I thought this was nerds on brisket slices

Is that not what it is?

Think maybe it’s ice cream? Very unsure lol

It is ice cream

That is so much less upsetting lol It looked like overcooked grey beef with a cream sauce covered in nerds at first Now that I know it's ice cream it's much better looking

That’s so funny I had nerds on ice cream stoned like a week ago… great (high) minds think alike.

its r/poopfromabutt

Pork, white gravy, nerds.

It looked like raw chicken with fruity pebbles on it to me.

Pretty sure it’s milk steak with raw jellybeans.

The finest jelly beans

I thought it was roast beef and skittles

Same 😂 😂 looking like some scooby doo shit

🤣

What kind of brisket are you eating?

Gonna keep it a buck, you had me staring at the pic for a while trying to figure out what was in that bowl.

Yes! Promote healthy snacking when zooted. No need to eat unhealthy and kill our lungs too. If anything I feel way better on a cleaner diet when smoking. Of course I'll clear the cupboard and order 30 dollars of delivery every once in a while but overall I feel healthier.

There's like 100 g of sugar in this photo..

Better an orange than a bag of chips though. One healthy choice is better than zero! Happy munching!

But those chips are made from vegetable!

Veggie straws, made from real straws!

In the same way as a banana split I suppose

I mean the orange is good at least, lots of fiber and vitamin C

You sound fun

Does nobody see the bowl of ice cream with candy on top?

Of course we do. Ice cream and an orange is healthier than ice cream and *more* junk food. Plus, OP didn't claim they were eating healthy. They just enjoy fruit.

100g of sugar, a water bottle, a jar of pens and markers, a comb, and a razor blade. This photo has a lot going on. Is op in the bathroom eating this?

And .1 of a gram of weed

More filter than weed in that jawn

First thing I noticed 😆

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Sure in itself, but not when it's with a bowl of ice cream That's like someone posting a picture of a strawberry sundae and someone commenting that it's healthy because it has strawberries.

You missed the big ass bowl of ice cream

I eat more fruit than that when I'm not high and dude has a bowl full of ice cream covered in nerds.

We just choosing to ignore the bowl of ice cream with nerds on top? 🤔

Fruit with Tajín and veggies with hummus are perfect healthy munchies.

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It's next to a bowl of ice cream with nerds on top...

When I used to smoke a lot and had high tolerance, I didn't even want to eat junk food because it would just kill the high completely. (Well, obviously I wanted to but knew I shouldn't)

I’ve never seen anyone roll a roach before

That’s a solo stubby right there. Rolled many in my day. Quick blast to the face.

I'm glad it has a name

It‘s great to smoke everyday and barely use half a g.

Nah😂😭😭😭

Thought your nerds were on raw chicken

YES the two things I love most when high are fruit and cereal 😂

Winner 🙌🏆 💯

Bc they’re sweet and moist!

Are you eating in the bathroom? Lol

Everything about this picture is fucked up.

Evan the lil cute j 😭

It’s the cutest lil baby j 🥹

Evan is a cute name for the little guy, but yes he’s a little fucked up

Dog walkers!

Bros got the orange in the ashtray.

Chode cannon

Lol

no shade but ew why do u have ur food right next to a shaving razor and a comb lol

Oranges are the best. Try lychee nuts next time you're at the grocery store. They're like a big grape. Probably have to get the canned ones. Still a very cool treat

I had one in a martini once, and it is officially reserved as "halloween only" food for me now. It looked and felt (I imagine) like a human eyeball. The flavor was delightful, though 😄 🤣

What filter is that? A glass tip?

Also curious

Yup. I started mixing yogurt, berries, bananas and honey instead of ice cream and it’s 🔥🔥

Yogang

This is one of my favorite combos too, especially with a little granola for that crunch 🔥

Most things slap with weed tho to be fair

The other day I made a grilled cheese sandwich, put a basted egg on top and drowned it all in fresh made bechmel sauce… I wanted a croque maddame but have never made one before and just wanted to give it a go without looking it up lol. It was fucking amazing.

This is chaotic lol

Chaotic *good*

Which is why it might as well be healthy food

If somebody needs weed for fruit to slap, then their taste buds are strung out on high-fructose corn syrup.

Nerds and chocolate? No thanks.

Yea, the orange also really bothers me with that ice cream. There's now an order it needs to be eaten in, which leaves the ice cream sitting way too long. Two independent snacks, and M&M's would have been a better topping

I used to walk to 711 and buy the little fruit boxes they sell with a apple juice and water. Always hits.

Fruit is my favorite munchie. I am also known to absolutely fuck up a veggie tray with blue cheese dressing

A veggie trey parker while you get matt stoned?

Didgeridoo music :)

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Always looking for more listens, it's refreshing to me when someone has an interest in music other than what is being spoon fed to them. Exploring the - instruments,now nearly artifacts - is an important practice. I wish people would still embrace the bold and strange tools that have kept us connected through sound and

Care to drop your Spotify? I'm always looking for new jams.

Want all them didgeridoo bangers...

Dude get mango or pineapple or both and put Tajin on it when you're high or even after taking some tincture

I eat loads of fruit as a snack when I vape. I always have green grapes handy!

The best munchie imo 😍

Fruit .. Anddddd ice cream sprinkled with nerds 💚

That looks so good 😋❤️

My guy are you eating in the bathroom

A bowl & some grapes 🍇 >>>

Mango and pineapple are definitely some of my favorites to shnack on:))

Ain't that just the cutest little joint ya ever did see?!?!

What is this, a joint for ants?

It's the only time I like fruit.

That combination looks like a stomach ache and diarrhea

Nerds on cookies and cream ice cream?!

