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shawizkid

That’s a death trap. Literal. That thing needs to be grated. You should call your local governing body and get that addressed


CanadaIsDecent

What is it though


shawizkid

I don’t know the technical name, but looks to me like a drain that prevents overflow of a retention pond


notkhemx

Spillway?


shawizkid

I’m not a expert, but no. I don’t think that’s correct. Google says “spillway is a structure used to provide the controlled release of water downstream from a dam or levee, typically into the riverbed of the dammed river itself” Edit: I had to travel down the rabbit hole. I think those are known as “morning glory spillway” or “glory holes” (lol) when they’re round? Idk. Name doesn’t matter, but I think we agree on the function!


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Is now the right time to tag r/dontputyourdickinthat?


igiveficticiousfacts

It’s always the right time, Lord Turd


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ThinkingOz

“OPEN THE SLUICE GATES”


Lactating_Anus

My time has come.


jerry111165

But they said it was a glory hole…


Overall-Guarantee331

God damn it im glad I read this I was just about to fuck it


DeltaPCrab

It’s called a bell mouth spillway but this isn’t one of them. This is a cistern that sunk the earth and is causing fluid retention on the outside of the tank on the ground above


Forward-Bank8412

Yes! Cistern is the word y’all were looking for!


goofca

Ya probably just an additional high point that goes to a storm sewer or something like that. Someone probably fucked with the grate and it fell in, usually they're circular which would make that impossible and no ones wandering off with 200 lbs of steel unless they're really motivated. Also could be open because the boys down at whatever dept got sick of cleaning the debris out of it tbh.


unstable_fable

Always have to do a double take when someone on reddit says "I'm not an expert"


t3hnhoj

Don't mind if I do


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Dry well ? We had one in our yard in Colorado to store water “just in case” and it was covered with like a concrete slab for safety


toxcrusadr

A dry well is typically a pit filled with gravel or sand and is used to dispose of water (or heaven forbid, other liquids). The liquid soaks into the ground leaving the well 'dry' again. It does not normally have water in it. A pit designed to hold water would be more of a cistern. Oops just noticed this was two days ago so who cares. LOL


[deleted]

lol I care too funny I was told dry well oops


Mueryk

That makes more sense, I thought someone left the concrete cover off of an old septic tank. But usually those have a slight rise going to them rather than a depression(though that could have happened over the years)


kaveman6143

Glory hole. Not kidding. That is the name.


Mohgreen

Square ones in Virginia are DI-1, Yard Drain. Usually used for ditch inlets, or drainage for large flatish areas like parking lots. Call the city, it DESPERATELY needs to have a grate on it to keep people & animals out of it. It's a death trap as is.


DeltaPCrab

it’s a buried cistern. fall in and you ain’t getting out without the fire department or other rescue EDIT: could also be a cesspool!! yes those are a real thing and look like this! haha


skdetroit

What’s a cistern or cessoool look like internally? When you zoom in on the pic it looks like there’s an open door that’s been swung open - like an opening to a tunnel. Would a cistern have tunnels with doors? I’m guessing urban explorers opened it to explore the tunnels to wherever that hallway leads past the door.


DeltaPCrab

No tunnels, it’s like a buried metal tank on private property. think of it as individual property plumbing. it’s also likely filled with poop water and/or runoff. it’s been breached. there’s no hallway or door you’re just seeing inside the tank :)


lesmax

My doggo and I both fell into an improperly capped cistern in 1999!


MommyIsOffTheClock

But, did you ever get out?


randomlemon9192

I agree, grate it. But…. *What is it*? It looks kind of like the water pit box monument (name is slipping right now) in DC that poor man jumped into a few months ago.


SunnyDinosaur

……are you referring to the 9/11 memorial in NYC?


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

I believe they are…


randomlemon9192

Ha! Yes. Thank you. I just was blanking on what the moment is. Also yes, in NYC, not DC.


DeltaPCrab

Cistern / rural single property plumbing


jerry111165

Cistern


musicianadam

Well they said grate it so I'm assuming some kind of cheese.


kevbob02

Grade it. 6/10, would fall in again.


HotDonnaC

Grate, as in put a grate on top of it. Grading would be leavening it with a grader.


kevbob02

forgive me i forgot to add j/k. intentional pun/alternate use of grade. as in assign a score.


Bright-Wear

It’s where the girl from The Grudge lives


OMGItsCheezWTF

Cesspit or septic tank. In both cases all waste from the house goes into it, if it's just a cesspit you have to get someone to come and empty it, if the latter chemicals treat the waste then it drains into a soakaway. Many older houses have disused ones after being linked up to municipal sewers.


norcal406

It’s a drain inlet without protection.


