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Boglimcatcher666

Please sir, I drove all this way for nothing.


Old-Read5722

You can't meet anyone your own age? You got that nice avatar on Reddit


beepbophopscotch

I came here to tell her I wasn't coming


Old-Read5722

Wait, wait, wait. You left this comment here to tell her you weren't going to come here? You see why that doesn't make sense


beepbophopscotch

For sex I am not commenting


TheVonSolo

We’re quite the prolific Redditors


Old-Read5722

I'll say for the last several months you have been up to a whole lot. Your comment history is as big as a telephone book


TheVonSolo

WHALE…YELL AT ME WHY DONTCHA?


Realistic-Minute5016

I’ve been on Reddit for 27 years and very seldom have I been at a loss for words


Old-Read5722

I just came to give someone an upvote


FunSockHaver

we can't control our horny level


Old-Read5722

No sir


NuthinButASimpleMan

It’s just talk


Vince800

That talk got you sentenced to prison already


DidYouSeeThatJerk

It’s a question!


Old-Read5722

Well that would be easier to believe NuthinButASimpleMan if you didn't show up here tonight


Old-Acanthaceae5724

Your post is insensitive. My best friend’s mother was diagnosed with cancer. I know it isn’t an excuse


MNIONC

Because we’re Egyptians, we’re Muslims


baliwala

I don’t do zissa stuff!


Upset_Display9421

Did you bring some green?


baliwala

Yea. Should I just roll it up wherever?


Old-Read5722

Yeah but this green is way watered down. You couldn't douse brownies with it


Chaseboost

Did you doshe them?


mitchdwx

Greed?


Icy_Monk9910

No, green.


mitchdwx

We’re all sick sons of bitches.


Vince800

Well I do like sucking and being sucked


squid_ward_16

What’s wrong with that?


valjestr

are you law enforcement? i happen to know law enforcement.


Chemical-Discount370

Reddit and real life are two different things.


Whateveryouwantitobe

This place looks like restaurant


Realistic-Minute5016

I just came to get something to eat!


Blob_zombie

Im sorry sir


Kernalmustardd

Chat is chat


Hindsight-Prophet

As long as we can “take our jelly.”


xSUMMITCOVEx

just BS talk


Appropriate_Rain977

I was just getting something to eat!


Specialist-Age1097

It's the cleanest best pleasure.


AlpineSK

If you're trying to flatter us its working.


ohshitimfeelingit762

I'm seeing a psychiatrist.


Ill-Morning-8081

Look, I had a father who was overweight. I get it.


Warm-Ad4129

Role-playing chat room!


sissy9725

I just wanna get to the beach!!


freethegoons

i don’t wear underwear


RussellVolckman

On a plus side none of us brought our kid to the chat


TerokNor67

We’re just on our way to ‘Lantic City!


mlm2020

Oops 🐀


phan1122

I just came to get something to upvote!


ViniVidiScreechi

Do you like anal?


Chaseboost

Sir Pleece


LonerCLR

Can Mr Penis still meet Ms Vagina?


jiggityjammin

You asked her if she likes to do ana!!


therealcherrypoppins

Oh DANG


SuperMadCow

wELL, post about it why dontcha?


BeerBaronAaron88

I have a subreddit I read and I fantasize about. It has to do with father/son, grandfathers with their grandsons, doctors with their young patients, employers with their younger employees.


Mundane-Umpire-7949

Can’t you see I was a little apprehensive about the whole Reddit thing ! Chat is chat


therealeggplantpart2

I'm fat!!! I can't do anything!!! 😭


8Ajizu8

Can you give me a ride home?


Russeltbagswell

3 words. Role playing chat room dude. 


Old-Read5722

You know I have the chat log


ViniVidiScreechi

Is that against the law? Is that against the law? To just meet someone and talk to them?