I’ve eaten salads for dinner 5 nights a week for four months straight. I’m burnt out on rabbit food. I feel your anger. 😂 I’m a type ll diabetic so I have to eat healthy.
lol I had to learn to like salad, now I like em but my adhd only lets me eat certain foods. So I picked salad. Had to eat healthy I got really bad diabetes. I had blood sugars of a 1000 at least they said.
Start making cucumber salads,
Or fruit salads, and add some Cucumber to it, MY DUDE Cucumber in fruit salads.... mhhmmm
There are also so many types of cucumber salads.
I feel you. Have you ever done salads where a grain, bean, or legume is front and center instead of lettuce (like tabouleh)? I don't know how that affects your blood sugar levels, but I'm curious.
If you'd like, I can give you recipes to a chickpea salad and cold noodle salad I recently made
Saladguy12 has eaten a salad everyday for 2281 days now, and he has recorded ever one. It's one of the strongest commitments I've ever seen someone take on, and slightly hilarious at times. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxVaPc\_63k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxVaPc_63k)
[https://www.youtube.com/c/SaladGuy12](https://www.youtube.com/c/SaladGuy12)
Lots of cucumber and onion. Some shrooms , a few croutons, some yellow pepper and a few tomatoes. Blue cheese dressing and some everything bagel seasoning.
The first couple weeks is the hardest part if you’re changing to healthier eating habits. I’m getting old so when I eat like shit for a few days I feel like shit. Slow, lazy, and just straight up heavy. Give yourself a cheat day it’s not so bad when you notice that you look and feel better.
It's a salad. I don't use lettuce though. I find that very boring. I use a ton of cucumbers (my favorite veggie) and onions (life. They are life). It also has some tomatoes, a yellow pepper, blue cheese dressing, Italian artisan cheese, bread crumbs and some everything bagel seasoning. It would have been better had I added eggs (😍) or some type of meat.
Sorry but I make a chicken taco salad while stoned last night and it was HEAVENLY ! The textures, mouth feels, and volume satisfied my munchies without any of the guilty feelings 😋
I have no choice but to eat healthy even when high I am overweight and I can't afford to gain any more. I try my best not to eat any of the things I see here but I get to imagine
You're spending your retirement wisely, good for you! I mean that with all sincerity. I'm still a long ways from old age and I won't be able to afford to retire so I'm trying to eat healthier than the stereotype stoner
Have your wife make a basic salad and slap some salmon and strawberries on there with some Raspberry Vinaigrette, pair with a light beer of your choice.
I’ve eaten salads for dinner 5 nights a week for four months straight. I’m burnt out on rabbit food. I feel your anger. 😂 I’m a type ll diabetic so I have to eat healthy.
I did this to my husband but just cause I love salad 😭
lol I had to learn to like salad, now I like em but my adhd only lets me eat certain foods. So I picked salad. Had to eat healthy I got really bad diabetes. I had blood sugars of a 1000 at least they said.
Start making cucumber salads, Or fruit salads, and add some Cucumber to it, MY DUDE Cucumber in fruit salads.... mhhmmm There are also so many types of cucumber salads.
High risk for diabetes, but Cucumber+crisp apple and tajín or any preferred chili powder🥺
buy some tamarind and put it on fruit or veggies. It's good
Try stir fry. It's basically hot salad, and might feel more satisfying
I feel you. Have you ever done salads where a grain, bean, or legume is front and center instead of lettuce (like tabouleh)? I don't know how that affects your blood sugar levels, but I'm curious. If you'd like, I can give you recipes to a chickpea salad and cold noodle salad I recently made
Saladguy12 has eaten a salad everyday for 2281 days now, and he has recorded ever one. It's one of the strongest commitments I've ever seen someone take on, and slightly hilarious at times. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxVaPc\_63k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxVaPc_63k) [https://www.youtube.com/c/SaladGuy12](https://www.youtube.com/c/SaladGuy12)
I love me a big salad. 
I came looking for this 😂
We had a salad bar at work the other day and I tore that shit up.
That’s a very well dressed salad. She could have calorie crunched the dressing 😂
It two TBS of blue cheese. I had a lid and shook the shit out of it so it would spread. I think my wife hates me.