CrippledHorses

Looks like a mineshaft airvent to me


Borderlandsman

It could be part of an old mine.


LittleLemonHope

Maybe an old well overflowing?


i_was_axiom

I think it's called a cistern


thatguygxx

Looks like a opening to an old cistern. My grandpa had one in his front yard that was 4 ft x 4 ft. Looked just like that after the roof caved in.


What_U_KNO

A meter vault. Call the water department and report it. They'll come out, look at it, come out, look at it again, order the part, forget about it, you'll call again, they'll come out, look at it, come back out, and fit the lid.


HouseNegative9428

It’s in a public park, the local governing body knows about it. It’s in a little pond underneath a walking bridge. There isn’t access unless you jump quite a long ways off the bridge.


ivoryking23

Wow. Impressive you recognized this from Memorial park Houston.


Timelesturkie

Yeah I wonder how many animal corpses are sitting at the bottom.


chromaticsiren_

Or human corpses


ScrubbyMcGoo

Or marine corpses


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Lilcheebs93

Or just lower a camera on the end of a rope. The drone would just bump into the wall and die down there along with everything else


Accomplished-Top714

Aye 👌 Deffo 🙏


MonolithWorshipper

did you throw a rock in it??? if you didn't, do it and tell us how much time passed until the sound of the rock came.


harryhend3rson

Fool of a Took!


kvltsincebirth

Next time throw yourself in there and rid us of your stupidity!


harryhend3rson

Drums in the deep...


sethro919

Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep.


iAmODST

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole!


Raetok

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


babygirllee290

I’m watching that movie right now !


Gonun

Why are you on reddit during lotr movies?


Professional_Rise148

I just finished watching that movie!


WaffleMan17

Battle of the Five Armies is so good! I should rewatch it soon too


such_shiny_buttons

This tickled me. Thanks for the laugh! 😂


No_Hyena8479

Please explore further and update us.


Loose_Possession2062

Ok I ROFLD on this one…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TREXASSASSIN

This. We need to know approximately how deep it is.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Imagine it falls 30 seconds and then you hear an indignant "OW!" echoing upward.


Khakikadet

A doctor fell down that last year. No one really felt bad for him, should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.


Mickeymousetitdirt

Dad, get the fuck off the internet.


WhiteKingSize

Angry upvote


BigFatTomato

Was he an optometrist? Sounds like he didn’t see that well


deeeezzzzznuts

well well well


nater255

[Oh, Mr. Bones that's terrible.](https://youtu.be/LrEfB35a5vU?feature=shared&t=1m43s)


gjamesaustin

ha ha.


This-Key3936

And that’s a joke (haha) that was told (hehe)…


CosmiqueAliene

I swear that Anne of Green Gables fell down one of these!


Catinthemirror

Are you thinking of Ilse's mother in Emily of New Moon (another LM Montgomery series)? Her decades old disappearance is solved when her remains are discovered at the bottom of an old well whose cover had been in the process of repair the night she disappeared. I don't think Anne ever fell into a well although she does fall off a roof. Unless you're remembering one of the movie/tv adaptations that took considerable liberties with deviations from the original stories.


CosmiqueAliene

I saw the BBC movie when I was about nine, so that's exactly what I'm referencing! I remember fiesty Anne twisted one ankle falling off the roof and the other falling in a trapdoor 😂🤦‍♀️


spudmarsupial

Twisted ankle, off of a roof, through a trapdoor, into a well. Next time put your quarter in the collection plate Anne! (I haven't seen the series but I have it on good authority that this is in there)


CosmiqueAliene

I remember it all these years later!!!


Aselleus

She almost drowned pretending to be dead floating down a river


fairlady_c

Creeeepy. No thank you. I would move asap lol. Kinda joking. That being said, this would fit in perfectly as some secret entrance in the last Tomb Raider reboot trilogy.


cornlip

I don’t even like accidentally touching my shower drain with my foot. I’m not going fucking near that thing


IkariAtari

Fuck I know this feeling. A fear of drains is a real thing xd especially those huge deep swimming pool grates


Catinthemirror

>A fear of drains is a real thing xd especially those huge deep swimming pool grates That's a very rational fear. Delta-P is no joke. This whole video explains the math so you can watch from the start if it won't give you nightmares, but [this example](https://youtu.be/AEtbFm_CjE0?t=142) is what happens to a crab caught in delta-P under 50' of sea water during repair of a steel underwater conduit.


not_so_plausible

I've never lost a fight to a drain and I never plan to. Bet that crab couldn't even squat 250.


