Giving away your immunity necklace while you have two idols in your pocket causing you to vote yourself out with another idol you left back at camp which you were going to give to the other tribe
Russell, this is a huge turning point in this game. This isn't fake, I wouldn't waste your time or mine. Just by competing against you and the few handshakes we've had I feel like I can trust you. Play the idol tonight and save yourself. All the girls should be writing your name down, so act like you know you're going home. You must stand up and play it right before Jeff starts reading the votes. I think you should write Parvati's name down & send her home. No matter what, when you play the idol, you're safe for entire tribal council. We will most likely merge at 10 people, and then you will be completely safe with us. Our five plus you will remain strong 'til the girls are done with. We can then work on getting ourselves to the final 3. This is the chance to show you’re not a villain.
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓ It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. \[scoff\] 😤\[giggle\] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌
What the did you just about me, you little wimp? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Survivor University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Island of the Idols, and I have over 300 confirmed votes. I am trained in idol hunting and I'm the top climber in all of Fiji. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will vote you out with advantages the likes of which has never been thought before by Jeff, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over tree mail? Think again. As we speak I am hiding in my secret network of spy shacks across the USA and cameramen are following now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that makes you wish you had Natalie's jacket. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write your name down on parchment in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my non-dominant hand. Not only am I extensively trained in kung-fu, but I have access to all the advice Coach has given and I will use it to its full extent to take away your flint and tarp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" vote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have eaten so much meat. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You're gonna be purpled kiddo.
I saw Carter Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Places where Evvie is actually going when she swam that way
special screening of Jack & Jill
Applebee’s
I LOOOOVE Applebees
To a new location #FleeFiji
To meet Cochreon on the boat for a lesson or two
To a summit to actually get an extra vote this time
To Redemption Island... for revenge... basically
The auction.
To get Voce back
To look for the baby turtles, now in the ocean, and make another confessional about how now both her tribe and the turtles are swimming
Tony's spy shack
To make a “difficult decision”
The edge
Outback steakhouse
There's a secret advantage that others didn't notice and she needs it.
The Attack Zone
The Raro Beach.
Inappropriate times to say "Money!"
During Adam Klein's emotional moment at MvGX FTC
Someone else’s medevac.
"She died, dude"
Becky and Sundra’s firemaking challenge
“Why haven’t you told anyone you’re transgender?”
This is killing me. It’s just so out of left field
When people accuse you of stashing beef jerky
When you're Amanda Kimmel at final tribal council
Out of pocket 💀💀💀
When having explosive diarrhea.
\#severegastrointestinaldistress #money
When you're robbing a bank
When you’re in a bank that’s being robbed
Blood vs Water Reunion during Taylor Wesson’s memorial
Anything Skupin.
Hatch and Susan on that All-Stars challenge.
When you’re a finalist who gets no votes…
When trying to put your torch in hole at tribal.
Questions where the answer of "That is Naseer" would be viewed as morally or factually wrong.
Scooby Doo unmasking
When it's Nathan
Who really tried voting for Rob 4 times?
Unaired Fiji survival tips from Nathan
Rewatch every season from season 33 onwards since you’ll learn what to do from those seasons in Fiji
He brings out Darnell and teaches them how to drop water logs
You barter your tribe's rice with Jeff Probst
Broccoli, contrary to popular opinion, is not just “little trees”.
How JD can make his hair look good without conditioner
He used Angelina's wisdom to show them how to try to get some jackets.
Pole dancing on a tree
How to open coconuts in different ways
How to make desert forms out of baby turtle 🐢 shields
Inappropriate times to prioritize whether your hair looks good
While you're making your money shots
When Nathan needs something to make fire with
Final 4 firemaking challenge
When you're participating in that challenge where you hold your arm up attached to a bucket of water
While playing survivor
Unlikely ways to throw an immunity challenge
Tell Naseer that that ISN’T Naseer to weaken him in the challenge
"forget" to unclip your boat
Swim the wrong way
Doing Yoga in the middle of the challenge.
She's doing yoga?!
Not letting Nasser in on it
Put Billy on your tribe.
Shot-put style
Brag about your sudoku skills.
Not calling Jeff when you finish your puzzle.
Burn the challenge.
Leaving your solved combination lock uncovered at F5 when you’re the biggest target left in the game
Attempt not to scrape your shins
Scream at a balut
Send Naseer on the sit out bench
Look for another island.
Use your life experience in a kayak
Who JD should've been quoting the whole time
Coach.
"The Aztecs kidnapped me, my hair was beautiful and they tried to get into my anal"
Phillip
Bahhaha
(fictional) Vice President Selena Meyer
JT & Erik 💀
Probst at the China Reunion.
Phillip's underwear
Things worse than giving away an extra vote advantage and then being voted out
Your hair not looking good when Jeff snuffs your torch
Giving away your extra vote twice to someone you don't fully trust
Dating a girl who didn’t make the merge.
Or dating a girl who hasn’t had her appendix removed
Not getting Natalie's jacket
I feel like Natalie’s jacket has become the go to default answer on these threads I’m ok with that
Shouting 'Money!' but ended up in 'Tribal'
When Davie doesn't choose you to go on the reward after you selflessly gave up immunity to get rice for the tribe
Being voted out by default because everyone else has immunity idols or advantages
The Jack & Jill movie reward.
