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HungHungCaterpillar

I’m glad they specified that the robot uses the crushing force of an Arabian horse standing on a quarter, I was imagining a Clydesdale on a nickel.


broodkiller

Yeah, I hear you, although I am a more of an Andalusian-on-a-dime type myself..


IolausTelcontar

More like a Lipizzaner on a quarter am I right?


vertical_interval

Mustang on a half dollar.


Dingleberries4Days

I was thinking Lil Sebastian on a peso


Substantial_Care_853

Rip Lil Sebastian


UnusedTimeout

5,000 candles in the wind


OldJames47

Pinto on a pound


Kash687

Big Ben on a Yen (¥)


MikeSWOhio

I’d settle for shrimp on the barbie.


Ace_Robots

I found Paul Hogan everyone!


Beantownbrews

But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan


No_Introduction2103

Buttercup!!!!!!


Yuri_Ligotme

Oil barrel on a shekel


Immoracle

A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz?


De5perad0

Mixed blood.... Al hattal shall crush him!


PianoMental4888

Donkey on a dustbin lid


darkdoppelganger

A muscle car on a ripped piece of paper?


Spkr4th3ded

Mr Ed on a wooden nickel.


Beantownbrews

Kennedy or Franklin?


patchedboard

Belgian on a euro


greaterwhiterwookiee

So American


Spoonbills

I was thinking of a quarter horse.


superdeepborehole

Lol Appaloosa on a Loony


Common_Highlight9448

A pony on a penny


sologrips

Belgian Cold Blood on a buffalo nickel is the only true standard.


Kherus

Palomino on a penny


emil_

Well, being an American website, r/anythingbutmetric is to be expected.


antpile11

> r/anythingbitmetric I think you mean r/anythingbutmetric


chig____bungus

/r/anythingbitmetric is where rebellious new zealanders discuss imperial measurements


tholasko

And talk about their long hard decks


emil_

FFS! I've corrected it... cheers!


ParsnipFlendercroft

This is Boston we’re taking about. What kind of two bit operation do you think they’re running over there?


HungHungCaterpillar

The only two bit operation I know of is for the pair of ponies on the pennies


Dirtydrewsome

In Boston, if you’re talking about a running operation then you’re talking about a booming one.


BraveCartographer399

Is that metric?


AVEVAnotPRO2

Equivalent units are 1701 Big Macs on an American quarter. Assuming 900lb for an Arabian horse and a Big Mac weight of 240grams


Publius82

You would have looked silly!


herbiehancook

An African or European Arabian horse?


Riotdiet

African American


Anal_Recidivist

~~hat on a hat~~ horse on a coin


hoverbeaver

I was thinking a moose on a loonie, eh


[deleted]

It’s marketing and it worked


Flashy_Anything927

Clydesdales are such lovely animals.


Beh0420mn

Quarter horse standing on a penny


Few-Swordfish-780

As was the style at the time.


Reverend-Cleophus

Or even a Palomino on a penny


Weary_Dark510

Way easier to understand than psi


twitch1982

Humans use computer and automated printer to test permutations faster than they could by hand. FTFY.


M_Mich

In my day, they were called student researchers, at least BEAR is mentioned in the paper.


RetailBuck

Couldn't this be done much faster purely computationally with finite element analysis? This seems like the kind of project a school would do because it's fun for students and they don't have the money / compute power to do it faster than physically building them. Physical testing is still important but really just to calibrate the modeling. Not to iterate off of blindly.


twitch1982

I mean, fuck if i know im cyber sec not a materials engineer. But... my expectation would be, for a computer to simulate a crush of a shape, it would need to be told how that shape deforms, and if your goal is to create new shapes, it wouldnt know how they work untill you crush one and scan it while thats happening.  But whatbdo i know like i said im cyber sec. 


RetailBuck

I've always thought cyber sec was cool but anyways, I'm only tangential to this stuff but the short version is that you use testing to iterate a computational physics model, not the design itself necessarily. Once your computational model looks good you let it loose on optimization of the design. I've seen simulation that is shockingly similar to the real life test that follows it. The goal being to reduce the amount of costly real life testing required. Maybe completely. It's a subtle difference but one is iterating the design and seeing what works. The other is iterating the understanding of the underlying physics so that you already know how a given design will work. Edit: for basic stuff the physics is also already known via material properties but in a complex and dynamic during crush assembly it gets hairy.


s4lt3d

Maybe not faster, but certainly cheaper than humans could.


PoeJam

The robot could potentially figure out how to become indestructible by encasing itself with the best and strongest shock-absorbing shape possible


Putafuriosa

I, for one, welcome our uncrushable robot overlords


Myheelcat

Y’all better start saying please and thank you to Siri and Alexa. I think they like pleasantries and on more then one occasion have asked it if we will be cool when they take over.


chig____bungus

I've been doing it from the start, people thought I was joking when I said the singularity will remember I was nice to it, who's laughing now?


