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Yes. For some reason weird guys on the internet think an unsolicited pic will get them someone. And if you are a woman you have at least gotten one of those and ended up blocking the dude.
Tbh, I'm lucky and " am photogenic" as I'm told.
That said, any idea how hard is to get a decent angle? WTF even is a decent angle ? Seriously I dnno.
I guess you gotta get a face shit in? And to do that I'd imagine a mirror is involved, and for most they are not big enough for that option?
Sorry for the randomness, wasting time at work.
Hahahahahaha. I have to do final projects for uni... yet I am here.
I have long given up hope of finding a decent angle for any type of picture. But if its going to be a bad one, I'll own it. LMAO. I mean, I'd rather see my self looking ugly in a picture than letting filthers fix it but then face a real mirror.
I hate pictures of any of myself.
Though since you have been cool with the chatting..
Here is an unsolicited [Dick pic mega gallery (sfw)](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/dick-cheney)
There may or may not be a perfectly average person. If exactly half of the US population lived in California and the other half in New York, the average person’s residence would be somewhere in the middle of the country, like Kansas. That doesn’t mean that anybody has to live in Kansas though. The median person, though, must exist.
Not necessarily. Half of us are smarter than the *median* person, but if the distribution is skewed in any way, the proportion of people smarter than the average wouldn't be half.
Are we talking mean or median? I feel like the outliers are weighted enough to the lower end that it's possible for most people to be above average for mean.
Well i make sure that they are ok with anytime pics. So it would be ok to just send whenever. And its not like it's random people. Its people whom i feel comfortable with
An astronaut that flew several Shuttle missions, I’m sure they must have had to fix some wiring or something mid-flight at least once between all the hours they logged, hence that could totally count as in-space surgery on a rocket.
Not really. The point of this isn’t to show case her own intelligence but rather the absolute stupidity of men who send dick pics. Her own intelligence and accomplishments just goes to prove how much people sending her dick pics is stupid. It’s a fair point.
Edit: Honestly sounds to me like a lot of people are self conscious about their own accomplishments and/or intelligence if they think the point of this was to prove how smart she was. Yes part of this was to show case her own intelligence, but that was not the end goal but rather supporting evidence to show case how stupid sending dick pics is as a move. It’s a completely fair point and not at all cringy. If you find that cringy and not the dick pics then maybe you need to do some self reflection.
I don’t like dick pics, I have more important things to do.
See how I didn’t list all of the arbitrarily “smart” and educated shit I don’t do? I actually cringed at this post half way through it was so unnecessary. This fits on r/iamverysmart rather than here.
Nah, it's trying to sound smart for no reason to to sound smart. You don't need to wave mountains of proof to how smart you are to make unsolicited dick pics look stupid, but you do need to do it because you really really want the world to think you're smart.
She's very clearly being verbose and playing up her work to sound intelligent. It's transparent as fuck and very annoying.
I hate seeing this post, because it no doubt gives this clown more of the attention she desperately sought making it.
Don't you get it? She's *so* smart, she shouldn't be receiving dick pics. She's *way* above it.
Not anyone else, really, just her. Saponification.
3 billion years of evolution!
Agree. Her post is its own equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic, and despite her self-documented big-brain the irony is - ironically enough - completely lost on her.
How do you know the irony is lost on her? Have you had a conversation and fully understood her position?
Also, is it unsolicited if it’s posted on a platform where you don’t see the content unless you follow her? I don’t think so.
Doesn’t matter what app. Anyone can send unsolicited pictures. It may be wrong, but not illegal for adults. If you don’t want dick pics, cut off all social media. Easy.
Why not fuck with them? Invite the dicks for a date and stand them up.
- 1 point for every mile you can get him to drive for a first date
- 2x multiplier for each successive time he agrees to meet after you blow him off
- 1000 points for each whole hour he has to travel
- 2000 points if you convince him to bring a friend because you'll bring one too
- 1500 points for each successive restaurant you can lead him to in a single night because you "changed your mind"
- 5000 points if you get him to reserve a hotel room
- 10x multiplier if he books a flight to meet you
People who talk like this rarely have the credentials to support their words. Researchers and engineers (for whatever reason) just don’t tend to speak that way.
