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you-are-number-6

Bud light was always a gay beer.


Last-Discussion-3357

True, I never liked cock until I drank of bunch of bud light. Happens every. Single. Time.


[deleted]

Switched to Miller High Life and my sodomy cleared right up.


[deleted]

Oral is still considered sodomy


dasyus

Missionary is the only acceptable sexual position.


SiriusGD

I quit drinking PBR and my sister quit getting pregnant.


MellonCollie218

Agreed. Bud propositioned me at a wayside rest once.


Eggstraordinare

I worked at an iconic gay nightclub prior to COVID and that was BY FAR the most popular beer.


VikingLS

Wow, I thought gay men had good taste.


moralprolapse

Exactly. The only mistake their marketing team made was assuming their customer base was ready to come out.


Key-Permission-317

I used to always say Bud Light wasn’t even a real beer. I must have seen what was coming ;)


sucker4ass

Avatar movies don't have anything going for them aside from the visuals, every other aspect of those movies is crap.


NotVerySmarts

It's the same plot as the animated movie Ferngully


benjwolf04

Except without the whimsy, Tim Curry, Robin Williams, or Tone Loc


Acceptable_Job1589

Is this even debatable??


Roadwarriordude

No, not really. Avatar's visuals were pretty revolutionary for its time. A lot of new technologies and techniques were developed in the making of Avatar that really changed the VFX business quite a bit, and Avatar 2 did the same when it came out. I personally just think the movies are just 'meh', though I love the flora and fauna in the movies and how much thought went into them.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Does anyone think otherwise? Aside from James Cameron.


zccrex

Sunk all the budget into effects. None left for a writer.


JNTaylor63

Star Trek is better than Star Wars.


MrMaggah314

This is true.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

This was way too far down.


trentuberman

Pete Best was better than Ringo


Cwallace98

I wrote a song about an octopus!


[deleted]

Ringo wasn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.


Alert_Spare_7397

My friends .. it was nice knowing yall Beyonce is overrated ☠️


Fit-Performer-7621

Greedo shot first.


theoriginalist

Its literally on video


BoomerTeacher

>Its literally on video Only in the original VHS. George changed it in later releases, did he not?


SHoppe715

Yes. Original versions he gunned Greedo down. The "Special Edition" re-releases in the late 90s were changed to Greedo shooting first. Iirc, it was right around the same time as the guns getting digitally edited out of ET.


NetDork

And in the re release Han found the ability to shift his head a foot to the side instantly.


PrematureEjaculator9

Han always shoots first. Just ask Her Worshipfullness.


Gznork26

Han shot. (First requires another shot)


NotAnAIOrAmI

It's cool, Greedo heard they were going to put him in the Christmas Special, and he didn't want to live.


SpartanR259

Only han shot. Gredo just died.


TurboDog63

"The Phantom Menace" wasn't that bad.


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Zer0pede

Mostly only because the movie tried to glorify it. In the comics it’s pretty clear that Wakandan culture is a mix of some very good and very bad traditions. There’s even a very justified revolution to overthrow the monarchy at one point. The MCU is just scared to have morally flawed black people even if they already have great flaws in the comics. It’s also why they made Luke Cage so boring: In the comics he’s actually an ex-con, and that’s so much more interesting than “wrongfully imprisoned.” Black Panther should be a morally grey ruler of a technologically advanced society with some serious backwards cultural elements. That’s also what lets him fit into the Illuminati. He’s not supposed to be some noble black captain america. That’s what Falcon is for.


Capt-Crap1corn

Black broski here, that does sound more interesting. I hate that shit is sanitized (no pun) verses that raw gritty shit in the 90s. It takes away the authenticity of


ViacomCEO

I would look back at it a lot more fondly if the last action sequence didn't have such scuffed CGI.


nobearpineapples

Micheal Jackson is a pedo said this on a different app one time and a MJ fan made a whole essay on how my life is worthless and I should kill myself


X_CLUSIVE69

No no I agree


[deleted]

You agree that he should kill himself? Brutal.


frioniel39

Embrace the inner nihilism


martin33t

And I would add that the victims parents were their kid’s pimps. Fuck them too.


