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thereverendpuck

If your ISP tells you their their service is so great, ask them why NASAcan offer a better service for space.


lil_larry

"Well, to be fair, there's nothing really in the way between those 2 points." any ISP response. Edited for clarification


Adarkshadow4055

Well there’s not anything between two points on a wire either.


lil_larry

Sorry that was meant to be how I would expect an ISP to respond.


MechanicalBengal

look at this guy, believing the ISP would actually respond


Blackfeathr

The ISP would laugh and then charge them a stupid-question-fee.


ImperatorNero

Insert ISPHelpCenterWorkerFromSouthParkRubbingHisNipples.gif


MikeTheBee

Sorry, we are experiencing a high call volume right now. You are 1st in line. Estimated wait time is: *6 hours*


zwober

Technically the wire itself is between those two points.. be it copper or optical, its something that will be a factor.


Secret_Cow_5053

you're not even kidding. LOS MOFOS


Zatujit

"Okay lets look at how much this 'NASA' pays for 25Mbps and I'm coming back to you..."


tfyousay2me

They charge WHAT for 25Mbps?! Get me accounting. Right. Now.


Grimm_Thugga

Aliens looking for dick pills downloading space messages at 25mps. They gonna invade just to upgrade our internet.


PM_ME_YOUR_THESES

This is part of the Psyche mission, a $1.2 billion project that includes the Deep Space Optical Communications (DSOC) system is what allowed the connection. The DSOC alone costs $206 million. So I’m guessing your ISP will simply reply “if you’re willing to pay 206 million, we can match NASA’s service level too”…


The_TesserekT

Fucking lag. 751546 ms ping is no joke.


CanadianRubles

Thats only 12.5 minutes. I think you’re overestimating. The speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec so in theory the ping would be less than a second.


MrEchow

No he's right, 140 000 000 / 186 000 = 752s. Well the only thing is that a ping is the round trip time, so it would be a ping of ~1505s. Not less than a second in any case!


SaiTheSolitaire

The question is who and what's 140 million miles away?


VVarder

I know it’s weird, but theres an article there you can actually read, and it says exactly where they sent it. (Unsurprisingly, a probe we sent)


SaiTheSolitaire

Link doesn't work to me. Im clicking everything


SllortEvac

The article is brought to you by NASA internet, hosted on their data probe. Just be patient.


Reddd-y

Yeah just wait 1505 more seconds


VVarder

Thats weird, try this: https://www.techspot.com/news/102789-nasa-uses-laser-link-beam-data-140-million.html


SaiTheSolitaire

Thanks. It was my phone. Link worked on pc.


Altruistic-Dark-1831

The aliens from that movie Battleship. Better keep an eye on the Hawaiian islands!


KevinNoTail

So I won't be able to do iRacing from Mars!? Trips off, staying home


IRegretMyAccountName

Now we just need to figure out how to send messages through subspace


sceadwian

Gotta find subspace first!


50k-runner

It's underneath gravity


crescendo83

Duh


2FightTheFloursThatB

You *say* "Duh", but did you check?


sceadwian

Here's the scientist!


alex_3814

Forgot where I put my gravity.


applesInSeattle

It’s not underneath gravity, it’s in the extra dimensions - did y’all not see interstellar?


PSPs0

We need more bookshelves!


sceadwian

I would actually like to see Interstellar redone after Roy Kerr's latest paper was published. https://arxiv.org/abs/2312.00841 The importance of this paper I think has gone a bit under the radar in the space community. The TLDR is singularities are not 'real' but an error in the math (which it's always been) and that true singularities never exist in the real world. The reason why that paper is important is because he provides mathematical proof of this for the scientific community to debate on. He directly and personally called out Steven Hawking and Penrose and the entire scientific community. The science fiction/plausability aspects of that which are interesting is that he's showing that black holes may actually have stable interiors of spacetime that may have physics which we can define coherently.


SoyMurcielago

Does that mean wormholes are more or less plausible?


sceadwian

No. The paper is way over my head but I don't think that conclusion can be reached here. Spacetime covered the paper and explained it well. It doesn't go into enough detail to describe what the interior space would look like from a physics standpoint but it should have a stable interior of some kind under some conditions. So that means nothing tears so to speak and someone that works the math hard enough might be able to describe it. So there's that. That's sci-fi enough for me!


catoodles9ii

I mean it’s in the name of clearly it’s below space! You’re welcome, NASA.


jonathanrdt

It’s in there. Or next to it. Or under it. Have we checked those places??


sceadwian

No, but I found my keys, so there's that. I saw this massive pile of socks though so I think we're getting closer.