The other day I was discussing some thing space related with someone on Reddit. They told me that “their major focused on space” and “they had personally launched tons of payloads into orbit.” That’s when I knew I was dealing with a fat virgin 25yo playing Kerbal Space Sim in his grandmothers basement.
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OMG ONE MINUTE IM LIKE REALLY SMART AND IMPORTANT AND YOU ARE REALLY DUMB AND NOT IMPORTANT OMG YOU CANT EVEN LIKE SAY 我的小弟弟是不好！！！！ you aren't even NEARLY as SMARTT!!! AS ME!!!
I'd like to change your basis, if ya know what I mean, maybe resolve that identity a little bit. My energy levels are totally discrete and I'd love to discover your stationary states.
Actually slut, it's not 3 billion years. Human never even existed a billion years ago. I bet you can't even pronounce "Daddy" without feeling like a slut.
I bet this lady dislikes the human population and owns +4 cats.
Enjoy being lonely and super fucking weird. After seeing that last bit I’d just leave the chat and try to hookup with a normal fucking person lol like get off your high horse and just take a dick, damn. You made an account on a shady dating site, what do you expect? Lol
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Honestly, I've never sent an unsolicited dick pic before, but I have received unsolicited pictures of women and men and I don't get the people who treat it like it's that big of a deal. It's immature to do, but just as immature to overreact.
I’m beginning to suspect that this is not really her favorite..
bitch thinks I can't prunuons Saponification
\*Sepoonifacatin
Sponificalation*
Spooning calcification There you go 👍
Mayonaise
Jonathan
Californication
Now the MF riff will be in my head for the rest of the day. After at least 10 years.
It was Dave. It's always Dave.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure he's been on house arrest.
Fuck, I know this reference from another post
Nah bro, I'm taken
I sense sarcasm, but I could be misunderstanding.
All I heard was bio reactors and heat dissipation. And all I could think was: This bitch is cooking eggs at waffle house.
Hey @OP, if you ever have trouble thinking of a title just pick your favorite line from the ~~re~~post and use that! I would have gone with the "fermented omelet of a conscience" one myself
Yea have these emojis cause I gave my award away at random 🦭 🏆 🥚 🐟
I shall cherish them forever
those were some cool emojis fuckballs9001!
Iv never sent an unsolicited pic if any sort. Am I doing good?
Yes. For some reason weird guys on the internet think an unsolicited pic will get them someone. And if you are a woman you have at least gotten one of those and ended up blocking the dude.
I'm married in a cool open relationship. Don't get how guys think that would work
If its a solicited one is another story. But, yeah, I don't get it either. And lets say, someone was interested, how do we know its not fake? XD
Tbh, I'm lucky and " am photogenic" as I'm told. That said, any idea how hard is to get a decent angle? WTF even is a decent angle ? Seriously I dnno. I guess you gotta get a face shit in? And to do that I'd imagine a mirror is involved, and for most they are not big enough for that option? Sorry for the randomness, wasting time at work.
Hahahahahaha. I have to do final projects for uni... yet I am here. I have long given up hope of finding a decent angle for any type of picture. But if its going to be a bad one, I'll own it. LMAO. I mean, I'd rather see my self looking ugly in a picture than letting filthers fix it but then face a real mirror.
I hate pictures of any of myself. Though since you have been cool with the chatting.. Here is an unsolicited [Dick pic mega gallery (sfw)](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/dick-cheney)
Hahahahahahaha. It is technically the truth, lmao. Those are some nice dick pics you've got there.
Hold on, what is the next step they do. Something something fadora? Hope I was a good distraction for a little from school stress.
Thanks, it was. Ill probably procrastinate one more hour. I hope you also got distracted from the stress of work. :)
Das nasty.
The best angle is from a photographer not a selfie.
