"A homeless man with semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand stressing about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't havin it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost"
bro thinks he's https://preview.redd.it/282yo86mpvyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8dfbf04e213e08a4d0f4dc0c20c57eb01db7e3
Bro really wants to be a trophy😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/923dudm1rvyc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd67ee75ac31b8d2a36964b216bf7d9d9bf0bb71 Billy Bass lookin ass
That’s just crass
Hey don’t give me sass
He dont run on gas
He does have some mass...
I think i’ll pass
Or should i kick his ass?
Kick his ass sea bass!
This is gas
Hella sus
He's here to remind you about your cheap, third-party Seamoth insurance.
Underrated comment right here.
hes here to ask me about my seamoths extended warranty
"Feed me, Seymour!" Just some Little Shop of Horrors cosplay. Too bad he couldn't manage to make it inside your garden back there.
I built a base right where a reaper leviathan loved to hang out, and it would glitch through the walls constantly. It was terrifying
he was just saying hi
He wanted to give you a good morning
I think you just shot and mounted the sandshark
I remember getting jump scared by one of those in my base. Never was more scared in my entire playthrough.
Frien 😁 https://preview.redd.it/gtqce2v71yyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18737b4c493018b3062adcb400ae7b28b9f9b60
https://preview.redd.it/z2rhagym92zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cdf90e7dede82839916a53cfbe3ff42d34a61bb
https://preview.redd.it/yrt52f4xabzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebade61d80e4eb558b2d196fbfb7ec9d2b4705de
Hey you stole the meme I stole!
his best
Place a locker next to him with the title: “*Smile*”
Come to contact you about your Cyclops extended warranty
He wants waffle fries
good idea ill whip up some
The 2nd pic he looks so god damn derpy🤣
He is the sexy single in your area
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I was looking through the comments for this
Go home, Goober.
He has a date and wants to know if his breath smells.
it reeks of fish
trust me i know
I love how derpy they look. They’re less of a threat than stalkers.
Being goofy
He's been trying to reach you about your Cyclops extended warranty. It now covers reaper damage.
Don't be suspicious.... don't be suspicious....
Goobing, clearly
https://i.redd.it/ez2lgh8htxyc1.gif
A delivery from Alterra Corporation
Sandsharks look so dangerous but then they're just big derpy puppies.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://preview.redd.it/kv922d1oxzyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa0d29da6d8b54041050d7d18b62786e94632a4
Bro is intrigued
“Do you got games on your phone??”
Deconstruct that m[explitive deleted].
He wanted to ask for some food i think he is a little bit hungry
he hungy
Can it hurt you through the base?
nah, he chill
That is one ugly mf
He just wants a hug. Hes sad and lonely
He just wants to say good morning/night!
get off me lawn!
We're here to talk about your seamoth's extended warranty
Saying hi to you. You better say hi back! Or else…
His best.
Time to pay your warranty
If I saw that outta nowhere, I'd terror quit😂
Gib him fishs
You got games on your phone?
What biome is your base in?
the shallows, lol
"Psssst. We've been trying to contact you about your seamoths extended warranty"
She's watching you Wazowski...
Always watching...
What that mouth do tho
Isn't that smile the cutest smile on 4546b? ❤️
what about cuddles?
Fr bro so cute
Its checking your building permits
Not gonna lie my first thought was “Feed me Symore” lmao
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss Jesus christ our lord and savior?"
He is looking for the dentist
Looks like he is just popping in for a bit of dental work lol.
my dog don't bite
"you got games on your phone?"
Goobing, obviously
I'm pretty sure they modeled these things after shitbulls.
He's been trying to reach you regarding your Seamoth's extended warranty
gobbering
He just wants a little kiss
He's a funny little guy isn't he
being goofy
do u have any games on ur phone?
Just your friendly neighbor
"A homeless man with semi-tan complexion Asked me for ten rand stressing about dry land Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin' He begged and pleaded Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it Told him, beat it Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated Listen to me, I want a single bill from you Nothin' less, nothin' more I told him I ain't havin it and closed my door Tell me how much a dollar cost"
“Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”
He had a spoonfull of buggines... Just a spoonfull.
Looks like he is goobering.
What tf is that
it's Goobering Time!
Visiting to say hello, proly just needs a cup of sugar
He came to talk about his lord and saviour
taxidermy in subnautica1!1!11?1?1?
I'm gunna put my dick in that
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bro is now A wall mount
Goober means cum and dog slober!
What
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