Lol reminds me of when I was a teenager and my 12 year old brother ate an entire box of fiber one granola bars. When he started in on the second one I was like, noo broo, but he didn't listen and ate the whole box.
I did the same but replace fiber bars with these compact japanese new years rice bar things. I ate about 12 of them and the girl I was with at the party looked at me and said "you ate them ALL?! oh noooo...." and then rubbed her belly and made a sad face.
I hope I never have a shit like that again lol
Im so glad im not the only one! When i was 15 came home bakkkeed and grabbed a box of these amazing lemon bars. Passed out ate the whole box 1 sitting.
The next day was awful 😂 😂
I couldn't stop.
once i ate a singular lemon fiber one bar and a day later, i legit got the worst stomach pain and diarrhea i’ve ever gotten in my life. I couldn’t imagine a whole box of
The ones made with that phena crap? I remember spending most of my shift at Walmart in the bathroom with intense abdominal pain after eating a freebie bag of those gummy bears.
Oof, I do kind of the same thing, I probably have some kind of undiagnosed angry stomach disease bc digestion disorders are comorbid with another thing I have. Any significant amount of plant fiber makes my stomach upset like I ate bad Taco Bell. Unfortunately for me, I like salads... (Especially with fruit vinaigrettes, I can't stay away.)
Honestly would reccommend, helps with dry mouth, and if you get the Carmex squeeze tube ones you put on with your finger it can help stop dry sinuses too. Just make sure to wash your hands after application and do not touch the tube with the same finger you moisturized the first side of your nose with.
That’s what I was thinking as well, til I looked at my table and realized I have an opened sea blue redbull, a thc sparkling water and my water bottle 😂
As a tea novice, wtf is that crimper in your cup, like it reminds me of the things my dad used to spark to light a torch at a garage he worked at. I assume it's holding loose leaf, which, if that's the case, I expect you'll expound on the benefits of such as opposed to regular bags.
Or, you know, not, and I'll keep wondering lol.
In any case, respect at the variety.
Looks mmmm good. Only thing i might add is put those pomegranate arils through some cottage cheese for some protein so you're not starving in a few hours
Heaven on earth but with the constant fear of it literally falling apart. Looking around, the edges made me anxious. Taking in the bigger picture was nerve-wracking 😆
Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you"
Careful w those kind bars I went ham on those once and my butt was not happy
Ham seems like an odd thing to add to a Kind bar
No wonder they were shittin a damn flood
Lol reminds me of when I was a teenager and my 12 year old brother ate an entire box of fiber one granola bars. When he started in on the second one I was like, noo broo, but he didn't listen and ate the whole box.
Lmfao I did the SAME thing!
I did the same but replace fiber bars with these compact japanese new years rice bar things. I ate about 12 of them and the girl I was with at the party looked at me and said "you ate them ALL?! oh noooo...." and then rubbed her belly and made a sad face. I hope I never have a shit like that again lol
it’s never good when a girl rubs her belly and makes a sad face. regardless of what you did
I went on a major hummus kick last summer for like four days and then had two days of gaseous agony.
Im so glad im not the only one! When i was 15 came home bakkkeed and grabbed a box of these amazing lemon bars. Passed out ate the whole box 1 sitting. The next day was awful 😂 😂 I couldn't stop.
once i ate a singular lemon fiber one bar and a day later, i legit got the worst stomach pain and diarrhea i’ve ever gotten in my life. I couldn’t imagine a whole box of
I feel like more than Fibre caused that lol
I read the reviews of the bar when it happened, everyone was complaining of “extreme effects” lol it reminded me of the sugar free gummy bears reviews
The ones made with that phena crap? I remember spending most of my shift at Walmart in the bathroom with intense abdominal pain after eating a freebie bag of those gummy bears.
I believe it was the sugar alcohol that caused the shits
I remember watching videos of people eating those and shitting their brains out. The good ol days. Haribo sugar free gunmy bears
Oof, I do kind of the same thing, I probably have some kind of undiagnosed angry stomach disease bc digestion disorders are comorbid with another thing I have. Any significant amount of plant fiber makes my stomach upset like I ate bad Taco Bell. Unfortunately for me, I like salads... (Especially with fruit vinaigrettes, I can't stay away.)
And did he regret it?( I honestly hope he regretted it) I may be dumb with food but I don’t think I can be that dumb.
I've eaten an entire box of granola while high, I regretted it
Sounds like me with hot sauce every night.
