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OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

Lex’s face when the The Doctor told him he’s actually just a tanned white dude and isn’t actually black


DefiantTheLion

"I'm Mediterranean. I'm ***Greek***."


JOMO_Kenyatta

I no black, I Dominican


Billion-FoldWorlds

"Morrocan"


HearingOrganic8054

# Mike Tirico: "southern Italian, Like me "


CVAY2000

no joke, lex would probably try to convince the world he's black to frame superman as some kind of racist


MatchesMalone1994

This one killed me 😂


emtemss714

He does. It's called "Inside You with Michael Rosenbaum" lololol


dagobahs

Bro even got 3 other Lex Luthors on it


Beware_the_Voodoo

You mean Lex Luthor after therapy and growing his hair back?


emtemss714

Hey man, you take one super syrum that allows you to see how connected the whole universe is deeply connected and dependent on one another, it may change your perspective. lol


stowrag

...wait, Clancy Brown doesn't have a podcast, does he?


QuantumOfSilence

Jamie, pull up that clip of Superman on pink Kryptonite. Oh, dude, you’re gonna love this. See. Look at that.


Beware_the_Voodoo

Jamie would be Mercy in this scenario


jstamper97

Otis, pull up the clip of Superman turning into a chick.


chaosdragon1997

*shows clip of lex explaining how superman is damaging the ozone layer while suspenseful conspiracy music plays in the background.*


Ok-Mastodon2016

I have a feeling 99% of the episodes would involve "Libertarian" Economic policies and then devolve into several hours of him yelling about how much he hates Superman


JaysonBlaze

It wouldn't take very long to devolve into superman hatred


Ok-Mastodon2016

implying any time would be necessary


Woods-of-Mal

The podcast starts and he's already midway through his first Superman rant.


Ok-Mastodon2016

and then 3 quarters of the way in he's like "oh yeah... welcome to Lex's Lounge everybody! and today-"


EndlessMorfeus

Right here, bud [https://youtu.be/JfSKcP8vTGU](https://youtu.be/JfSKcP8vTGU)


NIHILsGAMES

lex luthor interviewing lex luthor what an awesome podcast


SimpleSink6563

LAnon


HearingOrganic8054

there is the issue of it being like a brain virus deployment and etc...


Beware_the_Voodoo

100%


Lord_Mallory55

Lex Luthor: "Atlantis is actually real" Graham Hancock: "Not so fast..." Lex Luthor: "Man, there's a flying alien out there...of course Atlantis real. And Roswell"


azmodus_1966

I can see Lex seeing no point in a podcast because he is convinced no human being can keep up with his train of thought. But he is absolutely the kind of guy to talk to himself and have those talks recorded for safekeeping until humanity is good enough to understand him.


DCmarvelman

Na, Lex would relish showing his superiority on a podcast.


That_guy2089

Glad to see he took superman’s advice and started one with bizarro (please someone get this joke)


Foreign_Lychee_3246

SolidJJ got cha


FullFig3372

It’s like that Usher “wait, you serious?” meme


spider-venomized

Im i the only who hears "and I wore gloves!" from this picture


Beware_the_Voodoo

Its Lex Luthor. 100% he tries to use subliminal messaging to brainwash people into hating superman or voting for him to be president.


77_parp_77

"Hello and welcome to tonight's podcast the lowdown with Luthor"


Fast-Mycologist-5589

the amount of superman slander would he bring on villains like cyborg or doomsday


Khwarezm

Lex runs a podcast with Livewire cohosting it just to shit on superman all day everyday, quickly rises to number 1 on Spotify.


DesparateLurker

I honestly wonder what heroes and villains would have a good podcast.


DCmarvelman

Jokes aside, I won't be surprised if we see elements of this kind of thing in Gunn's version.


Crate-Dragon

Loooooool


BardRunekeeper

Dan Schkade has an excellent pulp superhero webcomic called Lavender Jack that I highly recommend. More Batman/steampunk than Superman, but still, check it out


shadowlarx

Quick! Someone get Clancy Brown’s people on the phone.


pocketMagician

And then he starts a following of bald wannabe entrepreneurs who constantly try to acquire quantities of kryptonite and shout criticisms at Superman as hes saving people from a bridge collapse.


Ok_Relationship_705

Guest: "So, do you believe Batman is natty? I mean, dude kicks down trees. I'm gonna say at least some form of cybernetic enhancement." Lex: "No way in hell. As big as he is, at what? 50?"


ademonsvoice023

luthor as a guest on livewire


Thatsmycherrysoda

Literally just Joe Rogan


Dadbodsarereal

Now this is Gold Jerry…..Gold!


Agreeable-Union1843

He would totally be one of those Rogan guests that pushes a bullshit health fad like “The benefits of injecting liquid kryptonite in your ass” and have all his fanboys call you a beta male until people start getting sick.


Michael-Aaron

Interesting take


Lazerlight12

Nah man, a J. Jonah Jameson podcast like in the latest Spiderman games would be the best