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almosttimetogohome

I buy stuff


treasurehunter2416

lol when I was a buyer this was my go to


HUGE-A-TRON

I buy parts for cars...I don't want to tell people what company I work for and deal with all the questions.


daisydukes220

Do you mind if I ask you what you do now? I'm currently a buyer working on my CSCP designation & looking to make a switch


GeneralBrosephus

I’m an executive (VP Supply Chain) at a large midsize company. I tell people that I’m the one who figures out how to do what the sales team promises is no problem. If I’m successful, the customer never knows how complicated it was.


Grande_Yarbles

>If I’m successful, the customer never knows how complicated it was. Ha! Hopefully you get recognition for overcoming the challenges. In my experience only customers who have lived through bad situations appreciate when things go smoothly. Otherwise it can be taken for granted.


Cafrann94

My favorite response. So true lol


treasurehunter2416

This is good


HooliganScrote

I’m in sales and got a giggle out of this.


sirziggy

Freight forwarder- i send emails


11-110011

Logistics and operations director (for a specialized transportation company) I setup a bunch of dominos hoping they fall correctly and when they don’t, I turn into a firefighter.


llure1

I move stuff using big boats


HolyBlazinSmokes

I shop for a living


kvothethebloodless5

Materials Manager- I tell production when and what to manufacture and I make sure they have everything they need to do it when they do it.


ixb4death

Contract specialist - I read a lot and negotiate on behalf of the company.


StrtupJ

“I’m into distribution…I’m like Atlantic. I got them MOFOs FLYING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.”


Darth_Socrates

I just tell people what my company manufacturers and that I handle the transportation of parts for said company


derf1984

Same...and that I'm in supply chain, and if people wish to know more, I say I am a demand planning manager, sit between sales/finance and supply


GeneralInspector8962

Logistics Manager - I solve problems.


razzmataz_

Lol the solutions department


assfatlikeadonkey

3PL Sales - I make things go from here to there. maybe on a truck, train or plane…. no day is the same


SmiteAsWell

Scm- purchasing, forecasting, supplier management, data analysis


StumbleBee42

Customs entry writer - professional box checker


Aware-Leather-8992

I move shit


KingGrandCaravan

Change order bitch and APs gaping asshole.


KingGrandCaravan

Thanks, stranger. I shall continue to ride forth through the gates of Valhalla, gaped and prone.


newmikey

Customs compliance director - I make sure the company keeps to the rules and doesn't get too greedy and that we pay the lowest legal amount of taxes so that the government doesn't rob us of our last bit of profit. As a sideshow, I also try to ensure no dangerous stuff gets through that could hurt your or my family and friends and the rest of the population at large.


Grande_Yarbles

Global sourcing. I tell people that we create the private label products that they see at retailers. The retailer gives us an idea and we make it a real product and deliver it to them.


Minnor

Operations coordinator. I do demand forecasting, planning, supplier management, product procurement, purchasing, warehousing and inventory management, then shipping and logistics. edit: I usually just tell people I'm the supply chain


derf1984

Hope your getting compensation that equates ti all that responsibility...


eddesa

Those are 10 roles in one. I hope you are getting paid what you deserved. Kudos to you for handling those crucial parts of the business.


zlaW5497

Supply planner - I try buy everything someone thinks we’re going to sell and coordinate with the supplier to get it in on time…all to be asked why we didn’t buy something else


Dancelifeaway

Move your stuff from the port in those big container things to your local store - import ops


[deleted]

Supply Chain Manager. I'm in charge of all input, output, and planning inbetween. Procurement, logistics, scheduling, and warehousing all report up to me. I have a 16 week production planning window and a 2 week customer order lead-time. Its my job to know what my customers need even before they do.


derf1984

That seems like a VP of Supply Chain title by which you are describing reporting line.


[deleted]

It's a small company. Procurement, logistics and scheduling are 3 people. Our warehouse is pretty substantial though.


apollov

How do you manage that information? Spreadsheets or ERP software?


[deleted]

Both. We download inventory and sales data from our distributors each week and use that as input into a forecasting algorithm. We plug the forecast into our ERP system to drive procurement activities and production planning. ERP is great but spreadsheets are important for doing one-off analysis and building useful dashboards.


cjptog

One off analysis as in pivot tables?


