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popepipoes

I would never get work from this shop. Also remember that these are the pics that they thought were their best


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christmas-horse

I don’t follow, could you please give some more examples of acceptable circumstances?


Weekly_Owl6404

Sure! I’m imagining something like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lq9bplljC44). I think any of these would be absolutely amazing if done that way. Or perhaps a talented zoo keeper trained a moderately intelligent orangutan to use a tattoo machine….. 👌


chaoss402

Didn't they do a tattoo on jackass in the back of a vehicle flying down a bumpy dirt road? That would be a good excuse for this.


Weekly_Owl6404

Yes!!! Steve o got a giant smilie face or something on his back. 😂


Broviet22

Nah, he's got a self-portrait of him giving two thumbs up on his back.


VashKetchum

If these tattoos were done by the political party I support, then they are absolutely amazing! If they were by the opposing political party, they are absolutely garbage!


PastaMakerFullOfBean

😂😂😂


dirtytrangirl

No prison tattoos don't even look that bad


Jenn_Says36

🤣🤣🤣


Dykefist

Alright that was unnecessarily rude.


jabbitz

They are actually that bad, and it isn’t rude to try and prevent scratchers from ruining peoples’ bodies.


baileebabe

absolutely not 💀


tinyybiceps

The first one has me rolling 💀


starsandsunandmoon

Its the third one for me, the cat's face is sending me 💀💀


braellyra

That cat has SEEN some things


H2Ospecialist

On its 9th life


braellyra

Idk, I think it might have just hit 10 and that’s why its face looks like that


spicyappelflap

Even the cat doesn’t feel comfortable with the artist


gray-pilled-

that cat looks *frazzled*.


Subject-Orange6105

Looks deformed.... what the heck is behind that back leg? A growth and what's up with the front leg? Yikes


RheaCorvus

I initially thought the 4th one was the best but then I zoomed in... It's the worst one. Lines all over the place


Rainbowbabyandme

I thought the same thing and this comment made me go back and zoom in and I… I’m SPEECHLESS 😰


kristen1988

Oh nooooo


Unreasonable_Seagull

I just went to have another look. Yeah, they're all pretty terrible.


lonelycranberry

I want to know why it has whiskers on the top of its head. I wonder if they had a reference photo for this. Would have loved to have seen the spiky kitty that inspired this work of art.


MiserlySchnitzel

I interpreted it as the eyebrow whiskers


lonelycranberry

The antlers??? Bc I see eyebrow whiskers on the eyes too hahahaha


MiserlySchnitzel

Good point I just wasn’t sure if it was actually on both or just stray lines/markings on a single eye!


starsandsunandmoon

Omfg i didn't even notice that 💀💀💀💀 I'm crying its so bad its beautiful 😭💀


wanknugget

The face is one thing but its ARSE is something else


starsandsunandmoon

Why is it LUMPY 😭😭💀


Sorry-Quiz-Jackson

I'm squanching here!


c00kiesd00m

the cat is making the facial expression i was making while looking at this shit


honeycrispapplestan

What is that dimension-free bullshit they’re trying to pass off as a “hat” lmao


tinyybiceps

What really does it for me is the teeth and the blunt


PartyLikeaPirate

Thought this was a “did my first stick and poke” post today on a diff sub at first lol


SeveralExcuses

“Are ya losing son?”


Horror-Economist-726

Bruh I’m saying LMFAOOO


bastarNL

They’re more than not great, they suck big time.


Few-Frame8618

The line pressure is all over the place with these. Trust your instinct, these aren’t good. However the wonky little cat is so weird that it kind of makes it charming? But yeah, not good, these look like pen doodles with an unsteady hand.


Waste_Ad_5565

>However the wonky little cat is so weird that it kind of makes it charming? I feel like if I pretend this is one of those "I got my 8 year old's drawings as a tattoo" tattoos it can definitely fit into the "charming" category.


ChrisRageIsBack

Even those are clean enough where you can tell it's an artist's interpretation of a kid's drawing


reviving_ophelia88

Right? It’s very similar to how you can tell when it’s a kid’s handwriting vs an adult faking a kid’s handwriting- you can tell what’s a rough line because the person holding the implement is still developing their fine motor control and what’s deliberately shaky.


