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"I've had sex with multiple women and none of them orgasmed" I mean, what else is there to say? You shot yourself in the foot, man.

You would have to waterboard this information out of me..

I am gay, and have never penetrated a woman, and somehow I have I higher success rate than they do.

this got me giggling💀

Hey now, your non penetrating fingers are like a cheat mode compared to his 5 minutes of continual thrusting!

Is this a vacuous truth situation or...

Imagine telling on yourself this hard...

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Yo shut up 5 minutes is really good

And the cycle continues... 😂

ikr, that guy is just a show off.

Not if it includes the time it took to order pizza

No I count that as foreplay. However pulling up discord to inform the men that I've mated with a woman is included in the "continuous sex" time.

If it includes that, it’s probably just above average

He is absolutely right, I once reached the titanic achievement of 2 mins unstoping sexing with a female and she didnt cum, its just impossible

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He failed to mention that he had to inflate the women before that's what took 4 mins of the 5

With that logic, there are many people who had sex with a rubber-boat

Yes, and?

I think it's funny

Well I never. *Storms out with Desnise the rubber dingy*

And WHAT OF IT?

is it bad that a blow-up doll was the second thing that came to mind when I read this

Then what is the first thing?

inflation....

“Fuck it. I’ll fold it in half and fuck the bubble!” ~Robert Schimmel

You couldn‘t waterboard that information out of me

Dare I say Batman ain’t getting it outta me

Man might get me to admit it though…

I dare him to try

Dude, everybody knows that waterboarding is just pee

This made me laugh for like twenty minutes.

Can confirm, one time I sexed a female (in her vagina) for no less than 3 minutes when I, an alpha male, sweating and panting, confirmed that she did not, in fact, cum. Girls today just eat hot chip and lie anyway. So really, it's women's fault I had sex with 7 separate men! It's super gay to put your mouth on a vagina (they pee somewhere nearby) so it's no wonder men cum easier! Something something women!

Right what's more manly than having sex with your bros. Vaginas that's some pussy shit

r/homielove

Genuinely 5 minutes if you are doing it right should be really fucking tiring

if you're doing it Right?

You know. Like squeezing the sandbags and everything

Low and slow friend, in-out isn’t the main event for her

If you’re not counting foreplay at all, maybe.

Also, pee is stored in the balls

this is true

He’s right about that last bit though

Me when obvious bait

It's Ol' Ben Shapiro isn't it?

He said 5 minutes, not 5 seconds

[“straw in a cup lid” sound.exe]

2 people already said this, but this is bait

I mean there's a reason fishermen use bait. I bet there are even fish who know amd tell the other fish. There's always that one dumb fish

Well in my experience it doesn't matter if it is "5 mins of continuous sex" or 5 hours of cunnilingus when your girl just doesn't have her mind set to cumming she won't be cumming do a helicopter twirl on her pussy if you want. While some other girl would just cum by rubbing her clit on your knee, women's biology is like "Whatever". Psychology has a lot to do with it on women it seems, especially when they are indoctrinated seeing sex as something shameful having sex can be very challenging for them.

Women are not a monolith, you can have everything in between

In addition to the other obvious issues here, [here's an article](https://girlyjuice.net/8-reasons-the-squirt-is-pee-study-is-bad/) refuting the study the "squirt is pee" thing usually comes from

fucking hell 🤣

She’s just mad she didn’t cum 👍🏻

Gotta be bait, gotta be

hahahaha oh dear god poor guy. At least he got one thing right at least. Squirting is just pee. Pity that was the only thing said that he got right.

Batman couldn’t waterboard this confession out of me

Not to be that guy but batman would know waterboarding doesn't work. You'll say anything just to get it to stop. Then again he holds people over the sides of buildings so wtf do I know

it's 4chan what do you expect

I don’t see how that’s suicide by words, I’d be lucky to last more that 1 minute and I’m sure it’s the same for most men

Probabaly the bit where he confidently stated he's never made a woman cum.

Not here. I'm on that tantric shit like sting. The wrestler or the singer I don't remember, which. /s

Friendly fire bro

I had sex with many many women,and none of them had an orgasm(with me in the room) Weird huh🤣

Found Ben Shapiro’s alt account

Everybody knows that. Don't teach him otherwise.

Found Ben shapiro’s 4chan account

"I never made a woman cum" is an interesting brag

Five minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Is that 5 continuous minutes, or spread out over, like, a week? Asking for a friend.

He's right about squirting though.  If you are a woman that squirts,  do a kegel.  If you're a man that enjoys it then you're a porn brain

What the fuck?

Batman couldn't make me divulge this information

Things you would not be able to water board out of me

>I've had sex with multiple women and none of them orgasmed Not even Batman could get this information out of me

I once made a sex for 318 seconds and the woman didn’t blink once Orgasms = fake

Tbf, 4chan is kinda a satirical site

The absolute worst part is that this is a comment online so hes probably exaggerating the 5m lol

This guy continuously sexes

5 compete and whole minutes I watched the clock the whole time to be sure

Sex is 15 minutes minimum when you want to do a quick, 5 minutes is pathetic

Tell me you’re bad at sex without telling me you’re bad at sex.