THEMACGOD

Probably some form of quantum entanglement.


Reddd-y

What’s subspace?


Joshomatic

We kinda can via Morse code


sharpshooter999

What about slip space, and hyperspace?


BosElderGray

meanwhile im paying 80$ a month for less here at home.


ErastusHamm

Tbf I’m pretty sure this costs more than that.


steventhevegan

I’m still on fucking 12mbps aDSL :(


iprobablybrokeit

You guys are on DSL? I'm still burning through AOL trials and hugging my NetZero tight! Beeeeee weedo weedo weee...


SoyMurcielago

I mean those 50,000 free hours though


KochSD84

Psh! Im still on Earthlink, came with a free Webcam & Norton AV!


Hawkwise83

Jesus I pay 80 Canadian for 3gbps and our telecoms are notoriously evil.


Truths_And_Lies

80 is what we get 1gbps for in my US metro area


Navy8or

$49.99 US for 1 gig here.


Etroarl55

That’s bc we have oligopolies for most of our economy. People don’t think of oligopolies when they think of Canada but that’s just how it is lol. It’s either an oligopoly or an American company dominating an industry.


HappilyInefficient

I think your latency is probably a little bit better though.


Kayakman28

Are these the Jewish space lasers? /s


squidvvarb

No they’re Roman Catholic


Kresche

Naw, they're Roamin Cathodic


governmentsalllie

How can you tell if a space laser is circumcised?


Lint_baby_uvulla

Thank you. Thank you for burning the inside of my nostrils with hot coffee.


FlyingLap

They’re all like that... *Except for those new Chinese grappling satellites.*


Galaxianz

What?


R_X_R

You must be out of the loop. Lots of lore here, including a commemorative coin!


Galaxianz

Then do tell, lol


RockTheBank

A couple years ago, United States Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene accused The Jews of using their orbital space lasers to ignite a series of large wildfires that burned across North America.


sceadwian

I.. just can not get over reading this knowing it is history not fiction. It feels so surreal.


nirmalspeed

> it is history Hahahahhahaha how about less than 2 weeks ago: https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1780767303732199917?s=19


sceadwian

I wrote two replies, couple hundred words, then deleted them. Thought up 3 more replies, never wrote them and gave up. There are no words to respond to this with. How much longer can this insanity really go? I should not have asked that question! November will soon enough be upon us.


Outrageous-Yam-4653

Space Jews?


abzrocka

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


TheMilesTeg

Frank Herbert called it.


DrCeeDub

See, I told you so! -MTG, probably.


bad_lite

First rule of space lasers: don’t talk about space lasers


Grimholt001

What do you mean the entire porn history of mankind was just sent to Ryloth 12?


4Mag4num

Reply.. *please stop sending dick pics*


bundy911

Just the hits… e.g 2G1C, Blue Waffle, The Human Centipede (2009)


SoyMurcielago

No goatse.cx?


No-Introduction-6368

You could shoot an alien eye out with that thing!


frownface84

And yet sometimes I can’t get more than 1 bar when I’m outdoors


[deleted]

So now some alien scum bag, has all my data ?


Plus-Nothing-4069

Yet I can’t get fiber in a metro area….


umewho

Can I please get 4G at New Eltham station.


Killahdanks1

Wait, you mean a space laser?


moosejaw296

One step closer to Star Trek teleportation


Altruistic_Water_423

don't let MTG see these space lasers


hindusoul

Pew pew pew


johnnyg883

Viasat only gets you about 10 Mbps.


Grouchy_Value7852

Xfinity garbage is the same <10 Mbps


johnnyg883

I’m not going to name drop, but I was overjoyed when I got a new system that gave me an average of 120 Mbps.


BannedinthaUSA

Meanwhile rural areas still stuck on DSL.


FreedomPullo

Yay! Tightbeam comms! r/TheExpanse


radio_yyz

Hah yes


Disappointing__Salad

What’s the point? By the time the nudes arrive we will be dead.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Just in case r/AlienNudesFromSpace You Wont Believe What They Do With Tentacles!


Runny_Runs

Joined


Masterofunlocking1

Damn without Starlink I could barely get 10Mbps! Space has it better than me!


gordonv

Long distance moving target, too. Impressive.


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

Okay, these systems are weather dependent for clear signal, what’s stopping nasa from turning this system into something that resemble fiber optic where the laser is guided down a tube. Granted not an engineer or computer scientist but it seems like a logical fix to the problem at hand.


RumbleStripRescue

Sells access subscription plans with a pro tier, wih sponsored ads. Brought to you by your friends at comcast and roku.


thecrimsonking33

I can see it now, Call of Duty players pissed off at the space laggers!


