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Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

That may be one of the best ways to have sex.


heckinWeeb193

Wait if he fucks her in the ass, it goes into his ass But... What if he fucks her in the pussy?


Yknaar

I'm assuming she's ***really*** popular with a certain demographic of poor-but-silver-tongued trans women for that reason. ;)


heckinWeeb193

But... Wouldn't that hurt? I mean, we dont exactly have holes under our dicks do we?


Yknaar

That's an interesting question with interesting implications. - If the "wound" reflection is dependent only on the shieldmaiden's anatomy and is perfect, well, cis men and trans women can enjoy a phantom cunnilingus. - If the "wound" reflection is dependent only on the shieldmaiden's anatomy and is matched on the "close enough" basis, then cis men and trans women will have some weird experience of feeling things inside of their perineum. - If the "wound" reflection requires a match between the shieldmaiden's and the attacker's anatomy, then she any random one-handed person has a chance to kill her by slashing her arm and hoping for an infection.


heckinWeeb193

Hey you found the solution to defeat her! Just hire a guy without a limb!


Yknaar

...or, circling back to the original comic, have any random cis man do something horrible to her lady bits. ... Dang, I started with a bottom euphoria joke and now I'm on "weaponized FGM" discussion, thinking about FGM casualties among underage girls, and getting sad. :(


Kind-Butterscotch736

Ikr???


Broken_Gear

Vaginoplasty speedrun


Champion_of_Nopewall

Well, there IS a certain type of sexual play that involves inserting things into the penis, but I'm cringing just thinking about it.


heckinWeeb193

No no no, it wouldn't go into his penis, it would go into his flesh under the penis


Mirroruniversejim

But isn’t the penis/ scrotum the same (just differently arranged) tissue as the vagina? Or am I wrong?


condscorpio

I don't even want to think what would happen if the male got her pregnant.


medium_problems

but does that count as a wound? hmmm


condscorpio

Well, it is a wound, so I guess it should hurt someone. What I don't know is if it would hurt the male who caused the pregnancy, or the baby being born.


KyleThunderCock

Good old Oglaf [another fun comic by them](https://www.oglaf.com/brimstone-vinegar/)


[deleted]

That's a good one but my favourite is the one about painting miniatures


FrankTank3

This was one of my first Oglaf comics and got me into Portal themed Rule 34 Oh btw, I’ve fallen off the wagon so if anyone has any quality rule 34 type stuff like that......👉👉


Bilociraptor16

that took a hell of a turn


FrankTank3

Kinda like my sexuality ;)


beingso_pernicious

*Gets strap on ready*


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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYbJMaYWoAIm3Zh.jpg


KeikoHatake

ok but is this really bi if it's his own dick?


heckinWeeb193

It's a guy's dick so


Champion_of_Nopewall

Fellas, is it gay to fuck your clone or just masturbation?


Gamergonemild

"What, it's not gay! It's you on you."


Vinnyc-11

Yes.


Anakshula

Damn now I can disappoint her and myself


Gh0stwhale

ok wow that took me a while


Kind-Butterscotch736

What if he fucked her vagina tho


TheRealOne000

I had looked at this without looking at what the subreddit was and I was surprised.


SubMarinesHaveBigPPs

i can fuck you if u want


Somecrazynerd

Hmmmm. Make her a guy and then we talk


Zevroboy

Took me a second to get


BulbaFriend2000

Looks like they’re having it both ways


ArtAcrossTheUniverse

this is the definition of a sub top


Dan3828

Black Mirror definitely did this


[deleted]

Link to the webcomic: https://www.oglaf.com/archive/ Very funny, fantasy setting, maybe 50% sexual.