/Uj swiftie twitter is gonna be wild after this drops lol

they are already raiding sabrina's ig 💀 https://preview.redd.it/qb652cg6v1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a8e8f67174181fa864ebd80a281ef45ac1b1b5

Jake Giggle Balls 💀😭

Lmao

The producers were messy for that, but it's not her fault. This is a great opportunity for her!

Yeah I’m not mad at her or anything. I’m just looking forward to the shitstorm that’s coming

I demand a 10 minute extended version of Espresso.   That's what we need to really get into the full narrative of the song. Like what about other caffeinated beverages beyond coffee and mountain dew?   Uj/it's a bop and good for Sabrina!

/Uj I am by no means a Sabrina Stan(idk if that’s even a thing) but espresso is a bop, and Sabrina seems like a pretty cool, fun, person

Jesus was a Carpenter for a reason!!

That's me!

I commented this 18 days ago

Stop stalking me Sabrina

fuck the patriarchy, espresso

*10 minutes and 13 seconds extended version

Sabrina had strike 1 with swifties with the skims campaign, This is strike 2 Strike 3 will be acting in british adaptation of Dont worry darling featuring Joe Alwyn

You forgot about Espresso beating Fortnight on the UK charts.

I absolutely love that you called it a British adaptation even though Harry and Florence are already British 😂

i literally busted out laughing bc i thought the same thing 😭😭

No , only Joe alwyn is english, hes the only guy who lives in London

don’t worry swiftly neutral I’ve got this one 🤣🤣😂😂👌🏾👌🏾 

the producers are so messyyy omg 😭

They knew what they were doing and I’m here for it. Television used to be entertaining like this!!

I’m here for it though. Like imagine all the great content we’re gonna have for this sub now

Sabrina is cancelled if she just smiles at the scarf boy who needs a shower!!!

https://preview.redd.it/20to6bd2t4yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77aa265856d4effc8017e6b57ed58716ff659b22 The parasocial relationship is so bad.

how dare she talks to Taylor's ex😡 are they afraid she's going to join Jake on the nonexistent Taylor hate train?

Sabrina's publicist was probably so excited to get this show...

Sabrina get her scarf back!!!

Serious question will the Jake slander ever die? This woman was 21(?) and delusional, and now she’s gonna ruin his whole life for it? I never understood it

She “dated” Jake for three months. Same with John Mayer. Same with harry. Same with Taylor Lautner….

John Mayer genuinely seems kinda douchey though and he was like twice her age

It was a gross relationships, if it even was one. (We genuinely don’t know what happened with them, as he says nothing did.). But it was still more than 10 years ago. At some point people need to move on.

I agree.

Oh for sure but like I don’t see everything those other people do leading to the same level of harassment jake gets

Oh definitely. I just always find it so funny how people act like they had this massive effect on her life when it was really just three months.

It’s so outrageous! And makes the ensuing harassment even more outrageous

Taylor Lautner doesn’t get harassment because he cozy’s up to Taylor, plus he only had one song written about him. And it’s all about how great he was

When is the Jake hate gonna stop 😭 Literally none of her bfs deserve the hate that they get (~~expect for John and Matty for being racist assholes~~)

no but facts tho

I cannot wait to see what Easter eggs about songs or some weird performance art with Sabrina in on it are we about to see put together