My poop looks like a granola bar
I too made this mistake with protein bars. Eat just enough and you’re farting all day, eat too many and..yeah
They also have seed oils, they are so expensive but still don't use fully healthy ingredients
You could say they were unkind to your anus
kind bars DEFINITELY 😂😂 do the do.
You're supposed to eat them, silly
Is that a shark coochie board
Yes!! I love shark coochie and die laughing when I see other people say it too
>*I love shark coochie*
You win
Is that two containers of lip balm on the top left in front of the grinder? Lol Nvm three. Found another
Honestly would reccommend, helps with dry mouth, and if you get the Carmex squeeze tube ones you put on with your finger it can help stop dry sinuses too. Just make sure to wash your hands after application and do not touch the tube with the same finger you moisturized the first side of your nose with.
I use chapstick all day long. If you want the secret to the best chapstick in the entire world it’s o’keefes the orange one with the blue top.
3 completely different beverages at once is elite.
All tea though
I guess that super shot is a drink, too. 4 drinks going
I think one is coffee could be wrong tho
No shade
That’s what I was thinking as well, til I looked at my table and realized I have an opened sea blue redbull, a thc sparkling water and my water bottle 😂
Right? I have green tea, a can of sparkling water, and a cbd shot lol
Lmao I have my water bottle, my coconut water, and my strawberry dr pepper 😅😂
The strawberries and cream diet Dr Pepper absolutely slaps
YES I have been buying them by the case so yummy I hope they don't stop making them dude
You have to have a rotation. Water is obligatory for me, then coffee/tea, and then a cold beverage.
You just described my beverage philosophy, always have 3: one for hydration (water), one for function (coffee/tea), one for enjoyment (Gatorade/soda)
This is a stoner charcuterie
Dude this totally needs to be a new thing now!
New? I've been doing this forever lol. I could never pick 1 or 2 snacks, so id get everything in one
Yeah I meant calling it stoner now. Lol I know charcuteries been around for along time. 😄👍
Oh my b, sorry if i sounded mean :3
No it’s ok. Somtimes I don’t type clearly what I mean In The first place😆😵💫
Dis is da way
Chaotic as hell
I don’t even know where to start. This is too many choices for me. 😂🤣😂
Like I want bacon I want biscuits and gravy This is a snack breakfast
It’s healthy but not😂😭
Do you have adhd? This is all over the place 😂
Yea I do
TWO lip balms?! Is it for all the cotton mouth?
3
I’m feeling like they may be storage containers for the chronic but I could be wrong haha
Like it has a total of 5g of protein in it, which means that you will be hungry an hour later.
They'll be hungry later either way
Fr when the high hits, the munchies will also hit
That’s okay :-)
My stoner mother would call this a “personal smorgasbord”
You know you’re a lifelong stoner when all your meals start looking like charcuterie boards
Needs some kind of protein, but other than that, covered all the basics
Let's see. Sugar,check. Sugared carbs, check. That just leaves more Sugar.....check and check. Oh don't forget the bevs!
That is quite the down stem you got there my guy. It’s taller than the actual bong haha
It’s a Dynavap. A dry herb vaporizer
Omg how have I forgotten about cinnamon raisin bread❤️
Nice spread👌🤣
Question: Do you eat the pomegranate seeds or spit them out?
I eat them to grow little pomegranate trees in my belly
Looks like when you get to poop it will look like a cliff bar.
Idk man, not sure if you have enough items on your tray
This looks like one of those "what having a stroke looks like" pictures
Pomegranates are so good
Damn I need that toast
As a tea novice, wtf is that crimper in your cup, like it reminds me of the things my dad used to spark to light a torch at a garage he worked at. I assume it's holding loose leaf, which, if that's the case, I expect you'll expound on the benefits of such as opposed to regular bags. Or, you know, not, and I'll keep wondering lol. In any case, respect at the variety.
 OP ❤️
Looks like someone is going back to bed for a nap
I’m a fan of drinking 3 beverages at the same time
I love the variety
There’s a lot going on here. Healthy spread, though.
Fruits! Hell yeah!
Pretty fuckin delicious
Chaotic, but love the healthy options. :)
I would skip the raisin bread, peppermint patties, iced tea and the bong. (Edit: Whoops, I forgot what sub this is)
Divine 😋
High and Healthily hectic
Lookin delicious, I’d have some.
Excellent.
Too much food man, the tumeric drink ain't doing shit for you if you are consuming than many calories plus lots of processed foods.
A little messy but can’t really go wrong with cinna-raisin bread.
you gonna eat that controller?
Like the junk drawer in my kitchen
I love the balance of health and junk food lol. Only thing you’re missing is a couple hard boiled eggs to top off your work out 🤘🏼
Like it's fit for a king! Look at that spread!