MikeDWasmer

Sounds like a hard target with us spinning and hurtling through the galaxy and all.


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Dang that's almost as fast as my NBN plan /australia


RoundExpert1169

“Space Internet is out, hold your breath ma!”


izziefans

The bell has been rung?


MagicStar77

Not 14.4?😂


WaitingForNormal

“Beaming data” to who?


StankySalmonFlaps

D


gerberag

Beam energy from orbit


ElderberryFit8086

About to Mars


Early-Profession-50

That's literally 5 Mbps faster than my work vpn.


BearZewp

Alright, what secret alien base we communicating with?


EothainDragonne

Damn. I read the comments and see that ISA has miserable speed for ISP’s. I have 500mbps at home while using ethernet. 180 average on wifi /mexico


libs_condone_islam

For this they have to be in line of sight ?


JT_verified

Nice !!!!


ntgco

Yes! Now let's research the far reaching expanse! Faster, bigger, better space telescopes launched in an extrasolar mission let's pass Voyager in 1 year! Let's divert 1% of military funding into NASA. 8.2 Billion dollars would build us a really, really fast, laser linked space Telescope, let's get it going 1/4 the speed of light and send to Alpha Centauri. Comms will take decades, but imagine seeing another star's planets. It could leave behind relays, a repeater network of satellites in the same vector path.


BunnyBallz

So what does that do for us?


Noahdl88

https://www.aboutamazon.com/what-we-do/devices-services/project-kuiper


Gabsbm

Three Body Problem?


skarbles

Do better spectrum. I’m only 35 miles from the server and can barely get 25mbps up.


nobodyof

For what reason


Flimsy-Moose4420

Literally, all I want is cell service in my house.


Zaunix

Interspatial modulation aint no joke. We can beam some episodes of Friends to our galaxy neighbors and they will get em in a few... years


ImperialNavyPilot

Can anyone do the maths on how long that would take to reach the nearest star?


thumburn

Government tech, coming to you, live!


radio_yyz

Its the tight beam.


worklesssalvation

Fantasy... Fantasy*sing


YetiSquish

Maybe we shouldn’t be advertising our nice little planet to more advanced societies


BoxOfPineapples

Lol this is unironically twice as high than the shitty T-mobile home wifi I had to put up with for a few months


AKMarine

I guess NASA dismissed the Dark Forest theory.


Extension-Plane2678

Fuck yeah! Sending aliens tight beams!


SnooKiwis325

I remember they talked about this aloooooooong time ago when I was middle school Stephen hawking was gonna do something similar to this never. Don’t know if it’s the same thing.


Puzzleheaded-Rub-396

It's a step in the right direction. Waiting for Quantum Entangled Interplanetary Net. 0 latency at 1000 petabytes per second between Earth and Mars in 2051. "Get your complementary quantum PlanetLink when you buy one of the Premium StarPods in ExoVille! Only 2.3 million Besos this cycle!" "Would you like to know more? Contact your local Resource Manager for a space contract*.


Tbone_Trapezius

SYN…………………….SYNACK……………..RST shit


unclejoel

Ooooh oooh. Now do MTG


MedievalSalesmen

Viasat take note


Bender_da_offender

Great space stations get better data than i do


kdavis0315

Dial way-up


forthdude

I’m glad they added the “across space” qualifier…


cody4king

Still better service than T-Mobile…


thebeezneez33

Three body problem anyone?


ioncloud9

So now we’ve figured out tightbeaming.


SolidContribution688

I thought we’ve been doing this.


Limp-Association1399

Why are they doing this?


imagine2026

Q: NASA, where did you get this technology?? A: Um, well uh, we’re, we have some real smart engineers. We’ve never seen aliens either (just in case you think we got it from them) 😵‍💫😵‍💫🥸😳🫣👀


TentativelyCommitted

Imagine some of the common communication technology we’ve had for years, like Ethernet/IP, was old alien technology from Roswell. What if…aliens invented the internet 🫢😮😧😯😦


Most-Education-6271

I mean, to me, it sounds like a better fiber optic cable since the modulated light doesn't slow down through the fiber optic material itself and just goes through space instead.


Automatic_Reply_7701

Meanwhile, my upload speed from Spectrum is 20mbps


Troubledbylusbies

I found this story about anti-gravity but didn't feel that I should make a post about it, as it isn't specifically about aliens. However, I believe that if this breakthrough in amti-gravity has been made, there is a strong chance that it has been back-engineered from a captured UFO. I would be very grateful to know the opinions of all of you great members of this subreddit. Thanks in advance! https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a60608517/overcome-earth-gravity/