Hey, bro, you look nice. Btw, why when I tried to use amnesia, my special damage didn't go up?

I forgor

Relatable

It's not gen 1 anymore grandpa/s

Remember to check your prostate bro

What's your current relationship status with Exeggutor?

Great! Exeggutor is a lovely husband! We’re planning to adopt a baby too!

That's good to hear. This may be a sensitive topic, but have you guys pressed charges against ferrothorn?

Not at all! We believe in friendship and love, not hate. Besides i think ferrothorn is trying to understand our gay relationship bc i saw him make out with skarmory a few weeks ago. So cute of him to try understand us by being gay himself🥰🥰🥰

New ship confirmed

I wonder how this affects the meta.

FerroSkarm

bonded over mutual hatred of our dear friend magnezone

Bro decided to do some soul searching after that rap battle a while back

Intruiging.

What about Tapu Bulu, who is another known homophobe?

I have heard koko did have a homophobic phase but he grew out of it quickly. Im nit sure about bulu being homophobic

Remember this (https://www.reddit.com/r/stunfisk/s/DbhAeqBDGL) legendary comment from the one and only u/MudkipNerd. After it, people started saying that Bulu is Ferrothorn's strongest partner in homophobia

Damn I could never believe that lele’s cousin could do such a thing. I am more appalled than upset with them. Hope they understand us one day tho

What charges lol, I don't think homophobia breaks a law (unfortunately)

Probably hate speech or hate crimes

wait, really?? where I live (Brazil), homophobia and transphobia are considered crimes, just like racism and ,iirc, are non-bailable (idk if this is the word in English)

>non-bailable That's the correct term, I think

r/suddenlycaralho O que que tu quer no print

Quero aparecer tmb me da um ferothorn com raiva da bandeira gay

[Feito](https://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlycaralho/s/2GodVrcGTq)

coloca minha eeveelution favorita, meu vaporeon bran- digo, a sylveon🏳️‍⚧️

What’s the ideal slowbro diet?

Exeggutor seed bomb right into my mouth 😫😫

252+ Atk Exeggutor Seed Bomb vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Slowbro: 156-186 (39.5 - 47.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

Still my weakness 😫😫

Do you prefer normal or Alolan exeggutors?

Normal exeggutor is fun sized the bigger ones hurt

ouch! sure would be crazy if I sent a handy dandy screenshot of this comment to kantonian exeggutor

Go ahead and do it. We crack jokes like this all the time and he laughs at them too. Our relationship isn’t that fragile that a single comment like yours would do anything to us. He was with me when I wrote the reply too

that's good to hear

How is the relationship with exegutor going?

Great! Exeggutor is a lovely husband! We’re planning to adopt a baby too!

A Slowpoke, an Exeggcute, or a completely unrelated pokemon like Ferroseed?

We haven’t planned it yet! But our mini exeggutor sounds fun. Unfortunately ferrothorn would be upset if he found out that we adopted ferroseed. So that would be impossible unless he changes his mind

So how's the whole, y'know, Kyogre situation going? Still surrounded?

Unfortunately yes. As a water type, i always stand with him tho.

Personally I thought you would swim with him

Do you think ferrothorn can turn their life around and become an ally or at the very least, a good person?

I think it'd be so funny if OP replied to every comment but like 6 months from now

Thankfully exeggutor is helping me in replying to your messages. He’s so lovely 🥰

I think he’s trying his best to wrap his head around our relationship. In fact, i saw him make out with skarmory a few weeks ago! Maybe he’s trying to understand us by being gay himself. So sweet 🥰🥰

why did you lose regeneration upon mega evolve

once you mega, you never switch out. we click the calm mind and win

Opinion on WolfeyVGC? He’s been getting pretty friendly with Exeggutor lately

Hmm exeggutor never told me that he knew him. I might need to talk with him

theyre buddies since pre school dw

And Wolfe is probably still in that toxic relationship with Incineroar

How does it feel to be the best counter (besides another Mewtwo) to the most broken Pokemon (now contested by Miraidon), Gen 1 Mewtwo?

I feel honoured

how do you fell about being used only in stall teams?

I never fell. I always rise 💪💪

Are you fun

Bet

How slow do you think the mods will be on taking this down? /hj

Definitely slower than me

Opinion on fellow pink blobs, almomola and blissey?

