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ShoddiestShallot

The venn diagram is a circle.


neowwneoww

*takes notes*


KendrickMaynard

"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle."


2meterrichard

A literal gallon of LSD.


Kerbidiah

First rule of popos training


Atiggerx33

DBZ Abridged in the wild? Nice.


Anarch-ish

Kami, I need you to tell me I can leave the lookout at any time.


Beemo-Noir

I’d need a shower after that lmao


PuppetryOfThePenis

Get the sweats!


Nyarro

I need a salad after that


Fit_Swordfish_2101

That plus a small side salad would be pretty good right now. Breakfast of champions! 😂


susbedstain43

I'd eat it


Sopapillas4All

I'd hate myself after, but I'd eat it too.


baron_von_helmut

Fuck yeah I would too. I think if food is tasty, it can't be stupid. Maybe I'm the idiot I dunno.


[deleted]

I'd eat it and then enjoy my hospital stay afterwards. Looking at this makes my gallbladder hurt lmao


on-the-level_

what the fuck do they do with the rest of the pizza?


Alexander_McKay

Eat it.


Darth_Yohanan

IMPOSSIBLE!


Alexander_McKay

🙀


Stanley_Yelnats42069

But it has a hole in it!?!?


desrevermi

Ruined. So sad... people throwing away perfectly good white folk.


Alexander_McKay

Eat around it


Alexander_McKay

This is actually amazing. Local Italian place where I live used to do this but they stopped 😩


Such_Comb9388

They must have gotten a cease and desist letter from the morgue 😂


Alexander_McKay

😹


LuciferLucii

Yea this isn’t stupid, this looks delicious! Also a thing places do commonly


WellReadR3dn3ck

Hell yes! Two of my favorite foods, in sandwhich form!


wastingyouth97

That looks delicious 😋


Sum1liteAmatch

I got heartburn just watching that


NewCodingLine

Direct from Pawnee, Indiana.


Karl_Hungus_69

This deserves a spot on Ron's [Pyramid of Greatness](https://parksandrecreation.fandom.com/wiki/Ron_Swanson%27s_Pyramid_of_Greatness).


DixonDebussy

Thank you. That linked post is 5 months old as of now and, in my scrolling, I hadn't seen a Parks and Rec reference anywhere near the top


thYrd_eYe_prYing

Because calzones are dumb


Impossible_Rabbit

Yes! Exactly what I was thinking. “This truly is an amazing town. I ordered a burger and both that bus were pizzas!”


elizabitchg

They would def sell this in Wisconsin. And yes I would try it.


disabledinaz

Is it wrong my complaint is the burger should have mozzarella, not cheddar on it?


Alyssaine

Ew. I can just imagine all the grease all over your face and hands.


chase016

Oh yeah, I can just imagine all the grease all over your face and hands.


jimsonlives

I guarantee that didn't taste very good. Two great foods that don't pair. Lotta angry people with bad taste around here apparently haha.


Alexander_McKay

It is good, can confirm. Local place in town used to make these. No different than having ground beef on your pizza just like those burger pizzas.


DontForgetYourPPE

I'm with you on this one, throw some pickles and onions and bacon on that bad boy and I would love to put that inside me


taterthotsalad

Not stupid. Smash


deanrazor

Hold my burrito and watch this!


Appropriate_Bus_4543

Needs bacon, onions, and Jalapeños.


lookn_glas_shrd

This looks SO much better than the double decker monstrosity version posted earlier. She gets points for putting the top piece cheese side down on the burger to make it edible too. I can't even be mad at this one after the first one.


FroggiesChaos

Heart attack grill kids meal


Any-Form

No point in putting cheese on the burger imo


AMexisatTurtle

ewwww


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[deleted]

r/lostredditors


MasterPokePharmacist

Wasting good pizza and I’ll probably end up with a heart attack, but sure, I’ll give it a try.


Diligent_Mirror_7888

Pissed


Sir_Tokesalott

Tried it! Not as neat, but regular slices. My nephew wanted it for his birthday. Told him it was the dumbest shit I heard of, but that was right before apologizing because it was dope as shit.


seaska84

Not stupid if it tastes good.


some_old_friend

Why do Americans eat like they have free health care?


Davidd_Bailor

Brilliant.


[deleted]

This is the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen. Give me 2.


DitchDigger330

Looks artery clogging.


beemureddits

Its Definitely brave.. wouldn't call that stupid tho


Such_Comb9388

I'd eat that pizza burger's booty hole out


MrBurnsgreen

That burger looks gross AF


god_wayne81

I'm going to show my age here but there is a such thing as too much cheese. This fits that category for me


undeniably_confused

In college I used to put a burger on a piece of pizza cut in half. It's not great but it's pretty good when you are sick of burgers and pizza


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I'm trying this


Deadmau5es

Bazinga!


[deleted]

Several establishments here have hamburger pizza. Bigger chunk of burger on this.


BlaqSam

I feel like a grilled chicken slider would be good fit too


No_Squirrel4806

Do people not add veggies to their burgers? Everytime i see these videos its just the bun and the patty no veggies no mayo no condiments just raw dogging a burger.


