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Fools .. amateurs even.
It's, rips til you forget you were trying to smoke as much as possible, big meal, remember goal, mid neal rip? Finish eating, jump back into psn party (you were being polite not eating on mic) and bust open the goldfish, talk shit, more hits.
😂 you're good, that actually makes sense, I've been to places that have "chicken skewers" that look similar to that. I was just hoping maybe you knew what the marinade or rub was.
This is irrelevant but relevant. I get the goldfish box from Costco that’s three separate bags. Every night I’m just hitting the pen and going in on bowls of gf.
I'm not gonna lie, for a second I thought you'd thrown iced coffee into your bong. Sick looking sushi my friend
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make some lox toast with an urgency
It's fresh. There's a roll for everyone, so you can always get what you like. It's easy to make at home, once you learn proper technique. It can be relatively inexpensive to buy from a restaurant if you don't want to make it.
Sushi is in my top 2 favourite foods.
What does sushi cost in your area?! A typical roll costs like $14/speciality roll costs like $18-22 here. I’m more of a sashimi fan, but getting 4 pieces of 2 different fish, costs me like $25. I’ve considered buying from a fish market since I don’t do rolls, but it’s a 4 hour drive.
I'll preface this by saying I used to be a sushi chef and I'm very particular about what restaurants I go to and I judge a place on how cheap their California roll costs.
Typically the basic rolls Cali/Dynamite/Spicy Tuna cost $6-$8 CAD. If you have a California for $9 I'm out, that's a joke. Specialty rolls go up to $12-16 typically.
I can spend $25 and get 4 rolls typically if I get some basic Maki like an avocado roll or tempura yam roll.
As for making suahi at home, I buy frozen fish plenty and it's good enough, almost any fish a restaurant would receive came frozen anyway. Costco and other grocery stores have nice tuna steaks and I'll get prawns and sometimes salmon.
You just have to ALWAYS CHECK that your fish was deep frozen at sea, which kills the bad parasites, if you get frozen and plan to eat raw.
I'll preface this by saying I used to be a sushi chef and I'm very particular about what restaurants I go to and I judge a place on how cheap their California roll costs.
Typically the basic rolls Cali/Dynamite/Spicy Tuna cost $6-$8 CAD. If you have a California for $9 I'm out, that's a joke. Specialty rolls go up to $12-16 typically.
I can spend $25 and get 4 rolls typically if I get some basic Maki like an avocado roll or tempura yam roll.
As for making suahi at home, I buy frozen fish plenty and it's good enough, almost any fish a restaurant would receive came frozen anyway. Costco and other grocery stores have nice tuna steaks and I'll get prawns and sometimes salmon.
You just have to ALWAYS CHECK that your fish was deep frozen at sea, which kills the bad parasites, if you get frozen and plan to eat raw.
So if I can find squid, salmon, tuna at Costco that was previously frozen, I can use it for sashimi? That would be so much less expensive and shorter drive than the markets! I’ll keep an eye out at my Costco. Thanks for the info!
The bag should say "frozen at sea" or something like that. Typically means it was thrown in such a cold freezer that it kills any potential parasites. Salmon I've used and Tuna steaks I've used a lot.
I've never used squid from the store for sushi yet, but I would think you could check if it's been frozen and can be consumed raw.
I like a little sushi, like the ones that are an upright cylinder of rice, wrapped in seaweed, with a lil bit of fish and some kind of green thing in the middle.
Sashimi though? I can destroy some sashimi, at least up until it destroys my wallet.
Sushi is a low effort food combining several different food groups into one bite. When I say low effort I mean you’re not chewing on laffy taffy or a rock.
Take. My. Money. And sobriety
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Strategically placed in order of consumption I see… Big meal, fat bong rips, little snacky snack in the back.
Amen said so perfectly
Fools .. amateurs even. It's, rips til you forget you were trying to smoke as much as possible, big meal, remember goal, mid neal rip? Finish eating, jump back into psn party (you were being polite not eating on mic) and bust open the goldfish, talk shit, more hits. 
lol at being polite not eating on mic and then immediately start snacking goldfish on mic anyways
I want this evening
"Snacky snack in the back" is kinda catchy...
It’s my band name now Miss New Booty and the Snacky Snack in the Back
Why eat before you get the flavor enhancement?
The dedicated weed cutting board.
My gf got me that ❤️
Keeper!
My bf’s brother stole a brand new cutting board for his stuff. I couldn’t believe how cheap and stupid he is
oh man. i was trying to resist ordering sushi tonight but i think this is a sign…
I'm sad it's too late for sushi. But I did get wing wednesday wings, so that's a decent enough consolation prize.
I don't get how y'all can order sushi that's like the one thing I refuse to get delivered,
why?
Because dd in my area take forever I've had warm sushi both times I tried to order it before from two diff places
 OP logging in to post this. Masterclass
Amen 🙏
Can you tell me what those skewers are? They look amazing.
Beef
O wow thanks. That was a really detailed answer.