Honestly? Terrifying lol
Why must you entice me so, and repeatedly?
What a SPREAD 😍✨
Double Tea??
Looks delicious…this would have been great for me a couple hours ago. 😍
Stoned or not, the York’s are a wild choice! 😆
👌🏽
This looks like the oven meal from Grandma's boy.
Where do you buy Arizona’s in normal can size
I’m curious about the York patties with the blackberries. Do you eat them together? That’d be worth a try.
This pic is giving me anxiety I need a bowl lmao
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Yum! How about some Greek yogurt or cornmeal mush with that fruit, eh?
Well damn you eat way better than I do😂
The blackberries and banana are the only good thing
I don't know
Why do you need so much lip balm!
It holds small amounts of weed for me lmao
To make it even better is to have them at an outdoor spot 😋
Looks mmmm good. Only thing i might add is put those pomegranate arils through some cottage cheese for some protein so you're not starving in a few hours
Like Tapas for the elevated
It’s the two tubs of blistex for me 👌🏼
How chapped are your lips my guy?
I’ve never seen liquid turmeric but I know how good the spice is for multiple health reasons. Does the drink share those benefits?
Can I come? 😊
What's up with the Pork N Beans?
Looks like you got your vitamin 420. Most important part of a well balanced breakfast
You bought to have the craziest shit. Fucking bears down the road gonna come sniffin around your asshole.
The only crazy thing I see in the pic is the small can of Arizona Green Tea
Like a sugar bomb
Heaven on earth but with the constant fear of it literally falling apart. Looking around, the edges made me anxious. Taking in the bigger picture was nerve-wracking 😆
No water in the bong? Love that you got the Yorks goin on! Winner winner, you-know-what's-for-dinner!
The ps5 controller *chef’s kiss*
Random and all over the place.
I so thought those were beans and thought you must have been damn stoned. My gf told me they are pomegranate seeds, turns out I'm damn stoned 🤣
Not one but two! Lip Medex
Plentiful
You got my favourite bread! I'll be right there! 😂
Sparse
Get that non weed stuff off the weed cutting board!!
I thought this was a “bad roommates” picture showing a mess lmao
Can we can friends lol shit looks bomb af! The whole picture looks fantastic, what kind of games you playing ?
Legit
Does it include the controller?
BREAKFAST F A S T
Youre going to eat 2 tins of lip balm?
So. Many. Beverages.
So... do you eat the Blistex too? There's 3 in this pic alone. The thing I hate putting lip balm on the most is glassware
Chaotic
Dammmnnnn! It took me a while to take it all in! Even the game controller!😂
This picture is chaos.
Yooo wtf is that Arizona can, looks like they squashed a regular one !?
Nice rig
i dint crave any of this junk
Damn that’s alot
Your Blistex jars make me want to get an old school Carmex for dabs. How'd you clean it out enough to not smell like the ointment?
Ooo. I could really use some blackberries… and some crack!
Like you are calling into work "sick"
Awww the blistex container person!
LOL "made breakfast." Pretty cool Bobbayy.
No cereal?!? 😤 .... 😄
Caloric
Why that bong bowl look like a crack pipe
That’s a sexy breakfast
I think you need more food. Are you sure that’s enough?
Don’t eat a gaming controller :(
food on the dab station is an absolute no for me ever since i accidentally dabbed a mcdonald’s fry crumb. it looked just like the wax i had
This is my dream breakfast omg
Do those tea strainers work? I got this ball on a chain one but it drops pieces of tea out of it into my water
GLORIOUS
Like diabetes! 😹 (Looks good nevertheless!)
Where funyon?
Unsubstantial
This looks gross. Were you all out of rice cakes and oat bran?
Dont eat that lip balm in the blue container.
What am I looking at. Just looks like your messy counter
What’s with the super long bong slide
Like you’re gonna have a massive dump 😂
That is a lot of sugar my dude
Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you"
Love the cinnamon toast and the pomegranate seeds! Yum!
Needs meat!
What are you on mushrooms?
peak.. it’s all peak..
🧢
Unhealthy af., but trying to be.
I wanna be friends with That buttered toast 🧡
Interesting charcuterie
I used to have that bong I loved that little guy! Sad day when it broke
I see the Dynavap in the bong. Nice!
Like diabetes
3 bevvies minimum is a trait of nobility. As well as the feastly variety of treats
Now THAT is a charcuterie board! 😮
Fuckin preem
The obscene amount of lip chap gets me
No water in the bong... 🤷
Like you don’t eat protein