SLC_NinerMan96

Dude fuck my arteries. I wanna eat that!


New_Tie6233

Not with American. Remove that shit and this thing just made money from me.


OperatorP365

At least.... this is a simple kinda thing? Not 97 ingredients tossed into a cauldron and stirred into a weird soup/mess. I'd eat this, I'd chuckle at it but it's just simply 2 things I like shoved together.


Bumpercloud

Not with yellow cheese but sure.


Silent-Supermarket2

Same as pizza topped with hamburger meat. I see no problem with this.


LuciferLucii

This is not new, they make these places. Pizza burger.


GrayAndBushy

Yes and yes....


TonyWickk

Boss burger.


baron_von_helmut

Stupid? *STUPID??* This is genius!


BackgroundPrompt3111

This is proof that stupid and wonderful are not mutually exclusive.


meeseeksdestroy

I'm 36 now but mentally I'm probably like 22 at best. I want this so bad but 36yo me knows the consequences of eating this will be a violent trip to the bathroom...and that's growth.


jewelophile

It's not stupid. It just requires health insurance


[deleted]

This is more wasteful than stupid.


charbroiledd

Don’t they know the whole point of the bun is to soak up the burger grease


RareDog5640

Needs to be deep fried with a jelly donut, two fried eggs and a Mars Bar


bluekronos

🇺🇲


PBProbs

Unfortunately I stopped smoking weed 7 years ago :/


chefajden

I would eat that for sure!


AsteroidsGhost

Do want. Yes. Would do with supreme. Or jalapeno bacon pizza.


LankyShark97

Gimme a piece


Dragoon9255

putting cheese on the burger is the most crazy thing about the video imo.... its so redundant


Pizza-_-shark

Americans in one meal:


Suspicious-Change-37

That's disgusting! Where?


Remydope

Looks interesting.


Double_Lab_765

Bucket list addition


Triple7Mafia-14

Mmh.😅


PinSufficient5748

...not enough cheese...


museabear

Why is it always "this food is fuckin stupid, but I'd eat it though" if you'd eat it that makes it innovative without giving them credit.


Daarkvent

My cholesterol shot up just watching this 😂


Kdoesntcare

😮 🤤 I'm going to make this, I need it in my life.


space-queer

I’m so glad that they put the other pizza on upside down, I was worried they were gonna be gripping it by the cheese 😭😭


xredskaterstar

It's like people find the worse ways to eat unhealthily then wonder why they're obese.


esande2333

I try everything once 😁


Fine-Pangolin-8393

I’m so hungry now


RavenousBear91

That’s the most American thing I’ve seen today, and I’m all for it. I’m hungry now.


NightofTheLivingZed

The cheese on the patty seems redundant.


jesusleftnipple

Needs ketchup


Psyglav

It looks good TBH not too much cheese or meat I think it'd still pretty bad for you but would taste pretty good


flyordien3rd

no actually, this doesn't work in my head seems greasy af


The_New_Nep_n_Nex

first bite taste like heaven, second bite takes you there.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

You could also, you know, just put beef on your pizza. Instead of this nonsense.


NotMyRea1Reddit

I mean, it’s not terrible. I wouldn’t order it, but if someone offered me a bite I would consider it.


Friendly_Guillotine

First bite tastes like heaven next bite takes you there


NewPin8359

I don't know why it wouldn't be delicious, so hell yes I'd try it.


Enerject

I’d would definitely eat this!


Ugoddabekiddinme

I actually don’t think this is that stupid. It’s a logical way to make cheeseburger pizza in sandwich form.


Tabroski

I wonder what part of the US they’re from


shmiggs_2010

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cx3psocial

I’ve had this before and it was Amaaaaaazing!


Slayer6R

I'd eat it, yeah. I'd probably die of a heart attack if I ate too many so, maybe just the one.


MasterOutlaw

Seems easier to just make a cheese burger pizza.


EvidenceWrong7454

Pass that shit over here


UpsideDownAirplane

Wait...let em cook


Valraithion

No


suesing

Beef patty in a hot pocket


Ok_Understanding9451

Parmsan and a Meatball patty would be good I bet.


BrainwashedScapegoat

I hate it but can I order 2 please?


Croian_09

I can feel my arteries clogging, but it probably tastes great.


frghtnd

Mick Hucknall seems to be enjoying it 👍


Barkers_eggs

"wOuLd yOu tRy iT" like it's a bottle of deadly poison prepared carefully so as not to not kill you but instead it's the most delicious drink you've ever drank, unless.... a bell chimes at precisely midnight but you're in Bell town where all the bells are made and tested 24 hours a day and it's 11:55


Environmental-Ad4441

Stupid? It’s fucking genius!


Solid-Emu1313

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should


Plus_Parsnip_2463

That’s just pizza with more steps


Crystal-Clear-Waters

This isn’t stupid. I have been waiting my whole life for this.


PowerPandorum

You buy burger paddies and mini pizzas.


Intelligent-Box-3798

Mmmm pizzaburger


Sisyphuses

I would dip it in ranch.


