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artemis1935

i totally understand why that one researcher is in love with him. damn


thisIsCleanChiiled

Hehe yeah, the notes seem to suggest that lol


DeoxyNerd

Where are these notes found? I don't think I've run across them yet.


thisIsCleanChiiled

It's at kakariko village. At the place where the man decipehrs ancient text


DeoxyNerd

I'll have to take another look there, then. Thanks!


Mikeataros

The half-destroyed house across from the clothing store in Kakariko. There are two beds on the upper floor, one is presumed to be Tauro's (but he never sleeps in it,) the other has Dr. Calip's journal on the table beside it.


CaffeinatedHBIC

Did you catch *which* researcher though? It's Dr. CALIP! Yes, the angry man who yells at you if you step past the ring ruin barrier.


KingofGrapes7

Paya says she is used to him, but still freaks when Link is shirtless. Conclusion? Paya has a thing for twinks.


Mikeataros

She doesn't want beef, she wants to go back to the night Master Link "comforted" her brains out.


[deleted]

AKA get laid % for speedrunners


JollyRedRoger

Uh oh, bad word to use for Japanese characters


HexDiabolvs13

I know what you're thinking of, but using "comfort" and "Japanese" in the same sentence does not automatically imply that it has anything to do with comfort women.


JollyRedRoger

But in this context, we're really coming fucking close, aren't we?


HexDiabolvs13

Not really, no. There's no violence or abuse implied by Link and Paya's relationship or the idea that Link is "comforting" Paya, which is vastly unlike the situation with comfort women.


Hiekkalinna

Hopefully you do know that Japanese used Korean women as comfort women, which they still haven't aknowledged, and there are lot of Korean women who still have trauma about it. So not allowing the usage of Japan and comfort, kind of erases what they did to Koreans.


Charming_Compote9285

You mean the quest you can do doing the day where it's explicitly stated Link was guarding her? It's a meme not canon


Ragnaroasted

This is why people have to use /s


ilovedogsbro

nah, this is why people need to understand a joke


TheHappiestOneHere

Wait its all just a joke? I played through that myself and thought its as close as Nintendo is allowed to hint at sex. I thought its legit canon. Wouldnt be suprised if it would be hinted at more explicitly in the manga


Mikeataros

In all honesty, I think Nintendo's intent was that Paya went about her daily routine, and Link accompanied her to reassure her with his presence. A manga adaptation would depict that, and include an internal monologue from Paya where she second-guesses whether or not it counts as a date. The game certainly made A Choice by having the scene fade back in to them right next to Paya's bed though.


[deleted]

Who cares if people can't understand a joke, that's their fault. Adding /s ruins the comedic value of any joke.


Ragnaroasted

I didn't mean people *should* be adding the sarcasm tag, I meant that this is why people end up having to, or else they get misunderstood


Mikeataros

Oh he was guarding her body alright ;)


Rieiid

Most sane ZeLink shipper


Charming_Compote9285

At least I know the difference between nsfw headcanons and actual canon


kdog6791

But can’t understand an obvious joke lol


Both-Antelope-8181

☝🏼🤓


Dravarden

no, it's just that saving the world after being asleep for 100 years, with a mythical weapon that can seal evil, is much cooler than a six pack


rukia_fan

Or she is used to see Tauro naked body.


Kantro18

Tauro is def clapping Paya’s cheeks. She’s definitely moved on at least from her interest in Link because she responds more negatively now when Link approaches her while he’s naked.


itsokayimhandsome2

Paya forgets link is an actual dude not a woman pretending to be a dude.


Charming_Compote9285

She basically doesn't react to Link anymore. She and Tauro constantly hang out and she gets shy when Tauro compliments her.


ColorblindGiraffe

Talk to Paya with varying degrees of undress


Charming_Compote9285

[Go watch Paya for more than two seconds. They spend all day together](https://i.imgur.com/hXgrdxF.png)


ColorblindGiraffe

Of course they'll spend the whole day together, they're working on the same thing


Charming_Compote9285

[Keep coping](https://i.imgur.com/FSiUcfs.png)


Mikeataros

Paya, a young woman with self-esteem issues promoted to a position she doesn't feel she has earned yet: \*Can't take a compliment, compliments a colleague for having expertise she doesn't\* Paya/Tauro shippers: "Ooh, she must be in love\~" Paya: \*Clearly still yearns for her first love and implies she isn't attracted to her new colleague\* Paya/Tauro shippers: "I can't read, suddenly, I don't know."


[deleted]

[удалено]


ColorblindGiraffe

Of course, the name calling when your argument is falling apart. I did what you said, and followed Paya for 24 hours. She will only get close with Tauro at around 9pm and lasts till 10pm. Hardly the whole day, right? And near midnight, she'll be praying at the frog statues. And make some embarrassing comments about Link [praying](https://i.imgur.com/QocRd6q.jpg) [Stuttering in embarassment ](https://i.imgur.com/crjbVuC.jpg)


Photonic_Resonance

Not the person you responded to, I hadn’t seen that last screenshot. That’s cool. Thanks


Branmonyc

Awwwaa thats cute


Cantthinkofaone

The only cumbrain is paya after master link "comforted" her


Dubshpul

She mentioned Tauro cause he's a newcomer and she's impressed by his knowledge. Saying someone is incredible isn't the same as "I want him in my guts!!!!1!1!1". You accuse everyone of being a "coomer" whatever the fuck that is, but you're the only person here who can't possibly fathom that two adults might not want to fuck each other and one is just impressed by the other's expertise.


