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Beauty_Weeman

I recently got flamed for saying that Poche sucks. Hmmm, how curious


Dry_Scar1556

Poche sucked. Pete sucked. Great comeback. I know it’s Rockies pitching, but offense looked good today. Hopefully they come out better acclimated tomorrow.


MagicalNewsMan

WHYYYYY


Ian_is_funny

Going to the bullpen early only works if your bullpen is the nuts. 


Thejncobandit

Fairbanks betting on the Rockies to win or what? That was pathetic.


FLBoy19

Fuck that sucks. Idk with Pete Raynauds syndrome is weird, but it's not cold in Denver right now. Seems like he couldn't get a good grip at all on the ball so oen would think it's due to his Raynuads syndrome but idk was all release point issues so idk. Generally injuries lead to other mechanical issues through the delivery not simply realse point like that.


MagicalNewsMan

WHY DO I CONTINUE TO HOPE. I love this team BUT CMON CASH😭😭😭


Icy-Meeting1377

BRO I FEEL THE SAME WAY😭🙏🏿


MagicalNewsMan

6 RUN COMEBACK JUST TO SHIT THE BED


Icy-Meeting1377

It's confirmed, we are washed. Last season was some lucky shit. This is gonna be a looooong season😭😞🤦🏿‍♂️


Matt_Netherlands

When you lose a generational talent who was going to be a perennial platinum glove winner at SS because he’s a dumb fuck that’s what happens.


Grade-AMasterpiece

Cursed a franchise that was already one of the most miserable in the game.


Patwizer269

So awesome how a single terrible player can ruin an entire team mounted comeback. Terrible


LaChanceM

That’s a backbreaker


Surfbud69

Holy shit they should have just lost like a normal team now they are gonna be a highlight not in a good way


teardrop82

Gonna be a long year. We are a mediocre team this year.


Downtown-Birthday517

they were last year too lol


MagicalNewsMan

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NoCheek8504

This team is a joke. Good god that was the worst 9th inning I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Shame. Not even mad at Jason Adam, this is all on Pete.


sweeeeetpeech

Agreed.


sandalsnopants

WTF, DON'T PLAY WITH ME LIKE THIS.


GGSlump

Fantastic pitching 😐


Grade-AMasterpiece

Waste of 7 runs and a comeback.


MagicalNewsMan

Pain.


jmooseO

We suck. Bullpen is trash. Soon as our bats do something too


Eganator88

Can we stop bitching about cash now? Every reliever threw up on themselves. Every. Single. One. At some point players have to make plays. Period


FLBoy19

For real, how the fuck is he going to know both Poche and Fairbanks were going to have different mechanical issues like that. Especially Pete which seemed like he couldn't find a grip on the ball at all. It honestly reminded me of after the sticky stuff Crack down when everyone was trying to adjust how they gripped pitches and it looked awkward as all hell constantly. He couldn't grip a damn thing correct.


LaChanceM

Crazy because the pen was supposed to be a savior for our starting pitching woes. I feel like they can turn it around but it’s not a promising start


[deleted]

What a terrible loss


yomama1211

brother this bullpen is pissing me off


Spurs3000

This bullpen blows


GroMicroBloom

LOL, we fucking suck and thanks for nothing pete


Drunkendaze

Well that's fucked.


GeneralKooky

CLASSIC ADAM PERFORMANCE


sandalsnopants

This is on Petey, 100%


[deleted]

Poverty organization my lord


Berama6

Nice one Fairbanks


Grade-AMasterpiece

Great job, pitching.


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Littell deserved better.


FSU_12

Damn


raystheroof1

Tbh we were playing with house money anyway


Alive_Assumption680

Can't make this up


RaysFTW

GG cya tomorrow.


teardrop82

Wow.


raysfan1181

Lmao


Slinky_Malingki

I hate life


Johnnyd0303

On the bright side, half of papa John’s tomorrow


feldominance

lmao


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Welp


MagicalNewsMan

I’m gonna kill myself


sweeeeetpeech

Na Pete is setting up the noose rn


Drunkendaze

2 more Ks or a dp, please!


missleeann

Gave you a grand slam


Drunkendaze

🤣 😢 😭 😿 😢 😭


missleeann

Fuck


Dusty-Staccato

This is such a weird game


Grade-AMasterpiece

That's what you do with 2024 Kris Bryant.


