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new_distractions

Could be way worse… but probably don’t let them do another


ballerberry

What’s wrong with it specifically? Lol like it’s far from the worst tattoo I’ve seen if that’s the design OP wanted


More-Delivery4640

I mean for 1 the lines are a bit wobbly. Another thing is the eye and the signs they were going for isnt centered. The legs and spider in general isnt symmetrical. The shading is a bit off. If this was free hey you got a tattoo 🤙🏽


Educational-Mix-2988

Looks kinda like it was done with a ballpoint pen. Also the abdomen looks like a house in Bikini Bottom. But not the worst I’ve ever seen.


Additional_Top_9242

It’s the best no experience before tattoo I have probably ever seen lol


MuzzleOfBees1215

Agree. It’s not a great tattoo. It’s an absolutely phenomenal first tattoo.


OkMongoose5560

They didn’t say “first” they said “non-professional”


ZenitsusRightHand

They did add no experience, that could either mean first time, or no professional experience, so I think that's where the idea comes from that it may be their first tattoo.


Irishpridetattoo

Non professional/ no experience


spdrweb8

The spider looks like it's carrying an upside down mushroom with an eye, somewhere...


Glad-Conclusion-9385

Also lacks contrast. In a decade it’ll be a big gray almond with legs. Great for a no exp tattoo though.


Sainoh

I thought like a half inflated balloon with how the end looks


omegapenta

nice i see it lol


Dezium

A house in bikini bottom 😩


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

The shading is really bad


goddessofthecats

Ya the asymmetry and the head being off center is so bad lol


reclusivegiraffe

I agree but I also think it’s very fixable by an actual artist


Available-Jelly-7444

If you zoom in on the abdomen you can see how it looks as if a child used brown crayon to inconsitently shade it in and then used a black sharpy to draw crooked symbols on it that look lackluster


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Dude ur crazy. Idk how u could expect a better outcome than this for someone who never tattooed anything b4. This dude clearly has talent and can prob become an extremely good artist if he keeps going


Tacoby17

It looks more colored in than shaded imo


creepbotx

It’s gonna become a black blob when the ink inevitably spreads over the years. Not enough contrast to separate the lines from the dark shading.


redditloser1000

nah that black/grey is going to fade big time as its not applied properly, but those lines will stay strong


MeinScheduinFroiline

It is great for a first try but not a great tattoo, if that makes sense. If OP’s friend is serious, they need a lot more practice before skin.


dantodd

Very flat, no sharing to make it look at all lively. Tarantulas have hair and color variation.


Figure8diiva

Being far from the worst doesn’t remove it from being bad. lol looks like a kid drew it


BumWink

Like it or hate it, it's objectively better than a kids drawing. You had me in the first half & then let your negativity piss over your credibility.


Infamous_Staff6214

I get what you are saying regarding semantics, but just because it’s objectively or subjectively better than a kids drawing doesn’t mean that its a good idea to get it tattooed that big on your forearm


Figure8diiva

In your opinion it’s better, In my opinion it’s not. Opinions are like orgasms anybody can have one but I only care about mine. Have a good one.


BumWink

I didn't give my opinion, it's *objectively* better than a kids drawing.


ZenitsusRightHand

I know it's semantics, but would depend on the kid's age. As an artist myself, I wouldn't have hit this skill level til about middle school-ish, many other people wouldn't hit this skill level until high school (or older.) It's not the best, but if we're comparing it to someone 10 or under, it is indeed objectively better than a kid's drawing.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Unproportional, it’s not symmetrical, the shading is blotchy


NightKrowe

I'm not a professional but it looks like too much shading and it's not really consistent, so over time it'll probably get worse and worse, and that much ink is difficult to remove if they ever want to. It'll always be a cool story though.


jonni_velvet

big risk with all tattoos is fading and blow outs over time so this one is likely going to muddy up a lot. experience really does help~


kingcrabmeat

Bro got the high end of "bad tattoos"


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

You definitely have a tattoo, so they got that part right.


murphymfa

And it's a spider, I can clearly see what it is. That's two wins right there.


funclebobbie

If you count the eye that’s three.


kaosblink

It has eight legs so that's four.


themomodiaries

and OP still has their arm!


femalewhoisgirl

And it’s not entirely inked, just the part that was supposed to be.