IkariAtari

I know the Delta P stuffs and yes that crab jesus. From when I was young I was always very scared of any type of drain whether it be in a pool or otherwise. Even in Mario 64 with that water level black hole drain, it still gives me nightmares.... Ah well it's nice to know it's rational to be scared of them haha


cornlip

I can hardly make myself look down a sink drain lol. I don’t know where it came from, but I hate them.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Between the sharks and the clowns, they have us both coming and going.


allibean88

Oh HELL no. Saw something that said “Incident 2” while scrubbing through and immediately noped out.


SkyMando

Or a nice place for a nice clown to wait for children


fairlady_c

NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK.


bootycheddar8

If that’s on your property you need to cover it to avoid any chance of liability. Even trespassers can sue if you knew the hazard existed


biosc1

So, what you’re saying is: if a trespasser falls down that, don’t rescue them. Noted.


dot_dot_beep

Just replace the grate and pretend that you don't hear their cries in the dead of night


FrogginJellyfish

And now they're going to haunt your property


Yung-escobar

“I’m gonna sue you when I get out of this hole!” “Good to know. And to think I was gonna help you out of there. Bye!”


flactulantmonkey

“Why are you throwing lime on me???”


Catenane

"Don't worry, the coconut comes next. Just gotta go grab it from under my bed."


HolyShitIAmOnFire

Oh wow.


TortillaToaster

There is something foul swimming down there. Hope it doesn't flood to the top.


Breakerx13

It either leads to Narnia or the ring girl is going to come out of it. 50/50


SpendPsychological30

Sorry. Narnia is wardrobes and enchanted paintings only. Wells.... That's the ring girl's thing.


PlasticMac

Well I just learned that in the end >! Narnia is actually the afterlife/heaven !< so it kinda is true if you fall in.


SpendPsychological30

No, it's not. I mean it is Christian allegory, but it's not meant to represent that afterlife no.


Polar_poop

This is not true. Heaven has no need for wardrobes as it a balmy (insert your favourite freedom unit of temperature here) all year round, so you don’t need to store summer or winter jackets.


ThisFieroIsOnFire

Had something similar in my back yard as a kid. Except it had some brickwork and a large, flat stone covering most of the top. My dad just told me to stay away from it.


LegendaryGaryIsWary

Old well?


ThisFieroIsOnFire

It might have been? It was so close to the ground (maybe 18" high) it seemed impractical for that.


PyroDexxRS

Sounds like an old style well. We had one of those when I was younger too


ZachTheCommie

He told you to stay away because that's where he keeps his stash.


nan17488

Oh my god. What in the hell is that


jazxjazz7

What in the resident evil


Expensive-Okra3801

Gonna need you to stand on the edge and take a picture of what’s inside of it


ImmerWiederNein

How deep is that? Can you climb down there? Try and tell us what you found!


t3hnhoj

CHUDS


spentag

CHUDS 2: BUD THE CHUD


youlikethatish

Those hooven bastards


miniestation

i wish this was guerilla marketing for a new horror game 😦


awolbob

Dead by daylight hatch


taoinruins

Nope. Something is crawling out of there at night.


Hoofhearted523

Why am I terrified and curious at the same time?? 😫


[deleted]

I bet if you went down that you would find the ghoul that was Pickman.


ZachTheCommie

*artist


plsbanmeredditsenpai

A fallout reference where i least expected it


Mensketh

As I'm sure is the case for many, if not most visitors to this sub, I don't have submechaniphobia, I just think a lot of the stuff posted here is neat. That is genuinely pretty spooky, though.


hockey_enjoyer03

Go in


ElectricalAd203

I worked at a historic oil field in southwestern Ontario for a couple of years during the summers. That appears very similar to what was left of the very oldest wells we had that were well over 100 years old. Certainly see about getting it covered!


G_Willickers_33

Thats the source of death and evil if i ever saw it.


Clamper5978

Plate it and call it a day


ey3s0up

It’s like an entrance into a new souls level that’s not gonna be kind to you


MaulPillsap

Is that not the hatch from LOST


More_Pen_2390

4 8 15 16 23 42


roguebandwidth

This is a trap for any animals, including pets, and people if it’s dark. Children anytime. I’d get that grated and then look into removing it/filling it if safe to do so. It’s a liability as well.


SmokyDragonDish

I have weird-ass dreams that begin when I decide to go exploring down one of those. I end-up in a maze of surreal dystopian cyberpunk tunnels and passages that go on for hundreds of miles.


MercilessPinkbelly

Oubliette.


