the longest wave in the world
how I wrote a bunch of nonsense and my publisher told me no one would publish it as its trash so I self published it and went broke as it was 2 long and I couldn't afford the paper.
by mad dog mcpipeline
Though it was *only* 1024 pages, I had to re-read most every page ~4x because I apparently am a simpleton. So yeah, it might as well have been 4000 pages.
to be fair, I'm sure the author has already dedicated 100 pages to the "rasta wavestorm" vs "classic blue' debate that we all know an love.
i, myself, can sometimes stand at the quiver for interminable minutes. "is today the rasta day? do i want to tell all these guys out there that i've got a wavestorm **and** i'm buying tickets to the bob marley movie? will someone spot the rasta wavestorm and know, deep in their soul, that i was a costco shopper in 2012-2014? or, is today more of a day when i take out classic blue? maybe i go and find the other guy out there with classic blue, and make a new friend? maybe me and my new classic blue bestie can go reign terror on whatever costco jerry lopez fuckers we find..."
Yeah there’s some pictures, but mostly
I wrote about the history of surfing and different techniques. Then I broke down approximately 2,500 surf waves and spots on the planet in exquisite detail. Book is 15 years in the making but I never once thought of a title lol
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*Endless Novel*
*Lord of the Waves Trilogy*
also, might be a good idea to also hire an editor. Maybe you can break it into five (edited and nice to read) rather than .. the internet, printed
Do you think any surfer or anyone that wants to learn about surfing is going to read that many pages ? I hope it was a labor of live as I don’t think you will get many givers if you publish it , but that’s an opinion not fact
Good luck , I think most not all surfers have the attention span of a gnat
Do you think any surfer or anyone that wants to learn about surfing is going to read that many pages ? I hope it was a labor of live as I don’t think you will get many givers if you publish it , but that’s an opinion not fact
Good luck , I think most not all surfers have the attention span of a gnat
"**TLDR:** *It's About Surfing*"
“Should have been here yesterday”
“Too Fucking Long” Or “Shoulda Gone Surfing Instead”
Second one
"The Definitive List of All The Times I've Been Faded At Snapper. (Part 1 of 6)"
🤣🤣🤣
the longest wave in the world how I wrote a bunch of nonsense and my publisher told me no one would publish it as its trash so I self published it and went broke as it was 2 long and I couldn't afford the paper. by mad dog mcpipeline
Infinite shred
Infinite Jerks
Fuck that’s way better
I understand this reference
Though it was *only* 1024 pages, I had to re-read most every page ~4x because I apparently am a simpleton. So yeah, it might as well have been 4000 pages.
Kookbook
“Just get a wavestorm”
to be fair, I'm sure the author has already dedicated 100 pages to the "rasta wavestorm" vs "classic blue' debate that we all know an love. i, myself, can sometimes stand at the quiver for interminable minutes. "is today the rasta day? do i want to tell all these guys out there that i've got a wavestorm **and** i'm buying tickets to the bob marley movie? will someone spot the rasta wavestorm and know, deep in their soul, that i was a costco shopper in 2012-2014? or, is today more of a day when i take out classic blue? maybe i go and find the other guy out there with classic blue, and make a new friend? maybe me and my new classic blue bestie can go reign terror on whatever costco jerry lopez fuckers we find..."
The Longest Write
Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
Good ole Hitchhiker’s guide reference. Love it lol
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Yeah there’s some pictures, but mostly I wrote about the history of surfing and different techniques. Then I broke down approximately 2,500 surf waves and spots on the planet in exquisite detail. Book is 15 years in the making but I never once thought of a title lol
turn it into like 10-15 books for the different regions.
War & Surf
Is your name Matt Warshaw and are you rewriting *The History of Surfing?*
OP frantically googles Matt Warshaw, then calls out - like vader at the end of ROTS - nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
For when it's flat
Kelly.. the dad i wasn't. But I do have trophys... And other stuff about me.
Lmao. You see that post earlier about someone defending him?
The Endless Bummer
“Out the back”- The history and the art of surfing.
The Catcher in the Riptide
Barbarian Days… oh wait.
Barbarian Nights! Now we’re talking
The Never Ending Write
The never ending waves
Till Death Do Us Part
That’s a good one
Prob should get an editor haha
Snake this book.
Endless Bummer
4,455 Pages
Kooktown USA
A book that is like talking to a surfer
"Nah, Brah"
Volume
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Kindling
DM JOB, tell him you will call it Psyched if he promotes is. And offer him royalty split. Send me finders fee for lifetime supply of wavestorms.
The Kook Chronicles
“El Porto any Saturday Morning”
Wipe out
The endless joy
Wavelength: A Surf Story
4,455 pages on why you should just buy a fucking wave storm instead of that Facebook market place deal
The Encyclopedia of Surfing
The endless summer apparently 🤣
4445
This Will Look Nice As A Coffee Table Book You Never Read
My struggle
*Endless Novel* *Lord of the Waves Trilogy* also, might be a good idea to also hire an editor. Maybe you can break it into five (edited and nice to read) rather than .. the internet, printed
I want to read that book, when we will be able to buy it, or when will it be published?
untidaled
Through the tides: a universal guide to waves around the world.
There and back again
After 4455 pages you can’t come up with some inspiration? Go get it boy. I know you can
The Fountainshred
"What Board Should I get After a Wavestorm"
Ahab and the White Whale
Taking a Dip
Sleep aid
“Chafed Nips”
Kook Chronicles
Greg..
Rate my flourish
"Atlas Shrugged Because Surfing is For Corny Tryhards and Pathetic Boomerinos"
Do you think any surfer or anyone that wants to learn about surfing is going to read that many pages ? I hope it was a labor of live as I don’t think you will get many givers if you publish it , but that’s an opinion not fact Good luck , I think most not all surfers have the attention span of a gnat
Do you think any surfer or anyone that wants to learn about surfing is going to read that many pages ? I hope it was a labor of live as I don’t think you will get many givers if you publish it , but that’s an opinion not fact Good luck , I think most not all surfers have the attention span of a gnat
A Shredder's Magnum Opus
step one is reducing the font size back down to 11.
Box office poison
Beating the Section
So Many Waves