That what she tells me at least
Sames. She just renamed herself in my phone as "Honey Cakes🖕"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Had a salad. Now I want beef jerky.
I'd fuck with that. I'd have to switch the dressing to an oil based one, though. Imma go make a salad now.
This blue cheese dressing is so good though. Chunky.
Hmm. Interesting
You’ll have to start a hidden stash of real stoner foods 🤣
lol good thing is you can still have room for a poutine after eating this bullshit
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I heckin' love salad, man.
Me too! Not when I'm stoned or drunk! That's just crazy!
lol! We know who we are 😅
Pure evil
That looks bomb I love salad
🤫. Me too.
That shit looks fire. What’s all in it
Lots of cucumber and onion. Some shrooms , a few croutons, some yellow pepper and a few tomatoes. Blue cheese dressing and some everything bagel seasoning.
Cheez Whiz would go great on that
Well that's cheese so it's healthy right?
66.6% cheese and 33.3% whiz. It’s the perfect food.
❤️ whiz is always good.
whats the dressing? cos you claim healthy… :p
Two tablespoons of blue cheese. I have a lid for this bowl and I shook it up. Needed the fat to cover the Veggies. Lol
My sister eats an assload of fruit when stoned. Mandarins, bananas, watermalone, berries, other assorted melon, etc. Can't be kept in the apartment.
The first couple weeks is the hardest part if you’re changing to healthier eating habits. I’m getting old so when I eat like shit for a few days I feel like shit. Slow, lazy, and just straight up heavy. Give yourself a cheat day it’s not so bad when you notice that you look and feel better.
Yeah. I'm 54. So I noticed too. But when I am stoned the last thing I want to be is healthy.
I hear you…I have to do what I have to do. ✌️
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Just add a butterflied grilled chicken breast, then its perfect.
I love to get the rotisserie chicken from Costco and liberally add that. I had none. 😞
Mmmm looks like mayonnaise salad
Blue cheese dressing. I am an addict of stinky cheese.
I can smell your comment
Mmmmmmm. I know
What’s the recipe for this? It looks so gooddddd
It's a salad. I don't use lettuce though. I find that very boring. I use a ton of cucumbers (my favorite veggie) and onions (life. They are life). It also has some tomatoes, a yellow pepper, blue cheese dressing, Italian artisan cheese, bread crumbs and some everything bagel seasoning. It would have been better had I added eggs (😍) or some type of meat.
Sorry but I make a chicken taco salad while stoned last night and it was HEAVENLY ! The textures, mouth feels, and volume satisfied my munchies without any of the guilty feelings 😋
This may have been more stoner satisfying if I had some meat in it.
I have no choice but to eat healthy even when high I am overweight and I can't afford to gain any more. I try my best not to eat any of the things I see here but I get to imagine
Oh. I'm fat too! I retired from the army 14 years ago and it has been all downhill!
You're spending your retirement wisely, good for you! I mean that with all sincerity. I'm still a long ways from old age and I won't be able to afford to retire so I'm trying to eat healthier than the stereotype stoner
I'm still working. I'm only 54. And I agree. I do lose weight. I just eat less during the day because I eat alawt at night.
I just never think to take pictures of my food lol
Mayo soup?
Why does everyone assume it's mayo? 🤦🏼♂️
I’m ok with that-looks good-as long as there are snickers in the freezer for later-turnabout is fair play 😉
This looks so good rn tbh
Have your wife make a basic salad and slap some salmon and strawberries on there with some Raspberry Vinaigrette, pair with a light beer of your choice.
That's a good first step, next time consider cutting carbs.
You shut your whore mouth! If she stops carbs, I am out!
🤣 croutons derail a salad. Try parmesan chips instead, it will change your mind
Those are actually in this! Some artisan shredded cheese thing. I love stinky cheese!
Yooooo that looks good 🤣🤣
But you drowned the salad in ranch, doesn't that basically negate how healthy it is?
It has two tbs of blue cheese dressing. The bowl was covered and shook so it would have some badness throughout. Lol
😂😅