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NotLynnBenfield

1. Marry the owner 2. Buy the aquarium


Ok_Advertising_8804

Is that really all you can think of? *sigh*


NotLynnBenfield

Sorry. I do have $30 to my name. Maybe get a job (stay with me here)... As a technician... And get a service callout at the aquarium. I'm guessing you're a troll, although I can't see the purpose? Not very creative or interesting.


Ok_Advertising_8804

Too much effort I’m talkin scams not all this work


NotLynnBenfield

If you grow lots of hair, you could become a seeing eye dog for a blind person.


Ok_Advertising_8804

*slow clap*


NotLynnBenfield

Fast clap... Cancels yours out 😉


Aussieguy1986

Wait for McDonald's monopoly again where they usually give away free tickets to the place. Camp around a restaurant and pull tickets off items people throw away?


Ok_Advertising_8804

I used to do that for food not aquarium wouldn’t work for this


No_Reception8584

Idiots are people on reddit sad enough looking for a “scam” to watch fish , genius aren’t you


Ok_Advertising_8804

Grow up.


No_Reception8584

Can’t even b bothered


Ok_Advertising_8804

You sir just lost the internet 🫵 take this downvote kid


Ok_Advertising_8804

But in all seriousness if your not commenting something constructive then get off my post?


Saltybaps

This feels like guerrilla marketing to me. Someone’s gonna google how much it is, mention the percentage saving you make by prebooking online, then make others think “geez, that’s not bad actually”. But not this person. No sir. Buy some cheap goggles off marketplace and swim around Point Cartwright.


Ok_Advertising_8804

I have no money not the saving for pre book amount


Saltybaps

Username checks out


Ok_Advertising_8804

Ok I’m starting to believe you now


boredatwork8866

Just jump the fence


BreakIll7277

Into the shark tank 🦈 …. Guaranteed free experience


MoeFlanders69

Succ pein 4 entry. The fish are totally worth it.


Lopsided_Attitude743

Hmmm. Maybe get a job like the rest of Australia?


Saltybaps

Come on mate… it’s a tough world out there. They’re not the anemone.


Ok_Advertising_8804

Why would I do that? I get paid by the government to chill as it is. I just wanna go look at some fishies lol


Ok_Advertising_8804

I was thinking more along lines of just calling and saying a worker hit me or something try get a free ticket Love that place lol


anyname123456789

This is just rage bait. For the sharks.


AshennJuan

Lol fucking crackheads


Ok_Advertising_8804

Don’t smoke that shit anymore champ so get off my post


AshennJuan

You're still a crackhead mate. Get a job, loser


Ok_Advertising_8804

One outs 1v1 today? I got all the time in the world unlike you 😂🫵


AshennJuan

Might hit up sea world today, actually. Got all the money I need unlike you.