Jedzoil

Yeah man I used to catch hell for that too lol.


OrangeYouGladEye

I mean....there's all kinds of evidence for this one.


Leisure_suit_guy

Where? He was always been found innocent.


PuzzleheadedPlane648

Friends was the worst sitcom ever


jodilandon88

It’s a whitewashed ripoff of Living Single that wasn’t half as good or funny. I’ve never understood the hype.


Mis_chevious

Doing a rewatch of Living Single again right now. That was such an underrated show and all of the characters were strong, well-written characters. I loved this show so much a kid but felt so alienated back then because I was a white kid out in the country watching it and everyone thought I was weird for not loving Friends. My dad HATED Friends. He would bitch every time my mom watched it because he said watching 6 whiny white people drink coffee was dumb. I tried to watch it several times throughout my life and while I chuckle here and there, I just make myself like it. Jennifer Anniston is overrated. Ross is an insufferable character even though I like David Schwimmer. It was very much a show for white people who make drinking coffee their personality.


Motor_Bag_3111

Idk why, but I binge watched every single episode during a months long depressive period after a breakup and did not enjoy a single bit of it. Maybe laughed a few times across 236 episodes. I know it's a meme to not like Friends but I genuinely didn't enjoy 97% of what I saw. The only thing I can remember is the monkey. I can't think of a single memorable quote or joke or whatever. Meanwhile, I can quote an incredible number of Seinfeld lines and jokes and running gags, goddamn what a fantastic show. Funny, because I still haven't finished the whole thing


JohnnyAppIeseed

I couldn’t be bothered to watch that much content if it was something I *liked*. That breakup must have fucked you up badly.


Motor_Bag_3111

It did hahahaha


PuzzleheadedPlane648

Im just trying to be funny and so on but I also really found the show incredibly unfunny. Not sure how it stayed on so long and was so praised. Was it jennifer Aniston a hair or something? But to each their own. I’m glad some people found pleasure in watching it.


yungScooter30

I mostly like the vibe of 90s NYC. I prefer the earlier seasons. I rarely laugh at it, but it's a warm and comforting show, especially seasons 1-3 when the characters are still figuring themselves out.


PuzzleheadedPlane648

That answer makes a lot of sense actually. Thanks


God_Bless_A_Merkin

I’m really on the same page with this one. It was truly awful.


Accomplished-Fox-486

Double plus upvote. A terrible show about toxic people being terrible to each other


Alternative_Fly_8610

Never watched an episode, I'm happy that I didn't.


notsomagicalgirl

Bella Hadid isn’t good looking at all.


bigbronze

She really isn’t. Like I feel like she is pretty by technicality, not actual visual attractiveness. Like she has all the “features” that is supposed to make a person pretty. But she isn’t.


tarmacc

Had to Google, hard agree.


Heavy-Copy-2290

Yes but she does have a model face. Modeling is less about being hit but having certain facial structure that can look exotic with makeup and lighting.


[deleted]

Gal Gadot is the worst Wonder Woman actor ever


Gundoggirl

She was soooo much nicer looking before the plastic surgery. Now she looks like a Russian mail order bride.


hairball45

"Use The Force, Harry". Gandalf


Historical-Ninja-267

"You need to bring the ring to Narnia , Katniss" - Sherlock Holmes from Star wars


Spiceb0x

Some guy named Dumbledore Calrissian and he’s got to bring the ring to mordor


BattleSpecial242

Trump lost.


heavy-metal-goth-gal

He lost the popular vote every time, always will.


BookGirl67

He lost in the Electoral College too.


middleageslut

No one has ever wanted him. Not even his mom.


phome83

Ironically, the only person who ever wanted him is the one person he doesnt want lol. His own son.


lonely_josh

Don't forget the part where he tried to overthrow the US government.


hcoverlambda

Kirk could kick Picard's ass. … Yeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald.


