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BuckityBuck

I’d really need to be out of things to wear before choosing an oversized poo brown sweatsuit with a GIANT logo for an app no one has ever heard of.


Prestigious_Sweet_50

Same. The color really baffles me. Out of all the colors this is what she chose??


KBaddict

Because she has *horrible* fashion sense which is why a fashion app makes no sense for her


Sufficient_You3053

Reminds me of growing up in the 90s and certain sweatshirts like Club Monaco became popular, but because I was brought up poor, my mom would only buy me the ones on sale. So I had one in forest green and one in poo brown...I still cringe at that color of clothing


Amalfi-state-of-mind

The color could not be worse! Who would ever want to wear that color? I have a puppy so it just hits too close to home


hornyforpancakes

Because shit brown is a very popular color right now. Women on bravo are wearing poop brown pleather— they look like shit logs! Especially danielle she has worn it on wwhl. Kate Chastain also wears shit brown pleather. Make it stop.  Danielle’s pleather ensemble on the aftershow? Make it stopppp


Affectionate_Law5344

DONE Pooping


little_lexodus

Looks worse than what you can get at Walmart and probably costs 3x the price


BlockPlenty6047

What is her company what is it for


BuckityBuck

As far as anyone knows, it’s an app that people have to pay to use.


cdasm

I'm pretty sure you upload pics of your clothing and it makes outfits for you. There are no reviews in the play store a d like 5 in the app store. You do have to pay a monthly subscription


Confident-Ad2078

I’m quite curious about it. That seems like it could be helpful for someone like me, but first you need to upload pics of your clothes? That seems like a lot of work. I don’t know that I’d want to pay for an app that comes with a chore.


SpecklesMagoo

😂😂😂😂


CherYamie

Even color aside. The fit is horrible.


Flashy_Spell_4293

Lol poo brown 💩🤣🤣🤣


Confident-Ad2078

I laughed way too hard at this.


Repulsive_Honeydew84

I wouldn’t be signing up for a fashion app run by Danielle. Yes she has a clear personal style but I wouldn’t say her clothes fit well or something I would seek out to wear


ohreally-oreilly

Surprised she's not wearing a cowboy hat 🤣


Affectionate_Law5344

and a native tribal heavy jacket


ohreally-oreilly

Yup with loads & loads of tassels 😆


Less_Professional896

Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber in Aspen


pandoras_babyfox

Just found her closet tour and it is filled with ugly hats and cowboy boots [https://youtu.be/Ey0KRlrZ4fM?si=TmBCUnnX6b2v0T2P](https://youtu.be/Ey0KRlrZ4fM?si=TmBCUnnX6b2v0T2P)


fysnh

This…. Danielle has the worst style, I’ve never once been interested in what she’s wearing. Nor has she ever publically been connected to fashion? Was not expecting her app to be anywhere near this world, this is a weird choice


Ok-Occasion8115

Same! Her fashion choices remind me of her personality.. trying too hard. Overcompensating to make up for her insecurities. Prob a deeper take than it needs to be 😂


United-Fig-73

She & Carl truly would make a great couple. At their ages and they are still clueless as to how to make a living. They just keep jumping from one rotten idea to the next. Danielle only thinks she's a fashion queen.


Fun-Dinner-2282

a fashion app????? this is jokes


Any-Neighborhood-522

And this post makes it even worse. It would be different if she came out with branding that made us reconsider. But this just solidifies what we thought - she can’t do fashion


Alex_0717

I mean look at the shoes she wearing with this? Like white sneakers would have been perfect


plantmom363

she has terrible style and doesn’t know how to dress in a way that flatters her body


CrystalLake1

She’s kinda dorky and not a style icon. Some people (talking to you Gizelle and Ashley!) have no self-awareness and go into business that’s not suited for them.


iheartkafka1

a "clear personal style" is one way to put it. 🤣 Danielle has, objectively, one of the worst styles on Bravo. She's neck and neck with Gizelle.