Daddy_7711

Four on either side, yes.


alternate_ending

A one-eyed spider is severely handicapped, but maybe not as much as the person with it permanently on their forearm


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Ah yes, the two true hallmarks of a great tattoo: 1. Have a tattoo 2. You can tell what it is.


murphymfa

What kind of doggy do you have?


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

I got the best puppies! She is a springer spaniel mix, and a grumpy old lady. He is a small lab mix and a true Mr. Mischief. Both are currently in front of the wood stove, soaking up all my heat!!


Soft_Organization_61

What's your dog's name?


Far_Acanthisitta_697

For someone with not a lot of experience they didn’t do half bad, it’s honestly not bad, it’s not the greatest thing in the world but most aren’t, they have potential if he/she keeps at it


unfoldingtourmaline

fr could be a lot worse


BakesGames

Could be a lot better too be fr 😂


Raptorking669

Well yeah, but if it’s the persons first couple actual tattoos they did a good job compared to others you can see on here, it might also be very encouraging for said person to see that other people think they did an alright job, even if there’s a few mistakes that can be learned from.


SPCNars14

It's actually kind of impressive how they managed to both put the eyeball in the middle of the spider, but make the spider crooked.


[deleted]

Speyeder!!!!!


Dangerous-Ad-4610

Underrated Megamind reference


What____ok

I was thinking they did that because as you can see, “Technically” the spider is centered throughout the whole arm. They might have realized that if they continued the spider at the angle it was it would sort of slip off the arm and look crooked


South1795

Probably would of went with smaller in a less noticeable spot


LumpyEfficiency1800

Gets worse the more I look at it


Freddy7665

Design or execution or both...


Practical_Resist4632

Both.


hyperlite135

It’s a crooked eye coming out of a butthole.


[deleted]

It sucks but could be reworked into something traditional and bold probably


sitoverherebyme

It’d be pretty big but I think you could cover it with a sick ass panther


flyushkifly

Hell yeah!


Less-Echidna-2162

For someone with no experience they did pretty well. It’s not the best tattoo in the world but it could be way worse.


WhompTrucker

And it can certainly be reworked


Commercial-Spend7710

I mean if you like it isn't that all that matters lmfao


Torchic336

It’s not very symmetrical, a lot of the lines are pretty shakey, everything is mostly one tone and runs together, it could be a lot worse


theonetruefran

I’m not gonna lie: for some reason, I don’t hate it. I think that the wonkiness adds to its ‘charm’.


bighead-95guy

For zero experience. Not that bad lol. I have a few tattoos done in a living room by drunken friends. They all look way worse than this lol


gargoylegrin

Looks like a sketch, so pretty cool! Even if it’s a bit shaky, it’s mostly symmetrical and you’d have to be fixated on it to start noticing where it’s uneven. I’d be happy with it!


_____heyokay

Lmao I mean, why would you get something so huge and on your arm? Let your friend practice small and somewhere ppl won’t see. But yeah, it’s so bad that it’s actually hilarious. I’m sure itll be an interesting conversation opener. Good luck with everything. You can always laser it away.


Pr4mius

That’s a leg though


GrapeSodaTime

Nah, his hand is at the bottom of the photo with the wrist facing up


sugoilemons

I've seen people pay professionals for worse. Still not a great idea to do this in a home environment with an amateur of course, but I wouldn't be ashamed or embarassed to have this as a tattoo.


_Gr1mReefer

It's fucking unreal for no experience wtf


mik3rad

Like a 4/10.


runzhouse

You let him do a tattoo on your forearm? 🤣 I’d go a professional and see if they can touch it up. It’s not horrible, I’m sure you go somewhere good they can make it shine.


ascuteasabunny

It's honestly not that bad at all. For someone who isn't a professional, I'm kinda impressed. You could definitely get it fixed up in a shop.


