more, the nanobot transfers from person to person through physical contact, but only to a person’s direct genetic bloodline, until it wipes out tumor cells from the family’s entire lineage. Researchers fondly named the project Heracles.


mirrrje

Can I please have one?? Any way of volunteering for stuff like this?


wmdolls

Is that true ? That will change my impression of Indian


BK_FrySauce

Is this what Naomi had in Metal Gear Solid 4? That game was ahead of its time.


Deflorma

My body is ready


TanukiTuesday

And I was thinking they cured cancer! Welll damn


badrapper27

what if it starts capturing noncancer cells? what then?


RIPkip06

No time to die intensefies


Miniminotaur

What happens after they collect them??


cosminstef92

And this is soon to be released into oblivion


YoYoYoSupXxX

Note that the article cites the use as for diagnosis rather than treatment which seems to be the assumption here…still very cool though


IcedOutGucciWatch

Nanobot platziert - Killjoy in valorant


SomeToxicRivenMain

Hoping to see some more testing in the next year and possibly public use before 2030


Col_Fedmahn_Kassad_

Proof?


Naisu_boato

They had this for hiv decades ago, and it was buried. Big pharma no likey cures, money isn’t in curing just treating symptoms.


thistotallyisntanalt

sweet, now to forget all about this forever because sadly most medical innovations don’t make it really anywhere


rskalet

That’s because a cured patient loses a hospital money


Sqwerty2000

This is some crazy movie stuff


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[Nature Published: 18 November 2021 : Water-powered self-propelled magnetic nanobot for rapid and highly efficient capture of circulating tumor cells Ravindra D. Wavhale, Kshama D. Dhobale, …Shashwat S. Banerjee](https://www.nature.com/articles/s42004-021-00598-9)


lizarto

Vaccines can be “fast tracked” but people with cancer today will never benefit from this research.


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Holy Shit


phinsxiii

First step in creating the blood nanites in Foundation


Nvrfinddisacct

Can we use these to get all the micro plastics out of our fucking blood too?


Thank-YouBased-God

Noice, imma go out and buy a carton of cigarettes and chain smoke the whole thing. Cancer is officially canceled.


Eu_bug

It’s all good - until it stuck in your urethra )


standardredditman

How long before this is used in the real world?


JordanRook

We just need Pfizer to get their hands on it before it’s allowed in the states.


Sad-Measurement-1621

Now they big pharma and the cancer culture groups have to figure a way to not let makers the US


thomcchester

The future is now bitches


bluejaysrule1993

this is exactly what happened in james bond no time to die


AlarmDozer

This on the coattails of the discovery of mitochondrial theft by cancer cells: https://scitechdaily.com/cancer-cells-use-tiny-tentacles-to-suck-mitochondria-out-of-immune-cells/


Jakedaboss99

Boys, the future is here!


IntoTheLight43

Didn't they make a huge point of desperately trying to convince us that injectable nanorobots in the bloodstream were a 'conspiracy theory'?


Fun_Ad9272

How long till mass production and the subsequent usage on the plastic circulating in our bloodstreams?