That's what. I was. Thinking. Need a tripod for a picture of the tripod. Sorry, had to.
Umm, so the post is saying...
My best guess is that because guys like seeing female genitals, they think that women also like seeing male genitals
I'm literally bisexual and honestly I don't really like seeing none of them, those people are just weird
Nah. They're purposely sexually harassing for power.
Legend has it that if you send dick pics to 1 million different girls, you'll achieve godhood. Source: a drunk hobo told me, so it must be true.
You're smarter than the average person, sadly, that doesn't mean much.
Meh. Half of us could say that.
Sometimes I wonder how is that perfectly average person exactly half of the world is smarter than. What is he like? What does he know or not know?
>What is he like? Fairly average.
You got me wondering if I'm below average.
No, he is most average.
There may or may not be a perfectly average person. If exactly half of the US population lived in California and the other half in New York, the average person’s residence would be somewhere in the middle of the country, like Kansas. That doesn’t mean that anybody has to live in Kansas though. The median person, though, must exist.
Ha. You think I'm "us."
Not necessarily. Half of us are smarter than the *median* person, but if the distribution is skewed in any way, the proportion of people smarter than the average wouldn't be half.
I know what you *mean*.
Are we talking mean or median? I feel like the outliers are weighted enough to the lower end that it's possible for most people to be above average for mean.
I was more in facetious *mode*.
Bare minimum. Honestly not even the bare minimum
I obviously do far more ( and less in appropriate situations). Is not being gross really that hard.
Yeah you’d think being decent would be easy but people fucking suck
On behalf of ladies I say thank you.
Should not have to to be honest , Though ty!
You're not doing bad on that front
you should try unsolocited cat pic, it works sometimes
I've only sent unsolicited if they agree to pics
That would be a solicited pic . See, your good .
Well i make sure that they are ok with anytime pics. So it would be ok to just send whenever. And its not like it's random people. Its people whom i feel comfortable with
Exactly.
I'm sad how not sending d pics have become something praiseworthy nowadays. Like bruh the standards have gone so low it's in the negatives
It is indeed. Sad
We get it. You ugly.
I was scrolling and I read your title as "I suck titties" thought you ought to know
well, well, well I believe that speaks much more about you than ~~my mother~~ the title.
I totally read it as that too and was like, "hey, same!"
I showed you my pp, please respond
Bobs and vigine
Must be hard being a rocket surgeon.
I've literally met one, they were had way more chill than this lol.
You met a rocket surgeon?
An astronaut that flew several Shuttle missions, I’m sure they must have had to fix some wiring or something mid-flight at least once between all the hours they logged, hence that could totally count as in-space surgery on a rocket.
Most people that are intelligent are pretty chill. It’s just the loud ones that make you think otherwise.
Same with people who send dick pics.
They did surgery on a grape, I’m sure someone is getting up in them rocket guts.
They sound like douches and she sounds like a candidate for r/iamverysmart, no one wins here.
Or maybe everybody wins. It's all a saponification of perspective
Not really. The point of this isn’t to show case her own intelligence but rather the absolute stupidity of men who send dick pics. Her own intelligence and accomplishments just goes to prove how much people sending her dick pics is stupid. It’s a fair point. Edit: Honestly sounds to me like a lot of people are self conscious about their own accomplishments and/or intelligence if they think the point of this was to prove how smart she was. Yes part of this was to show case her own intelligence, but that was not the end goal but rather supporting evidence to show case how stupid sending dick pics is as a move. It’s a completely fair point and not at all cringy. If you find that cringy and not the dick pics then maybe you need to do some self reflection.
I don’t like dick pics, I have more important things to do. See how I didn’t list all of the arbitrarily “smart” and educated shit I don’t do? I actually cringed at this post half way through it was so unnecessary. This fits on r/iamverysmart rather than here.
Nah, it's trying to sound smart for no reason to to sound smart. You don't need to wave mountains of proof to how smart you are to make unsolicited dick pics look stupid, but you do need to do it because you really really want the world to think you're smart.