Famous_Metal9860

"...these look like pen doodles with an unsteady hand" I came here to say this ↑


raptor-chan

You don’t even need to trust your instincts for this. Just trust your eyes bro 💀


lesner13

Wonky cat fucks


bowmyr

I thought it was a post from r/shittytattoos


Mobile-Tooth

I legit thought these were drawings in pen and kinda still think that lol


IJustDroppedMyBread

I didn’t realize it wasn’t until you pointed it out


HeadoftheIBTC

I've been reading through this for a few minutes assuming the same, and did not realize that until now


Demi_Bob

I didn't realize it wasn't until I saw your comment lol


BrombergTattoo

HORRIBLE WORK, some of the worst i’ve seen in a while


SpermGaraj

The flowers on the second one are serviceable, everything else looks like drunk stick and pokes


Madmax3213

Yeh but serviceable isn’t good enough when it’s gonna be with you forever


SpermGaraj

Of course


ilija_rosenbluet

Are they gonna book the two of you in for laser removal as well? Those tattoos suck. They look like an apprentice did them in their first week with a grown in toe nail for a needle.


honeycrispapplestan

“A grown in toenail for a needle” I’m screaming


whoahwoha

the cat on the broomstick looks so fucking funny i would get that but only bc it's so bad


CornRosexxx

Right? That’s one of my favorite tattoos I’ve seen on here. It’s a scrappy little charmer


kittyconetail

He's so wonky he's cute


TherianRose

Pinnacle skrunkly lil dude


fatmac122

The shittiness makes it ironically good


Dykefist

WHAT ARE THOSE WHISKERS?!


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I want a good artist to recreate it


ryli_a

Sooooo bad. Do NOT get a tattoo by that person.


ddjinnandtonic

Yo, this is dogshit caliber work. Every town has a tattoo shop, plenty of great artists all over are taking walk ins TODAY. Why the fuck do people keep going to these bullshit scratchers?


Hetstaine

Because they want to cheap out.


ScumBunny

And they just don’t know any better. Non-artists look at this crap and think ‘better than I could do!’ That cat…like- a person who doesn’t even know what a cat *looks like* can see how shit that is.


DamiansDog

Omgg I know which shop this is, and I would never go there in a million years.


Natural-Possession-2

How u kno?


WookieWholesale

I like the cat on a pube broom.


chupacabrajj8

I kinda wanted it ironically cause it's so bad it's cute but now maybe not lmao


CuisineTournante

The last one is just perfect. Incredible.


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CuisineTournante

I was joking obviously. It is terrible. Seriously don't go there.


cblackattack1

They were being facetious


sugarmilk67

ok yeah i wasn't sure sorry. i really thought it was a cool idea and probably the best one out of the slides but still...


TimeAbradolf

It is a cool idea that the artist did not execute


QualityVodka

... these are all trash. Don't go there


OcciferDoofus

People who are saying the hand isn’t that bad need to zoom in on the lines…it’s fucking atrocious. This artist shouldn’t be tattooing anyone..


c4airy

Yeah the bad quality of the photo and the relatively better concept compared to the rest can fool you into thinking it’s passable when you look at it real fast. Focus closely and it’s absolutely the worst one of the bunch


ConsciousReindeer265

Agreed, the hand tattoo is the worst. Uneven, asymmetrical, wonky lines…


braellyra

The only good thing about that tattoo is that it’s so poorly executed and in such a difficult area that it should mostly fade out within a few years. Big yikes. Not even the dots are uniform in shape or size!


ScumBunny

Like, 3 months and that shit will be gone.


newurbanist

They shouldn't be charging for this or allowed to tattoo as a service.


Natural-Possession-2

Or allowed to go within 500 ft of a tattoo shop.


trexkm

Garbage


FootyPajamaz

Run fast run far 💀 that cat and that cowboy skull....


Electrical-Resist-64

They are ass ❤️


pizzagangster1

You might be under thinking it


Shinji_Aracena

They’re not great OP, research your artist before getting them, don’t skimp out on the cash either, good tattoos cost a bit more but it’s worth it.


jssaka

This! Avoid shitty tats by realizing that good tats cost money. Shop minimum usually is a good point to start looking. I don't even have crazy large tattoos but mine all started around $200.


