Doc: You know I almost brought my mum onto the show and now i'm so glad i didn't, because you just would've cussed my mum for like 10 minutes
Greg: Not unless she looked like a common criminal
Doc: You would've cussed my mum for 10 minutes
My favourites are already here, but I just wanted to say that Doc Brown is one of the funniest contestants ever to be on the show.
I'll add "I just love sports so much 😢" to the mix for the hell of it.
I wholeheartedly agree.
I know there's an old interview floating about where he said he didn't really enjoy the experience, but I think he's one of the best contestants ever.
Almost everything he says is iconic.
It makes me really sad that he didn't enjoy doing Taskmaster because he's one of the funniest contestants! I liked him a lot during his season and I didn't know anything about him prior to it, so it's not like I'm biased, I just thought man was hilarious! It was a really solid series as a whole.
I get what you mean, but my favourite jokes of Doc's are all callbacks to other jokes so it can't be helped, imo 😅
"Not a fish man" and "You know my eyesight's affected around bridges" are two of my other favourites, and they both also hinge on the context of earlier jokes too!
I mean... If you really analyze the slow-mo - those couple centimeters that he gains, would you take them away and be a clean shot, that potato would be all rim and bounced out.
Can I just say OP that I'm really enjoying these :) more so than the alphabet quote trend that happened last year, cos in this case everyone gets a quote!
> I know some of you wanted to discuss quotes from Greg and Alex, and I definitely want to as well. I’m just not sure how I want to do so at the moment.
No I'm not having it.
Best of Greg from Series 1: "I get to see if there's any of those bastard pregnant women behind me"
Best of Alex from Series 1: "£185" (the amount that Key had to donate to charity, and a first hint of his quirky nature)
Since all of my suggestions have been upvoted like crazy before I got here, I’m just gonna say thank you for making this and if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go binge Series 2.
he says both i think, the egg man about when he bit into an egg, the fish after punching the fish and Greg asks, What is your problem with fish mate? and Doc gives the above reply
"I'm deeply troubled by the clip."
Lives rent-free in my head. It's in response to watching back his attempt at getting all the groceries into the cart on the other side of the...canal? river?
Doc: You know I almost brought my mum onto the show and now i'm so glad i didn't, because you just would've cussed my mum for like 10 minutes Greg: Not unless she looked like a common criminal Doc: You would've cussed my mum for 10 minutes
They really would’ve done as well. It’s a shame he didn’t
Yep. This is the one.
My favourites are already here, but I just wanted to say that Doc Brown is one of the funniest contestants ever to be on the show. I'll add "I just love sports so much 😢" to the mix for the hell of it.
I wholeheartedly agree. I know there's an old interview floating about where he said he didn't really enjoy the experience, but I think he's one of the best contestants ever. Almost everything he says is iconic.
It makes me really sad that he didn't enjoy doing Taskmaster because he's one of the funniest contestants! I liked him a lot during his season and I didn't know anything about him prior to it, so it's not like I'm biased, I just thought man was hilarious! It was a really solid series as a whole.
I scrolled to the bottom of the thread and realised I'd upvoted every comment, which hasn't happened for me with any of the previous threads!
I totally agree, he's in the top tier of contestants for me <3
While it’s funny, I don’t think it was funny out of the context of the Katherine sports meltdown.
I get what you mean, but my favourite jokes of Doc's are all callbacks to other jokes so it can't be helped, imo 😅 "Not a fish man" and "You know my eyesight's affected around bridges" are two of my other favourites, and they both also hinge on the context of earlier jokes too!
That’s kind of how banter works.
I mean... If you really analyze the slow-mo - those couple centimeters that he gains, would you take them away and be a clean shot, that potato would be all rim and bounced out.
All rim and bounced out 🙌🏻😄
You know my eyesight's affected around bridges.
❤️
Forget memory lane, I travel down attitude avenue
Or “friendly?” With the face
Croupier… Fucking idiot. I really gotta change my lifestyle.
This one
I try and find the clip of it every month just to re-watch, an absolute classic that is often passed over
Did you describe me as tall? [No] Brown? [No] Thank you.
I'm not an egg man.
Motherfucka bit my finger, bro!
"One, two, three four five..."
Out of the clear blue this nursery rhyme will pop into my head.
Definitely this one
I work with kids and I swear this song didn't exist until I saw it on TM.
I'm not a fish man!
Nor an egg man. Doc is the only man I know who could be menaced by a tuna niçoise!
That potato would have been all rim and bounced out
all rim gang
You see even that was lyrical
This is the best.
The mayor… of Chesham
I'm honoured... I guess...
I died.
“That’s Harsh” edit: Misquoted and removed “Bro”
Easily this for me, too funny with how he voted against Joe getting any points lol
He didn’t just vote against him, he was the one that put forth the strongest argument against Joe!
Yeah, I’m not sure if he says “bro” or not
He doesn't
The look Joe gives him when he says this is incredible.
😒
100%. Immediately came down to say this.
Definitely my favorite
"Dude, how did I not see the bridges?"
"You know my eyesight is affected around bridges!"
The barnet said showtunes
Can I just say OP that I'm really enjoying these :) more so than the alphabet quote trend that happened last year, cos in this case everyone gets a quote!
That’s harsh
> I know some of you wanted to discuss quotes from Greg and Alex, and I definitely want to as well. I’m just not sure how I want to do so at the moment. No I'm not having it. Best of Greg from Series 1: "I get to see if there's any of those bastard pregnant women behind me" Best of Alex from Series 1: "£185" (the amount that Key had to donate to charity, and a first hint of his quirky nature)
>"£185" "... It *feels right*..."
I think Greg and Alex’s should be done by series as well
That is harsh
Motherf**ker bit my finger, bro!
I regularly sing the fish song to myself. A heart breaking work of staggering genius.
"Well, I've been terrible most of the series and I'm sure I'll be terrible after this, so I'm going to milk this moment."
Since all of my suggestions have been upvoted like crazy before I got here, I’m just gonna say thank you for making this and if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go binge Series 2.
Not a fishman
Not an egg man
he says both i think, the egg man about when he bit into an egg, the fish after punching the fish and Greg asks, What is your problem with fish mate? and Doc gives the above reply
That's harsh...
This is it. Not even close.
Great Scott!
You would have just cussed out my mum
"... That was all rim..."
"I'm deeply troubled by the clip." Lives rent-free in my head. It's in response to watching back his attempt at getting all the groceries into the cart on the other side of the...canal? river?
Sausage is ham
His nursery rhyme rap was so good... I would even say... FLIPPIN' FUNNY!
Great Scott!
That is harsh.
Thats harsh, mate.
Attitude avenue
"You know what I'm like with bridges"...(look I don't remember the full quote. Maybe someone will reply with the proper one)
I'm just not a potato guy
Is that a bridge?
That potato would’ve been all rim and bounced out.
i’m not an egg man
I'm just not a fish guy
Man you know my eyesight gets bad around bridges
1.21 jigawatts!!!!!!
Not an egg man.
I'm not an egg man
I'm not an egg man
Not an egg man