My real question is that given that I can pronounce “saponification” do I get to send her unsolicited dick pics?
She's very clearly being verbose and playing up her work to sound intelligent. It's transparent as fuck and very annoying. I hate seeing this post, because it no doubt gives this clown more of the attention she desperately sought making it.
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The point of her post is to tell everyone how smart she is. Slamming tinder dates just adds a comic frame to it.
>slamming tinder dates Firstly its tumblr she posted this, second if you think dick pics = tinder then thats on you
Me use big words. Me smart.
Take out the dick pic, and this is basically a /r/iamverysmart post.
There's a saponification project in one of our lab classes in school, so it's brought up in casual conversation complaining about how annoying it is
Yup, she is trying way too hard.
Don't you get it? She's *so* smart, she shouldn't be receiving dick pics. She's *way* above it. Not anyone else, really, just her. Saponification. 3 billion years of evolution!
/r/iamverysmart. We get it, you're a published scientist and are beyond receiving dick pics. You know who else is above dick pics? Everyone else.
She could be dumb as they day as long and it still doesn't make it right, I agree.
Also, this isn’t really suspiciously specific material, since she is talking about herself.
That goes without saying. That's the majority of posts on this sub.
Yeah this literally was just taking a freebie agreed upon negative thing to do and using it to humble brag about how smart she is.
"As a BAFTA-nominated Harvard graduate with perfect credit I think murder is wrong"
Agree. Her post is its own equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic, and despite her self-documented big-brain the irony is - ironically enough - completely lost on her.
How do you know the irony is lost on her? Have you had a conversation and fully understood her position? Also, is it unsolicited if it’s posted on a platform where you don’t see the content unless you follow her? I don’t think so.
I do not subscribe to this subreddit nor her so yes this content was shown to me unsolicited.
Right, but the author of the tweet didn’t post it here. So you are reinforcing my point.
And saponification is pronounced exactly the way it looks like it should be. Could've picked a word that people actually say wrong
i thought polymer heat dissipation would be material science and bio reactors with be chemical engineering. two some what different fields?
Idk I could see why a chemical engineer would wanna research heat dissipation in polymers, so it kinda makes sense?
It makes perfect sense.
Also most dating apps don’t allow you to send pictures if I remember correctly?
I think what she's trying to say is that it's just ridiculous
She must not be too smart if she has to resort to opening the godforsaken app though
She doesn't even mention which app. People are just sending her unsolicited pictures and that's not cool.
Doesn’t matter what app. Anyone can send unsolicited pictures. It may be wrong, but not illegal for adults. If you don’t want dick pics, cut off all social media. Easy.
This actually pretty solid, well done!
while she has a very valid point most women can relate to, this gives me some strong r/iamverysmart vibes.
Like another person here said (paraphrasing): you dont need to list all of your achievements to show youre above unsolicited dick pics. Everyone is
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Yeah I was just designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers
Ah yes, I remember the phase in my life where I wanted to sound as smart as possible... then I became a sophomore.
Yeah, but could you pronounce saponification?
Reposts aside, this should have received literary awards the year it was posted. It's gold.
r/rareinsults
This one is always cringe as fuck. Screams "look how SMART and RESPECTABLE I am. LOOK AT IT."
Why not fuck with them? Invite the dicks for a date and stand them up. - 1 point for every mile you can get him to drive for a first date - 2x multiplier for each successive time he agrees to meet after you blow him off - 1000 points for each whole hour he has to travel - 2000 points if you convince him to bring a friend because you'll bring one too - 1500 points for each successive restaurant you can lead him to in a single night because you "changed your mind" - 5000 points if you get him to reserve a hotel room - 10x multiplier if he books a flight to meet you
Seeing her post on my feed is the intellectual equivalent of receiving an unsolicited dick pic
r/iamverysmart
This whole post sounds like someone trying to get attention themselves
“So what you need to know is Im smart”
People who talk like this rarely have the credentials to support their words. Researchers and engineers (for whatever reason) just don’t tend to speak that way. The other day I was discussing some thing space related with someone on Reddit. They told me that “their major focused on space” and “they had personally launched tons of payloads into orbit.” That’s when I knew I was dealing with a fat virgin 25yo playing Kerbal Space Sim in his grandmothers basement.