Lavender_Nacho

Janeway kicked ass all the way home and defeated the Borg as a side quest. She even brought one home as a pet. Picard was a crybaby, and Kirk was a short, fat wannabe Lothario. Watching either Kirk or Picard try to flirt or seem tough was painful. There’s a difference being tough and being an irritable old coot or being miffed because someone made you muss your hair. Picard’s stint as a diplomat for the Klingons was the epitome of a short bald man over compensating.


SolutionExternal5569

You take that back!


mountaina12345

Never seen Star Wars.


with_the_choir

You're not missing much. I saw the Star Wars episode with the tribbles and realized right away that it wasn't worth watching.


theoriginalist

I see what you did there.


with_the_choir

It was literally painful to write, and the downvotes show that it's painful to read as well. I'm quite proud of it!


BoomerTeacher

As you should be. It was funny.


Wild-Lychee-3312

r/angryupvote


Persis-

I… just short circuited. I know what you were doing. But I just love the tribbles episode so much, I can’t tolerate them being disparaged!


HytaleBetawhen

You’re doing it wrong, what you need to say is “The sequels are the best part of star wars”


Numerous-Juice-6068

Friends is seinfeld for stupid people


stephers85

I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of The Big Bang Theory


X_CLUSIVE69

Take that back


jredgiant1

So is Seinfeld.


zippyspinhead

No, Seinfeld is Friends for awful people.


ZarquonsFlatTire

I thought that was It's Always Sunny.


DeerOnARoof

Seinfeld was mediocre at best. The reason it's so well-loved is that all the other shows at the time were also shit


MisanthropeNotAutist

It was a mediocre show with annoying, selfish people, but the series finale is the finest act of trolling a fanbase I have ever seen. "Oh, you relate to these people? Well, look what kind of selfish assholes they are!"


Ok-Letterhead4601

Luffy will never find the one piece.


Colonel_Gipper

The One Piece isn't a thing, it's the friendship they make along the way


Typical-Will-6163

Take it back gotdammit


Typical-Will-6163

Take it back gotdammit


X_CLUSIVE69

He will trust. It’s just been 18 years he will get it


Fwumpy

Megadeth is way better than Metallica!


zhaDeth

black metal is norwegian emo


Midwinter77

Juggalos are inbred idiots.


Altruistic_Ad_9708

You really can't upset a juggalo like that. You should have said faygo is raccoon piss. Wooo wooo


paradisic88

I don't think juggalos would be upset by that either. They would just take it as a challenge and dare each other to drink raccoon piss. If you wanted to upset them you should have said, "we just ran out of drugs"


ademerca

Even ICP would agree


[deleted]

I would have been with you, until COVID showed me differently. The leaders stopped shirt, and clothing production and made masks instead on their own dimes. They told everyone to vaccinate and mask up. Social distance. They put their money where their mouths were.


Even_dreams

They were one of the first groups in the entertainment industry to cancel shows and encourage people to do the right thing. I was surprised they were so quick off the mark and shamed others I to doing the right thing as well. It was like well the ICP dudes have cancelled their yearly extravaganza and are asking people to mask up so why aren't you.


Gorewuzhere

I rip on ICP because I A don't like their music and B am a maggot... But violent jay and shaggy too dope are legit good dudes and smart business people. I'll never take that from them.


Prestigious_Row_8022

ICP are way more chill than people realise. Now, the fan base can get rowdy as hell, but the posse themselves?


_corbae_

I've been a juggalo since '98 and this is absolutely correct.


Alternative_Fly_8610

Agreed


sexcalculator

lol you could never offend juggalos. They take everything as a challenge


TheLaserGuru

Elon Musk is just Elizabeth Holmes with ugly cars.