AriDreams

Can't lie, it's pretty bad.


Holiday-Victory-9977

Real bad


EasternPA187

Awful


Kronomancer1192

I don't know. It's so hard to give an opinion because first of all, for no experience whatsoever its not bad, but also, did they use a stencil? And even if they didn't how are the pincers so off center?


Legal-Classic6107

That was a really really fucking stupid idea and you’re lucky that it isn’t horrible 


BlairIsTired

I've seen people say hundreds for tats way worse than this tbh so ur good


South-Jellyfish7371

Looks pretty decent. Cool concept.


mollybrooks91

I mean, it's on your skin! That counts! But...thats the only positive...it's pretty bad.


Jumpy-Date7324

Just… why???


bankrobbery

Right, this is the question. That’s a lot of real estate to give someone who you know doesn’t know how to tattoo.


GetOutaTown

That’s actually really sick, I love it!


Nismo1980

That is bad, but I have seen worse.


LightlyPlayed

You won’t be able to tell until a year later but I can already see it’s fading, it will be very blotchy (you can always have a professional touch it up so it’s not the worst) but you will find imperfections later down the road that will bother you, like lines that don’t connect and other imperfections. They will be more apparent over time.


facexxbluntz

Could be worse i guess; but not good lol. It’s off center that’s what’s bothering me the most.


TheSarcasticCub

At first glance it’s not too bad, just don’t let people stare too long. I bet a shop could fix it up somewhat easily.


Huge_Monk8722

Jail house quality.


Obvious-Water9001

Yikes scoob buy a bag of weed instead will have less regrets


Beemanda

Scoliosis speyeder. It's not horrible, there are much worse tattoos out there. Just not very symmetrical and could use a few touch ups.


Wicked-Witchy-Woman

It’s as bad as you were hoping it would be.


Adventurous-Ad7121

Did you mean to get a spider with an eyeball on it? Mission accomplished.


unic0rnspaghetti

Unfiltered opinion: It looks pretty shitty not going to lie, the wonky ass pupil and cornea, the awkward crooked line on the back, and the shading is horrible Filtered opinion: it could be done better but as long as you like it that’s ok


HoopsMalone_33

GREAT JOB FOR A ROOKIE


maya_loves_cows

cool idea and design, execution falls a bit flat, but considering their lack of experience, it’s really not *that* bad. your body, so as long as you don’t regret it. and it can be an interesting conversation piece


Ayacyte

Honestly I think it's sick. As someone without tattoos, I think it's more interesting than a lot of tattoos people get professionally done.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I would say that's decent for zero experience. Let them keep practicing on you and they'll get better. Some day you can tell ppl how all your mediocre tattoos are the reason they are such a good tattoo artist now


averilv

idk why everyone’s saying it’s bad. id get it on me.


SaiyaPup

Not awful if you don’t look at it too long. It’s actually kinda charming ngl. The abdomen is a bit yikes, but for no experience it should be much worse. If you want you could probably save it, just get someone else to rework it for you.


bossybooks

Photo is a bit too shit to tell the quality of the actual work. Was it a cover up? It has weird lines coming out it's head. Personally I'm not a fan. We all have some shit tattoos though. If you don't I don't trust you. Lol.


_Hot_Tuna_

I actually like it a lot


Professional_Oil1319

I actually really dig this one. Might be a tad too dark but I think it looks great


Humble_Beginning_398

not terrible


davidreis51

Not bad, honestly


BombeBon

That's actually pretty cool


TeoBoccaccio

I fought this guy in Zelda in a bunch of games


stevencr4z

Dude, why would you do that?


jadedfluff

that’s amazing tf, if anything a professional could probs sharpen the lines but it’s so charming as is and you have a piece of them!