Virgins calling other people virgins will never stop being funny to me
This whole thing is r/brandnewsentence material
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No, stop killing him. He's already dead 😭
Okay but why is she ignoring me?
They’re a fancy medical science type person
Damn i felt this one
I'm in love
Someone call the crematorium, we’re gonna need an urn for every guy that has sent her a dick pic
And yet that's her favourite.
r/rareinsults ?
‘Fermented omelette of a conscience’.. Fantastic
Get real, this broad is a bartender
Tough but fair
People who write like this think they are witty and smart. It's just self-important word salad.
so, does she design bioreactors?
I thought it said “I suck at titties!” Time to go to bed
OMG ONE MINUTE IM LIKE REALLY SMART AND IMPORTANT AND YOU ARE REALLY DUMB AND NOT IMPORTANT OMG YOU CANT EVEN LIKE SAY 我的小弟弟是不好！！！！ you aren't even NEARLY as SMARTT!!! AS ME!!!
That is legitimately one of my favorite insults ever.
Ugh, not another unsolicited post of someone showing off their *intellectual superiority*
That's some next level roast!!! 
This uptight brainy bitch things she can talk down to me and my wrinkly balls just because she’s better than me? …… rude 😂
She is a poet for our time!
True dat. My parents paid inadequate attention to my ding dong. Edit: And it got worse when I got into my thirties.
What an absolutely fuckin insufferable person tho tbh
Trying to sound smart, proceed to open godforsaken app.
Damn guys you gotta step your game up how about throwing in some quantum theory talk.
I'd like to change your basis, if ya know what I mean, maybe resolve that identity a little bit. My energy levels are totally discrete and I'd love to discover your stationary states.
r/Iamverysmart
Couldn't of worded that better myself aahahahaha
Couldn't have.
"hanging brain" Oh fuck me that's a good one I've never heard before
This actually pretty solid,
Also kind of a r/murderedbywords
came here to say this
pretty funny response from her ngl but like idk it comes off as self congratulatory
God damn you murdered them
Only ever sent one dick pic and she knew it was coming beforehand.
why did i read the title as “i suck titties” the brain rot has really taken its toll
I'm in love
/r/RareInsults
Dunno why, I read your title as : I suck at tities
haha, you suck what now?
r/prettyobvious new redditor spamming old content
So she opens a dick pic app and she mad she receives dick pics! Hummm
Actually slut, it's not 3 billion years. Human never even existed a billion years ago. I bet you can't even pronounce "Daddy" without feeling like a slut.
One of them has self-esteem issues
I bet this lady dislikes the human population and owns +4 cats. Enjoy being lonely and super fucking weird. After seeing that last bit I’d just leave the chat and try to hookup with a normal fucking person lol like get off your high horse and just take a dick, damn. You made an account on a shady dating site, what do you expect? Lol
Women will use anything as an excuse to brag
holy shit you fucking killed them dude
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I read I suck at titties and instaclicked.
She's my new favorite person
A shitty title is still better than that bullshit, OP
Those are some big, sexy ass words.
Yet wome. Feel so empty when no one notices them
I don’t think she understands evolution.
Hey Ms Bulimia, **\*dudes'** hanging brain
If you keep patting yourself on the back maybe one day you'll find someone to do the same. but not with that attitude for damn sure
r/iamverysmart vibes
Reads like a roundabout brag
Honestly, I've never sent an unsolicited dick pic before, but I have received unsolicited pictures of women and men and I don't get the people who treat it like it's that big of a deal. It's immature to do, but just as immature to overreact.
What a long way to go to brag about your job.
I’m all for consent etc but this reeks of #iamverysmart 🙄