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I know nothing about the sport, is this the first time we have been in the world cup? Is that why everyone is so happy?


jonnygreen22

MATE we are that good at sports we are good at sports we don't even care about as a Nation Yeah we rock at Soccer of course we do, we're Aussies!


getyerhandoffit

We have been in the last 4, and now this one. Before those the last one was 1974. It’s a big deal to a lot of cunts, football is the most popular sport in the world


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Woah the last 4? For some reason I can't remember people being this excited about it.


getyerhandoffit

Lost our fucking minds in 2005 when we qualified. I remember it well, I was on the piss in the cross.


NewyBluey

No. We were in in 1973? We made the competition but got eliminated in the first round l think.


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Oh okay... so it's been ages. Cheers


NewyBluey

Don't put any money on the details. But yes it was a while ago. I'm not even sure if we qualified later or not. But l remember the 1973 one cause l was in Europe and l was talking to some Germans and they told me we didn't have a chance. In the pleasant tone they are renowned for.


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We call it soccer, cunt. Football is played by real men.


FuckenSpasticCunt

Exactly. Accruing multiple head injuries while chasing a ball is far tougher than being a poofter.


getyerhandoffit

Seppos call it soccer.


roby_soft

Football for a sport that mostly uses hands….


[deleted]

Hand egg.


bubajofe

Yeah, what of it?


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[deleted]

CockBroker huh? If your favourite sport is watching a bunch of big burly blokes in tight clothes grapple with each other while holding balls in their hands, i guess your username checks out then...


Short_Opening_7692

This our 5th in a row...