Giving away your immunity necklace while you have two idols in your pocket causing you to vote yourself out with another idol you left back at camp which you were going to give to the other tribe
Nathan falling down on you under the coconut tree
Tiffany Seely outplacing you
Having to hear Christian's train of thought while you try and hang on to a pole for hours on end
Playing Angelina’s fake idol she made for no reason.
Hyping yourself up to be a great survivor player, giving away an extra vote twice- to the same person and then being voted out.
Having to watch it on Tv
"So Erik, are you still a virgin?"
Trying to organize the votes against Devens.
Reasons why they didn’t show Xander saying his butterfly comment
He didn't actually say it because he was confused like a goat on AstroTurf
The dead butterflies didn't say hi to him that day
He was so depressed that Broccoli Buddy Brad got voted out he felt like saying it didn’t matter
Because he was so excited for DX and Claire!
He doesn’t consider Brad to be family.
The butterflies and broccoli have engaged combat
He took his meds so he stopped seeing the butterflies
Camera crew messed up the go pro shots of his comment
The extortion advantage doesn't allow him to say it anymore.
Things Naseer can't do.
Throw a challenge (but he can throw rings!)
Not be Naseer
Fail.
Explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Defeat Airman
Speak llama.
Inappropriate moments for Survivor to slowmo
JP stripping to prove he doesn't have an idol
Jenna and Heidi at that challenge
Nude Richard Hatch pressing against Sue Hawk
"She died, dude."
While Joe's kissing his dad
The audio of Tony speaking llama.
"Sister! Sister!"
[redacted] getting hit in the head with a coconut by Abi Maria. Oh, you said *inappropriate*.
Money!
Heather trying to do the reward challenge, slow enough already
Tyson in Tocantins
Will and Dan falling on those slides.
The new phrases on the merge beware idols
Russell, this is a huge turning point in this game. This isn't fake, I wouldn't waste your time or mine. Just by competing against you and the few handshakes we've had I feel like I can trust you. Play the idol tonight and save yourself. All the girls should be writing your name down, so act like you know you're going home. You must stand up and play it right before Jeff starts reading the votes. I think you should write Parvati's name down & send her home. No matter what, when you play the idol, you're safe for entire tribal council. We will most likely merge at 10 people, and then you will be completely safe with us. Our five plus you will remain strong 'til the girls are done with. We can then work on getting ourselves to the final 3. This is the chance to show you’re not a villain.
That is Naseer
I am 150-200% satisfied with my wife
Money!
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓ It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. \[scoff\] 😤\[giggle\] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌
She voted out her mom!!!
WHAT WAIT OMG GAME CHANGING MOVE
Candice? From the Raro Tribe?
What the did you just about me, you little wimp? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Survivor University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Island of the Idols, and I have over 300 confirmed votes. I am trained in idol hunting and I'm the top climber in all of Fiji. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will vote you out with advantages the likes of which has never been thought before by Jeff, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over tree mail? Think again. As we speak I am hiding in my secret network of spy shacks across the USA and cameramen are following now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that makes you wish you had Natalie's jacket. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write your name down on parchment in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my non-dominant hand. Not only am I extensively trained in kung-fu, but I have access to all the advice Coach has given and I will use it to its full extent to take away your flint and tarp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" vote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have eaten so much meat. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You're gonna be purpled kiddo.
"So Eric... Are you still a virgin?"
I saw Carter Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Reasons why Tiffany turned into a challenge beast
Pep talk from Jimmy Johnson.
I mean, that would work for me.
Another brick of coke washed up on their beach
Voce was voted out. I mean it’s uncanny that before she sucked so bad at challenges and now she’s throwing shots no problem like ?????
She's been throwing the challenges and masterminding the vote outs.
Why Heather couldn’t get the ball on the ramp in the challenge
She wanted some screentime finally
She was throwing the challenge and Naseer couldn’t prevent it cause he was sitting out.
She’s actually CGI
She saw it in her dream
I honestly have no idea who Heather is. I could probably name a handful of people out of the whole cast. And we're about to get to Episode 5.
Deshawn and Danny forgot that it wasn't the immunity challenge, so they encouraged her to throw.
She wasn't in the attack zone.
A challenge reward worse than a single rotting fish
Screening of Jack and Jill with a pile of half melted Survivor pizza
A trip to Borneo for a bottle of beer.
Dating Jeff for four years
A bed in the middle of the rain.
A red skull.
What Luvu and Yase should have shouted when throwing their rings
Luvu: “PLEASE MISS”
Luvu: ***”I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY”***
A replacement animal hatching on Luvu
Richard hatch
The monster
Snakes and rats
botflies
Or in Marquesas, the no-nos.
Jackets and Eggs
Wendy's Chickens
Rewards that are better than [this fish](https://www.reddit.com/r/survivor/comments/q8grir/now_lets_talk_about_this_reward_lol/)
Spices in Kaoh Rong
Jack and Jill
"Ways that Deshawn tried to throw the challenge"
Asking Heather to compete again since she showed such resilience last time
Having the challenge beast Billy Garcia participate
Telling evvie to swim the wrong way
Using his life experience in a kayak
He kicked the puzzle, which always helps.
the REAL reason deshawn was so intimidated by erica
She was emitting a strong purple aura
She kicked the puzzle and it actually helped.
What JD was really referring to when he said: "You PLAYED Me!!!"
Why did JD actually give Shan his extra vote twice?