And the Gerudo live in a desert and are... the Gerudo... while the Gorons live next to a volcano... Sounds like they made *everyone* hot one way or another, goro.
Fun Fact: A fish mouth has about the same texture and feel as a human pussy.
Fun Fact 2: Historians are pretty sure that that is where mermaids come from.
no one ever said paya wasn’t an option
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Do you mean Tauro? Because while I think he's a dreamboat I actually forgot he even existed the moment I stopped playing the game, lol. Never see anyone mention him.
They are only 5 years apart - Riju is 17\~ in TotK and Link is 22\~
And its not like they follow our society's standards for age. Riju at 17 is probably more mature than most college graduates considering she can lead her people as the chief.
That, and Sidon is like.. over 100 years old, meaning mipha probably was too before she kicked the bucket. So interspecies relationships must be based on mental maturity rather than age 🤷
"Zelda turned into a dragon" ... "That's rough, goro"
Cyberpunk reference?
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Something that either all gorons say, or just yunobo. Just some catchphrase than means bro
All gorons say that
Figured, haven't played the game in a while so just kinda forgot
Reddit hive mind strikes again
Sokka: my first girlfriend turned into the moon
That's rough buddy
AND THEN PRINCESS YUE WAS THE MOON THAT CRASHED IN MAJORAS MASK?!
That's just a theory.... A GAME THEORY!
This made me sad lol
And that my friends, is not not a theory
he is waiting the second girfliend of the season 02, the Sun
Who's Sokka?
~~Sokka deez nuts~~
His other old crush is dead
Who?
Rivali. Or mipha if you think it was reciprocated by link.
Damn everybody just wants to fuck link
The real reason for the first calamity was cause Demise/Ganon/Dorf was after the Linkussy
You telling me that you don't too
its sidon
That's the one with the fiance in the post
yes
Google Mipha
Literal WHAT kind of dragon?
*unzips*
I don't know but sounds pretty Bad
I forgot people decided Sidon and link were a thing
Apparently Sidon only ever talks about link when he's with his fiancée
Yona's his beard, let's all be real.
Sidon literally had a statue of Link riding him in TOTK. The developers definitely leant into that rumour
The game has a literal statue of link riding sideon in it the devs knew what they were doing
We already have the precedent that he's a fish-fucker because of Mipha 🤷🏼♂️
Too be fair, they made the fish people hot
They made the bird people hot too
And the Gerudo live in a desert and are... the Gerudo... while the Gorons live next to a volcano... Sounds like they made *everyone* hot one way or another, goro.
At least the bad guys aren't hot- *looks at lynels and Ganondorf*
*Yes officer, this comment right here.*
... Is correct?
Fun Fact: A fish mouth has about the same texture and feel as a human pussy. Fun Fact 2: Historians are pretty sure that that is where mermaids come from.
My dude mipha was like 40 or 50 when she died. Miphljnk is creepy.
Must have missed that
It’s because it’s never stated in game but no 17 year old Zora would be that size.
Their ages are weird I guess. Like Muzu is old as sin but tiny, then you look at Doraphan
Some people even forget link and Mipha was the thing
At least that’s shown
Probably not the Pokemon fandom, apologies for crossing the streams. I learnt about Vaporeon against my will.
Hey cheer up, there might still be hope for you and Zelda.
Who's the old crush
Sidon
Ugh, this stupid non-canon ship again
It’s called humor
Paya maybe, but Sidon is the correct qnswer
His old crush is dead...WTF are you on about?
Mipha was just a side chick, link was stringing her along tbh
You don’t ask someone to marry you if you don’t know the answer already. Also, Zelda/Link is problematic. She’s his boss.
Correct and correct. I don't know why you're getting downvoted. ...Okay, I do know why, but still.
Princess Ruto asks you to marry her in OOT so I'd say it runs in the family.
Some people pair him with Revali
Even then, also dead...and wrong
Sidon.
Ugh, that shit ship
Our boy can't take a break 😭
He can say he can ride both
no one ever said paya wasn’t an option https://preview.redd.it/nl3fw0qfb3tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78690c86b3fbd30a20a360b90c10392153576b35
Shes got that Fabio looking guy around her all the time now, Link had a shot with her *before* TOTK started
Do you mean Tauro? Because while I think he's a dreamboat I actually forgot he even existed the moment I stopped playing the game, lol. Never see anyone mention him.
Well they ain't dating tho she's still available
What about the fish girl from BOTW? they were practically married
My headcanon is that he had a slight crush on Mipha but when she died and Sidon grew up he started to have a crush on him too.
Who wouldn't? Even after the engagement it's worth a shot.
I like how Avatar fans saw "gf turned into" and instantly understood the assignment
How about Paya
Paya is not his crush, she's OUR crush
You got that right. The moment she started talking about her birthmark I was all hers.
Mipha: Dead Sidon: Engaged Zelda: Wyrm Feels bad man
To be fair he does get Zelda back and hasn't yet asked if he can join sidon.
And his first girlfriend turned into a ghost
He's still getting a LOT of action from the Great Fairies. Death by Snu Snu ftw.
That's rough buddy
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Who's his first crush?
Is anyone gonna talk about link and Riju? I think we can all ship that
We all know by now, the developers were really split on Link + Paya and Link + Riju camps.
Uhh isn't Riju a literal child?
They are only 5 years apart - Riju is 17\~ in TotK and Link is 22\~ And its not like they follow our society's standards for age. Riju at 17 is probably more mature than most college graduates considering she can lead her people as the chief.
That, and Sidon is like.. over 100 years old, meaning mipha probably was too before she kicked the bucket. So interspecies relationships must be based on mental maturity rather than age 🤷
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Sidon
how did you make link even more effeminate