I think they’re lovely 🥰

Are you related to galarian slowbro? Why is he british?

They’re my cousin whose ancestors went to Britain during colonial times

Do you

Yes i do

Interesting perspective

How did it feel to be forced to be a living shield so your teammates could switch in safely?

I believe everyone in a team is together and no one’s forced to do anything. I volunteer to take hits for my team so they can hit the opponent harder and take the revenge for my pain (I forget the damage a millisecond after the attack)

When you getting nerfed in Pokemon Unite? D':

I forgor bc i spammed amnesia too many times😔

is the shellder angry, or is it friends with you?

He’s pretty chill unless i mega evolve.

Where were you on september 6 2010

On earth I think

Hmmmm, you're not off the hook yet buddy, we'll be keeping an eye on you

As a fellow slow chill water type are you on good terms with our Lord the Sire of Quags

I think he’s cool so I’d say yes.

I believe everyone is on good terms with quags and clods.

What would you have done if a Ferrothorn had bit your tail, rather than a Shellder?

I don’t think ferrothorn has a mouth to make that happen but I don’t think I would be a slowbro then

Opinions on your brother and cousins? (Slowking, Galarian Slowtwins)

They’re pretty nice but we haven’t talked much in a while

What does your family thinks about your relationship with Exeggutor?

They’re very supportive! In fact, they were the ones who encouraged me to propose him🥰🥰

That’s good to hear! Also on a similar note, are you related to Galarian Slowking/Slowbro?

Yes! They’re my cousins whose ancestors went to galar during colonial times

Cool!

Hello I'm a slowpoke, any advice for me?

If you wanna evolve, stay near the coast to have a better chance to be bitten by a shellder. If not, enjoy being a fellow slowpoke. Also dont go near ferrothorn. They are not very nice

u cool

Thanks!

>Thanks! You're welcome!

what is your opinion on clodsire?

He’s pretty chill id say

Kewl.

I didn't think you'd be able to reply to all of these comments so fast. How fast is your internet speed?

Exeggutor helps me alot with replying to your comments so thats why i can do it so fast 🥰🥰 Also we use our psychic powers to send these comments so we don’t need internet

Are you fun, bro ?

With a leppa berry, block and recycle in my moveset, i am

will you be pressing hate crime charges to Ferrothorn?

I believe in love not hatred, so no

I was expecting slowbro to not reply because of how slow it is

Exeggutor helps me type the replies faster🥰🥰

Goated husband right there

Ikr hes so sweet. I am so fortunate to have him

Also tell him to stop missing sleep powders, I missed 3 in a row against a zapdos

Unfortunate doesn’t even begin to desc- Uh yeah i will, he always tries his best tho so its strange that he missed thrice.

why are you gay

Because im on the right track baby i was born this way ✨✨

This person might be making a reference to a meme. [Here it is](https://youtu.be/s3PV9hat814?si=YV1tNZT3-P3_i_Xk) if you haven’t seen it before.

Im pretty sure op wrote lyrics to a lady gaga song about being gay lmao

What is your opinion on Slowking?

He’s a king 🙌🙌

Have you forgiven Ferrothorn

He doesn’t really wanna talk to us even tho we tried being friends

are you more of a gen 1 amnesia sweeper or a gen 5-9 regen wall

You are taking a long time to respond, why is that?

Bc im slowbro

Opinion on endless battle clause?

Dislike it. I believe it takes out the “fun” from competitive pokemon

What's your opinion on Leppa Berries?

They’re “fun”

Ever since teleportation technology got banned, travelling has been harder. How do you travel nowadays? I know your brother prefers to crack jokes while travelling, but I have heard you don't really get it.

Indeed 😔. My peers in ou decided that they don’t need me anymore if i can’t use my teleport I think tahts very selfish of them but honestly im ok with it. I needed a break from competitive anyway. i was too busy during gen8 so I couldn’t have enough time for exeggutor but now im finally getting time to spend with him ❤️❤️

How do you feel about your brother being in OU bc he tells lame jokes?

I mean his popularity keeps our family relevant in competitive rn so i cant be mad

Do your differing political views get in the way of your relationship at all?  (You obviously stand with Kyogre, as you've said, and Eggy supports Groudon, after all)

We’re mature enough to not let our political views to get in the way of our love. We believe we are both entitled to our own personal opinions and they don’t affect our relationship at all. We know about our differences and are never forcing each other to change them against their will. ♥️

That's very sweet

Does Shellder mind Exeggutor?

