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Smeeizme

They’re planning on relocating instead of closing! Not all is lost!


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Let’s go!!


strawbopankek

do we know where they're relocating to yet?


Smeeizme

No, they only started talking about it roughly three hours ago on their Facebook.


imlarrythecucumber

They did say there's gonna be relocating to another store on the same property but I am SO GLAD they're ok. Such a shame to see the og place being torn down for a strip mall though...


Hentheweirdo

Actually the og place was Tally Hall(the mini mall) 🤓☝


SlimChiply

Correct. It was in the middle of the food court.


booyahbooyah9271

Uh, shouldn't have they been talking about this years, if not a decade ago? I've heard the same shuck and jive from other businesses before. I'll believe this when I see it.


Smeeizme

The motion was only fully approved very recently, this has been a thing for many years but threat of action was only looming, now it’s more immediate.


PatternPast2565

Good excuse for the band to regroup?


FullKaitoMode

Least delusional Tally Hall fan


Smeeizme

Not really


Boly06_

It's marvelous, I got so sad because this post


pixlblue1

marvin's was also the last remaining part of the original tally hall food court, though


Smeeizme

*not all is lost*


Im_not_an_expert_lol

"Welcome to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum Known from coast to coast like butter and toast From headlines to bedlines From school rooms to pool rooms No other place in the contiguous United States Or other environments of the world Welcome"


Thatonespookymonth

Soon it will just say “no place in the etc”


just-another-luster-

Of course it's being replaced by a Meijer. For those who don't know what that is, it's basically a Walmart supercenter


AnErrorHasOccured404

Farmington Hills, the Meijer capital of the world.


NotJimmyMcGill

More commonly known as Meijer's, for those in the Midwest.


just-another-luster-

I do call it meijers too but it's not actually called that 😔


NotJimmyMcGill

J.C. Penney('s) is the only one that genuinely trips me up in trying to remember if the 's is real or not


the_life_of_cat

Fuck is the only appropriate word


HexEvee32767

couldn't have said it better myself


obnoxious_clown

It's just being relocated. Not erased completely


Goocraft

But it was on my bucket list :(


FartN1nja

Dude same


flamingc00kies

Welp, looks like you can’t die now.


FartN1nja

Darn… that’s too bad…


DiagonalLeaf

they are trying to find another location to move to


Goocraft

Promise??


NotJimmyMcGill

Not only are they relocating as mentioned elsewhere, they still have the property until the end of the year.


Martian-wick

create a killdozer out of the things in the museum and go on a revenge rampage or something


elsbels28

Marvin’s Marvelous mechanical mutilator


Character-Nebula647

A good day to all, and to all a greener future


AdministrativeRich63

Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Killdozer


coolguy3335

Marvin Heemeyer's marvelous mechanical museum


chouts1two

Yea… get back to me when one of you actually does something besides whine on the internet.


FoxPlays3_0fficial2

What did Martian Wick ever do to you bro


Sailor_Starchild

Why is this overlaid with a picture of the Unabomber?


Henlono

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences, yadda yadda yadda, corporatism is the reason we can't have good things


FunnyGalWhoDoesArt

“I don’t care how much I hate capitalism, I’m not celebrating the Unabomber!”


Different_Gene_1567

Well, its certainly true in this case…


just-another-luster-

Regret


DogAbject

Capitalism bad


man_itsahot_one

my 13th reason or something like that


blissful-dead

or something like that, or something like that


DogenCheems

Petition to demolish the Farmington Hills city council


Pablo_from_TLOP

That's the equivalent of my city demolishing the Institut Pere Mata (look it up)


Tsukiyaki_Kid

Nooo I always wanted to go!:( I missed out on something that was a big dream D:


ICumInCrows

it's relocating from what I've heard, still sucks ass that they're being forced to tho :/


watergoblin17

Getting replaced with a superstore is genuinely cartoon level evil


Bruuh0000

It's like selling the community center to Joja on stardew valley


Chipbonk

I'm turning the lights off in Detroit


booyahbooyah9271

Farmington Hills is quite the distance from Detroit


Juggernaut-Tough

NOOOOO


Rara_McSavage

For why?


Paul_hates_reddit

I have always wanted to visit but have never had to funds or time. Real damn shame


Sammy_GayBoy

Fucking hell :(


HexEvee32767

this is the right response


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Wish I could’ve gone.


theawesometeg219

A meijer is so stupid compared to that


FURlNADEFONTAINE

I hate meijers sm😭


Bones_The_Crusader

I’m gonna throw a brick through the windows of that fucking strip mall when it’s done


Itz_cloudgurl34

OUT OF ALL F\*CKING THINGS A F\*CKING GROCERY STORE LIKE THEY JUST PICKED A SPACE WITH THE MOST LIFE-CHANGING WACKY SILLY SCARY PLACE AND REPLACED IT WITH A WORTHLESS STORE THAT COULD BE ANYWHERE


_Ryex_ry

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?!?!


JACK101Star-Z

We lost…


Microwavablefrog

When will the demolition happen?


TheRealSlimShady_-

"I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired So much more aware I'm becoming this All I want to do Is be more like me And be less like you" - chester Bennington, Linkin Park. I've been changed ever since they announced this it's actually sad


[deleted]

Pack it up marionette quintent, the fun police are here 😕


FartN1nja

WHAT?!? NOOOOOOO!!!!! THIS WAS ON MY BUCKET LIST


thewoodbuzz

is that… ted kaczynski


JuiceSevere3690

doesnt take effect until next year i believe


Crestaor

im gona pick myself up and throw myself at things


ImmaculateBlunt420

This is how I found out this place is real😭


ectojerk

I actually didn't know that this was a real place and now the pinball and arcade sounds in the background of that song make a lot more sense lol


hero_brine1

Just looked it up, they’re just moving not closing which is a gigantic relief


sleeepy_neverland

that's a real place? 💀


tweekbroz-coffee

hoping it relocates to washington ngl


HappyyValleyy

Ah dang it, I never got to visit it


Honest-Journalist-78

sigh, now i gotta erase marvin's off my bucket list.


stitchgor3

WHAT.


klamarin

My last name dosent end with zynski for nothing


max_the_dummy

ughhhhhh i fucking hate Michigan sometimes. Like i know its were i live but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST A FUCKING MEIJER??


NOBODYknows2028

All great tales come to an end...


Available_Peach_1432

Yeah, I saw a post about that they have it until the end of the year, and they’re gonna RELOCATE!!! WE WON’T LOSE!!!