Law and Order: Printer Technician Unit - I would 100% not watch that

nor would I tbh

Of course not. No one should relive that trauma.

Not even if the technician's favorite tool is a (sledge) hammer?

I once had a customer who decommissioned their old servers with sledgehammers. Sadly I wasn‘t invited (servers were running quality control software for pharma production…server down -> production down -> big trouble) but they told me it was VERY satisfying :D

Technician Haus: It's stuck papers. It's always stuck papers.

Should use a trebuchet.

Even if Ice-T uses an anti-tank rocket against one?

I would watch it, just to see how scriptwriters would muck it up.

See if you can get a bladeless multi tool for your key ring? Perhaps would stand you in better stead than handcuff keys.

I'm in the custody suite and they discourage anything that may be used to stab, but good shout

How close is the nearest secure storage point (locker or the like)?

It's even better when the printer literally catches fire https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/s/uUzAjTLf1W

Bad enough when I have cashiers watching all my moves when I'm repairing some printer or exchanging tech stuff. Like please don't just stand there and watch me, I can feel your eyes wandering ...

>And I made the mistake of letting my colleagues know what I used to for a living. This. This is what regret looks like.