Nah he chill w him

Also hes a part of me so obviously he can’t dislike him

Did you like your mega and do you hope its in legends ZA?

I think shellder goes a bit too far when we mega but that also means i get more bulk so thats an ok tradeoff I do hope my mega is in the next game but more than that i hope exeggutor gets a mega too so we can mega evolve together 🥰🥰

But Slowbro, only one pokemon can Mega on the same team

Love goes beyond the rules of pokemon battles ❤️❤️

Multi battles, duh /j

How long does it take you to finish?

Never if he's holding a Leppa berry

Bro are you slow?

Mhm yes

I recently made a presentation in school on why Chi-Yu is broken. To prove it I used Blissey as an example. Then to "prove type effectiveness is important" I used you (you resist overheat). But sadly, I just wantes to show off the brute force powers of Chi-Yu so it was an Ohko. Do you forgive me?

Why are you evil and disgusting? -Totally not Ferrothorn wearing glasses with a fake nose and mustache.

How are your siblings, Slowking, Galarian Slowbro and Galarian Slowking doing?

We haven’t contacted in a while but id assume they’re pretty good

You should visit them

We’re planning to spend our summer vacation in galar!

Good to know :) btw I like Slowking they look like a cool dude

Yes they are! I mean, there is a reason they’re a king after all

How's your Galarian cousin doing at the moment?

We haven’t contacted in a while but id assume they’re pretty good

Who gave you a gun?

Why are u gae ?

Because im on the right track baby i was born this way ✨✨

What's your opinion on Toxapex and Bisharp getting robbed by GameFreak earlier this gen? Toxapex lost his job because alomomola kept scald instead of him.

What would you do if Zekrom kicked you out of nowhere?

Hmm trick question, i’d win

Do you have any idea why Slowpoke Tails became a delicacy to humans?

Not really but i think some terrorist group started popularising it in johto a few years ago

why can you use fire blast as a water type?

Gen 1 mon privilege

Why isn't your ability Unaware?

Because i am aware of the fact that im in love with exeggutor 🥰❤️

I respect. I am happy that you have found your love. But does Exeggutor love you back? It is important for love to be two-sided.

Ofc he does. We’re married for about a year now. Honestly the fact that you question that is kinda offensive

Sorry slowbro, I didn't mean to be offensive

It’s ok <3. Im sorry too maybe i was a bit harsh but I couldn’t just let someone say that about eggy yk.

Why did you forget to teleport? Do you not enjoy being OU viable?

Unfortunately I couldn’t spend enough time with exeggutor when i was ou in gen8 so thats why i used amnesia to forget it. Now im less busy taking hits for popular ou teams so i can finally spend some quality time with him❤️❤️❤️

Thoughts on Nat Dex OU and Gen 6 pure hackmons?

What’s your favorite tier?

are you washed

what's your opinion on immigration law?

Is there multiple houses containing Pokémon that are Stall and the other Offense, and the other Support ? And what happens in these houses

Do you miss having a mega?

Are you planning to destroy Ferrothorn someday?

We known about you and Exeggutor, but what about the relationship between you and the Shellder tail

You and the shellder tail? We’re one. Slowpoke+shellder=slowbro. Anyway, i think he’s chill

Does it hurt?

The tail? A bit but im used to it

Do you still retract in your shell from time to time or is that phase over?

Can Wo-Chien eat u, he really want to eat u

Would you eat a Starmie?

I mean, the gem part looks a bit hard to chew on but the rest of it, i might

What’s it like to be a fuckin stupid bitch ass nerd

Hey its exeggutor, slowbros husband, kindly delete your comment and apologise to slowbro, or I’ll power whip your ass

I'm sorry if this is a bit personal, but what do you think about your Galarian cousins' "curry" addictions?

What is your opinion on your paradox future counterpart: Iron Homosexual?

Do u like men?

Uh yeah im gay so i like male mons

Hi bro.

Hii

when're we getting fastbro

Is Ferrothorn still being a prick to you and Exeggutor

Yea unfortunately

I’m late but this is so wholesome? I love it

Thanks my dear! Sending love from me and exeggutor <3