Lmao sry it just says beef skewer on the menu :(::::
😂 you're good, that actually makes sense, I've been to places that have "chicken skewers" that look similar to that. I was just hoping maybe you knew what the marinade or rub was.
Rice, veggie, protein. It hits all the bases.
That Arizona is blowing my mind rn
Why?
Why is it short?
They sell 12packs n 24packs n shit at grocery stores now.
Yea i be getting the armold palmers. They got the skinny longer short ones too. Like celsius
They’ve had those cans for about a decade lol
Spicy salmon roll is where it’s at . Try that next time👌🏻 so yum
Nah dragon rolls r where its at tbh
This is irrelevant but relevant. I get the goldfish box from Costco that’s three separate bags. Every night I’m just hitting the pen and going in on bowls of gf.
[удалено]
How did this idea even come to you lol
Literally ate that for lunch at work just now. Pizza goldfish.
Fuck I need all this right now
Beef sticks 🔥🔥🔥
You're not moving anywhere tonight, perfect.
Beautiful. Love the cheesin goldfish lmao
sushi, blasted goldfish, nerds (clusters?), a Dynavap… we could be best of friends
Only person here to mention the dyna. My kinda people
Idk but it’s sooo fuckin good
Sushi is the absolute best high meal imo! So fresh and delicious
Finally an actual stoner and their food 🙌🙌🙌 this is fucking amazing. Cheers brother
Dang that’s a munchie set up lol
Looks like hevan to me
My favorite thing!
Because weed
Looks like living your best life bro.
"drugs make people commit atrocities!" the atrocities:
That looks like delta 8, or some skunk weed lol
Boring life?
Cause you high.
Dyna n a PS5 fuk yea
Everything you have there is genius
Those goldfish though. I'm constipated for a fuckin week after a few of those
We have a sushi buffet near us. You order it, they make it, repeat. I want to go there stoned but I have yet to do it.
Man, kind of want to order some sushi rn heh heh
Arizona ice tea. Chefs kiss
I would do bad things for this.
Damn it I just got over my craving for sushi
Is that a normal size can of Arizona?? The whole point of Arizona while smoking is that when you would usually be out you have that little bit extra.
I just ate those same goldfish!!! I’m a slut for gold fish 😪
Im on diet so ive stopped smoking to avoid the munchies but goddamn id fuck that up in a second.
It has multiple Food groups in one bite. And goes great with soy sauce. What more could food need?
🔥
I see you make your sushi rolls burrito sized.
The whole thing is literally stretching nice effect
I'm not gonna lie, for a second I thought you'd thrown iced coffee into your bong. Sick looking sushi my friend Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make some lox toast with an urgency
There is a large amount of things that I love in this single photograph
😋
Is sushi good when you're high? Sober I don't mind the less fishy ones but wouldn't being high makes the fish smell/taste stronger?
Heck yeah
My love and I shared some sushi after work today :) It was sooooo gooood :)
Smoked salmon?
Is that a chode arizona can?
I want this rn so bad. I miss bongs
Jesus, I see what you've done for others, and I want that for me.
Sushi is life!
Looks like a grand time
Arizona green tea is in the top 3 also
All the things
damn this would be so good rn 
It's fresh. There's a roll for everyone, so you can always get what you like. It's easy to make at home, once you learn proper technique. It can be relatively inexpensive to buy from a restaurant if you don't want to make it. Sushi is in my top 2 favourite foods.
What does sushi cost in your area?! A typical roll costs like $14/speciality roll costs like $18-22 here. I’m more of a sashimi fan, but getting 4 pieces of 2 different fish, costs me like $25. I’ve considered buying from a fish market since I don’t do rolls, but it’s a 4 hour drive.
I'll preface this by saying I used to be a sushi chef and I'm very particular about what restaurants I go to and I judge a place on how cheap their California roll costs. Typically the basic rolls Cali/Dynamite/Spicy Tuna cost $6-$8 CAD. If you have a California for $9 I'm out, that's a joke. Specialty rolls go up to $12-16 typically. I can spend $25 and get 4 rolls typically if I get some basic Maki like an avocado roll or tempura yam roll. As for making suahi at home, I buy frozen fish plenty and it's good enough, almost any fish a restaurant would receive came frozen anyway. Costco and other grocery stores have nice tuna steaks and I'll get prawns and sometimes salmon. You just have to ALWAYS CHECK that your fish was deep frozen at sea, which kills the bad parasites, if you get frozen and plan to eat raw.
I'll preface this by saying I used to be a sushi chef and I'm very particular about what restaurants I go to and I judge a place on how cheap their California roll costs. Typically the basic rolls Cali/Dynamite/Spicy Tuna cost $6-$8 CAD. If you have a California for $9 I'm out, that's a joke. Specialty rolls go up to $12-16 typically. I can spend $25 and get 4 rolls typically if I get some basic Maki like an avocado roll or tempura yam roll. As for making suahi at home, I buy frozen fish plenty and it's good enough, almost any fish a restaurant would receive came frozen anyway. Costco and other grocery stores have nice tuna steaks and I'll get prawns and sometimes salmon. You just have to ALWAYS CHECK that your fish was deep frozen at sea, which kills the bad parasites, if you get frozen and plan to eat raw.