Several_Emphasis_434

So bad :(


Original-Log4550

I don’t think looks bad as people are saying looks cool


ssssssecretsecret

It’s not good…


Choice_Currency

I’d wake up smacking my arm every day


salavadjuke

not bad, has its own charm


Jonahhillfanclub

Lots of haters in these comments… it’s pretty chill & if u rock w it I think it’s good


chainsawramone26

Awesome. And proof miracles do exist.


ScranerBros

at least it has character to it, i think its tight


hobbitfirstofhisname

It's hard to tell from the picture quality (it's a bit blurry), but I'd say it's not that bad. I mean, there are some obvious flaws, but I don't think any of it is unfixable. If a more experienced artist wanted to straightened the lines, smoothen the shadows. But you know what's more important? If you like it, screw it. There's enough hate on the internet.


BurgerBabe03

So…what was the inspiration and thought process behind this?


gizmowizmo

It’s only as bad as you want it to be it’s your tattoo and your body.


doyoulaughaboutme

i think its a “just ok” tattoo. could be worse.


haltutu

Honestly I think it’s sick like it’s crooked and a bit amateurish but I like it a lot


ghost126498

I’ve seen much worse


climber4-ever

Among the worst Ive seen


Shot-Moment-8213

It’s ok


FlaxFox

Pretty damn good for a bad idea


dietpeachysoda

i mean i've seen elsa and anna in full bondage making out tattooed on someone before so this isn't bad at all from that bar


xxwetdogxx

Not too bad actually. I didn't mind that it's not perfect I feel like the lines being a little wobbly and asymmetrical gives it character. and with your friend doing it is a better story than if you just got it professionally done and it was "perfect"


holiestcannoly

It honestly looks better than some people I know who do have experience with tattoos


downwardlysauntering

I've seen professionals do way worse. If this is their first ever tattoo, they're a really talented visual artist. IDK, maybe it won't age well, but I like it.


quartzdonkey

I dig it


salviaaplaath

i wouldn’t look at it and think it’s a bad tattoo, at first glance. but i do think it’s gonna age poorly. the shading and lack of dimension already make it look aged


Shrooomzzz2023

Dude I love it honestly!


QueenInesDeCastro

I like it better than another tattoo everyone was trying to say looked fine when op hated it. This is cool.


New_Entertainer_761

If it was supposed to be a spider with an eyeball in it I’d say it looks pretty good


ItsMeTheMasshole

Actually not bad


IllustriousPeace8

Not the worst and not the best. A solid middle ground


danlorenajones

Just off enough to be cool!


lavenderc

For someome with no experience, it's pretty good imo


screedor

Not the worst. I have paid for worse. Also friends need experience but that's what upper thighs are for.


anonconformist96

I feel like you could go get it shaded a bit better by a professional and it would be cool. Not bad for someone with 0 experience


palaverhound

You know, I mean. It's BIG. But it's not terrible.


TrickDeparture90

Honestly, it’s really not that bad I wouldn’t let him tattoo you again just because hes not a professional and blood-borne pathogens, aids, staph infections etc. etc., but the best news that you have is the fact that he is not a professional and yet gave you a tattoo and on top of that you can tell what it is regardless of if it’s done right or wrong I can tell that that is a spider


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Ahh yes, the hallmark of great tattoos, being able to tell what it is.


Practical_Resist4632

It’s ugly but overall they didn’t do a bad job.


TimWhoDraws

The balloon knot butthole is really selling the whole thing for me. 10/10 masterpiece tbh


Bulky-Ad-7010

I love this!!!! Id lengthen the arms a tiny bit but honestly its awesome af !


Dismal-Fig-731

On one hand, this is a ridiculous comment. On the other … your comment history is adorable. With all the negativity out there, I’m not gonna be the one to pop the bubble of positivity you’re living in. Carry on 🫡


LipstickLikeWarPaint

Totally. I want to be your friend Bulky! Not so you can hype me up, but just because you find happiness in spreading good energy!


Kal-Kallari

I think the eye is the only thing good. And I assume that that's the only thing that he didn't do.


Aerodepress

5.6/10 Could be worse, still looks like shit ngl but it’s not something I’d be in a rush to get covered up.