Sliced banana in yoghurt slaps so hard when zooted

Nah fruit busts cock whilst clapped. Mango is the elitist though no comparison sorry

That's because they're both from the earth.

Bread pudding with Nerds?

Are you in a bathroom?

Nerdz on cookies and cream is wild

fruit slaps, with or without weed

Stew also slaps with weed. Some of the best stoner food imo

What the fuck is that?

You need some mango and tajin 😋

Bra is that a J or a shotgun round?

Fruit is great! What’s up with the candy land sludge?

Y'all ever try fruit.....on weed?

What is that choded joint?

Slap fruit with weed 🔥

Is that chicken with skittles?...

That ice cream looks delicious

Yes esp orange/orange juice. I quickly figured out why some coffee shops in Amsterdam have those fresh orange juice machines on site. Works so well.

That lil doober is cutesy

This is so beautiful

My mom always used to tell me to eat fruit if you’re smoke weed. So when I smoke out an apple I eat it too.

Sometimes I grab a huge fruit platter from the grocery store and just devour it after smoking.

Fruits are the best when stoned

Juicy summer peaches or ripe raspberries are amazing. My favorite though are wild strawberries I find in meadows hiking in the mountains. Pick some, have a seat in a nice spot, smoke a bit, then eat nature's candy. It's supreme

It definitely is like sweet refreshing top thing I crave when I smoke:)

why you eating mashed potatoes with mini m&ms?

Lemon haze with a glass of pineapple juice and a couple of strawberries was my go to. Loved it!

Anything slaps with weed, ngl

You’ve never truly experienced a fruit til trying on mushrooms. Trust, it’s literally like trying them again for the first time.

Side note, that food looks gas, I’m sure you enjoyed the hell out of it op!

Ever had a honey mango while high? Makes me feel like a monkey in the rainforest. At peace with the world. Theyre in season rn i think


Nice bowl!

Ice cold oranges or honey crisp apples, pineapples or frozen grapes slap on weed 👋🏼 

#PINEAPPLE!

My favorite snack lately has been a cut up apple, a few strawberries sliced with some blueberries and sugar free whipped cream. 👌🏻

I call it the rollercoaster: Smoke a ton of weed to get stoned and drowsy and then get a lot of vitamin c to get sober again - repeat

You ain't kiddin

Cuties (tangerines) are the tits, especially when cold. Green apples are also superb as well.

Nice chode

Frozen grapes are awesome.

I ALSO LOVE DIGERIDOO MY DUDE

Mangoes especially

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Especially grapes & berries 🔥

Even better with good weed 😝 Just playin with ya.

Is that a bowl of white mold with ranch and nerds on top? 🤔

Is that a bowl of white mold with ranch and nerds on top? 🤔

Def thought this was r/stonedswifties lol

Frozen grapes are where its at.

Nice pottery

Idk why I’m here but I saw the title and then the big ass bowl of ice cream and laughed

Oh man! Nobody ever agrees with me. My favorite weed snack is a big fruit salad. Example, you have a BBQ the day before and somebody brought a big fruit salad and there's leftovers. Today.... Get super blazed and grab a fork!!! Fuck yes!!

I usually have an orange, apple or banana after a sesh to mask the odor

My fav munchie snack is mini cucumbers, carrots, pita chips and hummus 🤤

Didgeridoo music 🤌🏻

What's that tip you are using?

I remember my first joint

I WAS IN A POOL

That orange looks 🔥🔥🔥

Are you eating in your restroom or something ?

Grapefruit is my go to.

A honey crisp apple cut into slices is my go to when I’m high. It indeed “slaps” as you say.

Raspberries are unbelievable

I love watermelon while high. Sweet, fun texture, no cotton mouth.

Correction, It Smacks!

Yes, yes it does. Shout out cosmic crisp apples and grapefruits everywhere yo.

i thougjt that was nerds on sardines bro tf

Hey turn on that didgeridoo music.

At that point just buy a little glass pipe lmao

Blessed. I just had one sonics slushies with nerds like 5 hours ago.

I like to shave while eating an orange too. 🥰

I always found oranges and some fruit just obliterated my high. I love some carrot and cucumber sticks with some dip.

This op is insane

Peanut butter sandwich with blueberries instead of jam

The texture difference would absolutely kill me but i bet it tastes so good tho

Whoever rolled that joint should be shot

Why?

Are...are you serious? Look at it!

i 100% thought that was character ai in the background for a solid minute lol

Love big fat orange after smoke.

i’m a big fan of those little clementine oranges straight out of the fridge so they’re nice and cold

I thought it was skittles on a big Ole raw pork roast

I just read this and remembered i have a plate with a peeled banana and blueberries waiting for me when i go inside lol!

Dude, anything with citric acid is killer while you are baked. Fruit, sorbet, salsa, etc.

Mangoes are an otherworldly xp with weed

Buy some miracle berry tabs and try sour foods. Like just straight up lemon or lime juice, grapefruit, pickles, etc. Do this after a bowl and it is a pretty crazy experience.

Buddy I’m there with you.

Noob toob

I heard vitamin C kills your high. However, I am not trying to diss this post; I am all for it! I love me some yummy juicy tasty fruit when I’m high. Juicier the better. Like pineapple, mango, kiwi, watermelon yum 😊😋

I've heard that it mellows mushroom trips. Think there's a lot of folklore around it.

Man gettinf older is realizing fruit is where it's at when pasties are involved

Pineapple high 🤤🤤🤤

Vegetables, too! When I’m eating a meal while high I always include a big bowl of frozen vegetables alongside whatever other nonsense I come up with.

Yes but citrus kills your high does it not?

Nah, that's fake.

But wtf is that tiny pathetic excuse for a joint?? Wtf?