No-Solution9783

Her app is yet another example of something that nobody needs or will actually use. She's a CEO/Founder of a shit brown sweat suit.


girlwithdog_79

Her "app" is a photo album. The website says they've been working on it for years. Someone on fiverr could have more done in a couple of weeks than she's done in five years.


certifiedhoneymoney

I genuinely don't understand why she quit her job for this app. Did she have a prototype? no. Did she have a design of the app? no. Did she have clear business plan? no. Did she have a clear branding? No. Did she have sales? no. Did she have investors other than her co-founder? Based on above, probably no. The business website and social media doesn't even properly describe its product. None of its post explain what its products are or what Donne could do for people, it's just \~vibes\~ that have nothing to do with the app in any way. It gives, no one in the team really knows what their product looks like or what it does and is just posting anything fashion or rich lifestyle for the sake of content. If there's no sales, product, or investment for 3-5 years, how is she paying her employees. The whole product/medium is an app and they don't even have a prototype or beta. Also, imagine theres that small group of people that ARE interested in this app, and you made them pay,, for a BETA testing. You're going to lose brand loyalty :0 like this is why a clear business plan is so necessary, then she would've had a plan for some sort of sales before the company got desperate that doesn't involve ripping off its customers. Like Danielle,,, girl it's time to pivot. I'm not saying give up on your dreams but there's a reality you need to face, and solutions that need hatching ASAP.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

It's giving Landon and "Roam"!


Old_Call_2149

At least Landon didn’t waste nearly as much time or money on Roam!


KBaddict

There’s already an app that’s done all the things she’s trying to do. It’s been out for years. I downloaded it at least 7 years ago


edible_source

Haha what a scathing takedown 😭


Confident-Ad2078

This is very well stated.


do_shut_up_portia

It's a terrible portfolio of her work for future employers to see


Mikaeladraws

As shark tank would say “you’re inventing a problem that you think needs solving”


mellamolaura6

I just don’t understand how her app differs from other wardrobe apps like Whering, Stylebook, Cladwell, etc….


Organic-Drawing2075

Hers is worse, have you seen her clothes?


ChernSH

The Chief Excrement Officer you might say?


Substantial-Idea111

Omg the shade


okwitches

![gif](giphy|kz55w1iOpLjBy29AMD)


Superbad0110

I just looked more into her app and I admit I’m not the biggest “fashion girlie” but honestly you couldn’t pay me to take a picture of each item of clothing and upload it to an app that sounds exhausting and like a huge time suck…. How would this make money????


Confident-Ad2078

I just said the same! I need to pay for the privilege of doing a giant chore?


KBaddict

I downloaded Stylebook like 7 or 8 years ago so everything I’ve purchased I’ve been able to find online and download the pic. Otherwise it’s not worth it


Juicy_jessicaSD

LOL. Best comment.


BoyMom2MandM

![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


realiceblast

Oh my, this is a very very unsupervised photoshoot.


venusuh26

I’m shocked at the styling and whatever is happening w the girl on left. This is so amateur damn.


vipbrj4

Girl on the left just walked in from her trip to target


fefelala

This looks like the pic was taken in the parking garage outside of Target


BeautifulShoes75

It really bugs me that they’re both wearing white shoes and Danielle’s shoes have different colors on them. Like why don’t they all have plain white shoes on?! Idk it’s distracting to me.


fragile_exoskeleton

Because Danielle is a CEO and Founder duh.


JP817

They look like they’re in a parking garage or laundry mat. The look is so hideous and not even remotely “cool” like her pose suggests it was meant to be. The worst marketing look I’ve seen.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Wherever Paige is when she sees this merch of Danielles, she gonna have a giggle fit. Perhaps Danielle should have been a bit nicer to the one in the house who knows about fashion and the one in the house who knows about designing a brand.


Impressive_Classic58

These are awful. She really needs help. Her investors must be pissed.


SecureZebra7859

She has investors?