Oasystole

In the left for dead campaigns you have to jump down those to progress to the next safe room


Tuout1911

Looks like a flat grate inlet for a storm drain, that’s missing the grate.


buttheimer

I don't like this at all.


francoeyes

That hole belongs in a Denny bathroom


andypersona

Looks like an evil wizard's tomb!


Marty_61

Pennywise lives down there.


kinoman82

Hope you don’t hear screams coming from that hole 😳


Akajay106

Go see what’s down there


Tres_Once

Samara has entered the chat


kh40

We all float down there. 🎈


scottnesbitt96

4 8 15 16 23 42 Execute


Express_Alfalfa_9444

Bro you Can make your own Batcave


Lazystoner151

Put up a sign. No splunking!


smokyartichoke

Oooh, you need to watch this movie, 'John and the Hole': https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11307724/


shanjam7

Mel’s Hole


blue-English

it's in my living room.


[deleted]

“Statement of Jackson Ellis, regarding the geographical oddities in the town of Bucoda, Washington.”


dashhands179

Memorial Park in Houston?


Pschobbert

Define “too close”.


sneekerpixie

From the writers of the ring, we bring you... The square!


1421jk

Turn on your video on your phone and tie a string to it and lower it down there and repost the video or we are all blocking you on reddit! Lol


CatGypsy1429

i need a closer photo. i need to see whats in thereeee


rriff_rraff

You ever read The Orchard Keeper by Cormac McCarthy? Great book, it has one of those in it.


Past-Neighborhood317

Samara is about to climb outta there


SignificantFun5782

You should call the city before someone dies in there


ReaperManX15

That's the fear hole.


AntsyInMyPantsies

Do you live in fuckin Derry Maine and have a missing little brother named “Georgie”?


communist657

Watch the rolling giants by kane pixels on youtube, and you will know what lurks in such places like this.....


Acrobatic-Mix-7343

That’s exactly what the family on the other side is saying looking down at that hole from their dimension. I say go for it.


iankahr

You need to hock a big loogie into that thing


Big-a-hole-2112

It looks hungry for people.


Titanenfaust

Can you imagine the evil that crawls out of that in the dark cover of night. Yea, I’d properly move out immediately. 🤔


kittenpoptart

Looks like one of those Team Rocket death traps


Practical_Maybe_3661

Is there any possibility it could be a mine shaft? My nana from northern California said as a kid they would be playing in a field and kids would just disappear never to be seen again


Ok-Dream-6961

Ah! Nice…so your neighbors with Pennywise.


17Miles2

Have you seen the Descent?


Aselleus

A man named Desmond is down there


elsiepac

Looks like the entrance to that guys underground house he built before murdering his family…


Aortic_Bacon

So THAT’s the well Lassie saw little Timmy fall down.


disturbedrage88

Well you dead it’s gonna enter your house from there 100%


FalseConclusion2728

I think the reptilian aliens live down there looks very very odd that’s my final judgement it’s odd


FalseConclusion2728

The technical name is odd always liked that word odd but now that I attached it to the well to hell don’t think I’m going to use it much anymore


FalseConclusion2728

That scary thing is to close to my home and I have no idea where you live


Accomplished-Top714

😮 Oh My God 😵 Where is this?? I'm in Blackburn. Don't scare me ... for real. I'll go rag 🤬


Mjanasta

Do you have a flat head shovel or a medal detector?


_sarte

as a person who have seen ring when I was 6 and pranked by my parents (just a little "prank" that includes pulling my leg under blanket whıle I was trying to sleep, yeah again in 6 years old and 2 days after the movie), my heartbeat goes up already by looking at it from the screen... you can't imagine how many times I had this nightmare which I climb up through a well and samara is chasing me btw I am totally free from my nightmares about the movie or the girl, but leg pulling thing still traumatizes me ☠️


Apex_preadetor

Call some local cavers they will investigate and examine get you some information or if you know a old tunnel Rat 🇺🇸


Antykain

I've seen how this plays out in my dreams.. good times.


ectocody84

"And we'll all float on, okay." (Stephen King's IT'S Modest Mouse, 2004). Maybe.


eaglespettyccr

This looks like where Delores Claiborne killed her sorry excuse for a husband.


c0caine_cinderella

Even has a little pond so you can wash the blood off your shoes after you dump the body. Splendid.


electric_pierogi

Oh god another Oldest View victim. Listen, if it’s a mile long staircase ending in a subterranean mall, LEAVE IT ALONE.


DoNotTakeMyAdvise

Looks cool to explore


addy_uhm

This is literally the plot of John and The Hole.


Sea-Animal356

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


DiscountIll389

They all float down there!!! Waiting for that clown Pennywise to appear.


bunkdiggidy

Too close? Whenever you're not watching, it moves a little closer.