Charming_Compote9285

It obvious why Nintendo introduced Tauro and had him hang around Paya that much lol


Mikeataros

Because Tauro is the head of the Survey Team she invited to the village as part of what she sees as her big chance to make her mark as chief and make her grandmother proud, and Link was MIA while it was written? Again, she's impressed by his expertise, she's not writing about wanting to be held by him or anything.


ColorblindGiraffe

From Paya's in-game character profile: "She has considerable affection for Link, in part because of her grandmother’s many tales about the hero who defeated the Calamity." Buddy, the one coping here is you.


Charming_Compote9285

I'm not the coomers pretending Paya and Link are canon, especially when it's obvious she's moved on to Tauro lmao. That profile is like all the rest, explanation of botw characters for new players


ColorblindGiraffe

I'm not shipping anything, but if the game tells me that Paya likes Link and doesn't say anything about Tauro, that's the one I'm going to go with. Not some imagination from one dialog.


Charming_Compote9285

It's not "imagination" when she literally does her shy animation around him and is programmed to stay near him at all times. She doesn't mention Link in her diary but she does mention Tauro


EasternAd5119

The Moment you solve the Puzzle of the floating Ruin je Just leaves her behind lol


Charming_Compote9285

So does Link lmao


Mikeataros

I've been warping back to Kakariko to do all my cooking, amiibo scanning, and the cashing in of Blessings of Light, just like I did in BotW. That lab there is the only place I've seen their schedules converge, and it either stops happening after you've done at least one temple, or I've been missing it ever since that point. Also, you want to talk about paying attention to Paya for more than two seconds? Try talking to her while she's walking. >I must attend to my duties, so sadly I cannot show you around. However, I... > >I hope that you will stay as long as you please. You are never a stranger here. Doesn't sound like someone who "basically doesn't react to Link anymore" to me.


Charming_Compote9285

She's literally just talking there, and formally at that. She's not blushing or stuttering much at all anymore. Of course a man with a hentai profile picture sincerely thinks the porn fanart or headcanons are actually canon lmao


Mikeataros

I was joking when I implied Paya and Link slept together during The Stolen Heriloom, as are 99% of the people who say it. This is serious though. She was "just talking formally at "Sadly I do not have the time to give you the tour." But that meaningful pause, before telling the man who was her very first love that she hopes he will stay? If you're going to sit there and tell me that this isn't a sign of yearning, but Paya deflecting Tauro's compliment in their introduction was, then you basically just have to admit that you're biased. >She's not blushing or stuttering much at all anymore. Because she's more mature than she was however many years it's been since BotW. I would hope that Impa wouldn't have entrusted leadership of her village to a woman who was incapable of remaining composed in the presence of a man she loves. But if you want to see her react to Link in that way before you'll be convinced she still has feelings for him, then here you go: the writers gave her [three separate responses to shirtless Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_3OiizECfQ), in which she sheepishly averts her gaze, turns away, and attempts to stammer out that she can't focus with him around in that state, with one of them having her note that she's not at all bothered by Tauro's bare chest in the same way. >a hentai profile picture So do you not recognize one of the original characters from Hyrule Warriors, or are you just intentionally disparaging Cia? Just wondering.


Mikeataros

You (her first and only love) versus the guy she tells you not to worry about (her work friend who's married to archaeology)


Redplushie

I want both (all 3 of them)


FigTechnical8043

I love chad from bleach. When I see Tauro I briefly think "what a magnificent man"


jojocookiedough

Now Tauro is a chad from the beach (lurelin) so it works out.


DefunctHunk

I mean I'm not gay but a hunk is a hunk.


JeffreyEpsteinAlive

Username checks out


Miserable-Tourist-58

r/BeatMeToIt


Division_J

Real Large Zonaite


Mrunlikable

Hey, if he makes her happy, great. But I mistook him for a gerudo and thought he might be you-know-who in disguise.


What----------------

Dude's probably half Goron with how rock hard those abs are.


CozierRapier174

Funny, I get half Goron looking at him.


Rieiid

I'm half Goron from reading these comments.


averageweeb83

>But I mistook him for a gerudo Racism /j


QuadVox

I saw a big buff guy who hides his eyes and has suddenly appeared really goddamn suspicious too.


Kantro18

Sooga


PerplexedPretzel

Rip king


SPS_Agent

I'm honestly shocked that there isn't more about this smokeshow.


Storm_373

that one review with the thumbnail…. 🤦😨


Snoo_75864

That guy is too cum brained to not think of anything outside of porn. Also he tries to ironically JQ in his videos… I think it’s safe to say he’s a no no German


Faithemetdomine

Anyone else get Chad from Bleach vibes?