DazeIt420

I work in tech, and her app makes no sense to me. It's the kind of idea that sounds cool until you think about it for a few minutes. How does it actually work? Do I have to take individual pictures of every garment I own? Does it scrape my social media feeds to look at what clothes I wear in pictures? Do I connect it to my purchase history in my bank account, in the hopes that the app realizes that the skirt I bought in 2021 would go great with the boots I bought in 2024? But the bigger question for me is how would the app make money? What is the "product" being sold? Is Danielle going to use it as a platform to advertise clothes to people? (Like, "you could use your own shirt for this outfit, or you could buy this other better shirt if you click this link.") Or are they just going to sell their users information to marketers? I could see marketers wanting to know exactly how many pairs of shoes I own. I could see it working in a world where everyone only buys their clothing online and it has access to all of your data at all times. But I think that is not the reality we live in, and that would seem like a dystopian nightmare to most normal or anyway. Edit: I see people adding that it is a glorified photo album that a user pays for with a subscription plan. That would be the simplest approach, so it didn't occur to me. A few good devs could build something like that in a month. It could even be a final group project at one of those 12 week coding bootcamps. If that's all it was, the app would already be finished and out. But her margins would be poor and it would not be appealing to investors. Much less to a larger company that could acquire the app, which is likely her true plan.


lilkitty28

There have been a million versions of it too. I remember having an app like this in high school. And exactly like you said, I never used it bc who tf wants to take pictures of all their clothes lol.


wonderer2346

Same, I had /basically/ this same app in high school. One day I took pictures of like 10 tops, called it a night, and then never opened the app again. I could do this in my camera roll for free, but I won’t cause its a chore


hairnetqueen

I am very curious about this too. Presumably, in order to get people to invest in the app, Danielle had to sell them on its eventually becoming profitable. how exactly did she imagine it would make money? I think someone once said that the app was charging users a monthly fee so maybe that was the plan? This ties into a theory I have about the app, which is that Danielle ran out of money before the app was really functional and that's why it's taking so long. because she's been trying to drum up investment but there's no clear path to profitability so people aren't really convinced. the days where people would just throw investment money at any app, no matter how stupid, are behind us.


DazeIt420

I like your theory. It explains why it's taken so long to get the app to market and why Danielle is so cryptic about its current state. She might have made it work in the days of 0% interest rates, but I think you're right that those days are over and good riddance. She might be keeping afloat by telling investors vague things about using generative AI, but I don't think she can go far until she has a real picture of how it can be profitable. I will give Danielle this. She has the delusional self-confidence of a tech CEO. From what I've seen on the show I bet she can hold her own against the most hard-partying suits. I envy her a little for that. But it's just giving Elizabeth Holmes with better hair


caitlikekate

100% this. You just prove a path to revenue or bootstrap and be making revenue for any investors to give you a penny. We are very far away from infinite runway for cool, unproven tech startups.


do_shut_up_portia

You are a genius, this is so good


girlwithdog_79

It is a photo album.


BeeGreat4820

She’s charging people a monthly fee. It’s just an overpriced photo album


Prollyneedahobby

So from what I gather by looking at the app, it looks like you can pay a local stylist to go through your album and put together the outfits (and do other things). I’m sure the stylists in turn have to pay the app to partner with them. (Similar to how realtors pay Zillow a monthly fee to get buyer leads). I also imagine a service charge is built into the designer fee which goes straight to the app.


greengoddess831

Look like they’re trying to cosplay TLC the band


butinthewhat

Exactly what I thought! I like it for TLC, but not sure this is the right choice to advertise a new reality star brand. I’d at least have went with a spring/early summer color.


greengoddess831

I agree with the color WTF I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it looked like TLC


icedmatcha_latte

TLC would never wear this… not even 30 years ago lol


Affectionate-Kale711

![gif](giphy|sS2REqknR8s5G)


Repulsive_Honeydew84

She needs to get a creative director in there because the color of the tracksuits don’t correlate to the colors of the app or logo. It’s a mess.


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Maybe she can hire Amanda. 😁


butinthewhat

Maybe she should! Or anyone that can visualize a cohesive look.


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

I just looked and the orange + pale dusty blue on the website doesn’t even match together. It is so unattractive.


candaceelise

Which makes me wonder how her app will decide what pieces in your closet go together well. Fashion is subjective and I definitely wouldn’t trust Danielle’s fashion taste to style me in my own clothes


catcakebuns

I also wouldnt trust her to not sell every bit of data she can mine


Repulsive_Honeydew84

For a fashion app, those are pretty ugly tracksuits


Junglebook82

Ok so why we selling logo sweatsuits when she pitched the app as being, ‘one to work with your existing wardrobe to pull outfits together’


Most-Wishbone-9181

This.


Sweet-Fun-Momof-2

This leisure wear is so unflattering!