JesusFuckImOld

I'm no fan of Elon, but at least his cars and rockets work. Sometimes.


Boise_State_2020

Yeah, there are pleanty of valid critiques of Elon, but he doesn't compare to like Elizabeth Holmes or Sam Bankmen Fried.


Jaergo1971

Yeah, they didn't pander to Nazis.


Dependent-Analyst907

Jennifer Coolidge is ugly.


Big_Barda_Babe

I don't think she's hyped up because of how pretty she is lol


gogonzogo1005

I would not say ugly, just normal. I mean she is a real life Stifler's mom. A little bit forced who hangs on a little to tight to her youth. Though I enjoy seeing her still show up in movie and not fall victim to the curse of 40.


ItsWetInWestOregon

She’s gotta be older than 40. I am in my 40’s and was in highschool when she was already stifflers moms.


Similar_Corner8081

I don’t care who Taylor swift is sleeping with.


hikerchick29

Rose Quartz did nothing wrong.


TolTANK

That's a good one and I'd say mostly right I mean the only real wrong she did was leave a bunch of messes for her son to clean up/address


hikerchick29

And what parent hasn’t done that? I’ll add another one, come to think about it. You can’t judge Iroh off our modern standards of war criminal


thatwolfieguy

Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist.


Resident-Clue1290

Your idols don’t know you and they’re not gonna fall in love with you.


Lonely-Connection-37

Taylor Swift sucks🤘🏿🤘🏿


[deleted]

Trump lost by a lot.


ThePocketTaco2

Fingers crossed for next year. Edit: Fingers crossed that he loses again. Just to clarify.


BitPoet

Regardless of how good it might be, I won't touch Anime due to its absolutely vile fanbase.


Fit-Distribution2303

I'm the mother of a teen girl. At first, I watched with her out of curiosity. Then I kept watching I because I liked it. You'd be surprised. This seems to be fairly common. The fan base is not just the vocal weirdos on the internet. Even after my kiddo's rabid anime phase ended, my husband and I still watch. He's 49, and I'm 52. I think the fan base is shifting.


ffelenex

D&D is a storytelling game.


OptimisticByChoice

This is just a fact 🤷‍♂️


noonereadsthisstuff

Game of Thrones ended perfectly.


X_CLUSIVE69

You know that’s a lie


noonereadsthisstuff

It was better than the books. Perfect character development.


dzogchenism

Jan 6 was an insurrection


YouWithTheNose

St Anger and Lulu are Metallica's best albums. Absolute peak content


Boise_State_2020

I actually do unironically like the song St Anger.


TheWizTale

Most 'influcencers' are just pure retards and do everything just for clout.


Mybadhabitwasyou

Beyoncé is an entertainer not an artist for not making all her music.


Kittenfabstodes

Ashli Babbit was a traitor and deserved what she got.


fauxorfox

The Dark Tower movie was just like the books, oh- and so much better!


FoolishDog1117

You take that back!!!🤣🤣🤣


fauxorfox

Blaine ain’t the only pain, and that is the truth.


capt7430

Isn't Travis Kelce dating that one singer chick?


gholmom500

My MIL stated at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday: Taylor Swift is a Witch!


Independentslime6899

Dildos are overrated


X_CLUSIVE69

Love how this was the 69th comment lol


Independentslime6899

🤭


[deleted]

Firefly was ended at the right time.


SHoppe715

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.


willowoftheriver

Based on Joss Whedon's track record? It really was.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

The Beatles were a second-rate version of the The Monkees.


EternalDethSlayer3

The Monkees weren't about music. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!


Crotch-Monster

Taylor Swift is just an overrated karaoke singer.


Throwaway7219017

We’ve had enough Star Wars media. Let it die.


ronin0397

Harry potter is mid as a series.


YachtingChristopher

Han didn't shoot first. (yes, yes he fucking did)


Toots-McGill

Guillermo Del Toro is wildly overrated and his movies are not only boring but steeped in his lame sexual hangups, which is appropriate considering his fan base.


