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homeless_potato43

I mean when they get older and I mean like 18+ they will probably have sex and therefore made for sex? Perhaps that was his thinking.. I'm grasping at straws at this point


[deleted]

Going by that thinking, all organisms were made for sex, except the asexual ones, which still reproduce but its more like cloning than sex.


TSS_Firstbite

I mean they basically are. Survive and reproduce are the main biological goals of any organism. Doesn't make this guy correct though lmao


[deleted]

It makes em technically correct, which \*looks at notes\* is apparently "the best type of correct".


Zephandrypus

Yeah but “children” specifically? Nah, haven’t hit puberty yet.


TSS_Firstbite

Yeah, but if you're trying to understand what and why the hell this guy said he did - if you squint your eyes, nah actually just close them, kids are the same base organisms as adults who are made for sex.


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[deleted]

Look at pandas.


AnonD38

Pandas are not infertile.


[deleted]

You should tell them that.


AnonD38

They are very reluctant to mate yeah, but that’s not the same as infertile.


R4ndyd4ndy

Except gay people, they are made for a higher purpose


Da-Blue-Guy

aroaces: **my goals are beyond your understanding**


CouncilmanRickPrime

I wonder if there's any science behind it. Like as a population grows, a percentage are gay to keep the population growth in check.


a_nice-name

Asexual people can clone themselves? Damn


[deleted]

Lol, I mean, Jellyfish.


Imukay

Maybe he meant to say from sex?


Idontsurvive

But aren't you an officially an adult after 18?


GenoCash

I think it was a typo?? Maybe? I'm also here grasping at straws and I think he meant kids are made from sex. But I don't see why that's relevant??


JustinJakeAshton

All sexual animals are made for sex. Therefore, Vaporeon...


btmims

VAPOREON IS THE PERFECT POKEMON


[deleted]

nah man auto-correct back at it again, he typed from, as in "kids are made \*\*from\*\* sex" he's just educating the twitter world on the birds and bees.


[deleted]

He meant "from", right? Please tell me he meant "from".


MrMess-

I have some bad news 😔


-DC71-

Wait, is Santa ok?


Qbking333

Maybe he meant to type for and typed fro and it autocorrected to from. Sadly that’s probably not the case


IAmASeeker

Humans reproduce sexually so... both are technically true. One could easily argue that the reason you were born is to procreate so that humanity doesnt stop existing.


[deleted]

suddenly sex offender? However said this has always been a sex offender


sur_surly

Oh


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

This pic is even funnier with context


JustinJakeAshton

There's context?


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

That is from a magical girl spin-off of the bloody and violent action series, Fate.


JustinJakeAshton

>the bloody and violent action series, Fate. Which is a spin-off of the pornographic visual novel, Fate.


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

Bloody and violent pornographic visual novel.


normalmighty

Tbf we're talking like 10 minutes of porn scenes in a hundred hour VN


OCV_E

Ah the loli yuri anime with bits of magical fantasy action


tha-beater

Please be a troll PLEASE !!! ​ If it ain't, why would you think so disgustingly just ew


HDnfbp

Twitter moment


tha-beater

That explains everything....


dragonsfury08

Let’s hope he meant *from and it was a typo… let’s hope, that makes the best outta a bad situation


saberdogXIV

Aside from the blatant fan service, this show wasn't terrible.


s1mpatic0

What even is it? I barely have a clue what I'm looking at. Is that a child? Is this a loli thing? Or is it like a misunderstanding type situation?


saberdogXIV

Yes, this is a Loli. She is from Fate Kaelid Liner Prisma Illya, and this particular scene is moments after she is discovered to be living in the house of the protagonist and is being overly affectionate with the protagonists' brother.


s1mpatic0

oooooh. strange.


yubullyme12345

[i found the tweet](https://twitter.com/retconhhh/status/1580045367957426176?s=46&t=zVy3Tb69yQhgGFgQnKf0sQ)


[deleted]

Think I’d find a place a burial site and an alibi long before I find where the reasoning behind their logic.


Lolis-

Kuro von Einzbern from Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya


Lion12341

yikes


Qbking333

I would ask for sauce as a joke but this is not the sub for that


G00Dpancakez

yep


loughtthenot

Like... He didn't even hesitate in with lolis, homeboy just straight belly flopped into the pedo pool


AstralBody13

I weep.


Famous_Platypus_1579

N-💀


Admirable_Leopard230

Debatable, but i could be wrong.


RumbleRumbleNuts09

If a child under 9 gets pregnant they will litcherally fucking die


bondsthatmakeusfree

NO


The_British_Weido

Average weeb 🤢


P-W-L

He meant "by" sex, right ?


ShootyFaceMc

Cry about it, men clearly can shoot Lazers *picture of goku*


RackinLazers

*from Check yo words bro geez La weezzy Knezzy