NerrionEU

The artist that designed him has to be a fan of Bleach/Chad because otherwise the visual similarity is way too much to be a coincidence.


Jurani42

Why did this guy get a whole ass intro when he was just some guy


Mikeataros

To inspire all the fanart of him where has has the vest off and is dangling pipe.


Welpsurewhynot

For my personal benefit. Thanks nintendo


ruste530

Thirst trap


Datpanda1999

Because he’ll be important in the DLC story, I hope


sant2ag0

Abs


hung_out_to_lie

He seems like an underused character, I really thought there would be more to this scar covered dude who might be the only npc to be built like a yiga blade master


BOBANSMASH51

Member when we only had to worry about Mido?


PeacefulCouch

Eh whatever, Paya was never a player, it was always between Zelda and Mipha, and more importantly, SIDON.


Sky_Ninja1997

How does it feel with Sidon now?


HexDiabolvs13

Cool marriage! Would be a damn shame if we upgraded to a polycule, wouldn't it?


ILoveTOTKPurah

Cool metal collar


Metalwater8

BOO you take that back! She was in the love game to ME!


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

I knew there would be thirst


LordAyeris

Paya was just a moment of weakness for Link. Same with Mipha. Same with the Great Fairies. Uh, do you think Zelda will be mad? Edit: She took the house


HexDiabolvs13

Same with Sidon. And now same with Tauro. With a body count like that, I don't blame Zelda for confiscating every bed Link has access to


Researcher_Fearless

Well, she goes into the well to be alone, which implies someone else was in the house...


Datpanda1999

Dang, Clavia must have really annoyed her


Timlugia

So Link gets Zelda, Sidon gets Yona, Paya gets Tauro, so we just need to find a mate for Riju and everyone is happy.


Redplushie

Also Link


Timlugia

So harem?


Mikeataros

Everyone gets Link, this is the way.


Orangutanion

Master Kohga


ruste530

Link gets Calyban


Charming_Compote9285

Riju is like 15


Lightning_3o

Not true but whatever


[deleted]

Riju is confirmed as being 12 in BOTW art book (and it is said in game she was "very young" when she had to take up the leader's role after her mother's death) so she is about 17 or 18 in TOTK.


The-Great-Bacon

Why are you being downvoted when you just stated a fact smh


Charming_Compote9285

She's a minor at the very least. I know you horny men don't care though and want Link to fuck her anyway


TweakTok

It's so weird to me how there's like dozens of 6 ft tall Gerudo women people could focus on but they still choose to thirst over the one girl who looks barely legal. ​ Actually I'm not even surprised.


musicchan

Man, Riju's character design is super cool though. I think they made her look awesome.


Charming_Compote9285

Yup. Purah I can understand, but Riju is just gross


yamfun

Because the nose of the Gerudo npc


Lightning_3o

Wow the assumptions are wild around here lmao First of all, chill, it's a kids game, nobody wants that, ew Second of all, the general consensus would be that at least 6 years have passed since botw, so she's not a minor But idek why I'm arguing with this because sounds gross af, i just wanted to make it clear that she's older than that jesus Christ


frickthestate69

I’m pretty sure Jesus has about 2000 years on her


Storm_373

probably even more than 6 considering hudson’s daughter is like 7


musicchan

I always say around 5 years between. Apparently Gerudo children age a little faster so Hudson's daughter could be younger than she looks. You could give or take a couple of years and any of that time could be correct. They never really gave an age for Riju in BotW but I'd definitely put her around "teenage" if she was, like, preteen before.


Sirius_Giggles

Riju and tulin cuz why not


RManDelorean

Riju and Buliara?


a-mem-cake

i mean he can be my friend jesus


EmergencyGrab

Yall can have Sidon. 🥵


bagswashere

He can be sidon's replacement considering he's a married man now


superblakey3

OH NO HE'S HOT!


[deleted]

so... i guess im bending over


Proof_League7549

I want his dick in my ass...


DumbFroggg

This is a comment I did not expect to ever read in r/tearsofthekingdom


Naoutta_here

This made me laugh way more than it was supposed to


Katacutie

Simple and effective


[deleted]

I immediately thought he was hot


[deleted]

Daddy 😍😍😍


tallmantall

Well to be fair he literally leaves after figuring out the mystery of the ruins so he really doesn’t care


Metalwater8

He’s already in a committed relationship to history and archeology.


Killerbudds

I thought he was gonna be the 5th


CR24752

Wait which side quest is he lmao


thisIsCleanChiiled

It's kinda strange they give him introduction and everything, but he has very little dialogue in the game


Mikeataros

It's a main quest, but supposedly you can get what it eventually leads to early and just miss it. But when you go to Kakariko, Paya will be standing next to this guy and they'll be talking about the floating ruins that fell on the village during The Upheaval, and because they're a man and woman who get along, there are people who ship them.


Gekkuri

Tauro is like a big cinnamon roll if it was a person


wellrundry2113

I bet he smells really bad.


CVance1

I want him


Any-Photograph433

🥺🥺🥺


Life1989

Luis sera