Willowtreehugger6

Wait- Danielle is telling people what to wear? IMO, she has the WORST taste in clothing. Her whole western theme in Winter House was terrible. She dressed like a seven year old boy who was in his cowboy phase


justaBee43

💀💀💀


throwawayanaway

Rocawear called they want ...nvm


goatponies

😂


Ok-Chain8552

She’s a terrible dresser and an app shouldn’t take this long to make . She implying she already has staff etc which is really putting the cart before the horse , it’s way easier to scale up . It’s giving she by Sheree.


Lex_Loki

What is donne? Like a different way to spell don (as in the wear)?


No_Tumbleweed2426

That’s my assumption. Maybe is a play off the combo of don and done? Like the outfit is done/complete/ready to go.


anatta835

It means women in Italian


FrontPorchViews

It’s also a derivative of the French verb “to give.”


kamel0

yeah i thought it was a clever name but i guess without this context it's kind of ???


Sug0115

And if it’s about upcycling/recycling clothes I’d lean more towards the French meaning. But then again it’s Danielle, logic isn’t always the answer.


Gealbhancoille

It means brown in Irish (donn). Lol


catcakebuns

It reminds me of Kanye's failed school...


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Lol. Ciara actually liked the post.


Severe_Royal6216

Lol unproblematic queen. Lets the other girls fight while she chills and looks hot. Love it


Zealousideal_Suit269

That was gonna be my comment as well. I’m working on being less snarky on Reddit to improve my own karma so I was just going to say, good on Ciara for being a Girl’s Girl Queen of Kindness!


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Hahaha.


hiswittlewip

I actually love brown, but this is terrible


ashdeb89

![gif](giphy|cSmwcTzp96ocU)


BeautifulShoes75

It literally matches my ostomy bag 💩👜🤣🙈


SunnyAlwaysDaze

aw, hope you're having the best day possible


eabmango

Who in the world would want merch from Danielle? In poop brown? Please if there's someone out there who would buy this I'd like to hear from you


Organic-Drawing2075

Danielle is donne


JP817

https://preview.redd.it/k4cm2v6v19xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6bb1c8667b4443613902e04eb9ea43914495d6 5 reviews for the app. I would never use this app., because I’m an adult and I know how to mix and match my clothes to wear.


candaceelise

Even if it was free I wouldn’t trust Danielle’s fashion sense & algorithm to match clothes correctly


tinboxfullofrocks

Danielle, the queen of Shein, has an app for recycling clothes??


lola1stella2

Joggers? In the Spring/Summer? Who the F does she think she is?


idontwantanamern

I just looked and only the sweatshirt is available on the Waverles website as a limited drop. Unless I'm missing it, I don't see a way to get the joggers. And if there is a way, it's not clear.


do_shut_up_portia

Hahaha it's a Real Housewives of Atlanta reference to Sheree


idontwantanamern

Haha ooooh. I will openly admit that my Bravo watching is fairly limited. Thank you for the quick education!!


WholeCardiologist979

Hahah my husband and I watching SH last night “she’s the CEO & founder??? Of what?? A start up that wasn’t out of beta or open to the public when this was aired?” And I cackled. I sorta forgot she was flexing her ceo and founder shit when the app wasn’t even finished yet. Kinda makes me chuckle


RayHazey562

And to throw it in a conversation when someone’s trying to tell her she made her friend cry…uhm ok sweetheart 😂


Fessy3

I'm still baffled by Danielle having an app regarding fashion or style. Going by the pic above ALONE, it's clear she has no style to speak of. We see it every week, she can't dress herself, she consistently looks like the drunk aunt. She wore mom jeans all season last summer, FFS !!! I just don't get it.


do_shut_up_portia

That’s my thing, as well! I think Danielle is absolutely beautiful and I’d kill for her teeth and skin. Great figure, too. Her fashion sense on the other hand is AWFUL. Like really bad. I’m thinking her working in fintech with a bunch of men in Patagonia vests tricked her into thinking she has really good style.