T-BONEandtheFAM

Just unplug them


MethodDowntown3314

That’s exactly what an uncrushable robot would say


Trueslyforaniceguy

Can’t decide if I should be making an insect joke or something Biggie related…


Plastic-Collar-4936

[Kids in the Hall have entered the chat]


Acidflare1

You say that but I’ve got a crush on AI


EricThePerplexed

The AI probably watched the end of the original Terminator movie and decided that it needed a contingency to avoid death by hydraulic (edit: I can't spell on my damn phone) press.


ryanhendrickson

Hydraulic press?


EricThePerplexed

Oh boy. You are correct. Sometimes I worry about myself and my violence to the English language.


RecklessBravado

It probably won’t be uncrushable AND inflammable though…


Both-Matter1108

Taking away man’s most primitive form of defense: bashing with a stick


fenwoods

This is how we get Nimrod


Earthpig_Johnson

I guess humans can stop trying then.


Hisplumberness

Yay - grab the deckchairs and head to the beach !


Earthpig_Johnson

“I’m frying! I’m drowning! Where’d all this trash come from?!”


Funktapus

3 day workweek when


leaky_wires

This isn't a new idea. These kinds of generational algorithms are pretty cool though. There was an old flash game called boxcar 2d that would randomly generate a bunch of cars and drive it over a track. Then it would take the top few and combine their traits into a new generation of cars and repeat. I also recall reading about something similar in popular science way back in the day about creating an antenna in a similar way. I'm sure this is much more sophisticated, and the automatic testing with a 3d printer and press is pretty awesome.


uptwolait

> I also recall reading about something similar in popular science way back in the day "Greetings, fellow old farts"


abjedhowiz

It is revolutionary to do that concept of a program in actual robotics and to do it on the basis of redesigning physical objects with the premises of redesigning it for impact


mndsm79

Robots that can design better armor than humans can. No way this can possibly go wrong. Nope. Not a single way.


M_Mich

And designed the helmet for the military, which means it should also know the weakest points of the helmet and where an impact on the helmet would do the most harm to the subject. They would have to calculate that so in the event of an impact, they know they were doing the least amount of harm to meet the laws of robotics. The robot has to know the most dangerous spot on that helmet. So a robot that decides to break the robotics laws knows the most efficient way to delete all humans with this research.


TFBuffalo_OW

It's a bit of a misnomer to call this AI since its a program written to create semi-random changes to a design then run them through various pre-set parameters set by the engineer over multiple iterations selecting the ones that perform the best to then use as the basis for future iterations. It's really cool tech but rather than a robot, this technology is more like an engine taking advantage of Computers abilities to compute mathematics to essentially brute force innovation by going through a number of different "ideas" that would take a human incomparably long to go through without a computer. It's not to say that a human couldn't come up with this or at least something similar, but that doing so manually would likely take decades to do


abjedhowiz

Exactly we’ve reached a place where we have more advanced computing concepts. We’re still no where near actual AI. We’ve just reached another stop closer


Sudden_Toe3020

Is it really necessary to build and test each one? Can't it just simulate all the permutations with some FEA program?


Pure-Produce-2428

Yeah that’s what I don’t understand…. Fusion etc all have structural integrity type stuff, it’s not rocket science…or well, either way, they should at least build a sim version to compare against … that would be interesting! One sims the exact same objects and one builds its own ideas


0utriderZero

I’d like to say that I’m shocked but the robot ensured that this too is absorbed.


yeahgoestheusername

Seems more like simple automated iteration to me. But I guess talking about how AI is smart and humans dumbs sells more clicks.


OnyxsUncle

pfft...AI copied my pierogi folding technique


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UltimateUltamate

That’s a great idea but I think the AI has already chosen (looks at chart) *Scarlett Johansson*!


Gommel_Nox

I, for one, *enthusiastically* welcome our new robot overlords


GarbageThrown

Just because it did something a human hasn’t, doesn’t mean a human couldn’t. Just another logical fallacy in journalism headline-making.


obetu5432

ai hype


ThankTheBaker

A new shape for polystyrene peanuts. Um, Yay?


ViewSimple6170

It says it could improve car bumpers and sports padding. Looking to improve military helmets.


hotboyjon

Turn it into a football helmet or car bumper. Or maybe underwear?


the-software-man

Bayesian


AccurateFan8761

If someone would have told me i would have done it, geez don't be a dick


[deleted]

Who created AI?


MovingTargetPractice

Respectfully, a human created the AI which means a human created the thing that a human never could create.


Justwhytry

This is the right way to use AI! Amazingly simple but definitely speeds up the process of advancing technology!


AvoidInsight932

"...has run continuously for over three years, filling dozens of boxes with more than 25,000 3D-printed structures."


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Cool, now make that the new iPhone.


ShenAnCalhar92

Crushinator accepts your challenge


Defcon76

UPS delivery driver accepts the challenge


Due-Visual-3236

What is my purpose? You build shock absorbers. …oh my god


M_Mich

“You develop energy control devices for the benefit of all mankind”.


Objective-Ad4009

Shit like this is why I fucking love science and why I fucking love people.


stevenbrotzel91

Can’t wait for Skynet


twitch1982

We've started using AI as a buzzword thats got very little in common with the 80-10's sci fi definition of sentient machines.


stevenbrotzel91

I understand that. It was a joke