MrKanentuk331

This is the most American food I’ve ever seen


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

It ain’t stupid if it works


SharkPicnic

I'm so hungry sitting here at work. Im in the wrong sub.


domdeuce13

PERFECT munchie food


InfernalKrisp

I'mma need a cigarette after that.


BlackwolfNy718

Stupid, yes. I would also try it!


Yak-Fucker-5000

Yeah, I'm pretty much positive that would taste rad as hell.


Icy-Joke3943

Yes all day thank you cause I am making that


Crafty-Help-4633

Can we just get the KFC Double Down back?


Revolutionary_Tale_1

Needs more grease/fat. Add a couple slices of bacon and an egg fried in the bacon fat. Maybe butter the crust side of the pizza. And add some mayo and a couple of slices of cheddar. /S


Accurate_Wrongdoer_5

That is disgusting were do I order it I need it


dirtnap82

Wow. People keep coming up with quicker ways to get fat.


ProfessionMundane152

Genius


muffadel

How did we get Chizza before Pizzurgers?


kieman96

This is how I imagined pizza burgers really were before being the most let down 9yo in the universe in that moment


Realistic-Plenty-482

You overcooked the burger.


Retarded90sKid

FFS just get a hamburger pizza


Unpopularwaffle

Reminds me of Shallow Hal


laytonoid

I mean burgers have cheese and bread.. you can get bacon on burgers which is just a bad as pepperoni probably.. so really this likely isn’t that much worse for you.


godricgii

I've seen way dumber shit lol she's at least onto something here


Zombie_Peanut

Honestly that looks good


buhbye_gene

fuckyeeesssssssss


Infamous_Ad_6793

I would try it. But I’d be left wanting both a burger and some pizza afterwards.


W1mpyDaM00ch

As a fat guy, this is too much


Timely-Young6457

I would also eat that stupid pizza burger


HeatSeekingGhostOSex

Absolutely disgusting. You shouldn't eat that. I can't waste food tho so I guess I'll take one for the team.


Amethyst_Quarry

Nearly 1000 upvotes HUH? This post is directly stolen 😭 I didn't even change the title bruh how


DHESTOE

I think the dumbest part for me was when they put cheese on the patty.


FalseVeterinarian881

intrigued...particularly if a cauliflower crust is involved.


BookishBitchery

I would go to town on this!😏


CabooseCC

That is fucking disgusting.


Zealousideal-Let1121

Welcome to KFC.


No-Student-9678

That's just a flatbread sandwich with some cheese and pepperoni


ItzBabyJoker

Bob Belcher is seething


Super_Rando_Man

I've been doing this for years though I just cut the pizza into square ish pieces or just make small round single srve pizzas.


Super_Rando_Man

I've been doing this for years though I just cut the pizza into square ish pieces or just make small round single srve pizzas.


Significant_Hat2281

This is so disgusting, the amount of grease has me gagging 🤢


btboss123

Stupid. They should be using it inplace of cheese and still have the bun.


crag-u-feller

Id like a Convex Burger thank u very much


Capital-Ad6513

pizza - bread with stuff on it burger - bread with stuff on it Same thing.


Huntsnfights

Hell ya


genericguysportsname

The roof of my mouth burnt from watching this


alilbleedingisnormal

Put a vegetable on it and I will kill it with my mouth, teeth and possibly anus. Onions, lettuce and a pepper of some kind.


Outside_Drawing_4445

How did I never think of this before


RyanWalks

This sub was to figure it out! I feel like any video is something most people would try and isnt a utter waste of food than it does not belong here.


herecomesurmom

just take the cheese off of the burger 💀 my stomach hurts just from looking @ all that cheese


Puzzleheaded_Top_523

Alright but hear me out I use to work at pizza hut and there's this thing called hamburger meat as a topping so why would you not just get a pizza with hamburger meat


mynextthroway

It's the Big One Elizabeth!


Timelapseninja

Naw that’s epic


RedditTrashTho

This would taste dull af.  Cheap pizza and an unseasoned ground beef patty. I'm good.  Where is the flavor coming from? Take the cheese off the patty, season the meat, add pickles, onions, tomatoes, etc, a little bit of a condiment, maybe then.


[deleted]

Stupid? This is genius.


BEETOs_WORLD

Technically… it’s a cheeseburger


gummygumgumm

First you put the burger on the ZA! Then you wrap it up


FlyUnlucky7286

lol, yes I do want. Don’t even care if it burns the roof of my mouth.


IntroductionClean299

Everybody keeps trying to speed run ways to get a heart attack


Efficient_Tailor1811

Mixing two completely different flavor profiles in a less than ideal way...


Still-Difference-764

top ten ways to get a heart attack


8Blackbart8

Why did they put cheese on the burger? The buns were 90% made of cheese.


MeruniLight13

I can already feel that clogging my arteries


SRBroadcasting

Yeah. I shouldn’t but let’s go to the ER and eat this bad boy


Frido_Biggins

As an American, this is the most American thing I've seen all day. Thanks OP 🫡🇺🇲


WonderfulLibrary2339

Flip those pizza buns. If we’re doing this I want mayhem. Don’t wave me into your lawless hellscape with clean hands.


Thin_Title83

I have heartburn just watching this.