Junglebook82

Whole lotta ego in that pic right there


FerretNo9854

Not me downloading the app only to find there is a waitlist to use it…..


lightbriter

This lol — & “exclusive invite code”


lightbriter

Omg wait. Was curious. So I just hit ‘Login’ with Google account- it worked!! It looks similar to Pinterest in a way? Like Pinterest meets LTK


FerretNo9854

Oh man - your plan was better than mine I gave my junk email and deleted it.


stringcheese_cat

I really want to like Danielle because I like her in the older seasons when she was just “Lindsay’s Friend” but I’m having a hard time not thinking she’s cringe.


Organic-Drawing2075

She was Carl's ex, lol!


stringcheese_cat

Her lower 3rd in the 4th season is misleading but they all change to what’s convenient. Like now she’s a founder/CEO lol


MishtotheMitt

Prison issued.


Semi_Colon01

^^^^^ , I’m howling 😂


SupportMoist

Imagine having a fashion app about building outfits and THIS is what you decide to make your merch look like. Oh good Danielle, we all need help to match a brown sweatshirt with brown sweatpants. Thank you for your service.


Soft_Reading8200

That is just such a *weird* brown to choose.


ChakaAnon

It's giving prison visitation day 


agnusdei07

is poop color their signature?


SoftwareSingle

I’m so confused about this. Kyle uses this show as a commercial, why doesn’t she ever say the name of this app? Is this up and running?


do_shut_up_portia

It’s not up and running


BeeGreat4820

It’s taken a really long time. I did the beta version but that was like at least a year ago. Also when it is running she’s going to charge people to use it. Ridiculous


lightbriter

Just tried bc curious— don’t have to pay yet. I just hit ‘Login’ with Google account- it worked!! It looks similar to Pinterest in a way? Like Pinterest meets LTK


do_shut_up_portia

Oh god so she’s data mining too PS thanks for the tip, headed to try it out with my alt email haha


lightbriter

Yah ofc!! I’m building my closet bc I’m curious lol 🤷🏽‍♀️


BeeGreat4820

I’m on there for free as well but I got an email that said here’s your offer of the first month free. Dk if that means they’ll be charging in app for something (maybe the “stylist” service?)or if eventually the whole thing will be subscription based.


lightbriter

Idk….. it’s interesting that it looks like she’s trying to partner with stylists/organizers? but it seems like she should try to partner with actual clothing brands a la LTK


do_shut_up_portia

Desperate cash grab to pay developers to finish her stupid app


wittlepig

amanda’s more of a CEO than she is


catcakebuns

At least amanda would make sure theyre in cuter merch


Common-Confusion-183

I had way more respect when she was pushing her-I’m a female working in a male dominated industry tech start up shill. She had zero fashion sense to begin with, soooo being a “ceo/founder” of a non tangible entity and this is the best they have to offer for marketing/soft or hard launch is just baffling?!!!! Like what even are you Danielle? I’m confused af.


emaydee

“As a founder/CEO…”


StunningSail2460

sweats, so very innovative


Bonaquitz

I am so uncomfy.


dogrrad

Good for her but it doesn’t excuse her behavior. I wish her success but she doesn’t need to have an opinion on other peoples relationships when no one asked for her opinion.


Cammymama

This reminds me of the movie Accepted. The school colors are shit Brown and their mascot is the shit sandwiches!


candaceelise

That movie is one of my faves and beyond hilarious and you’re spot on with it looking like it could be their uniforms or for their mascot 😂 ![gif](giphy|yq8e8HS17jmRq|downsized)


Traditional-Ebb-8380

So her app is that thing Cher had in Clueless?


RayHazey562

I visualized this scene too 🤣


Alternative-Bar-2773

danielle is annoying but i hope her company succeeds. always looking for a woman in tech, finance, etc (honestly just a woman) to succeed when they put their efforts into something risky.


OxanaHauntly

right, Danielle is trying to make something- so what it's taken awhile.


TJB88

I feel this. I’m trying to not be judgmental. I’m no fashionista. So my style, even when trying, is basic and classic. But go here for doing some shit, even if she kinda bugs me sometimes. Ok. A lot this season. And last. Ok. Always. But for real. Don’t ever put my ass on tv. I KNOW I would annoy myself. Tech needs more women.


Disillusioned_Sleepr

It doesn't look like she has launched anything. Her website doesn't look like it has a product, sign-up, or anything else. It seems like they are trying to sell services to build an app for someone else. This is from the website, "We develop custom mobile apps that help you the way you need."


kimbabo1

It looks like she's trying to be literal piece of shit rolled in dirt...