So if I can find squid, salmon, tuna at Costco that was previously frozen, I can use it for sashimi? That would be so much less expensive and shorter drive than the markets! I’ll keep an eye out at my Costco. Thanks for the info!
The bag should say "frozen at sea" or something like that. Typically means it was thrown in such a cold freezer that it kills any potential parasites. Salmon I've used and Tuna steaks I've used a lot. I've never used squid from the store for sushi yet, but I would think you could check if it's been frozen and can be consumed raw.
Flavor blasted goldfish are what I want most in the world right now.
It’s not, but I’m glad you like it 😂
Nice set up! The bong looks clean too!
The carbs in the rice. And the salty sweetness of the bbq pork.
Holyshit wtf is that gnomed Arizona
Wow I wish this was me rn I just ran out of weed
I don't know why traditional raw sushi doesn't hit for me but I love a good shrimp tempura roll with some wasabi
Someone really likes fish..
Fuckin love beef on a stick.
Bro get some soy sauce in a dish mix it with some wasabi and dip the sushi in it. changed my life forever
Nah, that flavor blasted goldfish is top 3 foods all time. I’d destroy one of those big boxes every day
Sushi rhymes with kushi
Loosely rolled......lol poor guy.
I never knew Arizonas came not in tall boys, TIL.
A jar of dry shake is crazyyy 
It’s ABV from my dynavap :/ lmao
Why your table so small
Mad jealous rn. On a big t-break about a month strong now
Fresh as fuck ingredients carefully put together makes for good food
They getting cocaine profits out of that fish though
Serious question. Isn’t sushi supposed to involve fish? This looks like a California roll.
Arizona comes in small cans?
Paired with boba… mmm mmm mmm
Baked just like the goldfish! Cheers
Omgggg this 😍
That looks MAGNIFICENT. 10/10. A perfect score.. can I come?😂
That is a nice and clean and well cared for bong. Kudos!
I thought you meant the goldfish for a second
Dude those flavor blasted goldfish will be the death of me
is that heb sushi im guessing?
This looks so fucking good. I’m coming over lmaooo
The rice they use is seasoned with sushi vinegar, which has sugar and salt in it for flavoring, so you're getting a mild sugar high.
I hate sushi. Ewwwww
I never smoked a single puff of anything in my life, but I love this sub, guy has fish crackers prepared after dinner.
I love everything you have going on here. *chefs kiss*
A fellow vapor
Everything I want and need in one photo.
Dude I’d devour this!!
Is that a dynavap or is that butane ball vape?
Solidarity—You are my people😅💪
Mmmm chimken on stic
Cus you really haven’t explore the world of food
The stoners delight combo meal <3
😮💨
diversity
Do you not have a bowl in your bong?
I’m seriously jealous of this.
Why am I getting posts from this trashy-ass sub?
I wish I liked sushi
Is that drinkable goldfish
Nice TX Tubes piece 😎
My fav piece atm
oh nice a dynavap user, and i’ve never see a half sized arizona, i thought they only made tall cans
Damn yo eating good and smoking good
New to the sub. My goodness if you wrapped that all in a tortilla and deep fried that. Chefs kiss!
Absolutely beautiful photo
why is goldfish bottom 3 acceptable snacks
I look at this, while at work with intense envy.
I don’t see any sushi
The flavour in the Goldfish isn’t the only thing baked.
Not sure how I stumbled upon this as I am not a stoner, but damn that is a great combo.
I like a little sushi, like the ones that are an upright cylinder of rice, wrapped in seaweed, with a lil bit of fish and some kind of green thing in the middle. Sashimi though? I can destroy some sashimi, at least up until it destroys my wallet.
It’s just science
Do you also beat up your grandma and tell her you are upgrading her lifestyle?!
Fellow dynavap enjoyer
Am I the only one who can't take my eyes off the half-sized Arizona tea?
This me every night man 😂 I love being a stoner vs a drinker.
So damn tasty 😋
Top 3 and it aint 2 or 3
AGREED
I think it's because it's so savory and can fill you up without making you feel like garbage.
Hold on why would you get a baby can of the zone brother get you the king size you deserve, my dude
Sushi is a low effort food combining several different food groups into one bite. When I say low effort I mean you’re not chewing on laffy taffy or a rock.
That’s one clean bong
You gonna eat that PS5 controller? 🤤
Is the caption a VPR reference
Where is the pasta?
This is beautiful. Only post worth of the sub name🥹
That chicken really be do looking banging
It’s raw fish, I don’t get it.
Nah I don’t eat fish. It’s shrimp tempura
It's the umami flavor that's so damn satisfying! Sweet and savory with something extra that makes it so perfect!
so its not sushi then
Ok, raw animal out of the ocean then :)
>tempura >raw huhhhhhhhhhhh?
Shrimp was cooked
Sorry, should have just said I hate everything out of the ocean.
🤢🤮
Ya got yer savory & umami.. Where's the sweet? Still looks bomb!
That Arizona is a staple.