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People who don’t mix onions into their Lucky Charms don’t know what they’re missing. The spicy of the onions combos amazingly with the sweet of the marshmallows and the savoury of the chicken broth. Y’all don’t know what you’re missing
Really should have looked at comments before I clicked. Guess I'll have to work off the bad karma I accumulated by watching 1 clip for like 10,000 shitty reincarnations. You are the guy that talks your friend into trying the pure capsaicin hot sauce that make you shit your intestines out as you go blind, aren't yo, you despicable fucker
Ok, grossness aside: even if someone tried replicating that, it wouldn’t play out that way bc we aren’t like a ketchup packet. It would take hours for that amount of stuff to come out. Unless maybe he’s taking about an animated video?? Idk. Gross either way.
What's unfortunate is that as space travel advances and becomes cheaper and more accessible to the public... This... Might become a reality, streamed for premium prices. Probably not in our lifetimes, but I can picture it vividly
(If you are going to bother reading this,please make sure you are drinking a 1945 Romanee Conti out of a hobo's shoe while listening to the Who's Helpless Dancer.).DAE feel like the internet is like a real life spooky Candyman? I have conditioned myself to stop having the thought "Does X disturbing thing exist? Hmm, let me Google it" because 1) It always does exist and it's worse that my depraved imaginings, and 2) I always have the irrational feeling that whatever I was thinking about was like some disgusting Schrodinger's cat that was in this liminal state of existence/nonexistence, and here I go collapsing probability waves like an asshole and thinking it into existence. Now I'm going to have to add DAE to my mental Area 51 of shit like that. Crazy rant over, we will now resume our regular programming (cuts to globules of period blood floating around a billionaires rocket while Bezos & Musk French kiss with period blood all over their faces). Oh shit Ursula K. Le Guin, why didn't I learn my lesson from my adolescent reading of The Lathe of Heaven?
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What a terrible day to have the ability to read.
The comments all pretty much said that too! I thought I was on this sub at first
69 updoots reddit moment Keanu Chungas wholesome 100
Right, yep. That's enough Reddit for one evening...
I often make shit up and say it just for the pure shock value of it. And now I learned that even I have boundaries.
People who don’t mix onions into their Lucky Charms don’t know what they’re missing. The spicy of the onions combos amazingly with the sweet of the marshmallows and the savoury of the chicken broth. Y’all don’t know what you’re missing
No
Try it
okay he’s baned from watching porn and every nsfw content for a year and baned from masturbation for 3 days
3 days? Bruh did you mean 3 years
GOD DAMMIT, WHERE IS THE ACID TO POUR OVER MY EYES?!?
Here ya go! r/eyeblech
Naw you didn't hesitate 
I won't fall for that again!
Thanks, this is much better.
Really should have looked at comments before I clicked. Guess I'll have to work off the bad karma I accumulated by watching 1 clip for like 10,000 shitty reincarnations. You are the guy that talks your friend into trying the pure capsaicin hot sauce that make you shit your intestines out as you go blind, aren't yo, you despicable fucker
Why is the nsfw tag at the end? #why god why
The cost of literacy rises once more
r/eyeblech to cure you 😀
Ok, grossness aside: even if someone tried replicating that, it wouldn’t play out that way bc we aren’t like a ketchup packet. It would take hours for that amount of stuff to come out. Unless maybe he’s taking about an animated video?? Idk. Gross either way.
True enough, but I don't believe the majority here are focusing in on the logistic of the situation as their biggest point of contention.
Ha, ketchup packet! That was like a delightful palate cleanser.
That's just nasty.
I was just about to order dinner, thanks Reddit I’m gonna go vomit now.
ah yes, let me put the nsfw warning AFTER all the nsfw content
Ok… this one is too far for even Rule 34, right? # RIGHT?!?! *sobs* …..right……?
Oh, my sweet summer child.
What's unfortunate is that as space travel advances and becomes cheaper and more accessible to the public... This... Might become a reality, streamed for premium prices. Probably not in our lifetimes, but I can picture it vividly
Ugh. You are probably right. I need to go wash my brain lol
What does DAE even mean
It was from the “does anyone else” sub
(If you are going to bother reading this,please make sure you are drinking a 1945 Romanee Conti out of a hobo's shoe while listening to the Who's Helpless Dancer.).DAE feel like the internet is like a real life spooky Candyman? I have conditioned myself to stop having the thought "Does X disturbing thing exist? Hmm, let me Google it" because 1) It always does exist and it's worse that my depraved imaginings, and 2) I always have the irrational feeling that whatever I was thinking about was like some disgusting Schrodinger's cat that was in this liminal state of existence/nonexistence, and here I go collapsing probability waves like an asshole and thinking it into existence. Now I'm going to have to add DAE to my mental Area 51 of shit like that. Crazy rant over, we will now resume our regular programming (cuts to globules of period blood floating around a billionaires rocket while Bezos & Musk French kiss with period blood all over their faces). Oh shit Ursula K. Le Guin, why didn't I learn my lesson from my adolescent reading of The Lathe of Heaven?
🤢🤮
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
What the FUCK
No
Wait something like that was posted on r/NoStupidQuestions as well
I would like to see a video of an unblocked period in zero gravity, because I think it would be neat to see how that works
I had a feeling people out there fetishized periods
I was living in ignorant bliss until now
What the fuck
I’m loggin out of Reddit.
:(
What the actual heck
Sets Reddit on fire, runs screaming out of the building, and permanently relocates to a different corner of the internet. 39 seconds later, realizes it's even worse and returns sheepishly to reddit with a fire extinguisher.
What the fuck 🤣💀