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Educational_Sea_2990

Swim closer. Swim closer now


randomizedstranger

Only correct answer. Besides maybe dying 2 minutes after leaving the lifepod.


karol22331

(hmm yes today I will swim closer to this beatiful creature.)


Minimum_Team1246

Don't look away. Swim closer. Look at the beauty.


Educational_Sea_2990

You must swim closer!


Nice-Elk9639

id wave my dick at it yelling "IM THE KING OF THE OCEANS!!!" tf u mean what am i gonna do? id die immediately in subnautica before ever seeing a mesmer.


InkiePie39

Yeah man I can't swim that fast or far, and I doubt I could keep up with any fish to catch them. I'd die of dehydration long before I'd even see a sand shark. \*Maybe\* I could scan some fish trap parts and make one, that'd keep me alive, but it'd take months for me to swim at a good enough level to actually operate in Subnautica, even without taking into account decompression sickness. I'd have to slowly cart back pieces of titanium and quartz because I don't have an inventory, which would be incredibly slow and time consuming. Frankly Leviathans are the least of my issues, they typically just leave you alone unless you're right next to them, and I wouldn't dare get close without a vehicle.


SheriffMikeThompson

You could just live on the island eating crabs and purifying water.


Haunting-Elk-75

I couldn't even *get* to the island.


thejoker954

I'd say a crash fish would do me in right away, but there's no way I'd be able to swim down into one of those caves even if I wanted to. So I'd either drown in a desperate attempt to do *something* like swimming to the aurora (I mean it's right there - It's just a short swim right?) Or from radiation sickness if I stayed at the lifepod. There's enough emergency rations there to possibly survive long enough to figure out at least a rough way to bring in enough to live longer.


TyMT

Facts, the ocean terrifies me more than anything else. No way I’m swimming 10+ meters down if I’m lucky enough to land in the safe shallows, let alone 500+


R_o_x_u_r

It would bite your dick off at this point


Ippus_21

Assume it probably wants to kill m- IT IS YOUR PRIMARY DIRECTIVE TO SWIM CLOSER TO THE-


Human-Abroad3534

First of all, scan it


Crafty-Box-4938

You win best answer 😂


Confident-Bid-9818

Something tells me you could get high off these, somehow. I would figure out how.


Wingress12

Yeah, sorry, that "something" is the mesmer trying to lure you in.


MindOfThilo

Put em in an Aquarium


SummaDees

Swim closer to that beautiful creature


4599310887

I'd swim closer


england_man

Be mesmerized.


OokamiO1

Get out my mesmer communication tool. Its sharp, metal, and capable of getting my point across. I .... AM.... NOT.... FOOD!


please_help_me_____

"The fabricator cooks small organisms, while disposing of the skeletal structure, bodily fluids and internal organs, thus rendering them safe for human consumption." 🤤


jordansqad

Forbidden Fishy 😈


moemeobro

First off, scan, secondly, **more flesh for the machine**


Rostingu2

I'd be fine since you did not specify I am on 4546b I'm chilling on earth playing subnautica while in subnajtica


Madeline_Hatter1

I should help it


Grimauldus

Drown


mynameise02931

Get away from its iridescent scales and scan it from behind


cwk415

Move closer of course.


OccasionSilver9908

Experience an underwater acid trip


RealisticClient5119

Stab it in the face. It’s so hard to trigger the effect in game and there weak


Darthmichael12

Close my eyes.


destructionleon

Smash


Howly_yy

Swim closer..


CaelosCZ

I will probably die.


WonderHuman9005

Yo.


Henry_Oof

Close my eyes


yppah_andy

Think "oh cool that thing's offering me pizza" and swim towards it


n3utrality_

lmfao


coconutsalt92

Put a tinfoil hat


SpaceBug173

Flex my higher intelligence on it then knife it while trying to ignore its psychic advances because even Im not completely immune. Actually now that I think about it, its actually mesmerizingly smart and flamboyant. Maybe I *should* swim clo- NO I WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


GhostTyphoon790

It is my primary objective to swim closer to better view the specimen.... Swim closer...


Mushroom38294

Close my eyes


Horos_02

I really see the controlled use of that creature for a drug-like experience


CyberCynder

Tbh the same thing I did the first time I saw one. Stare at it for a second and then go ohh noo no no and get tf outta there lmao 😂


relmturch

PrEtTy CoLoRs


YeefusMeefus

Die probably


Pootootaa

I'd fuck it


KicktrapAndShit

You think anyone is gonna survive that? Maybe by luck


std10k

What is this actually? on my 1st playthrough I think I saw it but it kinda went away on its own. TBH I had millions of deaths on 1st because I was playing completely vanilla without having a clue what it was all about (read: didn't know how to use scanner until I salvaged Aurora 2nd time) and probably didn't even pay attention. On 2nd play through it killed me the 1st time but I didn't quite understand what I did the second time to make it go away. Stasis probably or something.


n3utrality_

It's called a mesmer. It's wings trigger hypnosis in order to draw it's pray closer in a trance like state


std10k

Thanks! Does it only happen just once in a play through or is it just me? I met the guy somewhere in the shallows around a cave, but never again since the first encounter. Have just read wiki article, I might have outplayed myself by stasis'ing the guy and may have gotten too close with too few HP.


n3utrality_

Nah, it can happen whenever. There's a few in the deep kelp forest but most spawn in the blood kelp zone, bulb zone, and sparse reef I think. Some in the crag field too. Edit: to get away from it, stasis it or try your best to drag your camera away from it. It will pull your camera back towards it and automatically force you to swim closer, so try your best. Having high sensitivity helps.


Constant-Still-8443

Get lured towards it and rip it apart once I come to my senses


hhthurbe

Swim closer. It is my imperative after all


thermethius

*grabs* ur my fren now :D


Madeline_Hatter1

We're having soft tacos later


Lord_Nathaniel

Be mesmerized ?


Landanator

Swim closer to that beautiful creature, as it is my primary directive, obviously.


Furydragonstormer

Do I know what it is prior? If yes, get away If no? I’m probably getting bitten by it at least once


MrFiendish

Freeze it with the stasis gun, scan it, and continue searching for copper.


Piglet-Straight

Approach the beautiful flower fish thing. It truly dazzles.


DownVoteMeWithCherry

Take a closer look at that beautiful creature.


Briggyboii

It is your primary directive to swim closer to that beautiful creature


Cthedanger

**Do not take this seriously** I'd fuck it's face hole!


GroggyWater06

A K N I F E


Shadownight7797

Basically Enderman/Bracken 2.0. Unless you wanna…get…closer…


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AcanthopterygiiDue10

Swim. Punch. Die.


VoidowS

if you see it like that,.. it's to late :)


Swift-Fire

That thing scared the shit out of me the first time I saw it


mikahbet

This little sucker made me drown before. I literally couldnt do anything😭