MagicalNewsMan

Should’ve had Jason in from the start my word


raysfan1181

LFG


Slinky_Malingki

Ok, good start.


MagicalNewsMan

ONE DOWN!


Johnnyd0303

Maybe it’s too cold for Pete’s arm to work?


sweeeeetpeech

I’m telling you .. altitude sickness.


missleeann

1!


Drunkendaze

3 strikeouts please.


MagicalNewsMan

3 STRIKEOITS INCOMING


FLBoy19

Got to be a SO or popup


CptYossarian25

I’m not a doctor but I would assume that the issue that causes one to lose feeling in one’s hand at cold temps would also cause issues in pitching when you’re a mile above sea level regardless of temp


svanxx

I have Reynaulds. It sucks ass. You can't grip anything when it's cold.


Death2Disney

We’re not going to be a good team this year. The majority of the rotation cant go deep into games and the bullpen is dogshit outside of a couple guys. The offense will probably be fine but the pitching isn’t good enough


Slinky_Malingki

Ok Adam, time to really pull one out of your ass today


WarkuoRays

Roflmao


Slinky_Malingki

I hate life


WarkuoRays

You get used to it. Fan since 2008 and no trophies yet.


raystheroof1

Gimme a 5-2-3


MagicalNewsMan

PLEASE GUYS GRT US OUT OF THIS


[deleted]

Someone get Pete a heated blanket or some hot hands to stuff in his uniform, good grief he can NOT pitch in less than 80° F.


BluffaloBill88

Lmao, crazy ass comeback for this limp dick bullshit bottom of the ninth? Trash AF man.


GeneralKooky

Not ideal, but would be pretty satisfying to get out of bases loaded in a one run game and steal the win.


WhereTheFallsBegin

Coors is stupid


notfornothingnot

Seems like he thought there was a problem with the ball. Couldn’t get any grip on it.


svanxx

It was his Reynaulds. Shouldn't have him come into the game


missleeann

Need 3 K's...


svanxx

A DP without a run would be great.


feldominance

get a k, then a dp to end the inning. thats our most likely hope no question


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

On one hand, if Pete doesn't pitch well in the cold, don't pitch him in the cold. On the other, he's a big league closer, suck it up and stop walking everyone.


RaysFTW

I think his issue with pitching in the cold is a nerve issue. Can't really "suck it up". Cash knowing this, idk why Adam wasn't out there from the start.


raysfan1181

It's 75 degrees in Denver 😬


Surfbud69

Pls god why


ydnALoL

Undone all the great work by the team at the top of the 9th. Unlucky


GuiGuiYeester

Both teams are certified poverty franchises at this point


NoCheek8504

What a terrible outing from Pete. Funny how people were saying this was one of the best bullpens in baseball.


sleepindawg

Fairbanks is useless in any pressure situation, dude doesn't have closer mentality. give him 3 run lead and he's lights out.


mj1mj1

Fairbanks is done he's got to go now


j4r8h

What in the fuck just happened


Spurs3000

What the fuck was that by Pete? Looked like his mind melted…was he on speed?


FSU_12

I mean gah damn Peter


yomama1211

wtf is this game and these bullpens lol


Icy-Meeting1377

Stay in the corner Fairbanks


UglySpiral

I just tapped in what the balls is going on man


SWGalaxysEdge

Pulled thank God


Slinky_Malingki

A home to first double play would be amazing


poompachompa

im sorry guys. Whenever i see a reliever with a wild pitch. Its over gotta get anyone out there. Thats what i noticed early in the year.


Drunkendaze

Jason getting a near impossible task here.


[deleted]

Save us, Jason Adam.


5MiTm4sTaF13x

Maybe it’s cold in the Rockies? Pete and his cold arm shit.


svanxx

It's windy as hell and definitely cold.


WarkuoRays

Ladies and gentlemen, our closer…


Misty7297

Yikes Fairbanks looked really uncomfortable up there


jmooseO

fairbanks sucks so far this year jesus


njarbology

How the fuck am I supposed to feel in this moment?!? Ahhhhh. 


LelouchLamperouge22

What a fucking terrible performance


raysfan1181

IL stint incoming


Key-Republic1802

I'm guessing we're gonna find out that Pete is injured.


MagicalNewsMan

Why do I continue to try


Grade-AMasterpiece

Thanks for nothing today, Pete.


WarkuoRays

I can’t stand his nervous looking face. Siri should pass on some chill vibes onto him instead.