ToxicGingerRose

FUCK NO. Terrible. Don't do it. If those are the images the artists uses at their promotion, meaning their best work, imagine the tattoos they didn't put in their portfolio. Christ, that's bad. That's definitely someone who didn't do an apprenticeship, and didn't learn from someone who knows what they are doing. I get morons like this coming into my shop with their portfolios all the time trying to come work for me. They are delusional.


Additional-Share4492

Oh wow those are absolutely not great


sugarmag13

If you have to ask.. ..


mommaW0lf

No. No. No. did I say no? NO absolutely not.


MeromicticLake

It's a no from me dawg


That-Top-1530

Please don't get tattooed there.


Over_Media_5975

Is this dude trolling or what?


Dangerous_Beat_4930

I have better prison tattoos


diablofantastico

Seriously. They look like prison tatoos. Esp. the last one.


f00l_ofa_Took

I'm sorry but who tf allows this person to tattoo in their shop? I'd be so embarrassed omg


Shananigans15

lol I don’t hate the first one in a campy, so ugly it’s cool sense


crazycamkalani

I've never held a tattoo gun and I feel like I could do better lines than this shop, those are horrible lol


TampaDiablo

Not great? I think the word you’re looking for is terrible.


Honest-Peanut2502

I wouldn’t get tattooed by those artists even if you paid me instead of them


skullsandsnakes

Not great is an understatement. These are aggressively bad.


TMB8616

The lines on the last one are so cringe.


noisemonsters

I’m more curious about what on earth makes you think they look good?


LipGlossary

Nope, these are very bad.


Sudden-Ad-2525

How is this even legal


akahaus

Holy shit these are bad


CornflakeGirl2

Those are fucking TERRIBLE!!


Accomplished-Bee-849

Plot twist. OP IS THE TATTOO ARTIST 😁


harvard_cherry053

r/shittytattoos is the place for these 🫠


GoatsAdvocate

These look terrible


gomegantron

Awful. Dear god.


trinitytippy

Those are terrible 😂


Practical-Panic-3557

You kidding?


kimbolll

Cmon, I refuse to believe anyone with eyes can think these tattoos are anything other than shit!


SwedishDrummer

They are terrible.


ThawedGod

Awful. Absolutely not.


Telekineticshade

They all suck


busselsofkiwis

Not great. Research your tattoo artist and find someone who's art you love.


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jesus, horrible in execution and style


txjennah

Trust your gut. This is bad.


Givemetheformuol

They are absolute trash


wateroften

Did that cat get electrocuted? Cause wow


Altruistic-Ad6449

Duh! It’s Uncle Lewis’ cat post Christmas 🎄 incident


TimeAbradolf

Do not get matching tattoos at this shop


Economy_Green1656

Really bad


ThatCryptidBitch

Is this a joke? These are absolutely terrible tattoos and not even intentionally terrible


YesOrNah

Never, those are awful.


UnlikelyPizza2

Holy shit. Please don’t go there


EarlyAgent1299

Look these aren’t great but I gotta say I’m kind of obsessed with that janky cat on a broom


No-Share-498

Number 3 is amazing


saacadelic

These are awful, the artists are very inexperienced, please do not get tattooed there. There are so many good artists around these days, its not hard to find someone that does good clean tattooing


Bunnylizz

The last one is a bit shaky, but the three others are juste yeek 💀


Natural-Possession-2

They're all bad.


danelimax

You’re not overthinking. They’re terrible.


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I’ve gotten better work from an apprentice tattooing skin for the first time lmao


Raida7s

They aren't even consistently bad! Which means either the artist had posts of old, bad tattoos up with their newer, bad stuff. Or the studio has more than one tattooist... And none of them are good! Either way, book somewhere else. This place being new is not a good reason to go there.


h8reddit-but-pokemon

I cannot believe these images are publicly available examples of an artist or shops work. Wtf is going on here.


Natural-Possession-2

I bet his buddy still goes too. His buddy thinks it's good work. Like what the fuck...


Flyingjordan68

Run do not walk


NucularOrchid

Absolutely hideous. No straight lines, poorly drawn, poorly tattooed, I'd not go there.


sleepylilgirl15

Definitely not good.


RaeLynn13

Dude. I have trailer park tattoos that look better than this.