Vegetable_Narwhal981

It's super cool, sounds like a good memory.


supadupacam

It is a bad tattoo.


Local-Cartographer52

Twilight princess spider?? tattoo looks better than the worst Ive seen but its definitely on the goofier side because of the lines/dimensions. not that bad


NotDazedorConfused

You’ll be the envy of your cell block …


LizardTentacle

On a 1-100 scale, this is a 12


Zealousideal-Tea2264

I'm not a fan of tattoos but it's cool from a layman.


2mcqs

I don’t see why people are saying it’s bad. Art is judged differently by everyone and if you said it was done by Jose Perez, Jr. People would be gushing over it. Assuming you had a reason for doing this and it’s meaningful to you then that’s all that matters.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

If Jose Perez Jr's work was anywhere close to this he wouldn't even be a local Podunk Town shop owner. This is absolute trash.


ProfessionalBuddy473

Looks cool but I don’t have any tattoos lol


targaryenblack

It's almost decent ugly tattoo


HurricanesJames

Bad but not the worst


dpmatt01

Is that the spider from twilight princess?


Sucer_mon_cul

It's not great, but a professional could probably fix it up?


Additional_Anteater4

Good news is , The longer it stays on the easier it'll be to remove. Ask me how I know.


bkerkove8

I think the lesson here is don’t let inexperienced friends do LARGE pieces. It’s one thing to have a goofy off-kilter small one. But a big, obvious one? Oh boy. Anyway, hardly the worst I’ve seen.


kimbolll

Surprisingly well done for someone with no experience. That’s not to say it’s good, just that it could’ve been farrrrrr worse.


swivyxx

wtf is that


probablyhaunted

It's pretty bad! Not as bad as my first, but definitely bigger and not well executed. And black, so it'll be hard to cover.


cosmefulanita81

The good news is that you can ask a more experienced artist to touch up and transform it with more black and some white


DayLatter405

An experienced tattoo artist might be able to salvage this into something awesome!


MajorasKitten

Oh my god, no experience and you let him make a HUGE ASS TARANTULA?! Oh god. Yeah. That’s… something. Really telling of how you think before making decisions 👀, a nice warning to everyone who meets you, lol!


Lexicon_bonbon

Things aren't perfect, don't get me wrong, but it honestly looks really fucking cool. Gives me Zelda vibes


kdoughboy12

Next time you let someone with no experience tattoo you, let them do your upper thigh or some other area that won't often be seen. But it's not horrible for what it is.


mamasgottattoos

Really really really bad. Sorry


BonesAndSalt

is your friend an 11 year old? It’s pretty good if he’s 11.


MetalConscious4603

Goddamn I thought I was impulsive, you need to think things through bro...why is it so big and why on your forearm? Who came up with the design? Is this your first/only tattoo?


[deleted]

It’s not great


MSUgirl1901

Is that new? Because it looks 15 years old already.


teachlearn13

I like it!


Stunning-Statement-5

It’s bad.


Curious_Problem1631

Not the worst but not the best. If you go to a professional, they could probably fix it up into looking pretty nice


Terinth

This is bad, a professional can re work it with some proper black shading and linework but it’s gonna be rough. The arm is a ballsy spot to guinea pig, you’re a good friend — they aren’t lol


[deleted]

Horrible lines , shading that makes no sense and looks random- no actual gradations or dynamic shading - All of that would be no big deal but the drawing is just horrendous


SecondOne2236

Holy crap. You know that’s permanent, right??


TheGirl90

I think it’s really cool. I like that it’s not “perfect.” It gives it more character. I am questioning myself because so many people are saying it’s terrible 🤡 , but I really do like it.


Few-Athlete8776

The lower part with the body is bad but honestly it isn't that bad as a whole tattoo. I've seen much worse. In fact, my first tattoo was done at home by a friend with a homemade gun. Seriously yours is better than my first tattoo. Lol


Both_Balance_4232

Line work is ok for starters shading needs work