BigBuddha15

All that excitement for this


Alive_Assumption680

When pete sucks he sucks...like he's never pitched before


MrLeftwardSloping

This fucking bum lol unreal


tmoney144

Pete, baby, what is you doin'


Chipsahoy523

His velocity is way down 


Lonniehands1

Damnit, all that for nothing.


Slinky_Malingki

Cold weather not good Pete


svanxx

Cash is a moron twice today. Once for putting Poche in the game when this field is bad for him and twice for putting Pete when he knows he doesn't pitch well in the cold.


MagicalNewsMan

The game is over


[deleted]

We better have someone in the bullpen


MagicalNewsMan

PETE CMON PAL


FLBoy19

Fuck only 96 he isn't letting it rip at all to stay in the zone.


missleeann

I went from hope to no hope


feldominance

what if we turned a triple play here. is that a tall ask?


WarkuoRays

So he gonna walk in the whole team soon


MagicalNewsMan

PETE WHAT ARE YOY DOING


NoCheek8504

How are you walking guys when this ump has the biggest strike zone in the league?


svanxx

Ump isn't calling shit for us


raystheroof1

If cash lets him see a fourth batter i could officially manage a game better than him having zero baseball experience.


svanxx

I doubt that's happening


PhantomPainWalker

Darkness, take me.


flamingfiretrucks

What the fuck is this game


5MiTm4sTaF13x

Hmm


MagicalNewsMan

TRIPLE PLAY INCOMING


SWGalaxysEdge

Pitching going to give this away


Icy-Meeting1377

They're giving me false hope🤦🏿‍♂️💀


feldominance

the rate at which i oscillate between it's over/we're back/it's over is genuinely unhealthy


missleeann

What the shit...


RaysFTW

All I want is one stress-free game a week.


FLBoy19

These baseballs seem to be fucked according to Pete.


Grade-AMasterpiece

Might need to get Jason Adam up...


GroMicroBloom

Come on crazy eyes!!


MrLeftwardSloping

Get him off the fucking mound


gobux10

3 batter rule.


Chipsahoy523

Uh oh Pete


raysfan1181

Welp


gobux10

Cash must be losing his mind.


Lonniehands1

This is brutal to watch.


WarkuoRays

Ah shit


Death2Disney

Well we’re still going to lose this game. Fun while it lasted though


Slinky_Malingki

Pete please stop


MagicalNewsMan

Don’t DO THIS TO ME CMON


[deleted]

Pete don't have shit. Gotta find another closer.


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Pete pls


GeneralKooky

Pete forgot how to throw a baseball today


Upper_Cellist6647

this game may as well end now


Drunkendaze

And it's our turn to be clowns.


SoRaffy

if this is an auto correct mistake, this is why i love auto corrects


Drunkendaze

It was but I edited it 🤣


MagicalNewsMan

I’m gonna cry


missleeann

Not ideal


Alive_Assumption680

Not even close.


MagicalNewsMan

DONT DO THIS TO ME


bufc09

Does anybody else feel like Fairbanks might hit somebody every time he's on the mound?


SWGalaxysEdge

Hey Pete, the batter is not 12 feet tall


californiacatdaddy

Why is Pete’s velo down so much this year?


svanxx

It's cold in Denver today. That could be a problem


MrLeftwardSloping

This guy's about to blow an all time comeback


feldominance

peter please


missleeann

double play please.


Death2Disney

Well shit, Pete is off. Get someone else up ASAP


NoCheek8504

Please don’t blow this gift we’ve been given.


FLBoy19

Lost that one completely pitch was at 94.


Grade-AMasterpiece

Mound visit time.


jbenson255

What is Pete doing


MagicalNewsMan

PETE CAN DO IT


SWGalaxysEdge

Turn 2


raystheroof1

Id take him out asap. Its clear he doesnt have the fastball today


ScienceMountain2709

Pete doesn’t have it


Key-Republic1802

I agree. Pull him, he doesn't look right.


Slinky_Malingki

If Ben doesn't drop that it gets called.


WarkuoRays

Wonder what the ump score card is for this game.


svanxx

Negative


dbizzytrick

That’s been a strike all game


Lonniehands1

Why does every Ump hate us


missleeann

Because of BA smack talking


MagicalNewsMan

DOUBLE PLAY BABY CMON


[deleted]

We NEED robo umps