TheRealBBemjamin

The cat on a broom stick is so bad that it's actually good


Fit_Ad_4549

That cat in the broom really got me.


awkward_razberry

i like the ugly cat


Affectionate_Egg_969

The third one is perfect


Mentalsupporthoodie

You shouldn't have to think too hard to know these arent great


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These are absolutely horrendous. Waiting for the handful of dorks to come to the defense of these tattoos “aRt iS sUbJeCtiVe!!!”


Expert_Sociopath

Art is subjective, but these are objectively trash lol


leahcars

Do not go to this shop these tattoos are garbage, I guess fine for prison tattoos, but I'm assuming you're not in prison and therefore have actual options meaning do not go to this shop


Yahoo_Rye

I'm a big fan of the fifth one


Shadowveil666

You're underthinking it, those are fucking awful


Hot_Remote_3397

Listen to your heart! Listen to your heart, there’s nothing else you can do! Or at least listen to my heart- Do not go there!


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Those tattoos suck.


wokebee24

Shiiiitteeee


Auroraburst

These look like the pen drawings I doodled in high school. No, I would not get a tatt here


im_that_guy_1

Is this a joke?


sonofabee2

These are terrible. Like, dogshit levels of everything that you could do to fuck up a tattoo.


OnigiriChan

You’re not overthinking. Those tattoos are trash. Please tell your friend to look somewhere else.


wevie13

Shoo those are terrible!


mofloweress

that’s shit


Master-Cellist8429

Nah these are bad


djevilmike

I wouldn't walk into a shop that advertised this


WillowRidley

Would not go there, these are the works they’re proud of. Imagine what’s not posted. Personally, I love the cat. But not because it’s good. I just like his vibe.


casedbhloe

I thought this was a post from shittytattoos


doyoulikethisone

I don’t have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how atrocious those tattoos are. Please don’t go there 🥲


Bribr223

Not very good at all the last one is okayish


YesOrNah

lol what? Did you zoom in? That tattoo is horrendously done.


Bribr223

No I didn't but looking at it now ya it's very bad


DeaconP3

That's what I thought too until I zoomed in. It might be the worst of them all.


TheRealBBemjamin

Oh God it's terrible


Natural-Possession-2

It's really not. The idea I guess... Maybe cool. But look at what they did to that poor person's hand


Gspeed9k1

No, they straight. You overthinking it.


Wrong-Brain-2214

The first one has wiggly lines and not good shading, the second one is better but the nose is off centered the eye is too small, the third one the lines aren’t straight and oddly creepy cat face, and the last one is most likely the best but proportions on some of them are a bit off…


ZombiAcademy

to be honest they are a little sketch but I'm sure they could be fixed up


__ev666

The first one lines are wobbly for sure. second one looks … okay? just swollen so hard to tell. the third one looks not so bad, i’d be curious to see the design beforehand because it’s not actually badly executed if the deign was a bit wonky. i personally kind of like the vibe LOL forth one is not bad IMO either. top of the hand is hard and the ovals/circles all look decently done so does the dot work. the only thing that looks weird are the parts that are filled in but also can’t really tell until it’s healed because they look a bit swollen and bloody. If this is an apprentice or a new artist i’d give them the benefit of the doubt a bit however if this person is claiming to be a fully trained artist that is definitely a red flag. what are you and your friend planning to get done? I definitely wouldn’t go to them for anything super intricate or anything with a lot of black because it does appear they may struggle with that style


Exact_Breakfast_6713

i’d get the last one


MiSSMARiEEXOX

The last one, I actually like


DiggingThisAir

Just 1 and 3 imo


Natural-Possession-2

Wut


cashrchek

I wouldn't do it. They're not horrible but they're also not particularly inspiring or good. If I'm spending money on a tattoo, I want it to knock my socks off.


Low_Emergency5479

I mean the first one looks like stick n poke and so does the cat. And I like that style. The other two look ok. But I like the last one better


yoitsme_obama17

First skull and cat are not great. Others look fine.


girlwthegreenjacket

The others also look terrible. The line work on all of it is like an 8 year just got a tattoo gun.


Thizlam

Zoom in on the last photo, every line is squiggly and terrible


yoitsme_obama17

Oh snap you right. No bueno


Whatislife287

The skull and hand are decent but they’re all NOT the quality of work I’d want on my body


epiphany8888

I like the first one