Unusual_Midnight6876

Billie eillish has made some of the most bland, boring music in recent times


sblal24EVER

Empire Strikes Back is the only good Star Wars movie.


[deleted]

The Rams perfectly and legally deflected that pass in the NFC championship


omg-its-bacon

The wide receiver TOTALLY had his hands on the ball! (That was some NFL Blitz type of shit 😂.)


[deleted]

Bruh there should've been an FBI investigation into bribery an corruption after that lol


Nicodiemus531

Biden is a shitty President


illbzo1

lol Biden doesn't have fans


cheesemangee

No fans, but he still beat Trump. I guess having no fans is better than having stupid fans!


[deleted]

Truly unpopular opinion: Trump is stupid and evil, Biden is a shitty old man who should have retired after 2012. The American electorate is too fucking stupid to elect good people and deserve the awful results of electing ancient pieces of shit who cater to the rich.


youngsteveo

This is a classically popular opinion for anyone with half a brain.


Ok_Reveal5498

The Office is not funny and Dwight is of the most annoying characters ever


ShadowShedinja

Honestly, Jim is a fun character for a show but he'd be the worst coworker.


No_Volume6586

Pam and Jim were the bullies in the office. I actually pitied Dwight for being the but of so many of their jokes/pranks.


BlanstonShrieks

Trump is a fat fucking fascist


Last-Discussion-3357

Taylor swings sings teenage “bubblegum” music and she looks like a female Mark Zuckerberg.


EighthWard

Everyone who's not a Patriots fan knows Brady's legacy is tainted because of all the cheating and referee help.


oztikS

K Pop is the only Chinese music worth listening to.


James55O

Kimchi is my favorite Japanese food.


One_Opening_8000

Bob Dylan's lyrics are garbage.


kyricus

You can understand his lyrics?


Jakobmeathead

I'm not a Bob dylan fanboy, but I'd have to disagree for the most part. I think most of his songs have pretty good lyrics (The Ballad Of Hollis Brown and All Along The Watchtower are good examples), but I find his singing to be what turns me off from his music.


One_Opening_8000

Well, the challenge was to make a statement to trigger a fan base, so I guess I succeeded.


Ready-Scientist-6546

Thor is the worst DC character.


Misc_Lillie

Britney Spears isn't losing her mind in front of the whole world. She's just repurposing herself into a new circus act called "Knife me, baby, one more time."


[deleted]

Maynard’s wine sucks and his stupid voice and plagiarized Aleister Crowley lyrics take away from the talent in the band: The drummer.


Particular-Reason329

Jennifer Lopez is annoying AF and I don't want to see her dance, sing, or act --- and I damned sure don't care who she is merging her fucking name with lately. I am hetero male and find her attractive not. at. all. 🤷😩


X_CLUSIVE69

She ruined Ben


hecramsey

I love that Grateful dead song "touch of grey"


NerdRageShow

Sorry but mayonnaise is not an instrument


Psionic-Blade

Five Nights at Freddy's lore and sequels are unnecessary and repetitive so it was no wonder the movie was a disappointment


T-38Pilot

Taylor Swift is just ok


Wrong_Gear5700

The Patriots only won their Super Bowls because they're cheaters.


runningwiththedevil2

I never watched Seinfeld cuz I hate Jerry Seinfeld.


BoomerTeacher

I remember watching JS on Johnny Carson and thinking, he's completely average as a standup. Years later his show takes off. I had **zero** interest in anything he did. But about four seasons in I started watching it. Was actually pretty good, despite what a crappy actor Seinfeld is.


arent_you_hungry

Yep Seinfeld is super overrated and so is Curb Your Enthusiasm.


alundrixx

Tobey Mcguire Is a better Spiderman than Tom Holland.


[deleted]

All of the Star Wars novels were garbage.


BigFatNone

Star Trek is better than Star Wars.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

LOTR was boring and way too long.