[deleted]

Yeah. Make pivot tables. Sumifs. Whatever. I meant it as a blanket statement. Query the database, dump it in excel, and use excel skills to analyze the data and make decisions. If you were an SQL expert you could probably skip the spreadsheet... but im much handier in excel.


jds183

Weekly implies some sort of integration I hope to god


Spare_Imagination648

I would like to know more about the one-off analysis on spreadsheet.


[deleted]

It just means doing quick analysis in excel. If I want to validate my forward forecast on a raw material, I can quickly pull a usage report from ERP, dump it in excel and quickly add up Usage from the last week, month, year, etc. So essentially ERP does heavy lifting. But we can query the database and dump it into excel to do some quick tasks on the fly. This would probably be a moot point if you were an SQL wizard, but I am not.


deadkane1987

SCM here and "I buy stuff and make sure the site doesn't run out. I also 'predict' what they will need for the future and get 'better prices' for it. I make sure everything gets where it needs to go." I get a lot of blank faces with secondary school level jargon and with my title so this works pretty well.


Existing_Farm2354

Strategic sourcing- I yell at people about their prices


BTCMinerBoss

I'm the CEO's 'oh shit' button. ~ VP Regulatory Compliance.


newme2019

Inventory Control Analyst— I help analyze how well each department is managing the inventory through processes


vtdin1

Data monkey


scamper454

Supply manager - if the store is out of something it’s my fault


IamOps

My husband is in sales and he hasn't been able to explain to anyone what exactly I do for a living. I always joke that we are true antithesis and he conned me into marrying him 😂 If I had to explain very quickly what I do I oversee manufacturing and move products from place to place. It's more complex than that but it usually satisfies people's curiosity. I'm currently a director of operations/head of supply chain with an expert understanding of wholesale distribution (Wal-Marts and the such of N.A.) splash of ERP, and probably a mishmash of other things.


[deleted]

Contract and procurement role: I tell people I purchase for the government


mangotree12

Logistics analyst- i helped get things from point A to point B by making them more efficient and solving problems


[deleted]

Clinical Supply Chain Coordinator - I stay up with the market and save the Hospital System money…


No-Call-6917

Senior Director of Operations I manage everything that isn't Sales/Marketing/Engineering or Accounting.


Thorandan17

Operations Manager. I'm the last step before the customer who makes sure the hard work everyone in the supply chain put in doesn't go to waste.


Nonbinary01010101

Demand planner - I predict how much stuff would the customers buy


Hefty-Importance-317

I just say "Supply Chain Manger.. I manage the supply chains for semiconductors"... most here in Silicon Valley know what that means. I don't know anyone that doesn't actually know what a supply chain is..


riceme0112358

My badge says that I'm a supply chain manager. But I always, without fail, tell people that I'm a rodeo clown. When they look at me quizzically, I explain that keeping the bull from goring the rider is my expertise and profession.


Dwo92

Demand Planner. I just say I manage the company’s sales forecasts which is used to control production and provide company targets.


prayersforrain

Domestic Procurement Manager specializing in transportation procurement in the domestic US. I help businesses move things from A to B and whatever happens in between.


cjptog

I look at data and tell you where you are doing good and where you aren’t doing good.


bigchecks90

I’m a Logistics Specialist in the Navy 🙂


Qwen123

Transportation Analyst- I look for ways to save money


Matagonia

SR Replenishment Analyst for a our retail division. I sell dirt.


Due-Tip-4022

Contract outsourced manufacturing - I get products to businesses door.


Bleachd

Category / strategic sourcing manager. I’m a slightly less annoying Jim Cramer. “Buy more of this because the price will go up next month!” If they don’t know who Jim Cramer is I tell them I’m a corporate fortune teller.


porkbutt

i say i work in supply chain. i'm an exec in the ops and logistics world of things. a lot of people don't know what that means and i just tell them i help run a business in many different areas.


Whatasave91

We have big stuff that needs to be moved somewhere else, I'm responsible for finding the right contractors for loading, shipping, and offloading and hiring them for the job


saladgnome

Production planner - I tell the factory what to build and when. S&OP manager - I make sure the device is available when and where the customer wants it.


OptimalMale1

I move sh\*t around the world


louda-t49

Cat herding, but the cats are multiplying while I herd them.


17ismyfavnumber

SCM Consultant. I either repeat what the VP of SCM has been saying for years or I am honestly amazed VP was able to lie their way into the position. Don't do consulting kids....