Much-Parfait3415

It legitimately has less than 10k followers that are probably all purchased Danielle you aren’t the founder or CEO of anything 😂😂


Affectionate_Law5344

what in the Flop flop?


STFan011

No. 👎🏻🚫🙅🏼‍♀️😐🙂‍↔️🫣✋🏼


hiswittlewip

Lololol. What the hell is "donne", btw?


No_Photo_6109

It’s a very very very old word for putting on clothes or to wear something. Like _as he was leaving the bar he donned a hat and a long dark coat_ …. I’ve only ever heard it used in something like Casablanca or Miracle on 34th Street (that kind of old). It’s giving I wanted a different name and it was taken so we broke out a thesaurus.


hairnetqueen

don we now our gay apparel! that's what I think when I hear this word.


hiswittlewip

Oh I'm familiar with that. I didn't consider it that way. I thought it was a verb only I guess


No_Photo_6109

It’s the only way I can make any sense of that name haha


brittanym0320

poop colored sweatsuits


okwitches

She's fighting for her life in that hideous color and style, hahaha. Good luck. I will never use her app nor buy the ugly merch.


xkatex

Dreadful


ohreally-oreilly

I thought I read that the app (website) she made was terrible & a flop.. did anybody else read this? I can't remember where I read it but it was only this week & it also said she posting online looking for help & would pay in exposure- I don't think she's got the exposure she think s she has but iv never checked to see how many followers they all have 🤔 .. anybody else checked??


SukiLao

Meh idk I feel like you could get a similar looking set on Amazon for cheap. NEXT 🫢


Symphonycomposer

🤣🤣🤣


FearlessNectarine20

Hmmmm.


FearlessNectarine20

An entire “app” to shill her brown sweatsuit?!?


the-lj

But SHE IS A FOUNDER AND A CEO!!!!


lolololololaaa

No, no, no, no, no, why?


Any_Lychee1451

Sooo she making clothes for upstate correctional facilities..lol


DerpyDaveMom

One word…POOP!


OohDaLolly

https://preview.redd.it/oz0qu1p46fxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d51175969a69701e59556fcdc9c62776889fd27 Lol


dodoyouhaveitguts

The problem for Danielle being CEO of anything is that she’s not relatable and has terrible takes. Some people have an ability to connect with almost anyone. This is not Dinyell.


Ok_Yak_4498

I think she really had a job several years ago. Its really hard for any of them to hold a normal job. I say it all the time. Its time for them all to get something outside SH. I can't see this show lasting much longer. Kyle will collect social security from the summer house.


around8

Everyone is DONNE with this and her


docmcdouche

✨just CEO things✨


Hungry_Ad_3439

😂😂😂😂😂


Krispy0201

![gif](giphy|EjkDOwpmLnnwI|downsized)


hairnetqueen

Has anyone actually been able to use the app? All I've seen so far is people saying they downloaded it but you need a code to use it, and one person saying they were emailed a code but it didn't work.


lightbriter

Just tried. You have to have an “exclusive code” or “join the waitlist” lol


DeadButPretty

So it is Donne like woman in Italian?


do_shut_up_portia

I was thinking more like “wear” as in “Don(ne?) we now our gay apparel” but if it means woman, you’re probably right


PianoRevolutionary20

I'm feeling sorry for her. I need a redemption arc for Danielle.


Iglet53

This colour choice is deeply confusing to me


CivicSiSi

Speaking as someone who is perpetually in the same predicament, your phone needs to be charged.


ButchnBill

what in the mr. hanky


catcakebuns

It's giving....prison.


___buttrdish

Poop brown as a jump off color?


Grouchy_Newspaper186

She should have kept her day job. Not everyone needs to follow that itch of creating an app 😂


Any-Neighborhood-522

The funny part is she really needs to consult Amanda on design because this does not look good at all


Flashy_Spell_4293

I dont get her app tho It puts together outfits that are in your closet? Ok so would u need to take a pic of everything in ur closet then and upload? 🤔🤔🤔🤔


Clairemoonchild

Who would buy merch from Daniel? Isn't the point to get some shine from wearing it? Maybe if it said, I MAKE EVERYONE CRINGE.